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This page contains the best Donald Trump trivia that I have been able to find by scouring the Internet. The categories include personal nicknames and the names of his companies, products and trademarks ... even drinks named after him! Other categories include copyrights, hashtags, hobbies, Bible verses, jokes, puns and limericks.

Cannonball! Donald "Trump of Doom" enters the American political waters, causing a mass Exodus ... but can he really walk on water as his fervent and fervid disciples believe?

Truly Weird Facts about Donald Trump

According to a 1990 Vanity Fair interview, Ivana Trump told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that Donald Trump kept a book of Hitler's collected speeches, My New Order, at his bedside and read it.
In the same Vanity Fair article, Ivana Trump told a friend that her husband's cousin, John Walter, "clicks his heels and says, Heil Hitler," when visiting Trump's office.
Trump has repeatedly said that he would like to "date" his daughter, Ivanka Trump, not because she is a good person, but because she has a hot body and big breasts.
That should come as no surprise because Trump has made it patently clear that he judges women strictly by their looks, not by their character or accomplishments.
Trump says that it doesn't matter what the media says about him, as long as he has a "beautiful piece of ass." It seems he sees his own daughter as such a "piece of ass."
As a matter of fact, Howard Stern once asked The Donald if he could call Ivanka a "piece of ass," and Trump agreed!
Trump seems to want to create a new Holocaust by mass-deporting 11 million people, including children born in the United States who, according to the 14th Amendment, are citizens of the United States.
Trump said that a cold snap proves that global warming is a "hoax." He says global warming is a plot hatched by China to take advantage of American businesses (like his).
Trump subscribes to the baseless theory that vaccinations cause autism.
Trump has bragged about bribing politicians and controlling their actions, since politicians who accept money become "slaves" of their donors. Now Trump is taking donations himself.
Trump is a birther. He spent years insisting that Barack Obama is not really an American, only to finally admit that he had been full of s**t all along.
In a TIME magazine article, it was reported that, while in college, Trump enjoyed reading federal foreclosure listings ... for amusement!
During an appearance on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Trump admitted to having never used an ATM.
Trump is a teetotaler. The mogul does not drink alcohol, other than during Holy Communion, which he denigrated as his "little cracker" and "little wine." 
Trump appeared in the 1990 film Ghosts Can't Do It, in which he played himself. He should probably stick to his day job, as he won the Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor.
Donald Trump speaking in 2012: "Hillary Clinton, I think, is a terrific woman. … She really works hard, and I think she does a good job."
Donald Trump three years later when he was about to run for president: "Hillary Clinton was the worst secretary of state in the history of the United States."
Trump's sister Maryanne Trump Barry is a liberal federal appellate court judge.
In March 2000, The Donald and his siblings cut off medical benefits for nephew Fred Trump III even though Fred's infant son was born with a rare neurological disorder and needed constant care.
"These are not warm and fuzzy people," Fred Trump III later said.
When Trump read a New York Post headline in which Marla Maples said he gave her the "BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD," Trump remarked: "This is what sells condominiums in New York."
The Trump family name was originally Drumpf.
Donald Drumpf gave his music teacher a black eye, was caught with a collection of switchblades, and was eventually sent to board at a military academy by his father.
Woody Guthrie, the author of the American anthem "This Land Is Your Land," wrote angry songs about the bigotry of Donald Trump's father, Frederick Trump.
Guthrie blasted "Old Man Trump" for discriminating against black tenants.
Frederick Trump was arrested at a KKK rally for assaulting a police officer. The address on the police report matches the Trump's address at the time.

Donald Trump wants to deny asylum to refugees. But ironically, his father was a refugee given asylum by the United States. Frederick Trump was conceived in Germany. While his mother was pregnant, his father was convicted of tax dodging and draft evasion. The family was stripped of its German citizenship and forced to leave the country. The Trumps then came to the United States as refugees.

Donald Trump may be an "anchor baby" by his own definition. His father was conceived in Germany. His mother is Scottish. Unless he can prove that his grandfather was an American citizen, with the proper paperwork in place, at the time Frederick Trump was born, that means that The Donald himself is an anchor baby and his entire family should be deported immediately without due process!

Ronald Reagan has become the gold standard for a modern conservative president. But according to Michael Reagan, Donald Trump is nothing like his father: "Ronald Reagan didn't attack the people around him. He didn't demean the people around him. You know, he brought everybody together." When CNN's Michael Smerconish asked which of the candidates is least like his father, he answered "Donald Trump," explaining that Trump will "throw people off the bus" rather than building coalitions that can help the GOP win national elections." Michael Reagan also threw cold water on Trump's assertion that he had a strong relationship with his father. "I would ask Donald Trump, exactly how many state dinners were you invited to?" he said. He also said none of the current crop of GOP candidates are particularly "Reaganesque," because his father was "likable and he was relatable." The closest, he said, might have been former Texas Gov. Rick Perry, who dropped out of the race in the early stages.

The world is full of amazing ironies—for instance, the presidential candidate currently leading among evangelical Christian voters is a twice-divorced casino mogul, who isn't an active member of any church, who once supported abortion rights, who has a history of crass language, who brags not only about his wealth and power, but obliquely about the size of his penis, who can't quote a single Bible verse accurately, and who says he's never asked God's forgiveness for any of his innumerable sins. 

Another amazing irony: the conservative Club for Growth issued an email letter accusing Donald Trump of "posing" as an anti-establishment conservative while advocating a platform almost as liberal as Bernie Sanders' agenda!

This guy [Trump] is dangerously unhinged. And, for all the things people have said about me over the years, I should be able to spot Dangerously Unhinged.―Glenn Beck

Top Ten Donald Trump Nicknames

The Donald — Ivana Trump (she first used the term in a 1989 Spy Magazine cover story)
Lord Voldemort — Rosie O'Donnell
Golden Wrecking Ball — Sarah Palin
Short-Fingered Vulgarian — Graydon Carter (a nickname Trump hates because he seems to think it suggests that he is under-endowed)
Tiny Hands Trump and Pixie Fingers Trump — Michael R. Burch (nicknames based on Graydon Carter's above)
The Most Fabulous Whiner — Donald Trump describing himself to CNN's Chris Cuomo as "winning by whining"
Fuckface von Clownstick, Man-Baby, Comedy Entrapment and Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole — Jon Stewart
The White Kanye ― Bill Maher
Trump of Doom — Michael R. Burch (first used in a Facebook post on September 11, 2015)
Agent Orange — Anonymous

Honorable Mention (or perhaps Dishonorable Mention): The Presumptuous Nominee (Hillary Clinton), Polezni Durak (Russian for "Useful Fool"), Putin's Useful Fool (ex-CIA director Michael Hayden), Yalta II: the End of NATO (General Wesley Clark), Unwitting Russian Agent (ex-CIA director Michael Morrell), Putin's Puppet, Putin's Poppet, Putin's BBF, Putin's Gambit, Comrade Trumputin, The Kremlin's Klown, Comey's Homie, The Boychurian Candidate, The ISIS Candidate, Vanilla ISIS, Duke Nuke 'Em, Der Groepenfuehrer, Baron Von Muchengropen, Boldfinger, Donald Douche, Space Cadet Trump, Tweet Bait (Hillary Rodham Clinton), Unstable Cable Mogul, Low-Bar Limbo King, Human Vermin, Butternut Turd (Drew Magary), Donald Chickenheart, Hair Hitler, The Abominable Showman

Top Ten Donald Trump Hashtags

#BatTrump @Marvel "Superman's not a hero. I like heroes whose planets haven't exploded."
#PeriodsAreNotAnInsult but your hair is
#ImNotACriminal but mass deportation is
#FlashInThePan hair today gone tomorrow
#WhenTrumpIsElected there will be hot ass in the White House
#HeidiTrumpsTrump #BeautyIsInTheEyeOfTheBeheld

Honorable mention: #Trumpnado #TrumpSucks #TrumpBible #Trump #DonaldTrump

Top Ten Donald Trump Business Failures

Trump Casinos (Trump Entertainment Resorts Inc. filed for bankruptcy four times)
Trump Airlines aka Trump Shuttle (never made a profit; defaulted on its loans; went bust in 1992)
Trump Vodka (never caught on; ceased production)
Trump University (closed in 2011 after being sued for defrauding students)
Trump Mortgage (opened with great fanfare, but was out of business in less than two years)
Trump Magazine (shut down within two years)
Trump Steaks (started in 2007, never caught on, since discontinued)
Trump Ice (never caught on, discontinued in 2010)
Trump: the Game (never caught on) (a travel-related search engine that was trashed by critics and shut down within a year)

Dishonorable Mention:

New Jersey Generals (the USFL team folded along with the league in 1985; Trump has been blamed for the league folding)
Trump Tower Tampa (took deposits of $45,000 from apartment buyers, never built the building, and did not return the deposits)
Trump Follies (shut down in 2009)
Trump Power (shut down in 2006)
Trump Fire (shut down in 2006)
Purley Trump (shut down in 2011)
Trump's American Pale Ale (shut down in 2007)
The Donald (billed as the "ultimate cocktail" but abandoned in 2009)
Donald J. Trump, the Fragrance
Trump Style (shut down in 2005)
Castle Steak House (canceled in 2010)
Trumpnet (abandoned in 1992)
Oysters Trump (trademark filed, status uncertain)
Trump's Golden Lager (trademark filed, status uncertain)
Panama has announced that it will boycott the Miss Universe Pageant, which is owned and operated by Trump
Mexico will not be sending a contestant to the Miss Universe Pageant
NASCAR will not hold its annual awards ceremony at the Trump National Doral Miami resort
ESPN is pulling out of a charity golf event at a Trump course in New Jersey
The PGA won't be holding its 2015 Grand Slam of Golf at a Trump Course in LA
Macy's will no longer sell Trump's menswear line
Serta will stop selling Trump's line of mattresses

Top Ten Donald Trump Hobbies

Building the Trump Brand.
Naming things after himself: Trump Airlines, Trump Vodka, Trump Mortgage, Trump Casinos, Trump Magazine, Trump Steaks, Trump Ice, Trump University, Trump: the Game.
Collecting immigrant wives.
Insulting other people, especially women who are not perfect tens in his book and people with darker skin.
Bragging about his money.
Bragging about his success.
Bragging about his "good looks."
Bragging that his hair is "real."
Bragging that he is the most "militaristic" person on the planet, despite the fact that he dodged the Vietnam War.
Firing people.

The Bible According to Trump

"In the beginning, Trump created propaganda. And he saw that it was good, for the people believed everything he said." #TrumpBible
"In the beginning was the word Trump, and the word was yooge because he said it was yooge!" #TrumpBible
 "I love God. He's a great guy. Made the world in 6 days. That's YUUUUUUUGE. I would have used more marble but he did a nice job." #TrumpBible
"And forgive us our debts, as we rip off out creditors, then make fun of them for being stupid enough to lend to us!" #TrumpBible
"Jesus wept. I like saviors who don't weep." #TrumpBible
"Saint Paul was no hero. I like evangelists who don't get thrown into palace dungeons. I would have had Nero eating out of my hand!" #TrumpBible
"Unfortunately, Mary was not a ten. Joseph should have dumped her for Salome. What a beautiful piece of ass!" #TrumpBible
"Jesus completely blew it when he turned down the Devil's offer. He should have read 'The Art of the Deal.' I would have won so yooge!" #TrumpBible
"Jesus blew it in the desert. I, on the other hand, am absolutely killing it in Vegas!" #TrumpBible
"Turn the other cheek? The only time I turn the other cheek is when a beautiful piece of ass is kissing mine!" #TrumpBible
"Blessed are the poor in spirit? What losers! I am really, really rich!" #TrumpBible
"Mary and Joseph were illegal immigrants. Jesus was an anchor baby. Herod was incompetent! I would have built a great, great wall around Bethlehem!" #TrumpBible
"I will do such great things for Israel, there will be no more wailing at the Wailing Wall! It will be a great, great wall when I'm done with it!" #TrumpBible
"Samaria sends us their murderers, their rapists, and some, I assume, are good Samaritans." #TrumpBible
"If I was Jesus, I would have made amazing deals with those moneychangers in the temple. Why waste such a yooge opportunity?" #TrumpBible
"Render unto Ceasar's Palace the things that are Ceasar's, and render unto Trump the things that are Trumped." #TrumpBible
"I would have rebuilt the walls of Jericho and made the Canaanites pay for it!" #TrumpBible
"You've heard it said, 'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth,' but I say unto you, that's lousy negotiating. Why break even?" #TrumpBible
"Great flood, total disaster. Totally mismanaged by Noah, not a smart guy, total loser, couldn't even save the dinosaurs." #TrumpBible 
"Blessed are the 'piece' makers (the parents who create 'beautiful pieces of ass' for Trump to bang." #TrumpBible

Is Donald Trump a badass or a batass (bat+rump)? Here are some clever takes on the hashtag #BatTrump after Trump told a group of children, "I am Batman." The kids presumably did not take Trump as seriously as many adult voters.

@XGirlNYC "Batgirl is not a hero, she's a hero because she was shot and paralyzed. I like people that weren't shot and paralyzed, ok?" #BatTrump
@BonnieDatt "Wonder Woman can't fight crime! She's a loser! She has blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her...whatever." #BatTrump
@jepotts "Sad to say, but Catwoman is no longer a 10." #BatTrump
@MikeRBurch "Supergirl, what a beautiful piece of ass!" #BatTrump
@MikeRBurch "#BatTrump would date #BatGirl if they weren't related. What an awesome rack!"
@MikeRBurch "DC Comics has dropped #BatTrump like a hot potato due to his highly offensive remarks about female superheroes."
@MikeRBurch "The Hulk is green with envy. What a low energy loser! He only wishes he was #BatTrump!"
@MikeRBurch "Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of a big fat #BatTrump? Well, his hair is very scary!"
@MikeRBurch "Yes #BatTrump is #Batman, and my good friend @DickCheney is the #Penguin!"
@citizen_xoxo "Commissioner Gordon is a loser. Always begging #BatTrump for favors. #BatTrump is very rich and so busy."
‏@n_mezzy "My parents were killed by illegal immigrants." #BatTrump
@MikeRBurch "Superman is an illegal alien, so #BatTrump will deport him along with 11 million other losers."
@MikeRBurch "#BatTrump is #BatShitCrazy #BratMan #Buttman."
@Daniel_Kantzler  "When aliens come from Mars, theyre not bringing their best. Theyre murderers, theyre shapeshifters, and ONE is a good detective." #BatTrump
@Docreed2003 "Superman is a loser! Kryptonite?  What a joke. I have no weaknesses!" #BatTrump
@josephebacon "Trump thinks he's the Dark Knight. In reality, he is the DORK KNIGHT!"
@MikeRBurch "The Fortress of Solitude is a dump! #BatTrump lives in a gold-plated bat cave. Very classy!"
@MikeRBurch "Lois Lane is a bimbo. The Daily Planet had better be nice to #BatTrump, or else!"
@owillis "People call Captain America a hero. He got frozen in ice for 40 years. I like people that don't get frozen. #batTrump"

Proof that Donald Trump is in Love with his Name

Donald John Trump is more than just a name!

Here's a selection from the more than 200 trademark applications The Donald™ has filed in his own name:

Donald J. Trump, the Fragrance
The Donald
The Donald J. Trump Credit Card
The Donald J. Trump Signature Collection
The Trump Art Collection
The Trump Follies
The Trump World Open
Tour de Trump
Oysters Trump
Purely Trump

Trump Air
Trump Airlines
Trump Attaché
Trump Card
Trump Class
Trump Concierge Service
Trump D'Elegance
Trump Fire
Trump Furniture
Trump the Game
Trump Home
Trump Ice
Trump Icon
Trump Institute
Trump Money
Trump Mortgage
Trump Office
Trump Power
Trump Royale
Trump Steaks
Trump Style
Trump Super Speedway
Trump Touch
Trump Tycoon
Trump University
Trump Versailles
Trump Vodka
Trump World

Trump's American Pale Ale
Trump's Golden Lager
Trump's World's Fair

Trumptini (presumably a martini made with Trump Vodka)

Source: US Patent and Trademark Office

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