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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Nicknames: Suckup, Suckmypee, Spokestoady, Possum Queen, Hick Morticia, Basic Atrocity, etc.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Jokes by Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Trevor Noah, Conan O'Brien, SNL, Jim Carrey, Michelle Wolf
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This page contains the best Sarah Huckabee Sanders nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, and some that I came up with myself ...

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White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has an amazing superpower ... she can make Sean "Scary" Spicer seem nearly normal, and half-way respectable! She is, of course, the daughter of Mike "Huckster" Huckabee, also known as "Huckleberry Spin." Together, they have created more whiffable spin that a Clayton Kershaw curveball. And they undoubtedly inspired the song that goes: "If your lips are movin', then you lie, lie, lie!"

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Sarah "Suck My Pee" Sanders

The Top Ten Sarah Huckabee Sanders Nicknames ... Oh Hell, Make it the Top Fifty!

Sarah "Suckmypee" Sanders (Michael R. Burch)
"Suck My Pee" Sarah Sanders
Sarah Suckup
Sarah Suckabee
Sarah Succubus
Sarah Drunkabee Sanders (Jimmy Kimmel)
Let It Huckabee (Trevor Noah)
I Shart Huckabees (Chris Hardwick)

Horse Face (Donald Trump)

The Spinstress
The Spin Mistress
The Spinster
Miss Misinformation
Little Miss Election Fraud 2016

At Donald Trump's "hush money" trial David Pecker testified that Sarah Huckabee Sanders told Trump that election fraud would be "a good idea."

Sarah Hucka-Sands (Stephen Colbert)
Huck-a-Buck (Stephen Colbert)
Possum Queen
Hick Morticia
Sister Smother
Sister Wife (Cher)
Kentucky Fried
Miss Ark and Saw
Miss HarkandSaw
Cousin Huckabee (Michelle Wolf)
Auntie Huckabee Sanders (Michelle Wolf)
Aunt Coulter (Michelle Wolf)
Aunt Lydia (Michelle Wolf)

“I have to say I’m a little star-struck. I love you as Aunt Lydia in ‘The Handmaid’s Tale.’ Mike Pence, if you haven’t seen it, you would love it.”—Michelle Wolf

The Hokey Handmaiden
Slightly Chunky Soccer Mom (David Horsey)
Butch Queen (Ira Madison)
Vice Principal reassessing her life choices (Stephen Colbert alter ego)

Infamous Perma-Grimace (Vogue)
A Proper Trollop (Chelsea Handler)
Troll-Op (Michael R. Burch)
Basic Atrocity
Liar, Liar, Panties on Fire

Miss Pinocchio
Sarah Slanders
Miss Fake News Spews
The Press Drek-retary

In November 2017, Sarah Huckabee Sanders assured the American public that no one in Trump’s administration supports slavery! “To put that into perspective,” Conan O'Brien joked, “the last press secretary who had to make that claim worked for Ulysses S. Grant.”

Miss Shutdown
The Shutdown Queen
Trump's Shutdown Apologist

Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders
Hucklescary Finn
Miss Huckster
Sexist Shade (after Sanders condemned Nancy Pelosi for not smiling more!)
Not-So-Slim Shady

The Trump Whisperer
The Trump Hisser
The Trump A$$ki$$er

Elvira Mistress of the Trailer Park
Miss Deliverance
Miss Devil Rants
Backslidden Christian Girl Serving the Antichrist
Miss Armageddon

Huckabeast Junior
Gorilla My Dreams
Gorilla Griller
Gorilla Gurl
The Ouachita Cheetah
Monstrous (Jim Carrey)

"This is the portrait of a so-called Christian whose only purpose in life is to lie for the wicked. Monstrous!"—Jim Carrey

Superchurl and Superhurl (puns on Supergirl)
The Wicked Witch of the West Wing
The Wicked Witch of the White House
The Wicked Witch of the White Trash
Miss Manners (she said it was "highly inappropriate" to debate a four-star general, even when he's obviously wrong)
Sarah "Third Degree" Sanders (by Allan Ishac for "her ability to completely ignore or dodge reporters questions with bullshit answers and outright lies even under duress.")

Dishonorable Mention: Women's Fibber, Gomer Pile On II, The Gomerette, Elmira Gantry, Elvira Gantry, Cruella de Vile, Miss Little Roc, Miss Pine Bluff, Funny Farm Girl, The Hee Hawer, Blunder Woman, Slimy Sellout, Train Wreck, Miss Derailment, Faux News Vixen, Lil' Spice, Less Seasoned Spice, Spiced Rack, Five Alarm Filly, Trump's Dishonor Guard, Keeper of the Shame, Keeper of the Slime, Swampy, The Swamp Queen, Ante Bell Mum, The Funny Farm Schoolmarm, The Pig Hollow Wallower, Hog Slop Barbie, Boondocks Barbie, A Proper Trollop (Chelsea Handler), The Verminator, Tacky Lackey, The Factose Intolerant Surrogate, Dark Side of the Gorse, The Chosen One, Miss Evangelical Hell, Pickle, Sour Pickle, Sourpuss, Miss Perma-Grimace (Nicki Swift, Vogue), Dumb-Dumb (Stephen Colbert), Fat Mouth (Sam Nunberg), Cactus Bread Winner, Alternate Reality Spokesmodel (Hillary Clinton), Alt-Right Spokesmodel, True Deceiver, Fake News Faucet, Girlzilla, Third Degree (Allan Ishac), The Red Hen, Chicken Shittle, The Red Queen ("Off with their heads!"), The Arkansas Medusa, The AmeriKKKan Goebbels, Deputy Dawg, KFC, Miss Duck Dynasty, Miss vICE, Professional Liar (Walter Einenkel), Sarah Hucksa, Sarah Hucksta, Sarah Huckster, Sarah Hucksands, Sarah Huckasands (Stephen Colbert), Sarah Quicksand, Sarah Terror, Sarah Error, Bad Data

Mike Huckabee Nicknames: Judas, Huckster Huckabee, Huckleberry Spin, Huckmaster General, Huck Fuckabee, Huck Upchuck, Hick Muckabee, Huck Suckmypee, The Muckster, Brother Smother, Tax Hike Mike, Triple Wide, Duck Hunter, Uncle Sugar (he once said that the only reason women voted for Democrats was because Uncle Sugar promised to pay for their birth control), Pop Sugar, Gomer Pile On I, Huckabeast Senior, Huck-a-doodle-doo, Huck Cuck

The Ditzy Chicks are Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Kellyanne Conway and Hope Hicks!

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