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Joe Arpaio Nicknames

This page contains the best Joe Arpaio nicknames that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself, along with some choice nicknames for Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Anthony Scaramucci, Mitch McConnell, Steve Bannon, Jeff Sessions, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Judge Roy Moore, Kellyanne Conway, Hope Hicks and other Trump family, friends, associates and lapdogs ...

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Sherriff Joe Arpaio is "Springtime for Hitler" brought to life, sans the comedy. Shurf Joe, as he calls himself, is a very odd bird. Part chicken, part vulture. He claims he can read Trump's mind and that Trump can read his. Now that's a Klingon mind meld we'll strive to avoid!

Sherriff Joe Arpaio Nicknames

Hitler (his nickname among his tent concentration camp inmates)
Wyatt Twerp
Wyatt TARP
Joe Pa Payola
Joe Paternal
Boss Hogg
Big Pig
The Maricopa Madman
Colonel Klink
Officer Loco
Wiley E. Peyote
Lawrence of Insania
Prickzilla Queen of the Desert
The Sidewinder
Red Carpet Joe
Publicity Hound
Powder Puff Arpaio (he demands powder before appearing on TV)
Joe Press Release

Dishonorable Mention:  The Toilet Paper Autographer, Hard-Core Joe, Joe Posse, The Blight Supremacist, Generalissimo Joe Arpaio, The Shurf (how he pronounces his job title), The ICE Man Cometh, Sherriff Scumbag, Nickel-Bag Joe (because "no bust is too small"), The Vigilant Vigilante, Trump's Mindreader, Captain James Tiberius Jerk, Pale Tonto, Paleface, Prickzilla Queen of the Desert, The Sidewinder, The Celebrity Schmoozer, The Albino Possum, The Blight Supremacist, Poncho and Hefty, Paunchy & Hefty, America’s Toughest Sheriff, Chain Gang Charlie, The Clown Sherriff, Sherriff Scumbag, The Windmill Tilter, America’s Most Expensive Sheriff, Bossman, The Trump Whisperer, The Trump Hisser, The Circus Barker, Joe Blackjack, Joe Nightstick, Bullshit Connor, Chain Gang Charlie, Turtle Joe, Joe Panty Raid

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