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Donald Trump Funny Campaign Slogans and Parodies

This page contains the best Donald Trump campaign slogans and parodies that I have been able to find, and a few that I came up with myself. Trump campaign slogans, parodies, nicknames, hashtags and other jokes have been coined by Glen Beck, Samantha Bee, Joe Biden, Charles M. Blow, Dana Carvey, Graydon Carter, Hillary Clinton, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Kristol, Bill Maher, NBC, Trevor Noah, John Oliver, Rosie O'Donnell, Martin O'Malley, Sarah Palin, Dan Rather, Marco Rubio, Nate Silver, Jon Stewart, USA Today ... and even The Donald Himself and his first wife, the former Ivana Trump!

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Donald Trump Campaign Slogans and Parodies

Win one for the Groper!
GOP now means "Grab Our Pussies!" — Bill Maher parody
Trump 2016: Somebody's doing the raping! — Jon Stewart parody
Trump 2016: Somebody's doing the raping! OMG, it's The Donald! — Jon Stewart parody update, by Michael R. Burch
Make America great again, for every pawn! — Michael R. Burch parody
Make America grope again!
Make America grate again, so that minorities will migrate again! — Michael R. Burch parody
Make America gyrate again: grope pussy!
Make America gripe again!
Make America WHITE again!
Make America whine again!
Stand by your con man! — Michael R. Burch parody
Speak loudly and carry a big shtick! — Michael R. Burch parody
We have nothing to fear but Mexicans, Muslims, Mormons, unattractive women, older women, overweight women, women who think for themselves, women's body fluids, facts, science, trade, tax returns, gay couples, transgenders, Syrian babies, American presidents with unusual names, and anyone who is not a lily-white male Christian heterosexual!
Get a grip: grope!
Repeal the 19th Amendment! — After Nate Silver pointed out that Trump would win if women weren't allowed to vote
Republican Rapture
The Antichrist — God and the Hebrew prophets (see Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?)
Trump Slump
We have just begun to grope!
Wait and see what happens! (Or flee to Canada if you have any sense!)
Dumpster fire!
Fun for all, and all for fun: grope pussy!
Trump Chumps: Because thinking is hard!
Comb over to our side!
Golden Wrecking Ball — Sarah Palin (not a parody)
Short-Fingered Vulgarian — Graydon Carter (a nickname Trump hates because he seems to think it suggests that he is under-endowed)
The Most Fabulous Whiner — after Donald Trump described himself to CNN's Chris Cuomo as "winning by whining"
Fuckface von Clownstick, Man-Baby, Comedy Entrapment and Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole — Jon Stewart
The White Kanye ― Bill Maher
Trump of Doom — Michael R. Burch (first used in a Facebook post on September 11, 2015)
Agent Orange — Anonymous
Tic-Tac Attack

Take a Tic Tac and grab them by the pussy is the closest thing to a "plan" Donald Trump has described this entire election!―Samantha Bee

Full Breitbart
The Surreal Donald Trump
The Abominable Showman
Donnie Darko
Vanilla ISIS
The ISIS Candidate
The Boychurian Candidate
Putin's Gambit
Orange Prometheus Unchained
Party Pooper
Ryan's Nope
The Suicide Bomber
The Presumptuous Nominee — Hillary Clinton

Nicknames for Trump's "Movement"

Trump Dump (#2)
Thurston Howell Bowel Movement
Hair Hitler and the Aryan Stupormen
Donald Duck Dynasty
Republican Rapture
Trump Slump
Red-to-Blue Dawn

Nicknames Given by Donald Trump to Other People

Donald Trump claims that he has an "instinct" for nicknames, but the list below shows a decided lack of wit, intelligence and originality. Trump may be a master of the low-brow insult, but anyone can find a cheap insult and fling it around. Trump's nicknames are as bankrupt as his casinos and his many other failed businesses like Trump University, Trump Vodka, Trump Ice, Trump Steaks, Trump Airlines, Trump Magazine, Trump Mortgage, Trump Network, Trumped!, Trump New Media, Trump on the Ocean, Tour de Trump, the New Jersey Generals and Trump: The Game.

"Gold Diggers" (women in general; on the day of Trump's wedding to Marla Maples, he told Howard Stern that "vagina is expensive" and they laughed about it later on Stern's radio show)
"Real Killers" (smart women in general; according to Trump the smart ones put on an act, pretending to be "feminine and needy," but are in reality "real killers")
"Beautiful Pieces of Ass" (Trump's dates and presumably his wives)
"Nice Tits, No Brains" (Marla Maples, Trump's second wife)
"Grotesque" (Bette Midler)
"Loser" (Cher)
"Bimbo" and "Crazy Megyn" (Megyn Kelly)
"Cunt" and "Shit for Brains" (Jennifer Lin)
"Slob," "Big Fat Pig," "Disgusting Animal," "The Beast," "Disgusting both Inside and Out," "Real Loser," "Dumb," and "My Nice Fat Little Rosie "(Rosie O'Donnell)
"Disgusting" (Elizabeth Beck, after she requested a time-out to pump breast milk for her baby)
"Disgusting" (Hillary Clinton, for taking a "potty break" during a debate)
"Schlonged" (Hillary Clinton, for losing the Democratic presidential election nomination to Barack Obama)
"Dog" and "Unattractive Inside and Out" (Arianna Huffington)
"Face of a Dog" (Gail Collins)
"That Face" (Carly Fiorina, whom Trump said could not be considered for the presidency because of her looks; but what about his, then?)
"Miss Piggy" and "Miss Eating Machine" (Alicia Machado, for gaining weight after winning the Miss Universe contest in 1996; she was a teenager at the time and Trump body-shamed her)
"Miss Housecleaning" (Alicia Machado, presumably because she is Latina and housecleaning is what Latinas are good for, according to The Donald)

Trump's comments about women are disturbing and confirm a long-term pattern of bullying, body-shaming, fat-shaming, face-shaming and verbal abuse. Here's an excerpt from a Slate article:

Before entering politics, Trump criticized Bill Clinton not for mistreating women, but for failing to find hotter mistresses. He once called [Paula] Jones a “loser” and said of the [Monica] Lewinsky scandal that “people would have been more forgiving” if Clinton had slept with “a really beautiful woman of sophistication.” Trump’s message in bringing up Bill’s adultery now is the same as the right-wing slogan he retweeted last year: “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” His belief that Bill Clinton’s affairs reflect badly on Hillary demonstrates something key to his psyche: For Trump, the only salient distinction when judging a women’s worth is whether she is fuckable or unfuckable. The fuckable/unfuckable schema is so deeply rooted in Trump that he can’t fully grasp that not everyone shares it. Consider how, the morning after Monday’s debate, he defended himself from Clinton’s accusation that he’d bullied former Miss Universe Alicia Machado for her weight. Speaking to Fox and Friends by phone, he said, “[S]he gained a massive amount of weight, and it was a real problem.” On Wednesday night, speaking to Bill O’Reilly, he continued to paint himself as the victim of Machado’s sudden-onset unfuckability, suggesting that he deserves thanks for trying to save her job. “I did that with a number of young ladies,” he said. “Look what I get out of it. I get nothing.”

If this concerns you, there is more information at Donald Trump's War on Women.

Nicknames Given by Donald Trump to Other People (Continued)

Rapists (Mexican immigrants)
Low Energy Jeb (Jeb Bush)
Lyin' Ted (Ted Cruz)
Little Marco (Marco Rubio) ... later clarified by Trump as "Liddle Marco"
Lightweight Choker and Choke Artist (Marco Rubio)
Psychopath (Ben Carson)
1 for 38 Kasich (John Kasich won 1 of 38 states in the Republican presidential primaries)
Crooked Hillary and Lyin' Hillary (Hillary Clinton)
Crazy Bernie (Bernie Sanders)
Goofy and Goofus (Elizabeth Warren)
Corrupt Kaine (Tim Kaine)
Neurotic Dope, Wacky and Crazy (Maureen Dowd)
Highly Neurotic (Debbie Wasserman Schultz)
Mentally Abused (John Kerry)
Baby (Barack Obama)

Trump Hashtags

#DumpTrump #NeverTrump #PantsOnFire #DirtyDonald #KingOfCorruption

All Donald Trump Nicknames A-Z in Roughly Alphabetical Order, with Our Favorites in Bold

70-Year-Old Toddler — Charles M. Blow and Samantha Bee
Agent Orange — Anonymous
Alpha Molester
America's Black Mole — John Oliver
America's Burst Appendix — Samantha Bee
Amnesty Don — Joe Scarborough (after Trump said that he was "softening" his stance on illegal immigrants)
Angry Creamsicle — Stephen Colbert
Antichrist — (see Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?)
A$$aulter-in-Chief — Michael R. Burch (see Donald Trump's War on Women)
Baby Fingers Trump
Barbarian at the Debate — Charles M. Blow
The Big Cheeto
Big Donald — Marco Rubio (revised to Pig Donald by feminists)
Boiled Ham in a Wig — Jon Stewart
Boldfinger — Michael R. Burch
The Boychurian Candidate — pun on "The Manchurian Candidate"
The Bouffant Buffoon — Michael R. Burch
Bully Boy — Mike Rubio
Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers — Michael R. Burch (see Donald Trump's War on Women)
Bushman — Michael R. Burch, after Trump bragged about groping bush to Billy Bush of Access Hollywood
Butternut Squash — Trevor Noah
Cancer in a Wig — Trevor Noah
Captain Chaos — NBC News
Captain Tantastic
The Chaos Candidate — Jeb Bush
Cheez Doodle — Maureen Dowd
Cheez Whiz — John Oliver
Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator —
Cheeto Jesus — Rick Wilson
Chicken Donald — Martin O'Malley
Comedy Entrapment — Jon Stewart
Creep Throat — Seth Meyers
Daddy Warbucks
The Daft Draft Dodger
Dainty Donald
Damien Trump
Dangerous Donald — Hillary Clinton
Der Groepenfuehrer
Der Trumpkopf
Diaper Donald — Kevin Cavanaugh
Dire Abby (a pun on "Dear Abby" because Trump frequently tweets relationship advice to other people) — Michael R. Burch
The Dick Tater — (see Donald Trump's War on Women)
The Donald — Ivana Trump (she first used the term in a 1989 Spy Magazine cover story)
Donald the Deadbeat — Dan Rather
Donald Drumpf — John Oliver
Donald Tax-Duck — John Joseph Ribovich
Donnie Darko
Donny — SNL's Church Lady (Dana Carvey); also his boyhood nickname
Dr. Strangelove
Duke Nuke 'Em
Fascist Carnival Barker — Martin O'Malley
The Fomentor — Trevor Noah
Forrest Trump
Fragile Soul — Ted Cruz
Frisky Frisker — Michael R. Burch (see Donald Trump's War on Women)
Fruit of the Loom — for oddly looming over Hillary Clinton at the second presidential debate
Fuckface von Clownstick — Jon Stewart
The Germinator (Trump hates to shake hands, fearing germs)
Godzilla, with Less Foreign Policy Experience — Stephen Colbert
Golden Wrecking Ball — Sarah Palin
Gossamer-Skinned Bully — Graydon Carter
Groper-in-Chief — Nicholas Kristof (see Donald Trump's War on Women)
Hair Furor (pun on Herr Fuhrer)
Hair Hitler (pun on Herr Hitler)
The Human Combover
Human-Toupee Hybrid — Stephen Colbert
Humble — Donald Trump's ironic choice when asked to provide a Secret Service codename
Humble Trump — a nickname given to Donald Trump by his son Eric Trump aka "Eric the Red"
Humble Cow Pie — because he's full of shit about being "humble"
Hurricane Donald ― Jeff Singer
Immigrant-Bashing Carnival Barker — TIME Magazine, quoting presidential candidate Martin O'Malley
The ISIS Candidate
Jack the Gripper — Michael R. Burch (see Donald Trump's War on Women)
King of Sleaze
King of Spin
King of the Whoppers — USA Today, Christmas Day, 2015
King Tut — Because his insults make billions of people go "Tut, tut, tut!"
Lady Fingers Trump — Don C. Reed (see Donald Trump's War on Women)
Little Donnie Sissypants
Little Dutch Boy
Lord Voldemort — Rosie O'Donnell
Man-Baby — Jon Stewart
Mr. Wiggy Piggy (because he's such a male chauvinist pig)
The New Furor (pun on Fόhrer)
New York Pork Dork — Michael R. Burch
Orange Anus — Rosie O'Donnell
Orange Julius — A pun on the fruit drink chain (emphasis on fruit) and Julius Caesar
Panda Hair — Elizabeth Harris Burch
Pander Hair — Elizabeth Harris Burch
Pig Donald — a variation of Big Donald, coined by Marco Rubio
Prima Donald
Ronald McDonald Trump-Bozo — Michael R. Burch
Serial Feeler — pun on "serial killer" (see Donald Trump's War on Women)
Snake Oil Salesman — Rosie O'Donnell
Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler — Samantha Bee
The Sophomoric Sniveler — Charles M. Blow
The Spin King
Stuporman — since Trump's superpower is putting people to sleep and making them dream that he has magical superpowers
Tangerine Tornado — SNL's Church Lady (Dana Carvey)
The Teflon Don — Michael R. Burch
Terroristic Man-Toddler — Charles M. Blow
Tic-Tac-Dough — Michael R. Burch
Trump of Doom — Michael R. Burch (first used in a Facebook post on September 11, 2015)
The Tufted Taliban
Twat Twit — Michael R. Burch (see Donald Trump's War on Women)
Twitter Spitter
The Twitter Terror — Michael R. Burch
UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole) — Jon Stewart
The UNA Bomber
"The uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining" — The New York Times
Vanilla Isis
The White Kanye ― Bill Maher
The Winning Whiner — Donald J. Trump explaining how he "wins" by whining in an interview
Zen Master of Hate

Donald Trump Follower Nicknames

Hemorrhoidal Has-Beens — Samantha Bee
The Branch Trumpidians
The StormTrumpers
Trump Chumps
The Motley Crew
The Chosen Eew!

Related pages: The Best Donald Trump Puns, The Best Donald Trump Insults, 2016 Republican First Presidential Debate: Winners, Losers and Impressions, Is there a Republican War on Women?, The Donald Trump Bible or The Gospel According to Trump, The Best Ted Cruz Jokes, Conservatives Who Support Gay Marriage, Ten Reasons to "Fire" Donald Trump, Ted Cruz Quotes, Donald Trump: 666 Mark of the Beast, Marco Rubio Nicknames, Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?, Donald Trump Violence Quotes, Trump Trivia, Donald Trump in his Own Words: Fact-Checking Trump, Donald Trump Funny Campaign Slogans and Parodies

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