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Donald Trump Nicknames

We will begin with currently trending Trump nicknames, followed by our all-time top ten Trump nicknames.

Arlington-inspired Trump nicknames:

The Abomination of Desecration (Michael R. Burch)
The "Nothing is Holy" Asshole (Michael R. Burch)
Little Donnie Desecrator (Michael R. Burch)
Asswipe
Velveeta Voldemort (Stephen Colbert)
Delusional Donald (Ralph Nader)
Limp Dick McButterface
A Gagglefuck of Dipshits (Trump and his posse)
Tweety and the Parrot-Troopers (ditto, coined by Tom Merrill)

Debate-inspired Trump nicknames:

Don of the Dead (Drudge Report)
Little Donnie Disaster Polls
Ball of Con-fusion (Michael R. Burch)
Mr. Weak and Wrong (Kamala Harris)

At their first debate Kamala Harris got under Trump’s skin by saying people leave his rallies early “out of exhaustion and boredom” and by painting Trump as a bad businessman for inheriting $400 million “on a silver platter” but then filing for bankruptcy six times. She also chidedi Trump for being “fired by 81 million people” and now being “confused” about losing.

Currently Trending

Rignoramus (Jimmy Kimmel)
The Big Drip
The Big Dripper

Trump said there is a giant faucet in Canada with a giant handle that it takes all day to turn, that is diverting water from California into the Pacific Ocean. Of course there is no such thing.

Man-Baby nicknames:

Little Donnie Two-Scoops
Baby Trumpkins (the Brits)
Donald the Menace
Man-Baby (Jon Stewart)
DonOLD

President Donald Trump signed bills in the Roosevelt Room of the White House on Monday.

"This sad, embarrassing wreck of a man-baby." — George F. Will

President Donald Trump holds up his pen after signing the Historically Black Colleges and Universities HBCU Executive Order, Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2017, in the Oval Office in the White House in Washington.

Morbidly Obese Man-Baby (Nancy Pelosi)
Old Yeller (Kristi Noem aka the South Dakota Animal Assassin)
Septuagenarian Toddler
Senile Man-Baby

Trump thinks Nikki Haley is Nancy Pelosi, that he ran for president against Barack Obama, that there were airports during the Revolutionary War, that stealth fighters are invisible to the human eye rather than radar, and is therefore obviously senile.

Donnie Demento
Little Donnie Dementia
The Crazy Train CONductor

Donald Trump's Enablers Are 'Jumping Off The Crazy Train' On New York Daily News Cover | HuffPost Latest News

Trump "hush money" trial nicknames:

The Incredible Shrinking Ex-President
The Uncredible Mr. Limpet (Michael R. Burch)
Trumpledforeskin
Orange Turd (Stormy Daniels)
Toadstool Tool (Stormy Daniels)
Daddy Bad Wadd (Stormy Daniels)
Broke Dick (Stormy Daniels, a cute double entendre, both sexual and financial)

Trump's "hush money" trial has inspired amusing dick jokes:

Pecker leaks on Trump!

Pecker strokes Trump's ego!

Sleepy Don
Don Snoreleone
Snoozalini
The Orange Snorelax
The Nodfather
Dozo the Clown (Jimmy Kimmel)
Sleeping Broody (Michael R. Burch)
Donald McNodald (Michael R. Burch)
Dip Van Winkle (Michael R. Burch)
Dipshit Van Winkle (Elizabeth Harris Burch)
The Dapper Napper (Michael R. Burch)
The Nappy Nazi, a triple entendre on “nap” and “nappy hair” and British slang for “diaper” (Michael R. Burch)

Doddering grandpa Trump fell asleep during the first day of his criminal trial in the Stormy Daniels hush money case. And when doddering grandpa Trump snoozes, he farts.

The Godfarter
The Toot Fairy (Jimmy Kimmel)
The Founding Farter (Jimmy Kimmel)
Well Soiled Machine (Jimmy Kimmel)
Tootsie McTootsalot
Farty McFartsalot
President Fart ("trump" is British slang for "fart")
Semi-Sentient Bag of Farts
Rip Fart then Tinkle (Michael R. Burch)
Captain Underpants
Captain Thunderpants

Currently trending Trump nicknames have mostly to do (or doo-doo) with a certain YUGE stinky undergarment:

Diaper Don and Diaper Donald
Widdle Donnie Piddlepanties (Michael R. Burch)
Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper (Michael R. Burch)

"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason." — Mark Twain

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Little Donnie Diaperpants
Little Donnie Doodiepants
Little Donnie Doody-Butt
Ex-President Poopy-Pants

"The truth always comes out in the end. Trump wears Depends." — Michael R. Burch

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Dirty Donnie and Dirty Don (Jimmy Kimmel)
Smelvis von ShitzInPantz (Michael Cohen)

After the diaper-wearing ex-president compared himself to Elvis Presley, his ex-fixer Michael Cohen began calling him Smelvis von ShitzInPantz.

Alina "Habba Dabba Doo-Doo" is the perfect lawyer for ex-president Smelvis von Shitzenpants. — Michael R. Burch

Donald Von Shits-in-Pants (Michael Cohen)
Donald Von Shitzen Hosen (Michael R. Burch)
The Ultimate Sovereign Shitizen (Michael R. Burch)

Trump now faces “Reek-oh!” charges as well as RICO charges. — Michael R. Burch

Accidental Poosquirt (Aldous J. Pennyfarthing)

What type of limo does Trump prefer? A Lincoln Incontinental. — Michael R. Burch

Tiny Pickle (Rita Moreno)

Silver screen legend Rita Moreno said a Trump deli sandwich is two slices of white bread, bologna and a tiny pickle, impugning his manhood, which Stormy Daniels had previously compared to a mushroom or toadstool.

The Lied Diaper of Shamlin (Jimmy Kimmel)
Sweet Little Baby Trump and Pouty Baby Trump (Alec Baldwin)

Don the Con tried to con-vince voters that he's hale, hearty and fit as a fiddle, but it turns out he can't control his bowels and depends on Depends to keep his slacks turd-free.

Trump and Troll Doll collage.

Tiny Hand Sir (Stephen Colbert)
Sir Leakalot
Sir Pissypanties

Pervert Hoover (MeidasTouch)
Abrascam Lincoln
Abrasham Lincoln

Trump received failing grades for his "Gettysburg Wow!" speech in which he sounded like a fifth-grader who hadn't read the book, calling the famous battle "interesting" and "beautiful."

Dictator Tot (Jimmy Kimmel)
Bunker Boy (Randy Rainbow)

Donald Trump said: “I came; I saw; I bunkered.”

That Trump tank meme on Cesar Sayoc's van was made as a joke ...

The Bible Trumper (pun on Bible Thumper)
Shilly Graham (Michael R. Burch)
Felonious Monk (Jimmy Kimmel)
Taint Augustine (Michael R. Burch)

Trump is a grift from God. — Michael R. Burch

Broke Don (Joe Biden)
Don Poorleone
The Pied Pauper of Shamlin (Michael R. Burch)
The Gaud Father (Michael R. Burch)
Bad Shrek

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Trump is an idol with feet of clay, or, more probably, glitter. — Michael R. Burch

The Woman Trumper
The Diaper-Clad Rapist
The Great Gropesby
Boldfinger

Don the Con
Sneaker Con
Conald

Little Donny Do Nothing (Jimmy Kimmel)
Donny Boo Boo (Jimmy Kimmel)
Donny Bone Spurs (Jimmy Kimmel)

You can find more Diaper Don nicknames by clicking here: Donald Trump 'Diaper Don' Nicknames.

The Crow-MAGA-nonhuman (Michael R. Burch)
Neander-not-so-tall (Michael R. Burch)

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Trump Coup Nicknames: POTUS (Prisoner of the United States), Cave Man (Rush Limbaugh), Blarney Rubble (Michael R. Burch), Casino Mussolini (Samantha Bee), Cheeto Benito, Cheat-o Benito, Incurious Gorge (Captain Sully Sullenberger), King Gorge the Turd (Michael R. Burch), Tsarzan, Custard's Last Stand, Cheeto Christ Stupid Czar (Randy Rainbow), Mango Deranged (Michael R. Burch), the Saffron Seditionist, and Putin's Puppet

"Well, look, you know, I have my own ideas. Putin's not going into Ukraine, OK? Just so you understand. He's not going to go into Ukraine, all right? You can mark it down and you can put it down, you can take it anywhere you want." — Donald Trump aka Putin's Puppet

Donald Trump's Enablers Are 'Jumping Off The Crazy Train' On New York Daily News Cover | HuffPost Latest News

Trump nicknames have been coined by Alec Baldwin, Steve Bannon, Samantha Bee, Joe Biden, Lewis Black, Graydon Carter, Michael Che, Cher, Chris Christie, Hillary Clinton, Stephen Colbert, George Conway, Ann Coulter, Ted Cruz, Tina Fey, Al Franken, Lindsey Graham, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Kristol, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Bill Maher, General James Mattis, John McCain, Michael Moore, Seth Meyers, Piers Morgan, Trevor Noah, Barack Obama, John Oliver, Sarah Palin, Rand Paul, Dan Rather, Randy Rainbow, Nate Silver, Jon Stewart, Roger Stone, Kim Jong Un, and even by Trump (the amusing "Honest Don") and his first wife, the former Ivana Trump, who coined The Donald for his spoiled brat ways.

How the smitey have fallen! Melania Antoinette has been reduced to stealing her White House shower curtain (but give her an A for ingenuity). The Donald is rapidly shrinking as he ages, but can't afford shorter ties that suit his reduced stature. The former power couple have become objects of global ridicule. So sad!

We also have collections of the best Donald Trump nicknames of Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Trevor Noah, Samantha Bee, Randy Rainbow, SNL and Aldous J. Pennyfarthing — they're hoots you won't want to miss! Also, please be sure to check out our Diaper Donald sections, which begin with this image to make them easy to find as you scroll down:

Welcome to the largest online collection of Trump-related nicknames, puns and jokes—all completely free and without annoying ads (we too loathe pop-ups). Now you can astound your friends and confound your political foes with the perfect nicknames for every occasion! Trump nicknames range from A to Z, from Agent Orange to the Zodiac Biller. Our favorites include Putin's Puppet, Hair Hitler, Hair Fuhrer, The New Furor, Tweety, Tsarzan, Conigula and Gingervitis.

The Top Ten Donald Trump Nicknames of All Time

(#10) Little Horn and the Trump of Doom — adopted from the Bible
(#9) The White Pride Piper
(#8) Man-Baby — coined by Jon Stewart (this one inspired an avalanche of jokes)
(#7) Lord Voldemort, Orange Anus and Snake Oil Salesman — Rosie O'Donnell
(#6) The White Kanye ― coined by Bill Maher
(#5) Fuckface von Clownstick — coined by Jon Stewart
(#4) Golden Wrecking Ball — Sarah Palin (who was not trying to be funny)
(#3) Cadet Bone Spurs — coined by Senator Tammy Duckworth
(#2) Short-Fingered Vulgarian — coined by Graydon Carter
(#1) THE ANTICHRIST — when the prophets spoke of the "Trump of Doom" and a "little horn" were they speaking literally? Did they give us his freakin' name twice?

Donald Trump is now ahead of Hillary Clinton in the polls. This was just reported in The Washington Post, and 2,000 years ago in the Book of Revelation. ― Conan O'Brien

Dis-Honorable Mention: Agent Orange, Dear Pleader, Don the Con, Gingervitis, Hair Hitler, Shilly Graham, Taint Augustine, Tweetums, Tweety, TieRANToSOREass Wrecks

Donald Trump is a chip off the old blockhead. — Michael R. Burch

Trump's grandfather was evicted from Germany for draft-dodging and tax evasion. His father, Fred Trump, never served his adoptive country, which took him in when he was a stateless refugee; instead he overbilled its government while building federal housing projects. Donald Trump continued all three Trump family traditions: draft dodging, tax evasion and bilking the government.

THE BEST CELEBRITY & MEDIA NICKNAMES FOR DONALD TRUMP & HIS ACCOMPLICES

I have bolded my favorite Donald Trump nicknames, the ones that peg him best...

Don the Con: Michael Avenatti (this is one I use con-stantly)

Sweet Little Baby Trump: Alec Baldwin on SNL
Pouty Baby Trump: Alec Baldwin on SNL

Screaming Carrot Demon: Samantha Bee
Orange Supremacist: Samantha Bee
Casino Mussolini: Samantha Bee
Largemouth Ass: Samantha Bee
Dauphin of Breitbartistan: Samantha Bee
Failed QVC Steak Salesman: Samantha Bee
Melting Hunk of Uninformed Apricot Jello: Samantha Bee
Thrice-Married Foul-Mouthed Tit Judge: Samantha Bee

Climate Arsonist: Joe Biden

British & Scottish Press: White House Wanker, Sex Pest, Fossil Fool, Prince of Wails, Prince of Whales, Cockwomble, Orange Shitgibbon, Whey-Faced Windbag, Baby Trumpkins, Dodgy Don, Witless Fucking Cocksplat

President Tons of Fun: Michael Che on SNL

70-Year-Old Toddler: Charles M. Blow
Barbarian at the Debate: Charles M. Blow
Silver Spoon Scion: Charles M. Blow
The Sophomoric Sniveler: Charles M. Blow

The Great Spewdini: Jim Carrey

Short-Fingered Vulgarian: Graydon Carter
Gossamer-Skinned Bully: Graydon Carter

Diaper Donald: Kevin Cavanaugh (this one I shorten to Diaper Don)

Kremlin Asset: James Clapper
Putin Asset: James Clapper

(James Clapper is a former Director of National Intelligence, so we should take these nicknames seriously.)

Citrus Golem: Jemaine Clement

The Man of Steal: Hillary Clinton
Putin's Puppet: Hillary Clinton (another nickname I use quite a bit)
Dangerous Donald: Hillary Clinton
Trolls Galore: Hillary Clinton

President Spanky: Stephen Colbert
Angry Creamsicle: Stephen Colbert
Dictator Fan Boy: Stephen Colbert
Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience: Stephen Colbert

Financially Embattled Thousandaire: Gail Collins
Broke Dick: Stormy Daniels
Cadet Bone Spurs: Senator Tammy Duckworth
Our Baby-in-Chief: Robert De Niro on SNL
Cheez Doodle: Maureen Dowd
The Michelangelo of Ballyhoo: David Von Drehle
Prince Trumperdink: Carey Elwes
Last Year’s Rotting Halloween Pumpkin: Vincente Fox, Mexican President
Erotically Incontinent Libertine: Michelle Goldberg
Deeply Disturbing Donald: Nikki Haley
Donny Moscow: Rob Hoadley
Canker Sore: Samuel L. Jackson

President Grabass: Colin Jost on SNL
Active Bioweapon: Colin Jost on SNL

Colludacris: Jimmy Kimmel
The Tandalorian: Jimmy Kimmel
Flabbio: Jimmy Kimmel
Fattyshack: Jimmy Kimmel
Quid Pro Combover: Jimmy Kimmel
Putin's Pee Pee Pal: Jimmy Kimmel
Propagrandpa: Jimmy Kimmel
The Lied Piper of Shamlin: Jimmy Kimmel

Groper-in-Chief: Nicholas Kristof
Two-Bit Caesar: Bill Kristol
God: Jay Leno
Repugnant: David Letterman

The White Kanye: Bill Maher
Douchebag von Fuckface: Bill Maher
Thurston Shitbag the Third: Bill Maher

President Breaking Wind: Sir Ian McKellen

Creep Throat: Seth Meyers
Dishonest Don: Seth Meyers
Commodus: Seth Meyers

The Birth that Cursed the Earth: Bette Midler

Butternut Squash: Trevor Noah
Cinnamon Hitler: Trevor Noah
Racist Clementine: Trevor Noah
The Fomentor/Fomenter: Trevor Noah

Lord Voldemort: Rosie O’Donnell
Orange Anus: Rosie O’Donnell
Snake Oil Salesman: Rosie O’Donnell

Cheez Whiz: John Oliver
Toddler Psychopath: John Oliver
Rome Burning in Man Form: John Oliver
Donald Drumpf: John Oliver
America’s Black Mole: John Oliver

Golden Wrecking Ball: Sarah Palin
Delusional Narcissist: Senator Rand Paul

El Caudillo del Mar-A-Lago: Charlie Pierce
Career Defendant: Charlie Pierce

Bunker Boy: Randy Rainbow
Cheeto Christ Stupid-Czar: Randy Rainbow

Deadbeat Donald: Dan Rather
Herr Lugenpresse: Dan Rather
Riptide of Regression: Dan Rather
Flock of Felons: Dan Rather

Mr. Macho: Bernie Sanders
Trumparius: Nate Silver
Daft Twerp: Nick Soames

Man-Baby: Jon Stewart
Boiled Ham in a Wig: Jon Stewart
Fuckface von Clownstick: Jon Stewart
Decomposing Jack O’Lantern: Jon Stewart

[Dis]Honest Don: Donald J. Trump
Mr. Brexit: Donald J. Trump

Cheeto Jesus: Rick Wilson
Dishonest Don: Neil J. Young

Covita: Lincoln Project
Captain Chaos: NBC News
Pee Brain: New York Daily News
Rabble-Rousing Demagogue: The New Yorker
Trumpdozer: TIME
King of the Whoppers: USA Today

The Best Trump Nicknames of Stephen Colbert: Tiny Hand Sir, Staff Infection, Angry Creamsicle, Human-Toupee Hybrid, Spanky, President Spanky, Schmuck à l’Orange, Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience, Dictator Fan Boy, Putin's Cock-Holster, Orange Manatee, Primo Tool, Rotting Haystack Made of Meat, Weird Shit, Crazy Donnie, BLOATUS

Trump is a Dictator Fan Boy. He bragged about exchanging love letters with the murderous North Korean despot Kim Jong-un. When the Russian despot Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine and began serial-murdering Ukrainian children and their mothers, Trump praised Putin, calling him "savvy" and a "genius." Trump even called Putin's excuse for invading Ukraine "wonderful." Trump called China strongman Xi "very smart" because he controls 1.4 billion people "with an iron fist." When Hamas and Hezbollah attacked Israel, killing over 1,300 people, Trump called Hezbollah "very smart" while criticizing Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu and calling Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant a "jerk." Trump always sides with the dictators and terrorists, calling them "savvy" and "smart" while calling our generals "idiots" and insulting our allies.

The Best Trump Nicknames of Jimmy Kimmel: The Tandalorian, Colludacris, Flabbio, Fattyshack, Commander in Beef, The Toot Fairy, El Crap-i-tan, Douche-olini, Quid Pro Combover, Putin's Pee Pee Pal, Propagrandpa, Rignoramus, Mar-a-Lardo, Job Security for Comedians, The Lied Piper of Shamlin, Miss Led Zeppelin, Darth TaxeVader, Little Donny Do Nothing, Donny Boo Boo, Donny Bone Spurs, Carrot Flop, Typhoid Donny, Grab-Ass Grandpa, Abrascam Lincoln, Cheeto Chief, Trumpelstiltskin, Troompa Loompa, Tanny Soprano, Q-A-Don, Dictator Tot, Dirty Don, Kentucky Fried Covidiot, Fatty Lupone, Pumpkin McPornhumper, Unhappy Gilmore, Orange Hulk, Hairy Poppins, King Tutan-con-man, Orange Julius Caesar, Spready Krueger, Dingus Khan, Lie-ger Woods, RegenerDon, Tweety Gonzales, Hydroxymoron, The Hydroxy Horror Picture Show, Tangerine Twitter Machine, Prisoner-elect, The Lock-Her-Up-ness Monster, Hungry Hungry Hypocrite, Elephant Man, Felonious Monk, Dozo the Clown (after Trump fell asleep in court), Yabba Dabba Doofus, Feeble Knieval

The Best Trump Nicknames of Samantha Bee: Screaming Carrot Demon, Orange Supremacist, Casino Mussolini, Largemouth Ass, Dauphin of Breitbartistan, Idiot Abroad, Complete Fucking Idiot, Failed QVC Steak Salesman, Two-Bit Used Hate Salesman, Melting Hunk of Uninformed Apricot Jello, Crotch-Fondling Slab of Rancid Meatloaf, Sixteen-Month Hindenburg Explosion, Thrice-Married Foul-Mouthed Tit Judge, Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler, Bottomless Pit of Neediness

The Best Trump Nicknames of Seth Meyers: Creep Throat, Cheap Throat, Dishonest Don, Commodus, Crazy Roach Guy, Soulless Ghoul, Colonel Ketchup, Criminally Negligent Sociopath

After Trump nicknamed himself "Honest Don" late night comedian Seth Meyers observed that no honest person would add "Honest" to his name and that "if there's a place called Honest Don's in your hometown it's either a used car dealership or a pawn shop."

The Best Trump Nicknames of Ben Meiselas of The MeidasTouch: Pervert Hoover, Sniffles

The Best Trump Nicknames of Bill Maher: Short Bus, Douchebag von Fuckface, Thurston Shitbag the Third, Flat-Out Bat-Shit Nuts

The Best Trump Nicknames of Trevor Noah: Cancer in a Wig, Racist Clementine, Butternut Squash, Cinnamon Hitler, The Fomentor/Fomenter, Commander-in-Beef, Commander-in-Tweet

The Best Trump Nicknames of Aldous J. Pennyfarthing: The Ocher Abomination, Accidental Poosquirt, F*cking Lunatic, F*cking Moron, Low-Rent Mashup of Mata Hari and Mr. Magoo, Confirmed rapist and prank presidential candidate Donald Trump

The Best Trump Nicknames of Randy Rainbow: Bunker Boy, Archie Bunker, Cheeto Christ Stupid-Czar (after, in a single day, Trump called himself the "King of Israel," the "Second Coming" and the "Chosen One" in a trinity of heresies), Crass Con, Codger, Coward, Cheeto Lookin' Coochie, Treasonous Crook

SNL's Best Trump Nicknames: The Grim Reaper, Sweet Little Baby Trump and Pouty Baby Trump (Alec Baldwin), Donny and Tangerine Tornado (Dana Carvey), The White O.J., President Grabass and Former President & Current Courtroom Sketch Model Donald Trump (Colin Jost), President Tons of Fun (Michael Che)

The Best Trump Nicknames of Michael R. Burch: Little Horn, The Trump of Doom, The False Profit, The MESSiah, Gingervitis, The Albino RINO, The Pied Pauper of Shamlin, Little Donnie No Scoops, Mango Deranged, The Dermagogue, Con Leaky and Con Freaky (puns on Kon-Tiki), P. T. Burn 'Em, King Tootin' Conman, King of the Falsehood-Riddled Freakout, Le Petit Prince Daisyfingers, Sir Leakalot, Sir Enhancealot, Sir Pissypanties, Bonnie Prince Bonespurs, Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper, Widdle Donnie Piddlepanties, Little Donnie Diaperpants, Little Donnie Doody-Butt, Ex-President Poopy-Diapers, Donald Von Shitzen Hosen, The Ultimate Sovereign Shitizen, Tower of Man-Baby Babble, Sparkly Princess Trumpelina, Boldfinger, Jack the Gripper, The Holey Roamin' Emperor, The Roamin' Seizer, Julius Seize Her, Seize Her Disgustus, Donald Disgustus, Mark Anatomy, His Hineyness King Gorge the Turd, Hair Gropenfuhrer, Der Fuhrer Feltersnatch, Feel Marshall Trump, Little Prince Pussygrabber, The Great Gropesby, The Great Gutsby, The Gaud Father, Conigula, Condoofus, Stuporman, Captain Shamerica, Captain Crunched, Optimus Grime, Felonius Punk, Rigger Mortis, The Zodiac Biller, The New York Pork Dork, Shreddy Freeloader, Graft Spree, Gaffe Spree, Uncle Ream US, Comrade Trumputin, Donald Vladimirovich, Trumputin, Putin's Gambit, Putin's Poppet, Putin's Protégé, Putin's Rasputin, Putin's Ass-Rootin' Rasputin, Tsarzan, The Brooklyn Bolshevik, The Boychurian Candidate, The Snazzy Nazi, Fearless Pleader, Saddam Le Pompadour, Calamity Mane, Mr. Wiggy Piggy, Genghis Can't, Genghis Con, The Lyin' King, Foxymoron, The Hot Air Buffoon, MAGA MOTORMOUTH, Flabby McFlapalot, Mr. XXXL, Ton-o'-Lard Trump, E Pluribus Loon 'em, The Twitter Terror, Con-way Tweety, POTUS WRECKS, The Hocus Pocus POTUS, TyRANTosaurus Wrecks, TieRANToSOREass Wrecks, Quasi Dodo the Hunchback of Notre Shame, The Grate White Wail, The Grate Divider, The Grate Pretender, Alexpander the Grate, Dire Abby (for his bleak relationship advice), Tribalist Trump, The Hinternationalist, The Mansplainer, Blarney Rubble, Meeky Mouse, The Not-So-Teflon Don, Keeper of the Coconuts, The Hamberdler, The Bible Trumper (pun on Bible Thumper), Shilly Graham, Taint Augustine, Dope Don Paul, Dope Ply Us the First, Sleeping Broody, Donald McNodald, Dip Van Winkle, Dipshit Van Winkle, Rip Fart then Tinkle, Tootsie McTootsalot, Farty McFartsalot, Flabby McFlatulence, The Uncredible Mr. Limpet, Hair Trumpentroll, The Crow-MAGA-nonhuman, Neander-not-so-tall

Ton-o'-Lard Trump repeatedly insults women he considers to be overweight.―Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

Trump is the American Gaffe Spree and also the American Graft Spree.―Michael R. Burch

At these links you can also find nicknames for Trump's family, friends, associates and lapdogs such as Melanoma (Melania Trump), Proxy Wife (Ivanka Trump), Aide de Kampf (Jared Kushner), Eric the Shred (Eric Trump), Colludy Rudy (Rudy Guiliani), Wrongway Conway (Kellyanne Conway), Fact-Free Kayleigh (Kayleigh McEnany), Mr. Mum (Mike Pence), Koch Addict (Mike Pompeo), The Napping Turtle (Mitch McConnell), Speaker of the Mouse (Kevin McCarthy), Spinning Jenny (Jenna Ellis), Cruella DeVile (Betsy DeVos), HUD Ornament (Ben Carson), Detourney General (William Barr), The Baked Alaskan (Sarah Palin), Pious Paul (Paul Ryan), Mr. Nerdy Perm (Rand Paul), and The Sludge Judge (Brett Kavanaugh). We also have Trump family nicknames like The Brooklyn Hillbullies and Trump administration nicknames like the Ogle Office, so please prepare to be entertained!

Trump Madness & Insanity Nicknames

The Surreal Donald Trump
Demented Sneaker Con (Laurna Leto)
Dementing Don (Matt Drudge)
Tower of Man-Baby Babble (Michael R. Burch)
Batshit Crazy (Piers Morgan)

“President Biden himself personally instructed some of his top campaign aides to be even more aggressive in highlighting some of President Trump‘s more inflammatory and wild comments,” CNN senior White House correspondent MJ Lee said live on CNN. “We‘re told that the thrust of the president‘s direction was to significantly ramp up the campaign‘s efforts to highlight the crazy shit that Trump says in public.”

THE DOTARD (Kim Jong Un)
Donnie Demento (Steve Bannon)
Donnie Dementia (Steve Bannon)
Delusional Narcissist (Rand Paul)
Deeply Disturbing Donald (Nikki Haley)
Dicktater Donnie
Demented Dicktater Donnie

Georgetown professor Michael Eric Dyson, speaking at the funeral of Aretha Franklin, lambasted the “orange apparition” for having the nerve and temerity to claim that the Queen of Soul had once worked for him. “You lugubrious leech, you dopey doppelgänger of deceit and deviance, you lethal liar, you dimwitted dictator, you foolish fascist.”

Treasonous Trump Nicknames

We have added Donald Trump classified documents nicknames: Don John (a less suave and rape-ier Don Juan), The Tide-y Bowler, The Golden Bowler, Commander Commode, Commodore Commode (Michael R. Burch), Donald "Port-a-John" Trump (Michael R. Burch), Ex-President Porta-a-Potty (Michael R. Burch), Ex-President Shit-for-Brains, Buck-Ass-Naked Bozo (Michael R. Burch)

It's official: the Donald J. Trump presidential library will be an outhouse. — Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

Trump Coup Nicknames

Cadet Bone Spurs
Bonnie Prince Bonespurs (Michael R. Burch)
Dictator Fan Boy (Stephen Colbert)
TRE45ONOUS TRUMP (you can't spell "treason" without 45)
Bat Hit Crazy (New York Post)
The Grim Weeper
Dear Pleader

Is our Dear Pleader, as he claims, heroic?
I prefer my presidents a bit more stoic.
—Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

G.I. Joke
Captain Contagious
Captain Crunched (Michael R. Burch)
Captain Asthma

Captain Asthma struggles to walk down a ramp and can't drink from a glass one-handed!

Casino Mussolini (Samantha Bee)
Cheeto Benito
Cheat-o Benito
Mango Mugabe
Tangerine Palpatine
The Saffron Seditionist (Michael R. Burch)
Persimmon Satan
Carrot Capone
The Peach Imp (pun on "impeachment")

It's time to impeach
the Peach Imp.
—Michael R. Burch

Angry Creamsicle
The Fanta Menace
The Fanta Ranter
Cheese Doodle
The Banana Republican
Albino RINO
The HIPPOcrit

Trump claims to be for "law and order" and rails against black protesters, but "loves" white rioters who stormed the nation's capitol building, ripped down American flags, stole and vandalized government and media property, and incited a gunfight during a joint session of Congress. In the bloody aftermath five people were dead, including a police officer, and 50 more officers were injured after being attacked with fire extinguishers, pipes, chemicals and other dangerous weapons. According to Republican Senator Ben Sasse, an animated Trump "wanted chaos on television" and was "confused about why other people on his team weren’t as excited as he was" about the rioters "pushing against Capitol Police, trying to get into the building."

Daddy Dearest
The Mansplainer

the reign
in Trump’s brain
falls mainly as mansplain
—Michael R. Burch

Trump supporters who stormed the Capitol building include the Zip Tie Guy accompanied by his mother the Insurgency Chaperone, the QAnon Shaman, Ski Dad aka the Lectern Thief, the Gavel Thief, the Barcalounger, the Bandana Bandit, the Bear Sprayer, and a whole platoon of Budget Rambos

The GOP has become a confectionery where conspiracy theories are baked, then sold to the half-baked. — Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

So what have Trump's best friends and colleagues said about him?

THE DOTARD (Kim Jong Un)
Donnie Demento (Steve Bannon)
Donnie Dementia (Steve Bannon)
IMBECILE (Steve Bannon)
Batshit Crazy (Piers Morgan)
Crony Capitalist (Sarah Palin)
Golden Wrecking Ball (Sarah Palin)
Gigantic Douchebag (Ann Coulter)
Disgusting Donald (Nikki Haley, in Politico)
Deeply Disturbing Donald (Nikki Haley)
Futureless Donald (Nikki Haley)
Race-Baiting Xenophobic Religious Bigot (Lindsey Graham)
Death Spiral Donald (Rick Santorum)
Orange-Faced Windbag (Rand Paul)
Delusional Narcissist (Rand Paul)
Pathological Liar (Ted Cruz)
The Fifth-Grader (General James Mattis, the US Defense Secretary, deriding Trump's ignorance on important matters of state)
Terrible Human Being (White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney)

Caesar Disgustus
Seize Her Disgustus
POTUS Disgustus
Donald Disgustus (Michael R. Burch)
Don Juanabe

THE MUCH IMP-PEACH-ed POTUS
IMPOTUS (George Conway)
POTUS (Prisoner of the United States)
BLOTUS
DOTUS
Meeky Mouse (Michael R. Burch)
Limp Dick Donald

In the end the POTUS proved to be the IMPOTUS. A channel for the Proud Boys said Trump had thrown Capitol rioters “under the bus” and called QAnon “a Bolshevik lie.” Meanwhile, QAnon-ers began to question whether they were victims of fraud and false prophecies, as Trump staggered off like a punch-drunk prize fighter unable to make it through the last round, with only 200 people to see him off and Vice President Mike Pence attending the Biden inauguration rather than Trump's pitiful departure. Later, Trump would reveal himself to be Meeky Mouse after getting the Covid vaccination in secret after claiming to be "immune."

Total Failure (Proud Boys)
The Weakling (Proud Boys)
The Shill (Proud Boys)

Trump's former supporters the Proud Boys have now branded him a failure, a weakling, a liar and a shill.

The Lyin' King
The Pinocchio President (he told 30,573 lies as president, according to Washington Post fact-checkers)
His Hineyness King Gorge the Turd (Michael R. Burch)

The American founding fathers risked their lives to escape the madness of King George the Third, only to have 70 million of their descendants embrace the madness of King Gorge the Turd.

Don the Con
DEAF CON 1
Deadbeat Donald (Dan Rather)

Rick Santorum said in a televised interview that for two months he and others reached out to the White House, trying to keep DEAF CON 1 from his "death spiral" of election conspiracy theory insanity, but Don the Con would only listen to people who agreed with his lies. In an interview with Politico, Nikki Haley called Trump "disgusting" and "deeply disturbing" and without a political future because he had "let down" the country. Haley said Trump's seditious actions after the election "will be judged harshly by history." She also pointed out that Trump is a loser both politically and in his "suffering" businesses, which may explain why Deadbeat Donald won't pay his bills. Haley harshly berated Trump for stabbing Mike Pence in the back and said she now refuses to speak to Disgusting Donald. Mitch McConnell aka the Napping Turtle awoke from his normal lethargy to say: "There is no question former President Trump bears moral responsibility. His supporters stormed the Capitol because of the unhinged falsehoods he shouted into the world’s largest megaphone. His behavior during and after the chaos was also unconscionable, from attacking Vice President Mike Pence during the riot to praising the criminals after it ended." According to Al Rosen, Steve Bannon thought Donald Trump was suffering from early-stage dementia and campaigned covertly to remove him from office via the 25th amendment.

P. T. Burn 'Em (Michael R. Burch)
The Man of Steal (Hillary Clinton)
Felonious Punk

Felonious Punk committed a series of felonies when he tried repeatedly to trump 80 million votes with his lies.

Punk Ass Bitch (PAB)
Daddy Dearest
The Not-So-Teflon Don
The Rubicon Don
The Mar-a-Lago Mafioso
El Caudillo del Mar-a-Lago (Charlie Pierce)
The Miami Mafia (collectively, since his children are relocating to Miami)
The Gaud Father (Michael R. Burch)

Rather than giving Americans a deal they can't refuse (they already did refuse when they fired him), the Gaud Father is now trying to force his Refuse Deal (i.e., sheer reeking shit) on them.

The New York Confederate
The Brooklyn Bolshevik
The Banana Republican

Trump Esperanto Nicknames

Inga Johansson pointed out that Trompi in Esperanto means "to deceive." A deceiver in Esperanto is Trompulo. Inga said, "If you know French then it is clear what the name Putin means. Also in Esperanto - Putino - So the mother of Putin was a Putino. Also, I just heard Michael Cohen say Colludy Rudy Giuliani. In Esperanto his name is more fun: enjoy his anus - ĝui lian anuson - kiel li fartas? Also rudiment - A remnant of a reduced organ, having lost its function during development."

The Trump of Doom

OMG, in a single day Trump claimed to be the King of Israel, the Second Coming of God and the Chosen One!

Trump's first federal budget deficit was 666 billion dollars. Trump's family purchased the Babylonian tower at 666 Fifth Avenue, a street that symbolizes money (Mammon). The Trump Tower is 203 meters tall, or 666 feet high. On the Ides of March, the day the Roman republic became a dictatorship, Trump had 666 delegates. Lawyers trying to reunite the families say Trump separated 666 migrant children from their parents. Trump was born on a blood moon. His ancestor who started the Trump family business died on 6-6-6. Her name was Elizabeth Christ Trump. Elizabeth means "oath" or "vow" so her name literally means "vow for Christ to be trumped." Is it just me, or are we living in a real-life Omen movie?

For a YUGE slew of 666 connections, see Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?

Be sure to check out our expanded collection of The Best Trump Nicknames of Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, in the second section below the next cartoon!

Donald Trump Election Nicknames, or, more correctly, Trump De-Election Nicknames

Sad Little Prince Petulantpanties
Le Petit Prince Daisyfingers
Baby Fingers Trump

Sir Leakalot
Sir Liesalot
Sir Pissypanties
Liddle Donnie Disaster Panties (he keeps sh-ting them)
Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper

Little Donnie Two-Scoops
Bratman
Whiny the Pooh

Donald the Menace
Little Donnie Destructo
L'Enfant Terrible
Terrible Tyke Trump

Tweety
Tweetums

Man-Baby (Jon Stewart)

This sad, embarrassing wreck of a man-baby. — George F. Will

Toddler Trump
Petulant Child (Dana Nessel)
Morbidly Obese Man-Baby (Nancy Pelosi)
Sweet Little Baby Trump and Pouty Baby Trump (Alec Baldwin on SNL)
Bunker Boy
Bunker Baby
Karma Boomerang Man-Baby (Michael Cohen)
The World's Most Dangerous Man-Baby (Mary Trump)

A Collection of the Best Donald Trump Nicknames of Aldous J. Pennyfarthing

The Ocher Abomination (Aldous J. Pennyfarthing)
Accidental Poosquirt (Aldous J. Pennyfarthing)
Gormless Sack of Fruit Bat Scrotums (Aldous J. Pennyfarthing)
Off-Brand Butt Plug (Aldous J. Pennyfarthing)
Asshat (Aldous J. Pennyfarthing)
Christmas Haggis Inexplicably Brought to Life by Frosty's Magic Hat (Aldous J. Pennyfarthing)
The Perfect Circus Orangutan Diaper from Plato’s World of Forms (Aldous J. Pennyfarthing)
Fucking Lunatic (Aldous J. Pennyfarthing)
Fucking Moron (Aldous J. Pennyfarthing)

Please be sure to read all the "for sale labels" in the next cartoon — they're a hoot! In his YUGE and beautiful "Fired Sale" (TM), Trump is even getting rid of his personal lap poodle, Flimsy Lindsey Graham Cracker. But to comply with truth-in-advertising laws, the "Border Wall" should be re-labeled "Rickety Border Fence" and MAGA should be explained to mean "Make America Grate Again" (Trump has always been an atrocious speller).

Arse Brevis
by Michael R. Burch

The Donald may tweet from sun to sun,
but his spellchecker’s work is never done.

Trump Has-Been Nicknames and Never-Was Loser Nicknames

Little Donny Do Nothing (Jimmy Kimmel)
Little Donny Pass the Buck
Deep Denial Donnie

Deep Denial Donnie claimed that everything he said that led to a mob attack on a joint session of Congress which resulted in five deaths and 50 injured police officers was "totally appropriate."

The Mad Hatter (a president shilling overpriced ball caps, really?)
The Great Wall Builder (but it turned out to be a BLUE WALL)
Sore Loser (Jim Acosta)
The Ultimate Loser

Trump is the Ultimate Loser because he turned $413 million in free money from his father into over a billion in six bankruptcies, then became the only president to lose the popular vote twice, the second time with a record 80 million votes against him. He then proceeded to lose a world record 60 consecutive election lawsuits. Later he failed in his attempted coup and lost his Twitter, Facebook and Instagram accounts, and the 2022 PGA Championship. Scotland, his mother's homeland, even refused to let him play golf on his own golf course. He is now the only president to be impeached twice. So sad!

DJT = Donald Jabroni Trump
Commander-in-Thief
Demander-in-Chief
Shreddy Freeloader (Michael R. Burch)
Downcast Trump (The New York Post, owned by Rupert Murdoch)

Downcast Trump is a double entendre because Trump was cast down by millions of voters and is now downcast (i.e., whining and crying like a baby).

Dis-Honorable Mention Trump Nicknames: Angry Creamsicle, Cadet Bone Spurs, Cancer in a Wig (Trevor Noah), Captain Chaos (NBC), Casino Mussolini (Samantha Bee), Cheeto Benito and Cheat-o Benito, Creep Throat (Seth Meyers), Don the Con, The Teflon Con, DEAF CON 1, Drumpf (John Oliver), Fragile Soul (Ted Cruz), The Gaud Father (Michael R. Burch), IMPOTUS (George Conway), God (Jay Leno), Gossamer-Skinned Bully (Graydon Carter), Hydroxymoron (Jimmy Kimmel), Incurious Gorge (Captain Sully Sullenberger), The Lyin' King, The Man of Steal (Hillary Clinton), Orange Julius (The Nation), C, Terroristic Man-Toddler (Charles M. Blow), The Donald (Ivana Trump), Tiny Hand Sir (Stephen Colbert), Trumplethinskin, Tweety Trump, Two-Bit Caesar (Bill Kristol), Vanilla ISIS, World's Greatest Troll (Nate Silver), Darth TaxeVader (Jimmy Kimmel), Tie-Rant-O-Sore-Ass Rex (Michael R. Burch), The Blunderful Wizard of Was (Michael R. Burch), Liddle Donnie Diaperpants (Michael R. Burch), Widdle Donny Whinydiaper (Michael R. Burch)

Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell and Lin Brown nicknames: The Four Dorkmen of the Apocalypse, The Flub Four, The Four Blusterteers and The Crackpot Krakens (Michael R. Burch), The Keystone Flops, The Far Slide

Trump administration nicknames: Crazytown (General John Kelly), Zoo Without Walls (Reince Priebus), Staff Infection (Stephen Colbert), Amoral Flying Monkeys (Keith Olbermann), Monster's Ball (David Axelrod), The Grifters (Valerie Plame), The Washington Denial Machine (Bob Woodward), The Hapless Incompetents (Ryan Cooper), The Bazaar (Bob Corker), The Bizarre Bazaar (Michael R. Burch)

A Collection of the Best Donald Trump Nicknames of Randy Rainbow

Archie Bunker
Bunker Boy
Cheeto Christ Stupid-Czar (after, in a single day, Trump called himself the "King of Israel," the "Second Coming" and the "Chosen One" in a trinity of heresies)
Bitch
That Quid Pro Quo Girl
White Nationalist Weekly centerfold and President of the United States, Donald Jessica Trump
Poor Deplorable Troll
Orange Garbage Can

Life after Trump

Since he lost the 2020 election with a record number of rejection slips, Don the Con can retire to cheat at golf and plot revenge on Faux News, Donnie Dunce Jr. can fly around the world shooting endangered sheep in their sleep, Melania Antoinette can write the tell-all book that frees her from her role as a Stepford wife, ICE Princess Ivanka can get back to using her looks to sell knock-offs at vastly inflated prices, Jarring Jared can keep buying loser properties at vastly inflated prices and go bankrupt like his father-in-law, and Eric the Shred can become the poster boy for abused ventriloquist dummies. The rest of us can finally return to some semblance of normalcy without the ADDumbs Family killing us with their abysmal ignorance.

Will the people of Florida elect Donnie Dunce Junior as their governor?
Will the people of Florida elect ICE Princess Ivanka as their senator?
Will the people of Florida appoint Eric the Shred to be the poster boy for abused ventriloquist dummies?
The answers to these questions are: NO, NO and YES.
—Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

Floriduh is the perfect state of residence for Trump. After all, Trump is florid in both face and speech, and he favors duh-mock-racey as his political system. Also, thanks to the warm Florida sun, the Great Trumpkin can now save tons of money on that ghastly orange pancake makeup. ― Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

Trump residence nicknames: Mire-a-Lago, Merde-Lago, Mierda Largo, Mar-a-Lego, Mar-a-Loser, the Winter White House, the Winter Shite House, KKKaddy ShacKKK, Rednexit, Covid Junction, The Old Rage Home

Check out our newest nickname pages for Badass Ruth Bader Ginsburg aka The Notorious R.G.B. and Secretary of Dead-ucation Betsy DeVos aka Cruella DeVile and DeVil DeVos.

Cadet Bone Spurs loves a military parade, but he doesn't want wounded warriors to be included with those embarrassing missing limbs, and he called courageous soldiers who answered the call of duty and died in France "losers" and "suckers." These vile insults by the double-dealing draft-dodger Donald have been confirmed by Jennifer Griffin of Fox News, the Associated Press, and other news services. And these new insults align with others made on the record by Trump when he called America's highest-ranking generals "dopes," "babies" and "pussies." If Trump thinks and talks about our top generals like that, what can we expect him to say about the lower ranks?

Cadet Bone Spurs
The Cadet Who Would Be King (Michael R. Burch)
The Spaced-Out Cadet
Liddle Donnie Bonespurs

One of Trump's "losers" and "suckers" is 95-year-old WWII veteran Harvey Hafter, who spoke with evident pride of serving his country on a PT Boat, then let the Demander-in-Chief have it with both barrels: "Boy is he a loser! What has he done? Other than screw up, and that's exactly what we called them in the Navy: a Foul-Up, Top to Bottom. He can't insult us and get away with that kind of nonsense! Who does he think he is, that Draft Dodger? He's a coward! And I'd call him so to his face! I wish he were here right now! I'm five-foot-six. I weigh 135 pounds soaking wet. And I challenge him. Any way he wants: pistols, swords, fists. Any way he wants, 'cause that kind of an insult, I won't stand for it! And neither will any other service person. Who does he think he is? Whatever chance he had of getting a vote from me is gone. I want someone who's calm, quiet and not a Loud-Mouth, an Empty Barrel. I want Joe Biden. That's it."

Foul-Up, Top to Bottom (Harvey Hafter)
Fuck-Up, Top to Bottom (Harvey Hafter)
Draft Dodger Donnie (Harvey Hafter)
Loud-Mouth Empty Barrel (Harvey Hafter)
Screw-Loose Screw-Up (Michael R. Burch)

Olivia Troye, a former top homeland security coronavirus adviser for Mike Pence, said working under Trump was "terrifying," that he downplayed the coronavirus crisis, and that he called COVID a good thing because "I don't have to shake hands with these disgusting people."

THE DOTARD (Kim Jong Un)
Dotage of a Dotard (Kim Jong Un)
Captain Outrageous (CNN)
Captain Contagious

Donald Trump became his own Deep Throat by spilling the beans to Bob Woodard in a series of 18 on-the-record taped interviews. Trump loaded the Smoking Gun, shot himself in both feet, handed it as evidence to Woodward, and is now hobbling around on the bloody stumps. The old saying “loose lips sink ships” comes to mind with Trump. He runs his mouth until it runs him aground. ― Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

Deep Throat
Deep Bloat
BLOATUS POTUS (Biggest Loser of All Time)
Obese Turtle (Anderson Cooper)
Stumpy Trumpy
MAGA MOTORMOUTH (Michael R. Burch)
Loose Lips Loser

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As Daily Kos pointed out, "Covid has made it more difficult" for Trump "to hold his patented Nurenmberg-style odes to white supremacy." So what did Trump do over the Labor Day weekend? He played golf, then attempted to prove that he "loves" our war heroes by once again viciously attacking a dead war hero, John McCain!

Viral Donald
The Covid Hominid
The Superspreader

Well, it finally happened: Viral Donald, formerly the world's greatest COVID denier, became infected himself. The coronavirus doesn't affect 99% of Americans, according to Don the Con, so he is remarkably unlucky. And if it's just the "sniffles," why was Con Hair airlifted to Walter Reed and pumped full of exotic medications? Is it possible than Conny Donny has been less than honest with us? “As of this afternoon the President remains fatigued but in good spirits,” White House physician Sean P. Conley announced in a memo. Sleepy Joe sends his condolences!

The common denominator in the White House infections is the Superspreader-in-Chief himself, Donald J. Trump. The first three Trump insiders infected were The Donald, the apple of his eye, Hope Hicks, and his wife Melania Antoinette. Is the president Patient Zero?

Con Hair
Patient Zero
Captain Covid
Dysfunctional Donald (Mary Trump)

Later, Mar-a-Lago became an epicenter of the pandemic, had to be locked down, and has now been renamed Mire-a-Lago.

Mary Trump said The Donald "could not function in the real world on his own." He received $413 million from his father and still ended up in bankruptcies for over a billion dollars, making him America's biggest loser. The real "self-made man" in the Trump family was his father, Fred Trump. In reality, Don the Con is a Self-Made Sham.

Felonious Punk
Delusional Donald (Carl Bernstein)
The Dynamite Behind the Door (Bob Woodward)
Toxic Trump

Mum's the word! Trump has become so toxic to voters that seven Republican senators in tight races did not mention him in their ads.

Millions of Americans marched to protest Tiny Man Trump's creation of a Tiny Man Square in the heart of the American capitol.

Bunker Boy
Bunker Baby
Tiny Man Trump
The Tank Tot

That Trump tank meme on Cesar Sayoc's van was made as a joke ...

Generalissimo Trump
The Pretend President
The Shameless Sham
His Holey-ness
The MESS-iah (Michael R. Burch)

In the middle of the coronavirus pandemic, with more than 100,000 Americans dead and the death toll rising inexorably every day, Generalissimo Trump ordered rubber bullets, flash grenades and tear gas to be fired at peaceful protesters so that he could have his freakin' picture taken like a third world dictator! This was a ploy so foul even Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci objected, tweeting: "Trump fired tear gas and rubber bullets on peaceful protesters so he could get a photo op in front a church that didn't want him there, holding a Bible from which he cannot name a single verse, all to prove he's not a coward hiding in his bunker again. A perfect encapsulation [of Trump being Trump]."

Trump’s press briefings have captured the world’s attention.

This picture is proof positive that Trump is Coronavirus in Human Form! ... er ... make that Coronavirus in Semi-Human Form! The virus is actually oozing from Trump's pores! Or has Trump had one too many golden showers?

Partially Sentient Spray Tan Residue
Screaming Carrot Demon (Samantha Bee)
Decomposing Jack O'Lantern (Jon Stewart)
Human-Urine Hybrid #666 (Michael R. Burch)
Urinal Explosion Byproduct #666 (Michael R. Burch)

Coronation Trump - Toons Mag

Trump Coronation Nicknames

King Corona
The Madness of His Hineyness King Gorge the Turd (Michael R. Burch)
The Lyin' King
Dubious Caesar
Julius Seize Her (Michael R. Burch)
Alexpander the Great (Michael R. Burch)
Conigula (Michael R. Burch, emphasis on "con")
Genghis Cant (pun on "can't" and "cant")
Bling the Merciless (Michael R. Burch)
The Lord of the Blings
Bling Midas
King Bling
The Son King (it was Trump's father who made him rich; pun on "Sun King")
The American Dauphin (Michael R. Burch)
King Leer
King Rat
King of the Whoppers
The Kingpin
His Grand Ignorancy
King Con (pun on King Kong)
Ole King Coal
King Tut (because Trump makes people who prize decency go "Tut, tut, tut!")

If it looks like a Troll and sounds like a Troll and trolls like a Troll ...

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Bad Shrek
Trumpenstein
Drumpfenstein
The Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue (Nobel Prize economist Paul Krugman)
The Nightmare on Helm Street (Michael R. Burch)
Der Trollenfuhrer
The Peach with the Bleach and a Brain out of Reach (Michael R. Burch)
The Flipped-Out Flip Flopper (Michael R. Burch)
President Procrastinate
The Unpatriotic President (Michael R. Burch)

Tweety Trump now says it is patriotic to wear a mask, although he refused to do so for months. That makes him The Unpatriotic President.

Bratman
Stuporman
The Man of Steal (Hillary Clinton)
The Super Duper
The Lone Deranger

Trump was finally seen wearing a mask in public, after months of mocking other people for wearing them, so call him the Lone Deranger.

Tsarzan
MAGAMAN
The Incredible Bulk
Con Man the Barbarian (Michael R. Burch, after Trump abused refugee children)
Captain Shamerica (Michael R. Burch)
Captain Tantastic
Captain Underpants
Captain Thunderpants
Captain Chaos
Optimus Grime (Michael R. Burch)
The Toxic Avenger
The Orange Pimpernel
The Invisible Sham (Michael R. Burch)

We must give the Trumpian Devil his due. Stuporman has one superpower that might qualify him as an idiot savant: he has the amazing ability to make Bush Junior seem wise and Tricky Dick Nixon virtuous.

The Teflon Con
Don the Con

Don the Con has been killing Americans with his lies and ignorance:

Trump lied and lied and lied
while Americans died and died and died.
―Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

These are Trump nicknames coined by the people who know him best — his family, friends and co-workers:

Clown (Maryanne Trump Berry, his older sister and a retired federal judge)
P. T. Barnum (Maryanne Trump Berry said her brother "is" P. T. Barnum, the con man who saw everyone else as tools to be used and suckers to be played)
The World's Most Dangerous Man-Baby (Mary Trump)
Fred Trump's Monster (Mary Trump)
Heartless (Mary Trump)

According to Mary Trump, after her father had the heart attack that would kill him, Donald Trump didn't go with him to the hospital and didn't visit him, but instead went "to the movies."

Imbecile (Steve Bannon)
Idiot (General John Kelly)
Fucking Moron (Secretary of State Rex Tillerson)
The Morbidly Obese Man-Baby (Nancy Pelosi)

That yellowish-orange corona of "hair" is a dead giveaway ...

Trump and Troll Doll collage.

Trump Coronavirus Nicknames

Hydroxymoron (Jimmy Kimmel)
Staff Infection (Stephen Colbert)
Deer in the Headlights (Joe Biden)

"When the coronavirus came, Trump froze like a deer in the headlights."—Joe Biden campaign ad

The Enabler (Andrew Cuomo)
Donald Debacle (Andrew Cuomo)

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo blasted Trump for his ludicrous claim that 99% of coronavirus cases are "totally harmless." Cuomo accused Trump of "enabling the virus" when he "makes up facts" in deceitful attempts to deny the current crisis exists. "He is facilitating the virus," Cuomo said. "He is enabling the virus by statements like that. And you're seeing the infection rate go up, and you're seeing the economy suffer, and he is part of that current debacle that we are in."

Flat-Out Bat-Shit Nuts (Bill Maher)
Germophobic Trump (Maureen Dowd)
Dangerously Delusional Donald ("To defeat the pox: quick, inject Clorox!")
The Clorox Heterodox ("To end all gridlocks, gargle with Clorox!")
The Clorox Warlock ("To reclaim the Boondocks, let them eat Clorox!")
The Clorox Fox ("Outfox the pox: kill yourself first with Clorox!")
The Lysol Tyro ("Since death is the goal, mainline Lysol!")
The Borax Lorax ("To immunize your thorax, destroy it with Borax!")
Mr. Clean ("No vaccine? Just chug Mr. Clean!")
The Bleached Peach ("Is a cure out of reach? Fumigate your lungs, with bleach!")
Mad King Clorox
Death Toll Donnie
Mad Dog Donnie
Little Donnie Dementia
Ditzy Donnie
President Sunbeam ("Ditch the parasol and the spray tan aerosol!")
President Brain Drain ("Down the Drain-o with Old NoBrain-o!")
Batshit Crazy (Piers Morgan)

Piers Morgan, a former Trump friend and supporter, was unfollowed by Trump after Morgan called his brainstorm to inject coronavirus patients with lethal disinfectants "batshit crazy." However, it seems unfair to bats to compare their innocent feces to Trump. In his latest act of sheer imbecilic insanity, the Giddy-ot wants to paint his nonfunctional wall black, at a staggering cost, on the theory that it will be too hot to touch. Apparently Trump has never heard of an obscure thing called "night." ― Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

This sad, embarrassing wreck of a man-baby. — George F. Will

The picture above―the earliest known image of The Donald―is evidence that he was suckled in Emperor Palpatine’s romper room. Now in the American Game of Thrones, he is Donald Littlefinger, a master of lies, deceit, treachery and treason.

He's a Man-Baby. He has the physical countenance of a man, and a baby's temperament and tiny hands. ― Jon Stewart

The Best Trump Nicknames of Michael R. Burch: Little Horn, The Trump of Doom, The False Profit, The MESSiah, Gingervitis, Cheeto Magneto, Carrot Capone, Orange-Vanilla ISIS, Persimmon Satan, The Saffron Seditionist, The Albino RINO, The Dermagogue, Baby Fingers Trump, Le Petit Prince Daisyfingers, Sir Leakalot, Sir Pissypanties, The Human Urinal, Sparkly Princess Trumpelina, Boldfinger, Jack the Gripper, The Snatchural, The Holey Roamin' Emperor, Julius Seize Her, Seize Her Disgustus, Donald Disgustus, Mark Anatomy, The Roamin' Seizer, Hair Gropenfuhrer, Der Fuhrer Feltersnatch, Feel Marshall Trump, Groper Cleave Hand, The Great Gropesby, The Great Gutsby, The Gaud Father, Conigula, Condoofus, The Wrath of Con, Con Man the Barbarian, The SillyCon Boob, Stuporman, Captain Shamerica, Optimus Grime, The Invisible Sham, The Not-So-Teflon Don, Felonius Punk, Rigger Mortis, The Zodiac Biller, The New York Pork Dork, Uncle Ream US, Comrade Trumputin, Donald Vladimirovich Trumputin, Putin's Gambit, Putin's Poppet, Putin's Protégé, Putin's Rasputin, Tsarzan, The Brooklyn Bolshevik, The Boychurian Candidate, The Snazzy Nazi, Hair Hitler and the Whigs, Drumpfenstein, Der Trollenfuhrer, Fearless Pleader, Saddam Le Pompadour, Calamity Mane, Mr. Wiggy Piggy, Genghis Can't, Genghis Con, Bling the Merciless, Ole King Coal, The Lyin' King, Foxymoron, Malice in Blunderland, The Blunderful Wizard of Ahs, Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper, Little Donnie Diaperpants, Shark Dressed Man-Boy, The Shillsbury Dough Boy, The Hypocritic Oaf, The HIPPOcratic Oaf, The Hot Air Buffoon, The Bouffant Buffoon, E Pluribus Loon 'em, Tweety Blurred, The Twitter Terror, Conway Tweety, Tweety and the Twits, POTUS WRECKS, The Hocus Pocus POTUS, TyRANTosaurus Wrecks, Tie-Rant-o-Sore-A$$ Rex, The West Wing-Nut, Demander-in-Chief, Quasi Dodo the Hunchback of Notre Shame, Ronald McDonald Trump-Bozo, Bizarro Bozo, The Grate White Wail, The Grate Wail of China, The Grate Divider, The Grate Pretender, Alexpander the Grate, The Poll Cat, The Tirade Warrior, Mr. Freeze, the ICEman, the vICEman, Dire Abby (for his bleak relationship advice), Tribalist Trump, The Hinternationalist, Blarney Rubble, The Crow-Magnon, The News Fakir, CDC-Neutering Death Merchant, Orange Corona-ed Virus Infecting Mankind, Typhoid Tweety, The Leaning Tower of Visa, DC Landfill, President Sunbeam, The Peach with the Bleach and a Brain out of Reach, The Bleached Peach, The Clorox Heterodox, The Clorox Warlock, The Clorox Fox, The Lysol Tyro, The Borax Lorax, Mr. Clean, Down the Drain-o with Old NoBrain-o, Meeky Mouse, The Giddy-ot, The IMPerial Pleader,The Tulsa Trainwreck, The Bad Example Man-Baby, The Unpatriotic President, President Procrastinate, The Nightmare on Helm Street, Waffle Iron Without Mettle, The Flipped-Out Flip Flopper, The Cadet Who Would Be King, MAGA MOTORMOUTH, Shreddy Freeloader, P. T. Burn 'Em and His Three-Bling Circus, Coupé de Devil (a pun on Coupé de Ville), Coup de A$$ (a pun on Coup de Grâce), Ton-o'-Lard Trump, The Last Shocking Episode of Celebrity Apprentice President

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Nancy Pelosi's "seal" of disapproval was the highlight of Trump's lie-filled, self-glorifying State of the Union Address. The Pelosi clap-back came in a meme-able moment after Trump whined about "the politics of revenge" even as he wallowed in it.

Little Donnie Two-Scoops
Donald the Menace
Felonious Punk
Whiny the Pooh
The Part-Time President

Sarah "Suckmypee" Sanders explained away Truant Trump's "executive time" as his need to have a "more creative environment." All those golf vacations are like a kindergartner's recess! Watching TV for hours on end is like Sesame Street! Shutting down the government for a month is like time out! But perhaps we're better of with a Part-Time President, considering how much damage Felonious Punk could do if he worked full-time!

According to witnesses, Little Donnie Two Scoops was delighted by roadblocks for his motorcade, exclaiming gleefully: "The roads are closed for me!"

A zoomed out version of the same photograph shows Trump boarding the plane on January 2

Fragile Man
Mr. Inappropriate
The Bogeyman

Call him Fragile Man after Trump tweeted "Wasn't I a great candidate!" while the nation mourned the deaths of 17 children in the Parkland, Florida high school shooting. While visiting the devastated community Trump was photographed grinning and flashing thumbs-up signs, so call him Mr. Inappropriate. A few days later, the slaughtered students apparently forgotten, Trump hammed it up at CPAC, saying "everything is wonderful" while praising the NRA and leading cheers for the Second Amendment. Then as the frightened child survivors marched for their lives, Trump took yet another golf vacation, so call him The Bogeyman.

The president has zero psychological ability to recognize empathy or pity in any way. — former White House chief of staff Reince Priebus

He’s an idiot. It’s pointless to try to convince him of anything. He’s gone off the rails. We’re in Crazytown. — former White House chief of staff General John Kelly

Trump is a "terrible human being." — former White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney

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In England the Prince of Wales met the Prince of Wails.

The picture above makes me think of one of my Trump nickname coinages: The Hot Air Buffoon.

White House Wanker
Sex Pest
Fossil Fool
Prince of Wails
Prince of Whales
Cockwomble
Orange Shitgibbon
Whey-Faced Windbag
Baby Trumpkins
Dodgy Don
Witless Fucking Cocksplat

Scottish and British Nicknames for Trump: President Fart ("trump" is English slang for "fart"), American Idiot, sTRUMPet, Crumpet, Nutless Nutter, Orange Arsehole, The Shamerican President, Tweeting Twat Twit, Tosser Trump, Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey (formerly reserved for the French), Gormless Gerrymanderer, Toupéed Fucktrumpet, Witless Cocksplat, Diaper Don, Daft Cow, Mangy Mingebag, Feckless Lip Flapper, Mad as a Bag of Ferrets, Barmy Blowhard, Plug-Ugly Hairpiece, Chav (white trash), Numpty, Fascist Tangerine, Spoon (because he can't be trusted with a knife and fork), Huffy Wee Fuckin Bampot, Mangled Apricot Hellbeast

Q: What do you call it when a Man-Baby takes over the American government?
A: Coup d'Tot!

President Donald Trump signed bills in the Roosevelt Room of the White House on Monday.

President Donald Trump holds up his pen after signing the Historically Black Colleges and Universities HBCU Executive Order, Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2017, in the Oval Office in the White House in Washington.