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Boehner's Billion Dollar Boner
by Michael R. Burch,
an editor
and publisher of Holocaust poetry
I believe many Americans would agree with House Representative Jim Cooper
that if there is a default for the first time in U.S. history, the very first
people to feel financial pain should be the congressmen and senators who helped
create the crisis, then refused to work together to fix it. If government
checks must bounce, why not help elected officials understand the people’s pain
by starting with their paychecks?
And even if there isn’t a default, considering the current sad state of
affairs we ought to ask ourselves if taxpayers have been getting our money’s
worth. Why do we pay senators and congressmen such handsome salaries, only to get such
ugly results in return? Take, for instance, what might be called "Boehner's Billion Dollar
Boner."
President Obama has been advocating a balanced solution that involves revenue
increases along with spending cuts. In his rebuttal of the president’s recent
speech about the debt ceiling stalemate, Speaker of the House John Boehner said,
"The sad truth is that the president wanted a blank check six months ago and he
wants a blank check today. This is just not going to happen."
Strong words from a strong-minded man? Hardly. Boehner tries to come across as a
tough-talking, no-nonsense realist who’s ready to cut spending to the bone while
holding the line on higher taxes. But when his own budget proposal was analyzed
by experts, according the Associated Press, it fell wildly short of tea party
expectations: "Of particular embarrassment was a Congressional Budget Office
finding that Boehner's measure would cut the deficit by just $1 billion next
year." It only takes our government around five hours to spend a billion
dollars, so why all the machismo, political posturing and grandstanding? If the best
Boehner can come up with is a measly billion dollars in savings for an entire
year, when the deficit is at $14.3 trillion and still climbing, he has no call
to berate President Obama and other Democrats. They didn’t ask for a "blank
check," nor did Boehner improve on their more balanced solution. All he did was
stick his foot in his oversized mouth, at a time when Republicans need to admit
that a real-world solution to the national debt is going to require the rich to
suffer along with other Americans, for a change.
Can Boehner survive his Billion Dollar Boner? Will the tea party types ever
let him live it down? Only time will tell the outcome of this latest Tempest in
a Teapot.
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