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Donald Trump Nicknames: Administration, White House, Cabinet, Departments, Family, Friends, Associates, Accomplices, Supporters, Fawners and Lapdogs

This page contains the best nicknames that I have been able to find for Donald Trump's family, friends, cabinet, departments, associates, partners in crime, accomplices, supporters, inner circle, surrogates, benefactors, donors, fawners and lapdogs. My personal favorite comes from the Bible, the ominous TRUMP OF DOOM. When God and the Hebrew prophets spoke of the "Trump of Doom" and a "little horn" were they speaking literally? (For a YUGE slew of 666 connections, see Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?)

You can employ your browser's search feature or use CTRL-F to find nicknames for Trump's family, friends and associates/lapdogs. Personal favorites include Melanoma (Melania Trump), Proxy Wife (Ivanka Trump), Aide de Kampf (Jared Kushner), Ghouliani (Rudy Giuliani), Wrongway Conway (Kellyanne Conway), Koch Addict (Mitch McConnell), Young Gargamel and Sméagol (Stephen Miller), Cruella DeVile (Betsy DeVos), Scary Poppins (Mick Mulvaney, the latest White House nanny), Shreddy Roosevelt (Ryan Zinke), Paul Ruin (Paul Ryan), Buford T. Injustice (Jeff Sessions), Count Drekula (Paul Manafort), Deputy Dip-Pity-'Do (Anthony Scaramucci), Sludge Roy Moore and HUD Ornament (Ben Carson)! We also have Trump family nicknames like The Brooklyn Hillbullies and Trump administration nicknames like Moscow on the Hudson and The White Supremacist House.

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Nicknames for Trump and his allies have been coined by Glenn Beck, Samantha Bee, Joe Biden, Charles M. Blow, Steve Bannon, Dana Carvey, Graydon Carter, Michael Che, Hillary Clinton, Stephen Colbert, Garrison Keillor, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Kristol, David Letterman, Bill Maher, John McCain, Michael Moore, Seth Myers, NBC, Trevor Noah, Conan O'Brien, John Oliver, Rosie O'Donnell, Martin O'Malley, Sarah Palin, Dan Rather, Marco Rubio, Nate Silver, Jon Stewart, USA Today ... and even The Donald Himself and his first wife, the former Ivana Trump!

The Trump administration is the ultimate boy's club, led by the The Donald Himself in his role as Groper-in-Chief. Thus his nomination and defense of Brett Kavanaugh as Supreme Court Sludge is no surprise, since ...

Sexual predators of a feather
flock together.

Top Ten Donald Trump Nicknames of Family, Friends and Extremely Close "Inner Circle" Associates

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Donald Trump: The Donald, Agent Orange, Man-Baby, The Short-Fingered Vulgarian, Lord Voldemort, Little Horn, The Trump of Doom, THE ANTICHRIST
Melania Trump: The Slovenian Sphinx (Maureen Dowd), First Babe, Melania Antoinette (Michael R. Burch), Melanoma, I Candy, The Cold One, JEZEBEL
Jared Kushner: Poor Little Rich Bitch, Little Jared (Ana Navarro), Baby Boy (Ana Navarro), Cushy Kushner, Little Cushball, Jarhead, Jared "the Red", NIMROD
Ivanka Trump: Ivanka Tramp, Proxy Wife, Nordic Goddess, I Candy, Trophy Daughter, The First-Lady-Daughter, The Smart One, FALLEN ANGEL
Donald Trump Jr.: Junior, Dunce Jr., Ponyboy, Chip Off the Old Blockhead, Fredo Corleone, Frito, Fraido, The Cheapest Gazillionaire Heirhead, GOG
Eric Trump: Eric the Red, Eric the Brain Dead, Eric of Orange, Eric Idle, Mr. Alt-Right, Mr. Roboto, Draco Malfoy, Sonny Corleone, Sonny-Boy, MAGOG
Tiffany Trump: Tiff, Wild Card, The Other Daughter, The Unknown Trump, Trinket, Not Ivanka, M.I.A., P.O.W., The Forgotten Trump, Miss Invisible
Barron Trump: Mini-Donald, Little Donald, Poor Little Rich Kid, Barron von Trump
Mike Pence: Trump's Poodle (George F. Will), Ashen Weasel (John Oliver), Past Tense Pence (Allan Ishac), The Unholy Crusader, Hoosier, Tuppence, Pence for Hire, Out of the Loop Dupe (USA Today), Dense Pence, Senseless Pence, Fat Termite, Mike "Get Thee Hence" Pence, THE VICE ANTICHRIST

Trump is putting the X back in Xmas by X-ing out refugee children and their mothers. If baby Jesus and Mary showed up needing shelter, Trump wouldn't provide them with even a lowly manger. Instead, he'd order American soldiers to drive them back into the wilderness at gunpoint. Meanwhile, this is what the satanic festivities at the White House looked like in years past: Trump Christmas.

Current/Rising/Trending Nicknames

Mick Mulvaney: Right-Wing Nutjob (a nickname he embraces), Hard Duty, The Temp, Whether Vane Mick, Trump's Nanny Boo-Boo, Scary Poppins
Ryan Zinke: Rinky-Dink Zinke, Shreddy Roosevelt (Michael R. Burch), The Bozeman Bozo, On-the-Blink Zinke, Blinky Zinke, Hinterlands Warrior, Secretary of the Hinterior
Kevin Hassett: Has Been, Putin's Asset, Sharknerdo, Willy WONKa, The A$$et, The EEK-onomist
Steve King: Horror Show, Freak Show, The King of Horror, The Wall Nut, The White Pride Piper, The Blight Supremacist

Dishonorable Mentions

Brett Kavanaugh: Sludge Kavanaugh, Forrest Gump, Forrest Hump, Groper Junior, Hot Rod, The Caveman, The Hanging Judge, Mr. Dangling Participle
Lindsey Graham: Graham Cracker, Crackers, Nutjob (Donald Trump), Disgrace (Trump), Crazy (Trump), Flimsy Lindsey, Lindsey Gomez, Stinkball
Steve Bannon: Acting President Bannon, Loose Cannon Bannon, Stephen KKK Bannon, AmeriKlan Idol, Darth Bannon, Darkness Incarnate, The Arsonist
Kellyanne Conway: Wrongway Conway, Miss Misinformation, The Spinster, The Spin-Mistress (Bess Levin), The Trump Whisperer, Con-Way Twit
Rex Tillerson: T-Rex, Rexosaurus, T-Wrecks, Rex Drillerson, Rex Shillerson, Putin's Poppet, Putin's Rasputin, Rexputin, Rexit, Wrecks It
Mitch McConnell: Fuckface McTurtlebitch, The Turtle, Mitch the Snitch-Bitch, Koch Addict (Michael R. Burch), Mitch McConHell
Stephen Miller: Young Gargamel (Stephen Colbert), Sméagol (Trevor Noah), The White Hinternationalist (Michael R. Burch), Basic Henchman (Trevor Noah)
Devin Nunes: Known-Nothing Nunes, Numbnuts Nunes, Devin Devil, Nanu Nanu Nunes, Trump's Stooge (Nancy Pelosi), No Nunes is Good Nunes!
Ben Carson: HUD Ornament (Michael R. Burch), Psychopath (Donald Trump), Crazy Ben Carson, Dummy (his childhood nickname)
Sean Spicer: Scary Spicer, Vanilla Spice, Spokestoady, Spokestwit, The Spice of Death, Sean of the Dead, Vanilla ISIS, Undearly Departed
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Sarah "Suckmypee" Sanders, Miss Misinformation, The Spinmistress, Miss Huckster, Miss Spokestoady
Hope Hicks: Hopeless Hicks, Tricky Hicky, Hicks from the Styx, The Hickster, Huckster Hicks, Hopester and Hopie (Donald Trump), The Press Dreck-retary
Betsy DeVos: Cruella DeVile, Diva DeVos, DeVile DeVos, Madame Voucher, Betsy DeVoid, Betsy de Gross, Ditzy DeVos (Donald Trump)
Erik Prince: The Prince of Darkness, The Black Prince, Creature from the Blackwater Lagoon, The Mercenary, Soldier of Misfortune, Trump's Surrogate, Erik the Red
Mike Pompeo: Drone Strike Mike, Koch Addict, Wichita Lineman, Koch Float, Koch Zero, Congressman from Koch, Mr. Dark Money
John Bolton: Dudley Do-Wrong, Captian Fangeroo, The Iraq Hack, The Mad Bomber, Dr. Strangelove, Duke Nukem, PAC-Man, The Devil Incarnate
Rudy Giuliani: Trudy, Rudy Ghouliani, Rudy the Red-Nosed Panderer, Amerika's Scariest Mayor, Drooliani, Fooliani, Trump's TV Lawyer (Lawrence O'Donnell)
Anthony Scaramucci: The Mooch, The Mooch Smooch (Trevor Noah), The Human Pinky Ring (Seth Myers), The 'Do-Whopper, Deputy DIP-pity-'Do
Steve Mnuchin: Hedge Hog, PAC-man, No-Chin Mnuchin, The Foreclosure King, The Forecloser, Dune Messiah
Gary Cohn: Sachs-man, The Goldman Sackman, Cohn's Disease, A$$hole, The Cohn-vict, Globalist Gary, The TARP King, Bailout Boy, Cohnhead
Paul Ryan: Lyin' Ryan, Cryin' Ryan, Paul Pot, Pious Paul, Paul Ruin, Small-Ball Ryan, Beaver Cleaver, Eddie Munster, Alfalfa, Mr. 1%, A-ryan
Sherriff Joe Arpaio: Hitler, Shitler, Twitler, Wyatt Twerp, Wyatt TARP, Joe Pa Payola, Joe Paternal, Boss Hogg, Big Pig, Colonel Klink, Officer Loco
Scott Pruitt: Hot Air Buffoon, The Possum, Polluting Pruitt, Big Oil's Poster Boy, Tar Baby, Tsar Baby, Tarball, The Freakin' Fracker, The FracKing, King Frack
General H. R. McMaster: Master of Disaster, McMonster, McMasher, H.R. Huff'n'Puff, H.R. Disaster, The Beer Salesman (Donald Trump)
David Pecker: Peckerhead, Trump's Pecker Protector, The Poll Vaulter, Secret Vault Man, Mr. Hush Money, Trump's AMIgo, Pecker Power (Stephen Colbert)
Sam Nunberg: Stunberg, The Stun of Sam, Fruit of the Loon, Nutty Buddy, Human Meltdown, Psycho Sam, Whine-o, The Nun, Nanoo Nunberg, Sam the None
Judge Roy Moore: Sludge Moore, The Ten Commandments Fudge, Playboy Roy, Fruit Salad, Fruit Loops, Mall Patrol, Mall Rat, Mr. Tightie Whities
Ted Cruz: Holy Cruzader (Michael R. Burch), The Cruz Controller (Michael R. Burch), Wacko Bird (John McCain), Proud Wacko Bird (Ted Cruz himself)
Marco Rubio: Rubio the Unready, Marco Roboto, The Waterboy and Lightweight Choker (Donald Trump), No-Show Rubio, AWOL
Mitt Romney: Bishop Romney, The RomneyBot, Bain in the Ass (David Letterman), King of Bain (Newt Gingrich), Mitt the Twit (Rupert Murdoch)
Kevin McCarthy: Phony Baloney, Mr. Malaprop, Non-Speaker of the House, Kevin “Loose Lips Sink Ships” McCarthy, The New McCarthyism, Junior
Ann Coulter: AnnThrax, Coultergeist, Yardsale Barbie (Tina Fey), Cuckoo Coulter, Tranny Annie, Aryan Ann, Chairman Ann, Acting President Coulter
Rush Limbaugh: The Human Hindenburg, Rush Dim-Bulb, Lush Dim Blah, Junkie Limbaugh, Limbaugh Cheese, The Rushian, Rushbo, Rush Limbawful, Douche Rimjob, Acting President Limbaugh, Rush Out on a Limb Baugh, El Rushbo, Rushy, Rusty, Bush League Rush, The Rusher, Maha Rushie

According to Rush Limbaugh, the Democrats got everything and Trump got "less than nothing" on his un-built and un-funded wall.

Department of Justice Nicknames

DOJ: Department of Injustice, Department of JurisPRUDENCE (Michael R. Burch)
Rod Rosenstein: Mr. Peepers, Rushin' Rod (Michael R. Burch), Hosenstein (Michael R. Burch)
Matt Whitaker: Homer Wimpson (Michael R. Burch), Shit Taker (Michael R. Burch), Welcome Matt (Michael R. Burch), Fake A.G.
William P. Barr: Ironslide, Raymond Barr, Human Hefty Garbage Bag, Pound Cake, Slobber Baron, Enabler General, The Lawless A.G.
Robert Mueller III: Bobby Three Sticks (due to the III), Swan Song (his middle name is Swan), Trump's Shadow, My Friend Flipper
James Comey: Homey Comey, EZ-Comey-EZ-Goey, Show Me Comey
Stormy Daniels: The Perfect Storm, Stormy Whether, The Storm Trooper, The Renaissance Porn Star (Ron Jeremy), The Boss (Nina Hartley)
Dana J. Boente: Deputy Dawg, Trump's Lapdog, Barney Fife, Goober, The Decoy
Jeff Sessions: Buford T. Injustice, Evil Snoats, Granny Clampett, The Scold, The Hobbit (Trevor Noah), Gollum, Bill Dough Baggins (Michael R. Burch), Forest Gnome (Stephen Colbert), The Keebler Elf, The Feebler Elf, Darth Leprechaun (Michael R. Burch), Detourney General, Possum Boy (SNL), Traitor (Donald Trump, because he recused himself), The Recusant, The Recus-Ant, The Retard (Donald Trump), Dumb Southerner (Donald Trump)

White House Chief of Staff and Other Nanny Nicknames

Reince Priebus: Rinse Penis, Rinse Priapus, Prince Penis, Prince Rhesus, E. Priebus Loonum, Reince "and Flush" Priebus, Little Rat (Donald Trump)
John F. Kelly: Hobo, The Hitcher, Get Mo' Gitmo, The ICE Man Cometh, Jean Claude Killy The Quanticon, The Zookeeper, The Lyin' King Tamer
Mick Mulvaney: Right-Wing Nutjob (a nickname he embraces), Hard Duty, The Temp, Whether Vane Mick, Trump's Nanny Boo-Boo, Scary Poppins
Nick Ayers: Nick "Say Your Prayers" Ayers, The Wind Beneath Mike Pence's Wings, Little Deuce Coup (Michael R. Burch)
Some Undocumented Mexican (Trevor Noah)
James Mattis: Mad Dog, Warrior Monk, Mad Monk, Chaos (his very ironic call-sign), The Adult in the Room, Kindergarten Cop, Mr. Nanny,  Trump's Nanny Boo-Boo, Nanny McFee, Scary Poppins, The Last Guardrail, The Lyin' King Tamer, The Trump Tamer

Reince Priebus dubbed the presidential bedroom, where Trump obsessively watched cable news and tweeted, The Devil's Workshop and said early mornings and Sunday evenings, when the president often set off tweetstorms, were The Witching Hour. Trump called Priebus a Little Rat who just "scurries around."

Trump Convict Nicknames and Jailbird Nicknames

Michael Cohen: The Cohenhead, The Stormy Trooper, Stormy Whether, Mr. Creepypants, Regret Emoji (Stephen Colbert), Screw Tape
Mike Flynn: Dr. Strangelove, In Like Flynnt, Red Flynnstone, Flynnskint
K. T. McFarland: Mike Flynn's Brain
George Papadopoulos: Putin's Proxy, Putin's Puppet, Putin's Poppet, Papa Dope, Dopey, The Greek Geek
Paul Manafort: The Count, Count Drekula (Michael R. Burch), Bad Data, The Uber-Lobbyist (David Catanese), Man Abort, Knuckles, The Six Million Ruble Man
Rick Gates: Prison Gates, Rick Grates, Rick "Gates of Hell," Hot Water Gates, The Walking Dead (Trump's staff), Mueller's Bitch, The Canary, The Stoolie
Roger Stone: Roger Rabid (Michael R. Burch), Dirty Trickster (Elizabeth Burke), Roger Dodger, Stone Cold Stupid, The Most Dangerous Person in America Today (The Village Voice), Dark Arts Guy (Chris Matthews), The Godfather, The Gaud Father, The Prince of Darkness (a nickname he reportedly likes)

Trump Russian Collusion Nicknames: The Trump-Kremlin Connection

Maria Butina: Red Sparrow, Backchannel Babe, The Siberian Sphinx, The Siberian Minx, The Siberian Lynx (pun on "links"), Siberian Princess, Bargain Basement Agent (Brian Williams), Agent 69, The Spy Who Came in from the Cold War, The Intelligence Subcontractor, Full Immersion Bimbo

Vladimir Putin: Vova, Vlad the Impaler, Vladula, Pale Moth (his KGB code name), The Puppet Master, Trump's Controller, Abaddon (the Angel of Death), THE BEAST
Sergey Kislyak: The Recruiter, The Mole, Russia's Top Spy, Trump's Handler, The Impresario, Jabba the Gut, The Pillsbury Diplomat, THE FALSE PROPHET
Paul Erickson: Erick the Red, The Kompromat, NRA Gadfly, Rue Paul, Beau Paul, Mr. Back Channel, Li'l Abner
Alexander Torshin: Agent Torsion, Alexander the Grate, Mr. NRA, Lex Luger, The Handler, The Money Maestro, Mr. Moneybags
Felix Sater nicknames: The Satyr, The Margarita Assassin, Felix Satyr, Russian Red Felix, Switchblade, The Kremlin Connection
Andrei Nikolaev: Little Nicky, Devil Boy, Andre the Pliant, Crash
Vyacheslav Volodin: Mr. Misinformation, The Troll Farmer (Michael R. Burch), Putin's Propagandist, Donald Trump's Elector
Evgeny Prigozhin: The Kremlin's Chef, Dr. Evil
Sergey Lavrov: Mr. Nyet (for blocking American influence), Mr. Foreign Affairs, Mr. Summit, The Fox, The Chessmaster
Dmitry Rogozin: The Overseer, The Space Czar, Mr. Roscosmos, The Cosmos Nut (Michael R. Burch)
Julian Assange: Mendax, Embassy Cat, The Hacker, The Leaker, Mr. Big Leak
Carter Page: Stranichkin (Russian for "little page"), Putin's Page Boy, Moscow's Brazen Apologist (Michael Isikoff), Trump's Moscow Mystery Man (Julia Ioffe), The Russian Mole, The Gazprom Greaser, Blank Page, Who? (Corey Lewandowski), The Kompromat (an FBI warrant application)

More Trump Family, Friends, Associates and Lapdog Nicknames

Mark Burnett: Paddington Human (Stephen Colbert), Well-Coiffed Android

Top Ten Donald Trump Cabinet Nicknames, Administration Nicknames and White House Nicknames

Moscow on the Hudson
and The Kremlin Gremlins
The Far Slide
(General John Kelly, the White House Chief of Staff, describing the Trump Administration)
The Washington Denial Machine (Bob Woodward)
Staff Infection (Stephen Colbert)
The Hapless Incompetents (Ryan Cooper)
The Bazaar
(Bob Corker) and The Bizarre Bazaar (Michael R. Burch)
Amoral Flying Monkeys (Keith Olbermann)
Monster's Ball (David Axelrod)
Crack Team of Crackpots (Michael R. Burch)
Zoo Without Walls (Reince Priebus)

"When you put a snake and a rat and a falcon and a rabbit and a shark and a seal in a Zoo Without Walls, things start getting nasty and bloody."Reince Priebus, former White House Chief of Staff

More Trump cabinet nicknames: The Grifters (Valerie Plame), The Fourth Reich, The Russian Mafia, The Swamp Cabinet, The Swamp Stockers, Steve Bannon’s Alt-Right Swamp (Vogue), Ku Klux Kabinet, KKK-Mart Kabinet, Killer Klown Kar Kabinet, The Roundhead Table, Dr. Strangelove & The Mad Bombers, Ding-a-Ling Brothers Three-Ring Circus, Batshit Crazy Bozos, Russian Roulette, Vlad and the Impalers, The Clandestine Klan, The Roundheads, Dr. Strangelove & The Mad Bombers, Dawn of the Brain Dead, The Underlings, The A$$ki$$ers (Michael R. Burch), Trolls Galore (Hillary Clinton,) The Recusants, The Re-Cuss-Ants, Despicable US, KKKnights of the Roundhead Table, The Kings of Unintentional Comedy, Nero and the Fiddlers, Sauron and the Numenoreans, Loki and the Frost Giants, Dr. Evil and the Mini-Me's, Caiaphas and the Sanhedrin, Judas and the Iscariots, Trump's Inner Circle = Trump Sinner Circle, Team Trump, The Slumlords, Sauron and the Numenoreans, Loki and the Frost Giants, Dr. Evil and the Mini-Me's, Caiaphas and the Sanhedrin, The Trench Connection, Team Trump, Diva Donald and the Trumps of Doom

Top Ten Trump Administration Nicknames

The Dick-Tater-Ship
The Hinternationalists (Michael R. Burch)
The Highglanders (Michael R. Burch)
Boys 'R US
The New Yorkers and The New Porkers
Rank Amateurs (emphasis on "rank")
Amateur Hour at the White House
Alternate Reality TV
Celebrity Presidential Apprentice
Kakistocracy (Ryan Lizza)

The Greeks have a word for the emerging Trump Administration: kakistocracy. The American Heritage Dictionary defines it as a “government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.” Webster’s is simpler: “government by the worst people.”—Ryan Lizza in a New Yorker article

Top Ten Trump White House Nicknames

The White Supremacist House
(Michael R. Burch)
The Ogle Office
Den of the Re-Flub-Lycans (Michael R. Burch)
The West Wingnuts and The West Wing Sexual Assault Emporium (Michael R. Burch)
The Oval Ovary Assault Office (Michael R. Burch) and The Ovary Inspection Office (Michael R. Burch)
The Cucksmen (Michael R. Burch)
The Sadly Failing Ameri-can't Government
Hair Hitler and the Whigs (Michael R. Burch)
The Fourth Reich and The Turd Reich
Trump-Pence None the Retcher (Michael R. Burch)

More Trump White House Nicknames: The Smite House, Tindergarden, Cindergarden, Big Rocket Man's Launching Pad, Swamp Full o' Suckers, Putin's Proxies, The AmeriKKKan Kremlin, The Kremlin Connection, KremlinGate, The Putin Support Network, The Kremlin Supply Chain, Russian Roulette, Knights of the Russian Round Table, The Cowering Inferno, Amateur Hour at the White House, Trump and the Grand Teutons, Ding-a-Ling Bozos and the Burn 'Em Gaily Three-Ring Circus, Bozo and the Batshit Krazy Killer Klowns, The Sicko-phants (Michael R. Burch)

Trump Supporter Nicknames

Re-flub-Lycans (Michael R. Burch)
KKK: Kooks, Klowns and Kommissars
The Trump Freak Show (Vogue)
Donald Duck Dynasty
Hicks from the Sticks and Hicks from the Styx
Putin's Puppets and Putin's Poppets
American Grandstand
Collection of Clowns (Steve Bannon)
The Despots
The Trump Enablers
The Eager Overreachers
The Bannonites (They are eager to ban everything good and decent, ASAP)
Regressive Reds
AmeriKlan Idols
Nationalists International

More Trump Supporter Nicknames: Trump Nation, Trumplandia, Trumpzania, AlieNation, Dumb and Dumber, The Deplorables, The Untouchables, Tramps, Trump's Chumps, Chumpanzees, Children of the Corn, The Stepfordians, The Deplorables, The Untouchables, Trumpites, Trumpettes, Trumpeters, Trumpeteers, Trumpists, Trumpies, Trumpanzees, Trumpaholics, Trumptards, Trump's Schlumps, Troglodytes, Trump Junkies, The Walking Brain Dead, Groper Groupies, Sheeple, The Lost, Combover to the Dark Side, The Trump Zone, Hemorrhoidal Has-Beens (Samantha Bee), Tramps, Trump's Chumps, Chumpanzees, Confederacy of Dunces, Con-Fed Dense Men (Michael R. Burch), Trumpniks, Trumpkins, Trumptards, Acolytes of the Beast, the Beastie Boys (and Girls), The Branch Trumpidians, The StormTrumpers, sTrumpettes, Hell on Earth, The Ninth Circle of Hell,
The Motley Crew, The Chosen Eew!

Top Ten Donald Trump Nicknames

The Donald — Ivana Trump (she first used the term in a 1989 Spy Magazine cover story)
Lord Voldemort — Rosie O'Donnell
Golden Wrecking Ball — Sarah Palin (who was NOT trying to be funny!)
The Most Fabulous Whiner — after Donald Trump described himself to CNN's Chris Cuomo as the "most fabulous whiner" who keeps "winning by whining"
Fuckface von Clownstick, Man-Baby, Comedy Entrapment and Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole — Jon Stewart
The White Kanye ― Bill Maher
Short-Fingered Vulgarian — Graydon Carter (a nickname Trump hates because he seems to think it implies that he is under-endowed "down there")
Tiny Hands Trump, Babyfingers Trump and Pixie Fingers Trump — Michael R. Burch (nicknames based on Graydon Carter's nickname above)
Agent Orange — Anonymous
The Trump of Doom — Michael R. Burch (first used in a possibly prophetic Facebook post on September 11, 2015)

Number one, with a bullet: THE ANTICHRIST — by God and the Hebrew prophets — when they spoke of "the Trump of Doom" and a "little horn" were they speaking literally? (For a YUGE slew of 666 connections, see Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?)

Nicknames of Trump's Opponents, Critics and Victims

Robert Mueller nicknames: The Clean Marine (Maureen Dowd), The Patriot (he was awarded a Bronze Star for heroism and a Purple Heart for service in Vietnam), The Straight Shooter (who doesn't miss), The Sharp Shooter, The Investigator, Sherlock Holmes's Smarter Brother, Donald Trump's Worst Nightmare, Trump's Doom (a pun on "the Trump of Doom"), Bobby Three Sticks (his full name is Robert Swan Mueller III), Bobby Cricket, Cricket the Wicket (the III looks like a cricket wicket, and in English slang "cricket" means fair play), The Gold Medalist (he was awarded a gold medal in 1962 for being his school's best athlete), The Martinet, Swan Song (his middle name is Swan and he will hopefully be Trump's "swan song"), Trump's Shadow, My Friend Flipper

John McCain nicknames: Hogan (George W. Bush), The Maverick (Sarah Palin), Crusty McCain (Donald Trump), The Great American Zero (ditto), Trump's McBane, The Passionate POW, Die Hard with a Vengeance (after he rose from his hospital bed to vote down Obamacare repeal), McNasty (his political opponents), McLame (ditto), Punk (ditto), Grandpa Walnuts, The White Tornado, Wacko Bird (Ted Cruz), The Maniac, The McCainiac (after he broke ranks with Trump and the GOP to shoot down the "skinny repeal" of Obamacare), The Skinny Repealer, McShane (after McCain won the shootout with Trump), Songbird

Nancy Pelosi: Petunia, Nails (apparently, she can be soft and hard, as Trump is finding out), Trump's Worst Nightmare (an intelligent woman who's not afraid of him)
Hillary Clinton nicknames: Hill, HRC, The Anti-Trump, #NastyWoman
Adam Schiff nicknames: Shifty (he said Trump has no ideology other than himself, but Democrats can work with him when their interests align)
Tim Kaine nicknames: The Human Sweater Vest (because he's so warm and fuzzy)
James Comey: Homey Comey, Show Me Comey, EZ-Comey-EZ-Goey
Stormy Daniels: The Perfect Storm, Stormy Whether, The Storm Trooper, The Renaissance Porn Star (Ron Jeremy), The Boss (Nina Hartley)
Mira Ricardel: Trump's Bane, Melania's Burden, Tricky Ricardel
Barack Obama: Barry, No Drama Obama
Hillary Rodham Clinton: HRC, Hill, Shrillary, Killary
Bill Clinton: Slick Willie, Bubba, The Big Dog
George H. W. Bush: Poppy, Shrub Senior
George W. Bush: Dubya, Shrub Junior
Jimmy Carter: Jimmy (he was the first American president to officially go by his nickname), The Peanut Farmer
Jeff Flake: Snow Flake (he was actually born in Snowflake, AZ), Flake The Flake (Donald Trump), Jeff Flakey (Trump)
John Kasich: Pope (he wanted to be the pope as a boy), Unit One (his choice for a Secret Service code name), Unit Two (his wife's alternate suggestion!)
Angela Merkel: Kasi, Frau Nein, Frau Europa, Mutti ("Mommy"), Mein Madchen (Helmut Kohl), The Iron Chancellor
John McCain: Hogan (George W. Bush), The Maverick (Sarah Palin), Crusty McCain (Donald Trump), McNasty (his political opponents)
Jason Miller: The Great Communicator, The Strategist, The Genius, The Smart One
Dick Durbin: Dick Turban (Rush Limbaugh)
Rosie O'Donnell: Loser (Donald Trump), Slob (Donald Trump), Fat Pig (Donald Trump), My Nice Fat Little Rosie (Donald Trump), Trainwreck (Donald Trump)
Marco Rubio: The Water Boy, Lightweight Choker (Donald Trump), Little Marco (Donald Trump), Marco "Weak as a Baby" Rubio (Donald Trump), Easy Mark (Donald Trump)
Bob Corker: Liddle Bob Corker (Donald Trump)
Andrew McCabe: The Scapegoat, The Sacrificial Lamb
Jon Tester: High Test
Senator Amy Klobuchar: Minnesota Nice
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Sandy, The Happy Warrior (Kerry Eleved)
Ruth Bader Ginsberg: The Notorious RBG

The seemingly frail Supreme Court Justice didn't miss a day on the bench while undergoing chemotherapy and radiation treatment for colon cancer. Instead, she hired a personal trainer and was soon able to do 20 full pushups at age 80! Later, when Ginsberg had surgery for pancreatic cancer, she still didn't miss any bench time. At age 85 she broke three ribs and had part of her lung removed surgically, but once again she didn't miss any work. The Notorious RBG is one badass Supreme Court Justice!

Ted Cruz nicknames: Felito, Fidelo, Little Fidelo, Castro's Revenge (for the Bay of Pigs), Cohiba (a brand of Cuban cigars), "The Face of God" (Heidi Cruz), "The Second Coming" (Heidi Cruz), Ted Scruz (after allegations that the "devout Christian family man" had affairs with five women, including a prostitute), El Presidente, Terrible Ted Cruz, Wacko Bird (John McCain), Proud Wacko Bird (Ted Cruz himself), Holy Cruzader (Michael R. Burch), The Cruz Controller (Michael R. Burch)

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Expanded Nicknames of Trump's Family, Friends, Cabinet, Lapdogs and A$$ociates

Trump family nicknames: The Brooklyn Hillbullies, Donald Duck Dynasty, Beavis and the Buttheads, Bereave US and the Buttheads, Children of the Corn, The Stepfordians, The KKKardashians, Poor Little Bitch Kids, The Four Norsemen of the Trumpocalypse, The Cold Ones

Republican Party nicknames: G.O.P. now stands for Government of Putin and it is clearly of Putin, by Putin and for Putin. Just follow the funny money, er rubles.

Trump impeachment nicknames: Fall of the House of Lusher, Fall of the House of the Gold Toilet Flusher, Gone with the Hot Air, Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

Trump divorce nicknames: Reality Check Mate, Reality Czech Mate, You're Fired!

Donald Trump nicknames: The Donald, Putin's Puppet, Putin's Poodle, The Brooklyn Bolshevik, Comrade Trumputin, The Russian Mole, Moscow's Useful Fool, Mogul (his Secret Service code name), Agent Orange, The Trump of Doom, The ANTICHRIST

Ivanka Trump nicknames: Ivanka Tramp, Ivanka Wanker, I Wanna Wank Her, Ivanka Spanker, Proxy Wife, Nordic Goddess, Norwegian Wood Inducer, The First Lady-Daughter, The Real First Lady, Mrs. Kushner, Kushner's Crush, Kushner's Cush Toy, Daddy's Little Lapsitter, The Hot One, The Smart One, Michael (after Michael Corleone, "the smart one" in the Godfather movies), Glamorpuss, Princess Royal, Princess Disloyal

Jared Kushner nicknames: The Good Boy (Donald Trump), Little Jared (Ana Navarro), Baby Boy (Ana Navarro), Cushy Kushner, Trump's Little Cushball (Alec Baldwin on SNL), Jarhead, Jared "the Red" Kushner, Jarring Kushner, The Boy Blunder, Little Lord Fauntleroy (Duratti on Daily Kos), The Preppie Neo-Con, Ralph Lauren of Arabia (@ChannelTrump), Jivanka, Jervanka, Ivanka's Krush, Nimrod (Nimrod, the son of Kush, was the founder of Babylon), The Crown Prince of Babble-On, The Neophyte, Jared the Unready, Aide de Kampf (Michael R. Burch), The Warlock, The Preppy Schlep

Tiffany Trump nicknames: Tiff, Wild Card, Trinket, Not Ivanka, M.I.A., P.O.W., The Imprisoned Princess of Trump Tower, The Forgotten Trump, The Unknown Trump, Miss Invisible, The Other Daughter, The Spotlight Shunner, The Anti-Trump, Any Tiff, Tiff Fanny, Fit Fanny, The Calabasas Countess

Marla Maples nicknames: Sap, Sappy, The Orgasmist (she announced to the world that sex with The Donald was her best ever), Georgia Peach (her nickname as a model), The Illusionist (she said that her marriage to The Donald was "built on an illusion"), The Delusionist, The Kabbalahist, Miss Resaca Beach Poster Girl, Miss Hawaiian Tropic, Designing Woman (she appeared on the TV show) 

Barron Trump nicknames: Mini-Donald, Little Donald, Poor Little Rich Boy, Barron von Trump

Melania Trump nicknames: The Slovenian Sphinx (Maureen Dowd), Melania Antoinette, First Babe, Melanoma, The Ice Queen (Gloria Erin Ryan), The Cold One, The Swamp Queen, Tinderella, The Man-Boy Sitter, The Trump Sitter, The Trump Swatter (after she slapped her husband's hand away on an airport runway in Isreal), TerminEX, (ditto), The Black Widow, Pussy Bow (because she wore a "pussy bow" to the St. Louis debate), Double Agent (Christen Clifford suggested that the "pussy bow" was a feminist rebuke of her husband's pussy groping), Agent 69, The Superglamorous Stepford Wife (André Leon Talley), Mater Harry (pun on Mata Hari and Dirty Harry), Eye Candy, KKK (her bra size),  The Apprentice Bride, Bride of Trumpenstein, Muse (her Secret Service code name)

Donald Trump Jr. nicknames: Junior, Dunce Jr., Son of Drumpf, Donald Drumpkopf the Lesser, Ponyboy, Chip Off the Old Blockhead, Fredo Corleone, Frito Corleone, Fraido (because like Fredo he's afraid of his father), The Bedwetter and Diaper Don (because in college he would get drunk, pass out and wet the bed), Public Drunk, Eddie Munster (Kathy Griffin), The Cheapest Gazillionaire Heirhead (People Magazine, after Junior proposed to Vanessa Haydon with a free ring), The Airhead, The Good Boy (Donald Trump Sr.), Nondescript Donnie (because Ivanka got all the attention), Junior Abuser (he came on to women so strong at frat parties "everyone was warned to stay away from Donnie Trump"), The Great White Hunter (he even posed for a picture holding a severed elephant's tail!), Mountaineer (his Secret Service code name)

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Frederick Trump nicknames: Fred, Freddy Freeloader (he overbilled the government on housing projects), Frederick the Not-So-Great, Father of the Beast, The Kingmaker (Fred Trump said that he raised his son to be a "king"), Woody Guthrie's Bane (after the singer-songwriter wrong angry songs about Fred Trump's racism), The Blight Supremacist

Eric Trump nicknames: Eric the Red, Eric the Brain Dead, Eric of Orange, Eric Idle, Mr. Alt-Right, Mr. Roboto, Date Rape (Kathy Griffin), Draco Malfoy, Sonny Corleone, Sonny-Boy, Butthead Trump, Eric the Hysteric, Eric the Cleric, Chip Off the Old Blockhead II, Eric the Unloved, Eric the Loveless, Dunderhead, The Self-Dealer, The Charity Defrauder, The Cancer Necromancer (he has been accused of using a children's cancer "charity" to slip money to himself under the table), Marksman (his Secret Service code name)

"Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets," Donald Trump Jr. told a real estate conference in 2008, "We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia." In 2014, when golf writer James Dodson asked Eric Trump how his father could finance golf courses when American banks were declining to lend money against such assets, he answered: "We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia." So when Trump Sr. claims to have "no dealings" with Russia, he is obviously lying. And Trump Jr. made the purpose of his treasonous Trump Tower meeting with Russian agents crystal-clear when he informed Jared Kushner and Paul Manafort about the covert operation in an email with the subject heading: "Russia – Clinton – private and confidential." Folks, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes or IBM's Watson to figure this one out!

Republican Senator Lindsey Graham: Graham Cracker, Mr. Crackers, Lindsey Grahamnesty (Rush Limbaugh, punning on "amnesty"), Nutjob (Donald Trump), Disgrace (Trump), Crazy (Trump), Flimsy Lindsey, Lindsey Gomez, Senator Grahamnesty (Rush Limbaugh), Stinkball, Bar Rat, Rascal, Squirrely McNutjob, Little Jerk (John McCain), The Fliplomat, Trailer Trash, The Rape Apologist

"This is what you get when you go through a trailer park with a $100 bill."Lindsey Graham, The Rape Apologist, equating women who claim to have been sexually abused with "trailer trash"

Lindsey Graham is the Fliplomat because he once called Trump a “kook,” a “jackass,” “a race-baiting bigot,” and “the most flawed nominee in the history of the Republican Party.” Now he just kisses Trump's a$$ and does his bidding. But perhaps Mr. Crackers will yet prove a prophet because he once predicted: "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed ... and we will deserve it."

National Enquirer publisher David Pecker: Peckerhead, Trump's Pecker Protector, The Dreck Pecker, The Poll Vaulter, Secret Vault Man, Would He Wood Pecker, Woodie, Mr. Hush Money, Trump's A.M.I.go, Mr. Uncredible, Mr. Catch and Kill, The Informant, Dead Man Talking, Pecker Power (Stephen Colbert)

National Security Adviser John Bolton: Dudley Do-Wrong, Captian Fangeroo, The Iraq Hack, The Mad Bomber (he wants to bomb Iran and North Korea), Dr. Strangelove, Duke Nukem, Mr. AmbASSador, PAC-Man, The Spinmaster, The Spinster, Mr. Bolt-on Moustache, Jesse Helms Jr., Bull in a China Shop (Joe Biden), National DisASSter (Jimmy Carter)

Dave Duke nicknames: The Klansman, Mr. KKK, Grand Wizard, Grand Lizard, The Duke of Hurl, The Duke of Churl, Duke Nuke 'Em, Ill Douche, The Nazi of LSU (his college nickname), The Natty Klansman (he favors suits and ties over those traditional white robes), The Dark Knight (he founded the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan), Cuck of the White Supremacist Walk, The Blight Supremacist

Richard Spencer nicknames: The Snazzy Nazi, Retch Hard, The Retard, Dick, The Dick to End All Dicks (and the World), The Village Idiot, The Pillage Idiot, The White Dumbass-ist, The Alt-Right Blight Inciter

Vladimir Putin nicknames: Vova, Abaddon (the Angel of Death), Vlad the Impaler, Vlad the Terrible, Vladula, Pale Moth (his KGB code name), Darth Vladimir, The Kremlin's Grey Cardinal, The Blonde Bond, The Barechested Cossack, Tsarzan, The Puppet Master, Trump's Controller, Pootie-Poot (George W. Bush), Ostrich Legs, Volodya, Khuilo, Huilo, VVP, Platov, Mr. Putin, The BEAST

George Papadopoulos nicknames: Putin's Proxy, Putin's Puppet, Putin's Poppet, Putin's Intermediary, The Matchmaker, The Kremlin Connection, Mr. Moscow, Mueller's Mole, Papa Dope, Dopey, The Greek Geek, The Think Tanker, The Hudson Hawk, Coffee Boy, Coffee Grounds, The Dregs, Low Level, Trump's Cabana Boy, George Cabanadopoulos, George Boyodopoulos

Straight from the jackass's mouth: Russian politician Vyacheslav Alekseyevich Nikonov, a member of the Duma (ruling assembly), said on live TV that U.S. intelligence "missed it when Russian intelligence stole the presidency of the United States."

Vyacheslav Alekseyevich Nikonov nicknames: Eyechart, The Man Who Never Needs to Buy a Vowel, Heel of Misfortune, The Schoolmarm

Sergey Zheleznyak nicknames: Trump's Biggest Booster, The Civilizer of Americans, The Lecturer

Vladimir Zhirinovsky nicknames: The Russian Donald Trump, Count Vladula

Vyacheslav Volodin nicknames: Voodoo, Triple-V, V-Man

Sergey Kislyak nicknames: The Recruiter, The Mole Man, Russia's Top Spy, Trump's Handler, The Impresario, Jabba the Gut, The Pillsbury Diplomat (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")

Sergei Gorkov nicknames: Kushner's Controller, Jared's Russian Sugar Daddy, The Insider, The Financer, Putin's Piggy Banker, Putin's Slush Fund Manager, Putin's Kitty Stroker, Mr. Rublebags, The Kremlin's Crown Prince of Profit, Mr. Vnesheconombank, The VEB of Deceit, The Black Widow

Natalia Veselnitskaya nicknames: Natashe Fatale, Natalia Romanova, Zora the Geek, Octohussy, Hussy Galore, Dishonor Blackman, Shill Masters Son, So Long Dimwit Adios, Bonita Booby Trap, Rink-a-Dink Fink, Blog Cabin Girl, High Jinx, Vesper Sinned, Triple X, Trip Lex, Strawberry Yields, Severance, Domino Downfall, Fredo's Downfall, The Knock-Off, Yet Another Loose End, Blunderball 007, Miss Russian Collusion Fusion, Trump Tower's Favored Immigrant (she is on parole with American Immigration), The Prosecutor's Bride (her nickname in Russia during her marriage to Alexander Mitusov), Miss FSB, Agent 55002 (she worked for FSB Military Unit 55002)

Rinat Akhmetshin nicknames: Boris Badenov, Mr. Con-Fusion, The GRUsome Spook, The Mole, Mr. Counter Intelligence, The Propagandist, Putin's Shadow Lobbyist, The Man in the Shadows, The Shadowist, Trump's Controller, AK-47, The Mercenary, Russia's Gun-for-Hire, The Hacker, The Spy Who Came in from the Cold War, The Double-Speak Agent, The Lobbyist, Rinat of the Oligarchs

Aras Agalarov nicknames: The Mogul, The Oligarch, The Donald Trump of Russia, Azerbijani Aras

Emin Agalarov nicknames: Mogul Lite, Little Mogul, The Azerbijani Eminem

Yury Yakovlevich Chaika nicknames: The Crown Prosecutor, Trump's Elector

Rob Goldstone nicknames: The Gold Digger, The Name Dropper, The Pawn Broker, The Bet-Hedger (he posted a selfie of himself in a pro-Russia shirt hours after Trump was elected president), Nebbish Nero, Chubby Caligula, The Oligarch's Intimate, The Weak Link, Cold Stone Robber

Ivan Timofeev nicknames: Ivan the Terrible, The Director, Director of Russian Internal Affairs

Irakly Kaveladze nicknames: Ike, Putin's Launderer, The Whitewasher, Mr. Magnitsky, The Magnet, The Invisible Man, Comrade Croak US, Hocus Crocus, The Wallflower, The Analyst, The Pawn Broker, Putin's Mike, The Eighth Wheel

Denis Katsyv nicknames: The Launderer, Mr. Moneybags

Anatoli Samochornov nicknames: The Interpreter, The Deep State Contractor

Boris Epshteyn nicknames: Bore Us (his high school nickname), Boris Badenov, Putin's Proxy, The Russian Surrogate, The Rat, The Mole, Moscow's Investment Guru, Frankenstein Epshteyn

Yuri Dubinin nicknames: Trump's Recruiter, Trump's Controller

Natalia Dubinina nicknames: Jail Bait, The Lure, Honey to the Bee

Tevfik Arif nicknames: The Bayrock Schlock Jock

Alan S. Futerfas nicknames: Flutter-Fast, Scumsaver, The Mob's Legal Beagle, Mr. Mob, Mr. Mafia, Russian Red Futerfas, The Pork Avenue Trombonist

Rhona Graff nicknames: The Gatekeeper, Keeper of the Graft, Graff Spree

Jamie Gorelick nicknames: The Dropout, The Licked Lawyer

Abbe Lowell nicknames: Prayer Time, Kushner's Last Line of Defense, The Heavyweight

Peter W. Smith nicknames: The Go-Between, Putin's Procurer, The Hacker Backer

Michael Caputo nicknames: Capo Caputo, Kaputo, Kaput, Kaputz, Mafioso Mike

Trump attorney Marc E. Kasowitz nicknames: Marc the Narc, Snarky Marc, Case o' Wits, Witzless, the Uberlitigator (on his website)

Trump attorney Ty Cobb: The Oatmeal Guy (SNL's Michael Che), Captain Kinder-Zoo (Michael R. Burch), Man Bitten by a Radioactive Wilford Brimley (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Maize, The Cobbler, The Corn Cobbler, The Hobbled Scare Crow, The Hit King, Asleep at the Wheel (Steve Bannon)

Trump attorney John Dowd nicknames: Dowdy Dowd, The Dowager, The Dowdy Dodger, Howdy Dowdy, Porta-John, Asleep at the Wheel (Steve Bannon)

Trump attorney Jay Sekulow nicknames: Jaybird, Jaywalker, Jay "Seek the Low Road" Sekulow, Seek and Destroy Sekulow

Trump foreign policy adviser Joseph E. Schmitz nicknames: The Mercenary, Mr. Blackwater, Mr. Whitewater

Trump counterterrorism expert Walid Phares nicknames: Squalid Walid, The Toad Warrior, The Maronite

Retired Army Lt. Gen. Joseph 'Keith' Kellogg nicknames: Special K, Cornflake

The "Big Six" or "Deep State Six"

Paul Ryan nicknames: Lyin' Ryan, Cryin' Ryan, Paul Pot, Pious Paul, Paul Ruin, Small-Ball Ryan, Beaver Cleaver, Eddie Munster, Alfalfa, Mr. 1%, A-ryan, Brown Nose (he was voted "Biggest Brown-Noser" by his graduating class in 1988), Nana Killer, The Granny Killer, Rathole, Trump's Cheerleader (Dan Rather), Ryan's Hopeless, Gilligan (allegedly this is what Mitt Romney's campaign staff called Paul Ryan behind his back), Blue-Eyed Snidely Whiplash Wannabee, Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver (Esquire), Eddie Haskell's Less Lovable Punk Brother (Michael R. Burch), The Serial Biller

Mitch McConnell nicknames: Fuckface McTurtlebitch, The Turtle (Jon Stewart), Dick Turtle, Mitch the Snitch, Mitch the Bitch, Mitch the Snitch-Bitch, Mitch the Glitch, Mitch the Twitch, Mitch the Shitz, Mitch Switch Bait, Koch Addict (Michael R. Burch), Ditch McConnell, The Ditch Dweller, The Serial Biller (Michael R. Burch), The Zodiac Biller (Michael R. Burch), The Lethal Chipmunk, Venomous Tree Frog

Orrin Hatch nicknames: Orrin Goering, Orrin Moron, Orrin Boring, Borin' Orrin, Boring Snatch, The Snitch Who Stole Healthcare, The Hatchling, Half-Hatched Orrin, Down the Hatch Orrin, Orin Drainpipe, The Albino Weasel, Mucoso, Snorin' Orin (he's older than the hills and needs lots of naptime)

Steve Mnuchin nicknames: Hedge Hog, PAC-man, No-Chin Mnuchin, The Foreclosure King, The Forecloser, The Double-Downer, The Granny Terminator, Dune Messiah, The Honeymooner, The Honey-Mooner (after Mnuchin used a government plane on his honeymoon),The Vulture Crapitalist, Evil John Oliver (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Trump Smoochin' Mnuchin, Revenge of the Turd

Gary Cohn nicknames: Sachs-man, The Goldman Sackman (he's hired, you're fired), Cohn's Disease, A$$hole, Coh-Coh-Nut (Michael R. Burch), The Cohn-vict, Cohn-Tiki, Globalist Gary, CTC (Carbon Tax Cohn), The Government Sacker, The TARP King, Bailout Boy, High Risk, The Risk Taker, Cohn-victed Melonhead, Cohnhead, Carried Interest Cohn (Sam Nunberg), Mr. Goldman Sachs, The Swamp Creature, The Creature from the Orange Lagoon

Kevin Brady nicknames: Colonel Klink, Death Warmed Over, Mean Ways Brady, Mr. Secret Payoff, The SalesTaxMan, The Sales Tax Shaman

The Rest of Trump's Inner Circle and Cabinet

Chief Strategist Stephen K. Bannon nicknames: Populist Hero (by his own Breitbart Schmooze), Acting President Bannon, The Ringleader, The Shadow King (Bannon rules from the Shadows, through Trump), Arsonist-in-Chief, Trump's Torch, My Steve (Donald Trump), Trump's Brain (Elizabeth Williamson), Mr. Alt-Right, Stephen KKK Bannon, Loose Cannon Bannon, Darkness Incarnate, The AmeriKlan Idol, Deceivin' Steven, Darth Vader, Darth Bannon, Sith Lord Bannon, Darth Insidious, Sauron, The Great Manipulator (TIME), The Great Man-Baby-ipulator, The Amerikan Goebbels, The Hunchback of Notre Dame (David Letterman), Deep State Stephen, Supremacist Steve, Gríma Wormtongue, The Doom Messiah, The Alt-Right Ideologue (Elizabeth Williamson), The Bannon Brand Builder (Anthony Scaramucci), Bannon the Barbarian, The Great Boor of Babble-On, The Leninist, Bye Bye Bannon, Banned Bannon, Brat Leaving a Sinking Ship, Bannon Unchained, Nuclear EXplosion, Trump's Eminence Grise (David A. Graham), The Puppet Master, The Puppy Master, The Alt-Right Igniter, The Blight Supremacist, Preexisting Condition (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), The Best-Looking Guy at a Liquor Store (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Street Fighter (Bannon himself), Street Blighter (Michael R. Burch), The Grim Reaper (SNL), The Grime Reaper, Trump's Chief Ideologue (Rosie Gray), Trump's Ideological Id (Ashley Parker), The Id-iot, Trump's Wingman (Bannon himself), The Wingnut Wingman, Ick-arus (pun on Icarus, whose wings melted when he flew too close to the sun), The Hit Man (Bannon says he has a "hit list" of establishment Republicans he intends to take out), The Shit Man, Wrongplan (Newt Gingrich), The Wrongway Banner (Newt Gingrich), The Cannibal (Newt Gingrich)

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I'm a Leninist. Lenin wanted to destroy the state, and that's my goal too. I want to bring everything crashing down, and destroy all of today's establishment.Stephen K. Bannon
Darkness is good. Dick Cheney. Darth Vader. Satan. That's power.Stephen K. Bannon

Kellyanne Conway nicknames: Wrongway Conway (Michael R. Burch), The Spin-Mistress (Bess Levin), Miss Misinformation (Michael R. Burch), The Trump Whisperer (Frank Bruni), The Trump Hisser, Motor Mouth (David Horsey), Smelly Anne Con-Job, Con-Way Twitter, Nutter Consigliere (Jim Newell), The Mercenary (Jim Newell), Vichy (Stephen Romanenghi), Free Agent (Joe Scarborough), Fact-Free Agent (Michael R. Burch), Fatal Attraction (SNL), Fatal Detraction (Michael R. Burch), The Spinster (Michael R. Burch), The Spinstress (Michael R. Burch), Satan's Trophy Wife (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Soulless Cretin (Daily Kos), The Cold One, Snowcone, Alt-Right Barbie

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Joe Scarborough accused Kellyanne Conway of being a "free agent." But he left out a word: Wrongway Conway is a Fact-Free Agent.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions nicknames: Buford T. Injustice, Evil Snoats, Granny Clampett, The Scold, The Hobbit (Trevor Noah), Bill Dough Baggins (Michael R. Burch), Dildo Baggins, Forest Gnome (Stephen Colbert), The Keebler Elf, The Feebler Elf, Darth Leprechaun (Michael R. Burch), Darth Yoda, Nervous Tick (Conan O'Brien), Kangaroo Court Sessions, Hessian Sessions, Secessionist Sessions, Rushin' Sessions, Stressin' Sessions (Elizabeth Harris Burch), Stonewall Sessions, Jefferson "No Regard" Sessions (his full name is Jefferson Beauregard Sessions), Bo Retard, Recess Sessions, Detour-ney General, Perjurer General, Round-a-Bout Bubba, Nuts (Donald Trump), Shirknado (Michael R. Burch), Shirknerdough, The Blight Supremacist, The Turnip of Hate (Stephen Colbert), Squirrely Sessions, The Shrew, Trump's Attack Hamster, Flighty Mouse, Smitey Mouse, Albino Smurf (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Shocked Grandma (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Cloverleaf Pixie (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Doll carved from an apple (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Possum Boy

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Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker nicknames: Homer Wimpson (Michael R. Burch), Shit Taker (Michael R. Burch), Welcome Matt (Michael R. Burch), Fake A.G. (Neal Katyal), Matt Overwhelmed (pun on Matt Helm)

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Attorney General nominee William P. Barr nicknames: Ironslide, Raymond Barr, Human Hefty Garbage Bag, Pound Cake, H.R. Puff-n-Stuff, Enabler General, The Lawless A.G., Robber Baron, Slobber Baron, The Grand Collusionist, Katey Barr the Door, The Barrister, Mr. "In for a penny, in for a pound"

Budget Director and White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney nicknames: Right-Wing Nutjob (a nickname he embraces), Hard Duty, The Temp, Mr. Moneybags, Trump's Enabler, Mick the Prick, Mick the Vain, Whether Vane Mick, Insane Mulvaney, The Mick, Mickey Mouse, The White House Chief of Graft (Michael R. Burch), Graft Spree, The Zookeeper, Kindergarten Cop, Kindergarten Kop, Trump's Nanny Boo-Boo, Mary Poppins, The Hobbit, Keebler Elf, Chipmunk Cheeks, Third Strike, Bottom of the Barrel, Mr. CFPB, The Shutdown Caucuser, The 7 Million Dollar Man (due to a shady real estate deal), Mr. Pay-to-Play

In April 2018, Mick Mulvaney told a room of banking industry executives and lobbyists that as a Congressman he refused to take meetings with lobbyists unless they contributed to his congressional campaigns. Mr. Pay-to-Play said: "If you are a lobbyist who never gave us money, I did not talk to you. If you are a lobbyist who gave us money, I might talk to you."

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Secretary of State Rex Tillerson nicknames: SOS, Rexit, T-Rex, Rexosaurus, T-Wrecks, Br'er Rex, Rex Drillerson, Rex Shillerson, Rex Killerson, Rex Billerson, Mr. Rublebags, Putin's Puppet, Putin's Rasputin (Michael R. Burch), Rexputin, Putin's Right Hand Man, The Russian Gold Medalist (Putin awarded him Russia's Order of Friendship), The Invisible Man, Secretary of Wait (Michael R. Burch), Secretary in State (Michael R. Burch), Deep State Secretary, Deep State Wrecks, Deep Shock, Deep Throat, Deep Moat, Deep Loot, the Secretary of Stating the Obvious (after Tillerson called Trump an Effin' Moron), Grandpa You Don't Visit (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer nicknames: Scary Spicer (Elizabeth Harris Burch), Vanilla Spice, Vanilla Spicer, Sean Sphincter (College Voice), The Hedgehog and The Hedge-Dodger (after Spicer hid behind a hedge to avoid reporters), Spittler, Shitler, Twitler, The Holocaust Apologist, The Mouthpiece (David Horsey), Spicy, Motor Mouthpiece, Sean "the Truth Icer" Spicer, Sean "Dawn of the Dead" Spicer, Spokestoady, Spokestwit, Spokestot, Spokesboy, Spokestoddler, Spokestool, Spokesmoron, Spokesliar, Spokeswhiner, Press Reagent, Full Court Press, The Tass A$$, Tass Light, The Tass-manian Devil, Amerikan Goebbels, Wormtongue, Sinister Spice, Little Tattletale Teller, Sauerkraut Spicer, Five Alarm Spicer, The S**t Spicer, Tokyo Rose, Spastic Spicer, Trump's Human Twitter Feed, The Baghdad Bobblehead, Spiced Whiner, Spiced Lice, The Slime Spreader, Skippy, Old Spice, The Depressing Press Secretary, Former Press Secretary, The High Wire Liar, Dumb Spice, The Angry Inch Worm (he's really angry and short), Sean Spiceless, Sean Spineless, The Spice of Death, Undearly Departed, Sean "the Walking Dead" Spicer, Sean of the Undead, Ghost Derider, The Pope Stalker (meeting the Pope was "all that he wanted"), Melissa McCarthy (so-called by his replacement Anthony Scaramucci), Bleached Minion (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")

Director of Strategic Communications Hope Hicks nicknames: Hopeless Hicks, Tricky Hicky, Hicks from the Sticks, Hicks from the Styx, The Hickster, Huckster Hicks, Hopester (Donald Trump), Hopie (Donald Trump), Dopey Hopie, Hopie-Changey, Hippy Hicks, Hipster Hicks, The Female Scaramucci, SMU-amucci, The Hiltzik Strategist, The Novice, The Duper Model (she modeled for the Ford modeling agency and Ralph Lauren), Souvenir from Trump Tower, The Gatekeeper, The Grate Keeper, The Trump Enabler, The Loyalist, The Trump Whisperer, The Press Dreck-etary

White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci nicknames: The Mooch, Scary Scaramucci, Scarface, Scarecrow, Scare Monkey, The Scaremonger, Scare-a-Douche, Loose Lips Scaramucci, Sicko-Fancy, Scary Spice II, The Moocher, Smooch, The Smoocher, The Mooch Smooch (Trevor Noah), A$$ki$$er (Michael R. Burch), The Brownnoser, Trump's Proctologist, The Hyperactive Hedge Hog, Two-Faced Scaramucci, The Lie Bridger (he started a company called SkyBridge Capital), The Goldman Sucks Crapitalist, Das Kapitalist, The Tweet Deleter, High C-Note Tony, Little Tony Soprano (Michael R. Burch), The 'Do-Wop, Little Tony Tutone (he has cornered the world markets for bronzer and hair gel), The Human Pinky Ring (Seth Myers), Human Cocaine (SNL), The A$$a$$in (he expressed a desire to personally "kill" leakers over a leaked dinner list!), DIP-pity-'Do (Michael R. Burch), The Grate Communicator, Trump's Plagiarist, Trump's Echo, Trump's Mini-Me, The Incredible Shrinking Spokesman (Michael R. Burch), Spokestoady, Shark Dressed Man-Boy, Trump's Buoy

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Jason Miller nicknames: The Great Communicator, The Strategist, The Genius, The Smart One (he turned down the job of Trump communications director)

Trump campaign national spokesperson Katrina Pierson nicknames: Hurricane Katrina, Miss Misinformation, Miss Spokestoady, The Holey Cruzader (she backed Ted Cruz before Trump), Miss Teapot (she is a Tea Party advocate), The Welfare Princess, The Unemployment Queen, Miss PACman, Miss Pure Breed, Kit Kat, The Blight Supremacist

White House press aide Michael Short nicknames: The Short Timer (he resigned quickly after Scaramucci was hired by the Trumpageddon administration), The De-press-ed Aide, Short Circuit

Mike Huckabee nicknames: Judas, Huckster Huckabee, Huckleberry Spin, Huckmaster General, Huck Fuckabee, Huck Upchuck, Hick Muckabee, The Muckster, Brother Smother, Tax Hike Mike, Triple Wide, Duck Hunter, Uncle Sugar (he once said that the only reason women voted for Democrats was because Uncle Sugar promised to pay for their birth control), Gomer Pile On

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy nicknames: Phony Baloney (he censured Steve King after donating 10K to his campaign), Mr. Malaprop, Non-Speaker of the House, Kevin “Loose Lips Sink Ships” McCarthy, The New McCarthyism, Junior

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders nicknames: Kentucky Fried, Sarah Suckup, Sarah Suckabee, The Succubus, Miss Huckster, Basic Atrocity, Women's Fibber, Sister Smother, Gomer Pile On, The Gomerette, Elmira Gantry, Elvira Gantry, Possum Queen, Spokestoady, The Spinstress, Cruella de Vile, Hick Morticia, Elvira Mistress of the Trailer Park, Miss Deliverance, Miss Devil Rants, Miss HarkandSaw, Miss Little Roc, Miss Pine Bluff, Blunder Woman, Slimy Sellout, Train Wreck, Miss Derailment, Faux News Vixen, Lil' Spice, Less Seasoned Spice, Spiced Rack, Trump's Dishonor Guard, Keeper of the Shame, Keeper of the Slime, Ante Bell Mum, The Funny Farm Schoolmarm, Miss Manners (she said it was "highly inappropriate" to debate a four-star general, even when he's obviously wrong), The Pig Hollow Wallower

Paul Manafort nicknames: The Count, Count Drekula (Michael R. Burch), Bad Data, The Uber-Lobbyist (David Catanese), Moscow Man, Putin's Revenge, Yanukovych's Yankee Yanker, The Russian Lobbyist-in-Chief, American Mole, The Ultimate Insider, Knuckles, Steamroller, The Six Million Ruble Man, The Monetizer, Man-Baby-a-Fort, Man-a-fort Dix (sexual pun intended), Man-a-fort Leavenworth, Manafort Tax Dodge, Manafort Leavenworthless, Unmanafort, Inmate #666, Flipper, Man O'War, Manowhore, Man a Fart, Count Chocula

Rick Gates: Prison Gates, Rick Grates, Rick "Gates of Hell," Hot Water Gates, The Walking Dead (Trump's staff), Mueller's Bitch, The Canary, The Stoolie

White House lawyer Ty Cobb claimed that "it would be truly shocking" if Paul Manafort had "tried to monetize his relationship with the president." But why would that be so shocking, when Trump himself has blatantly monetized the presidency?

Roger Stone nicknames: Roger Rabid (Michael R. Burch), Dirty Trickster (Elizabeth Burke), Roger the Artless Dodger, Professional Lord of Mischief, State of the Art Sleazeball, Boastful Black Prince of Sleaze, Roger "Glands of Stone," Ratf*cker, The Most Dangerous Person in America Today (The Village Voice)

Secretary of Homeland Security and White House Chief of Staff General John F. Kelly nicknames: General Alert, Red Alert, Hobo, The Hitcher, The Freight-Hopper (he hopped trains in his youth), The Turncoat (since he would now deport other hobos and hitchers), The White House Chief of Graft (Michael R. Burch), Elegant John Kelly (Donald Trump, no idea why), G.I. John, Get Mo' Gitmo, Gitmo Money, The Gitmo Get-Go, The ICE Man Cometh, Mr. Mass Deporter, Kelly Greenbuck$, Triple K Kelly, Jean Claude Killy (in his last Pentagon new conference Kelly said it would be "good" to kill), Killer Kelly (Donald Trump's pet nickname for his favorite neo-CON), Moonshine, The Moonshiner ("My first time overseas was taking 10,000 tons of beer to Vietnam!"), The QuantiCON, The House Sitter (he claimed that terrorism is so prevalent that Americans would sit at home and never leave if they knew the truth!), The Wallflower (he doesn't understand why some Americans don't want to join in his dance of death and destruction), Trump's Death Star, Kelly's Zeroes, Reince and Flush Kelly, The Four-Star Flusher, Bergdahl's Savior (he helped facilitate the exchange of Bowe Bergdahl for five Taliban prisoners), The Zookeeper, The Lion Tamer (but can anyone restore order to the White House zoo when the Lyin' King is on the rampage?), The Terminator (but will he terminate Trump's term as president?), Clean Slate Kelly, The Prick Evictor, The Travel Banner, Ruse Banner, Lindsey Graham's Cracker, McCaul's Hispanic Mauler, The Long Mauler, Trump's Rommel, Church Lady (by disaffected White House staffers), The Serial Face Palmer (Kelly repeatedly placed his face in his hands while Trump ranted about "totally destroying" North Korea and 25 million people), John "Answer the Telly" Kelly (Allan Ishac)

Acting Secretary of Homeland Security Elaine Duke nicknames: The Duke of Hurl (after she said hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico was a "really a good news story" for the Trump administration), Duke Nukem, The Star (Donald Trump), The Shooting Star

White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus nicknames: Reince-y (Donald Trump), Reince "and Flush" Priebus, Follywood (after Priebus advised Trump to resign when the Access Hollywood "genital groper" tapes became public), Rinse Penis, Rinse Priapus, Prince Penis, Prince Precipice, Prince Rhesus, Prince Rebus, Princess Reba, RNC PR BS (by removing all vowels), E Priebus Loonum, "Rinse Twice and Spit" Priebus, Prince Precipitous, Rancid Rinse, Rancid Penis, Rinse Repeat, The Mincing Prince, Rimjob Precipuss, The Paranoiac (Anthony Scaramucci), The Fucking Paranoid Schizophrenic (Anthony Scaramucci), Undearly Departed, Smearly Departed, Snidely Whiplashed (Michael R. Burch), Reinced and Spat Out Priebus, Recently Reinced Priebus, AWOL (Absent Without Love), The Scapegoat, Trump's Whipping Boy, Trump's Reince-Headed Stepchild, Trump's White House Piñata, The Former White House Chief of Graft (Michael R. Burch), Penis Rice A Roni (Stephen Colbert alter ego)

National Security Adviser General Herbert Raymond McMaster nicknames: Master of Disaster, McMonster, McMasher, H.R., H.R. Huff'n'Puff, H.R. Disaster, Bannon's Banisher, The Iconoclast General, Ray of Blight, Herbie the Shove Bug, The Beer Salesman (Donald Trump, because he wore cheap suits)

Director of National Intelligence Daniel Ray Coats nicknames: Daniel in the Lyin' Den (Michael R. Burch), Rushin' Red Coats, Dan "the Russian Redcoats are Coming!" Coats, Reagan's Ray Gun, Dan Coots, Dan in Cahoots with Trump-Putin, Mr. Do Ask Do Tell

Trump foreign policy adviser Carter Page nicknames: Stranichkin (Russian for "little page"), The Window Dresser, Putin's Page Boy, Putin's Pimp, Putin's Apologist, Moscow's Brazen Apologist (Michael Isikoff), Trump's Moscow Mystery Man (Julia Ioffe), The Russian Mole, The Gazprom Greaser, Blank Page, Who? (Corey Lewandowski, Politico, Bill Browder and other Real Experts on Russia), Mr. Irrelevant, The Kompromat (an FBI warrant application)

Sarah Palin Nicknames: Sarah Barracuda (her high school nickname), Sarahcudda, Shirknado (Michael R. Burch), Caribou Barbie, Half-Baked Alaskan, Mooselini, Moose-o-lini, Weepin' 'n' Wailin' Sarah Palin (Michael R. Burch), The Wasilla Gorilla or Gurlilla or Gurlzilla, The Roughed Rogue, The Original Material Girl (because she provides Stephen Colbert so much comedy materiel), Klondike Kardashian, Klondike Dike, Blunder Woman, Sarah Stoopid, Bible Spice, The Ungreat Whore of Babble-On, The Great Boor of Babble-On, The Wasilla Hillbilly, The Wasillabilly, The Tundra Twit, Sarah Failin', Failin' Palin, Bailin' Palin, Half-Governor, The Moosiah Pit Bull in Lipstick (according to herself), Ramboner, Rambette, Trumpette, Saint Sarah of Wasilla, Sarah Pipeline, Sarah Punchline, Vampy, The Killa from Wasilla, The Quitter from Wasilla, Money Boo-Boo, Sarah Shakes-Spear (because she is so warlike and compared herself to Shakespeare when she coined a new word, "refudiate"), Sarah Crosshairs, Sarah Triggerfinger, Mama Grizzly, Palin-Drone, Chick Cheney, Sarah Stalin, Snark Shark, Moose MILF, The Alaska Disasta, Snowjob Squareglasses, Post Turtle, McCain's Bane, FrankenPalin, Northern Overexposure, Nightmayor, Miss Iquitarod, Irate Ingrate, Miss Wonker Bonker, Sarah Scareya, Lady Gagya, Sarah Sarin, Tri-Sarah-Tops, Sarah Snowgrifter, Sarah Snowjob, The Boreal Narcissus, The Blight Supremacist

Bristol Palin nicknames: Brisket® (the ® because she registered her name as a trademark!), Brisquet, Bras Tool, Barstool, Bristhole, Brissie, Bristie, Brissypants, Bitchol, Pigstool Grifter Jr.

Meghan McCain nicknames: Soylent Blonde, SoyBlo, Meghan McBane

Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch nicknames: Darth Evader, Goldman Sachs' Rubber Stamp, A$$hole, The Unjust Justice, The Grinder (for grinding ordinary Janes and Joes under the crushing wheels of corporations), The Greek Geek, Fratboy, FIJI-boy and the Fraternizer (for defending his college frat against charges of date rape)

Bill O'Reilly nicknames: Shill O'Reilly, Bull O'Really, Bill O'Goods, The Spin Zone Doctor, The Spin Doktor, The Spin DoKKKtor, Papa Bear (Stephen Colbert), Mr. Sexual HarA$$ment, Sex Beast, Sexual Predator, The Permanent Vacationer, Big O (George W. Bush), Podzilla (since his new medium will be podcasts)

Corey Lewandowski nicknames: Gory Corey, Mr. Assault and Battery, The Lobbyist, Never-Elected (he received a whopping 7 votes in his first election campaign and never won an election), The Wand of Death

Vice President Mike Pence nicknames: Trump's Poodle (George F. Will), Ashen Weasel (John Oliver), Past Tense Pence (Allan Ishac), The Unholy Crusader, Hoosier (his Secret Service code name), Limbaugh on Decaf (Pence), Cuddles, Trumpence None the Retcher (Michael R. Burch), Sick Pence None the Retcher (Michael R. Burch), Tuppence, Spence for Hire, Spencer Racy, Silver Faux Fox, Ramrod, The Mad Monk, Mr. Conversion Therapy, Out of the Loop Dupe (USA Today), The Disunionist, Mike Pensive, Deep Veep (wading deep in s**t, that is), The Bleep Veep, The Creep-Veep, The Veep Creeping in Search of a Spine, The Foxhole Huddler, The Fence Sitter, Dense Pence, Senseless Pence, Fat Termite, Miss-Spence Youth, Mike Penis, Mike "Get Thee Hence" Pence, THE VICEROY, The Vice-Boy, The Vice Antichrist

"What is it about Mike Pence that no one ever tells him anything?" — David Axelrod

Karen Pence nicknames: Hummingbird (her Secret Service code name), Ms. Pensive, Ms. Vice

Secretary of Energy Rick Perry nicknames: Crotch (because he wore tight jeans and "adjusted" himself often), Dumba$$, Secretary of the Department of Oops! ("Whazzat I run? Duh, I forget!"), Rick Fairy, Rick Unfairy, Rick Moronic, Rick Moreanus, Texas Toast, Perry Masonic, Perry Moronic, The Brand Perry, The Bland Perry, The Gland Perry

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos nicknames: Cruella DeVos, Cruella DeVile, Diva DeVos, DeVile DeVos, DeVoid DeVos, Devolution DeVos, Wetsy Betsy, Betsy Dross, The Education Terminator, Madame DeVoucher, The Segregationist (Randi Weingarten pointed out that private school vouchers are "only slightly more polite cousins of segregation"), The Semi-Polite Slighter (Michael R. Burch), The Chalk Closet Racist, Ditzy DeVos (Donald Trump), The Do Harm Schoolmarm, Bad Teacher

Secretary of the Treasury Steve Mnuchin nicknames: Hedge Hog, PAC-man, No-Chin Mnuchin, The Foreclosure King, The Forecloser, The Double-Downer, The Granny Terminator, Dune Messiah

Secretary of Defense James Mattis nicknames: Mad Dog, Warrior Monk, Mad Monk, Chaos (his very ironic call-sign), The Adult in the Room, Kindergarten Cop, Mr. Nanny, Nanny McFee, Scary Poppins, The Last Guardrail, The Lyin' King Tamer, The Trump Tamer

Former Secretary of Defense Mike Flynn nicknames: Dr. Strangelove, In Like Flynnt, Red Flynnstone (Michael R. Burch), "Flynn Facts," Putin's Pawn, Amerika's Angriest General, Flynnskint, Red Flynn, The Canary (because he's about to sing like one), Huckleberry Din

Michael G. Flynn nicknames: Dr. Strangelove Jr., Red Flynnstone Jr. (Michael R. Burch), Red Flynn Jr., The Junior Canary (because he's about to sing like one), Informer Jr., Huckleberry Din Jr., Tebow Lite, Trump Fan II

Secretary of Agriculture George Ervin Perdue III nicknames: Sonny, Ophie Junior (his mother's name was Ophie), The Rainman (he once "prayed up a storm" pleading for rain)

Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke: Rinky-Dink Zinke, Shreddy Roosevelt (Michael R. Burch), The Bozeman Bozo, The Knife Collector, On-the-Blink Zinke, Blinky, Blinky Zinke, Hinterlands Warrior, Secretary of the Hinterior, The Beagle Scout (Zinke appeared at a Trump event in his eagle scout uniform), The SOFA Commando (Special Operations Fraud & Anarchy)

Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross nicknames: Ross Rothschild (he worked for N. M. Rothschild & Sons), The Bankruptcy King, Wilbur Wrong Force, Heavens to Betsy Ross, The Vulture Crapitalist, Chief Ross

Secretary of Labor Andrew Puzder nicknames: Putz Puzder, Colonel Klink, CKE-n Little, The Wage Terrorist, The Wage Deflator, The Lowballer, The Burger-Bikini Baron, Randy Andy

Secretary of Labor Alexander Acosta nicknames: Alex, Dean, Trump's Token Hispanic, The Exile (his parents are Cuban refugees)

Secretary of Health & Human Services Tom Price nicknames: Sky-High Price, Pricey Tom, The Leer Jetter, Optics-Con, Tom Sellout, Tom Thumb, Tom "Profit More" Price, The Amerikan Mengele, One Man Death Panel, The Six Million Dolor Man, Tom "Wait until you see the whites of their ayes" Price, Tom "the Price is Your Life"

Secretary of HUD Ben Carson nicknames: Psychopath (Donald Trump), HUD Ornament (Michael R. Burch), Carsonoma (Michael R. Burch), Crazy Ben Carson, Dummy (his childhood nickname), Eli (his Secret Service code name), One Nation (his choice for a Secret Service code name)

Secretary of Veterans Affairs David Shulkin nicknames: Skulkin' Shulkin (Michael R. Burch), The Designated Survivor

Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao nicknames: Mrs. Mitch McConnell, Tiger Wife (Stuart Bloch), Madame Secretary, Fireworks, Short Fuse, Madame Chaos

Deputy Attorney General Dana J. Boente nicknames: Deputy Dawg, Trump's Lapdog, Barney Fife, Goober, The Decoy

Deputy Attorney General Rod J. Rosenstein nicknames: Rosey Red, Russian Red, Red Rod, Rowdy Roddy Fib-Piper

UN Ambassador Nikki Haley nicknames: Political Prostitute (Kim Jong Un), Hurricane Haley, Trump's Hatchet Lady, Darlin' Nikki

EPA Director Scott Pruitt nicknames: Hot Air Buffoon, The Possum (his college nickname), Polluting Pruitt, Big Oil's Poster Boy, Tar Baby, Tsar Baby, Tarball, The Freakin' Fracker, The FracKing, King Frack

Trump's Allies, Supporters, Henchmen, Associates and Lapdogs

Luther Strange nicknames: Big Luther, Lyin' Luther Strange, Strange But Untrue, Strange Brew, Strange Bro', Dr. Strangelove, The Big Bunny (his college nickname), Lex Luther, The Runoff King, The Bathroom Detective, Strange LLC (his law firm), The Transgender Rearender and Exxon Defender

Judge Roy Moore nicknames: Sludge Roy Moore, Mr. Ten Commandments (Moore said: “My duty is to uphold God’s law” and he constantly touted the Ten Commandments), The "Hanging" Judge (four women have accused Moore of "letting it all hang out" by dating and buying them alcohol when he was in his thirties and they were teenagers), Mr. Tighty Whities (one girl, age 14 at the time, said Moore gave her drinks, left the room, then returned wearing only "tight white" underwear and tried to seduce her), Playboy Roy, The Sludge, Rob Roy, The Sandbagger (he was so unpopular in the military, he slept on sandbags to protect himself from grenades he feared would be thrown under his cot by soldiers under his command!), Captain America, Captain Shamerica (his troops hated him), The Ten Commandments Judge (Sara Palin), Fruit Salad (his college professor Clint McGee called Moore "the most mixed-up" student he'd ever taught!), Fruit Loops (for his circular "thinking"), Doofus (his West Point classmates), The Supreme Deplorable

“Judge Roy Moore was deplorable before it was cool to be deplorable!”Weepin' 'n' Wailin' Sara Palin 

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Trump spokesperson, surrogate, "fixer" and attorney Michael D. Cohen nicknames: The Cohenhead, Mr. Creepypants (after he posted a picture of his college-age daughter in very sexy black lingerie), Edgy Segue (pun on Edie Sedgwick, after Cohen explained that his daughter was following in the footsteps of Edie Sedgwick, an "It Girl" and Andy Warhol "youthquaker" who was frequently photographed in skimpy undies), The Stormy Trooper (since he "facilitated" a 130K payoff to porn star Stormy Daniels), Stormy Whether, Screw Tape

Kirill Dmitriev: Killer Kirill, Mr. Back Channel, The Go-Between

George Nader: Unsafe at any Speed, Mr. Backdoor, George of the Bungle, Darth Nadir

Erik Prince: The Prince of Darkness, The Black Prince, The Dark Night, Creature from the Blackwater Lagoon, The Mercenary, Soldier of Misfortune, The Envoy, Trump's Surrogate, Erik the Red, Erik the Terrible, Prince Uncharming

Sebastian Gorka nicknames: Gorky Park, Dorky Park, Borat, The Irregular, The Mad Hungarian, The Hun, The Incredible Shrinking "Expert" Witness, The Trump Hisser, Snake in the A$$, Sayonara Gorka, The Lockout (Gorka was reportedly locked out of the White House), DNA (Do Not Admit), The Pariah, The Fringe

Sherriff Joe Arpaio nicknames: Hitler (his nickname among his tent concentration camp inmates), Shitler, Twitler, Wyatt Twerp, Wyatt TARP, Joe Pa Payola, Joe Paternal, Boss Hogg, Big Pig, The Maricopa Madman, Captain James Tiberius Jerk, Colonel Klink, Officer Loco, Wiley E. Peyote, Lawrence of Insania, Pale Tonto, Paleface, Prickzilla Queen of the Desert, The Sidewinder, The Vigilant Vigilante, Red Carpet Joe, Publicity Hound, The Celebrity Schmoozer, Joe Press Release, Hard-Core Joe, Joe Posse, The Albino Possum, The Blight Supremacist, Poncho and Hefty, Paunchy & Hefty, Generalissimo Joe Arpaio, America’s Toughest Sheriff, Chain Gang Charlie, The Shurf (how he pronounces his job title), The ICE Man Cometh, The Clown Sherriff, Sherriff Scumbag, Nickel-Bag Joe (because "no bust is too small"), The Windmill Tilter, America’s Most Expensive Sheriff, Bossman, The Trump Whisperer, The Trump Hisser, The Circus Barker, Joe Blackjack, Joe Nightstick

Omarosé Onée Manigault: Omarosa, Pondarosa, Ass-O-Rama, Assorama, The None-Celebrity Apprentice (Piers Morgan), Fired, The Firee, The Trump Hisser, The Trump Trigger, Trump's Brown Sugar, The Nasty TV Villain (TV Guide), Piers Morgan's Bane, Affirmative Auction, The Whistleblower

Matt Boyle nicknames: The Boil, Fever Blister, Boiling Mad Matt, The Breitbartian, The Barbarian

Mike Cernovich nicknames: Juicebro, The Conspiracy Theorist, The Rape Apologist, Mr. Alimony, Gorilla Mindset, Girl-Ill-a Mind-Sweat, Gorilla in our Midst, Cuck of the Walk

Chair of the House Oversight Committee Jason Chaffetz nicknames: Chaff, Chaffy, Chaff-Lips, Chipmunk, Chipmunk Cheeks, Cheeky, Chip, No-Tell Hotel Chaffetz, Grandstanding Charlatan (Heather Digby Parton), Jason "Putin on the Ritz" Chaffetz, (Michael R. Burch), Jason and the Ego-Nuts (Michael R. Burch), Half-Assed Chaffetz, Seductive Beaver Mascot (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")

House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes nicknames: Known-Nothing Nunes, Numbnuts Nunes, Devin Devil, Deep State Devin, Nanu Nanu Nunes, See-no-Evil-Hear-no-Evil-but-sure-as-hell-embrace-Evil Nunes

Congressman Dana Rohrabacher: Putin's Favorite Congressman, Putin's Apologist, Putin's Proxy, Assad's AmeriKlan Ally, Dana the Red, Red Dana, Dirty Dana 
SEC Chairman Walter J. Clayton nicknames: Jay, Jaybird, The Bailout King, The Wall Street Jaywalker, Goldman Sacks Washington, Hatin' Clayton

Trump donor Robert Mercer nicknames: Hedge Hog, PACman, Dark Money, The Megadonor, Merciless Mercer, Ming the Merciless, The Cluster Fucker, The Quant King, The Money Man, The Cat Talker, Bob, The Vulture Crapitalist

Trump donor Rebekah Mercer nicknames: Bekah, Bekah Bilker, Bannon's Backer, The Whiny Hellcat

Director of the National Economic Council Gary Cohn nicknames: Sachs-man, Cohn's Disease, A$$hole, Con Tiki, Globalist Gary, The Government Sacker, The Risk Taker, The TARP King, Bailout Boy

Legislative Affairs Assistant to the President Marc Short nicknames: Short of the Marc, Shortstop, Shortcut, Koch Addict, Koch Lite, The A$$-istant, Dark Money Marc, Junior Asshole, Short Attention Span Marc, The Dark Money Operative

Comptroller of the Currency nominee Joseph Otting nicknames: Outed Otting (after he claimed to have a degree from Dartmouth that Dartmouth doesn't even offer), "Leave it to Otter" Joe

Felix Sater nicknames: The Satyr, The Margarita Assassin, Felix Satyr, Red Felix, The Hudson on Moscow (Sater worked on plans to build a Trump Tower in Moscow), The Red Turk, Switchblade, The Knife Fighter, The Bar Fighter, (Sater went to prison for stabbing a man in a bar fight), The Boy Scouter, The Trump Manager

Felix Sater wrote in an email to Trump attorney Michael Cohen: "Our boy can become president of the USA and we can engineer it. I will get all of Putin's team to buy in on this, I will manage this process."

Willard Mitt Romney nicknames: Bishop Romney, The RomneyBot, Plastic Man, Bain in the Ass (David Letterman's #1), King of Bain (Newt Gingrich), Mitt the Twit (The Sun of London, Rupert Murdoch), Mitt the Unfit, Mr. Magical Undies, The Stench (allegedly what Paul Ryan calls Romney behind his back), Willard, The Willard Mechanism, His Willardness

Rick Santorum nicknames: Pope Sanctimonious I, Rick Satan, Prick Sanatorium, Insanatorium  Rooster, Rooster Fogburn, Frothy

Chris Christie nicknames: Christie Kreme, The Illsbury Dough-Boy, The Cookie Monster, Big Boy (George W. Bush), Pork Chop, Pork Dork, Porky Pine, Porko Vallarta, Don Qui-Hefty, Enormes Pantalones, Pufferfish, Trueheart (his choice for a Secret Service code name), Trump's Cream Puff, "Beached" Whale, Beach Boy, The New Jersey Sunblocker, Cripsy Christie, Corpus Christie, Sammiches, Governor Sammiches, Crispy Creme, Boca Rotundo, Dios Meatball, Cinco De Mayonnaise, Lap-Bandito, Chiportly, Gringo Con Carne, Dos Neckis, The Love Gov., MAN WITH A KLAN (The New Yorker), Heroic Deputy (Christie was hailed as Trump's "Heroic Deputy" by the Daily Stormer, a neo-Nazi website that endorsed Trump)

Ann Coulter nicknames: AnnThrax, Ann the Man, Coultergeist, Beltway Barbie, Yardsale Barbie (Tina Fey), Cuckoo Coulter, Tranny Annie, The Jew Perfecter, Goebbels with Tits, Aryan Ann, Master Plan Ann, Disaster Plan Ann, Rush Limbette, Mann Coulter, Chairman Ann, Acting President Coulter, Ann Coltrear, Ann Cunter, That Conservative Female Douche, Man-Hands, Banshee, Wicked Witch of the West, Ann Hitler, Uber Bitchette, I-don't-care-about-the-Jews Barbie, Psycho-Bitch, Just Plain Stupid, Miss Deliverance, Basic Instinct, Basic Din Stink, Basic Atrocity, The Airplane Rosa Parks (Trevor Noah, after her Delta Airlines twitter rampage), The American Voltaire, Giraffe Girl, Border Wall Bimbo, Colt 34D (allegedly her bra size, but a man would have to drink a helluva lot of Colts to want to verify that claim)

Laura Ingraham: Loopy Laura, Ingrasham, The High Priestess of Hate (Huffpost), The Pundette, The Spinster, The Spinstress, Miss Misinformation, Right Angle

Kellyanne Conway, Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham are known collectively as the Pundettes.

Jeb Bush nicknames: Tortoise (George W. Bush), Joyful Tortoise (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Low Energy (Donald Trump), Eveready (Jeb's retort to Trump when asked to pick his Secret Service code name), Veto Corleone, The Bushmaster, Bush League, Gator

Carly Fiorina nicknames: Chainsaw Carly (for all the jobs she cut at HP and Compaq), Golden Parachutress, The Anti-Hillary, Secretariat (her choice for a Secret Service code name)

John Kasich nicknames: Pope (he wanted to be the pope as a boy), Unit One (his choice for a Secret Service code name), Unit Two (his wife's amusing alternate suggestion!)

Rand Paul nicknames: Mr. Nerdy Perm, Mr. Poodle-'Do, The Aquah Budha, Schrödinger's Cat-a-Tonic Candidate (he's "a man on all sides of all issues all at once"), Mr. Death Spiral, Mr. Just-Kill-Them-All!, Truly Weird Rand Paul (Donald Trump), Justice Never Sleeps (his choice for a Secret Service code name; he later called it "one of those nicknames you try to make happen and miserably fail")

Ron Paul nicknames: Uncle Goldbug (because of his stance on hard money), Rue Paul (because we rue the day he appeared on the American political scene), Dr. No (he is a medical doctor and the only word he seems to understand is "no"), Rumple

Scott Walker nicknames: The Desperado (in his high school yearbook), Niedermeyer (after an overly aggressive ROTC leader in the movie Animal House), Scott Balker, Harley (his choice for a Secret Service code name), The Beagle Scout, The Dropout (reportedly, he missed too many classes running for class president!), Hot Ham, Luke Sigh Walker

Rupert Murdoch nicknames: Rupert Murder-Doc, Papa Doc, Ru Paul (Stephen Colbert), The Last Press Baron (CNN), the Dirty Digger (Ian Hislop), the Mudslinger, the Faux Fox, Murdoch of the Mammaries

Roger Ailes nicknames: Roger the Unartful Dodger, The Sex Cadger Codger, Roger Flogger, Roger the Sex Rabbit, The Predator, The Human Toad (SemDem on Daily Kos)

Sean Hannity nicknames: Sean O'Scammity (Michael R. Burch), Sean of the Dead, Lumpy (Jon Stewart), Handy Hannity, Shammity, Sean Vanity, Sean Insanity, Loverboy, Flubberboy

Trump lawyer Sheri A. Dillon nicknames: Gunsmoke (pun on Matt Dillon), The Smoking Gun, The Hired Gun, Ms. Trust (pun on "mistrust"), Trump's Legal Beagle

Michael Steele nicknames: The Sesame Street Guy (Jon Stewart, who compared him to Grover), The Man of Steal (pun on stealing elections and human rights, two GOP objectives), Steal Trap

Rob Portman nicknames: Beltway Rob, PAC-Man, The Lobbyist, The Insider, The Outsourcer, The Job Robber, Washington's First Porter, Any Port in a Shit Storm, Portmanteau

Rod Blum nicknames: Bloomin' Idiot, The Screener, The Stalker, The Quitter (after Blum stalked out of an interview in which he was asked why he screens attendees of his "public" meetings)

Trump senior political adviser Stephen Miller nicknames: Young Gargamel (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Sméagol (Trevor Noah), The White Hinternationalist (Michael R. Burch), Basic Henchman (Trevor Noah), Master of Mendacity (Frank Vyan Walton), Neo-Jackboot (Frank Vyan Walton), The Love-Wall-Builder, "Mad Men" Miller, The Sh*tstreamer, The True Believer & Deceiver, The Rodent, The Miller's Tail, Snail Tail, Stephen Biller, Stephen Filler, Scaramucci's Scarier Brother, Child of the Corn, Angry Hairless Nutria (Hunter on DailyKos), National Forehead Reserve (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")

Rudy Giuliani Nicknames: Trudy, Broody, Rudy Ghouliani, Julianne, Trump's TV Lawyer (Lawrence O'Donnell), Trump's Clown, Judge Rudy, Rudy the Red-Nosed Panderer, Amerika's Scariest Mayor, Rude Rudy, Trump's Scampaign Manager, Trump's Legal Beagle, Batshit Crazy Rudy, Embalmer's Display Model (Stephen Colbert), Mulberry Street Dracula (Seth Meyers), Uncle Fester, Dr. Evil, Trump's Mini-Me, The Cracked Pot, America's Mayor

Marco Rubio nicknames: No-Show Rubio, AWOL, Rube, Young Rube, Cuban Rube, Qubics Rube, The Water Boy, Big Gulp, Lightweight Choker (Donald Trump), Little Marco (Donald Trump), Captain Thirsty, Captain Thirstypants,
Rubio the Unready, Marco Poll-Low, Gator, Marco Mussolini, Marco "Weak as a Baby" Rubio (Donald Trump), Narko, Snarko, Sharko, Marco Sharknado, Easy Mark (Donald Trump), Broken Record Rubio, Robot Rubio, Mr. Roboto, Marco Android, Rupert's Rube, Party Boy, Play Dough Boy

Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander nicknames: Lame Lamar, Hedy, Alexander the Ungreat, The Candyman, The Plaid Fraud, Omar the Snakeman, Trump's Wheel Greaser, Trump's Hammer, Trump's Healthcare Scammer, Trump's Oddjob, Doctored No

Tennessee Representative Marsha Blackburn nicknames: Blackguard, Black Heart, Black Turn, Blackweird, The Black Abyss of Ignorance, the Young Re-Flub-Lycan, Deputy Whip, The Death Panelist, The Planned Parenthood Predator

Tennessee Representative Diane Black nicknames: The Black Widow, The Black Mamba, The Black Square, Blunder Woman, Diane Tart, Diane Tort, Bishop Romney's Surrogate, The Death Panelist, The Planned Parenthood Predator

Arizona Senator Jeff Flake nicknames: The Flake, Snow Flake (he was actually born in Snowflake, Arizona!), Corn Flake

Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers Kevin Hassett nicknames: Has Been, Putin's Asset, Sharknerdo, Willy WONKa, The A$$et, The EEK-onomist

Sam Clovis nicknames: Beavis Clovis, the Walrus, the Boof-alo (he claims he's been "boofed" by climate change science), Cloven-Hooves Clovis, Four Leaf Clovis

Newt Gingrich nicknames: Tadpole, Angry Tadpole, Angry Muffin (Peggy Noonan), The Bloated Bullfrog, Newticles, Noot, Newt the Nit, Pig Newton, Talking Bag of Dirty Laundry (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")

George W. Bush nicknames: Dubya, Shrub, Junior, Junior Shrub, Bush League, Bush Baby, Bushman, Uncurious George, The Decider, GWB, Chimpy McStagger, AWOL, Georgie Boy, Boy Gorge

Dick Cheney nicknames: The Penguin, Mr. Vice, Big Time (George W. Bush), Duke Nukem, Blam-Blam (after he shot another hunter in the face), Dickhead, Tricky Dick II

Donald Rumsfeld nicknames: Rummy (George W. Bush), Rheumy, Rheumatoid, The Ruminator, Lucifer Incarnate

Rush Limbaugh nicknames: The Human Hindenburg, Rush Dim-Bulb, Lush Dim Blah, Junkie Limbaugh, Limbaugh Cheese, The Rushian, Rushbo, Rush Limbawful, Douche Rimjob

Florida Governor Rick Scott nicknames: Prick Scott, Scott Free Prick, Great Scott (Not), Pink Slip Rick, Sir Halter Scott, The Emotionless Android, Governor Gollum, Skeletor

Freedom Caucus co-founder Mark Meadows nicknames: Free-Dumb Meadows, Idiot (John Boehner)

Freedom Caucus co-founder Jim Jordan nicknames: Blare Jordan, Airhead Jordan, Legislative Terrorist (John Boehner)

Israeli Prime Minister Benyamin "Bibi" Netanyahu nicknames: Bibi, King Bibi, Nit-and-Yahoo, Bibi the Merciless, The Butcher, Butcher Bibi, The Widowmaker, The Orphanmaker, BB


Howard Stern nicknames: The Shock Jock, The Schlock Jock, Howeird, Howie, How, The King of All Media
Trump donor Sylvain Mirochnikoff nicknames: The Trader, The Director, The Exotic Equity Derivatives Trader
Senator Steve King: Horror Show, Freak Show, The King of Horror, The Wall Nut, The White Pride Piper, The Blight Supremacist
Deputy National Security Adviser K. T. McFarland nicknames: Far-Out McFarland, The Ditz, McFibber, The Airhead
Deputy National Security Adviser for Strategy Dina Habib Powell nicknames: Sachs-girl, Sachs Diva
Deputy Chief of Staff Rick Dearborn nicknames: Deputy Lap Dawg, Greenhorn Dearborn, Stillborn Dearborn, Dick Fearborn, Red Rick, Russian Rick
Deputy Communications Director Jessica Ditto nicknames: Ditto, "Ditto That," Miss Redundant, Bevin's Bane, Trump's Blonde Brander  
Personal Aide John McEntee nicknames: Aide de Camp, Aide de Kampf, Teed-Off McEntee
Trump campaign consultant George Gigicos nicknames: Goner, Gigi, The Greek Geek, George of the Bungle, Phoenix in Flames, Fee-Nixed
Trump bodyguard Keith Schiller nicknames: The Shill, The Fireman, The Terminator, The Enforcer, The Confidant, The Gatekeeper, The Babyguard
Marine Corps General Joseph Dunford, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: Fighting Joe, Four-Star, The Chairman, Marathon Man
Deputy Chief of Staff Joe Hagin nicknames: Ragin' Hagin
Mo Brooks nicknames: Mo' Crooks, Mo' Rooks, No Mo' Books Brooks
Franklin Graham nicknames: Graham Cracker, Frank Lee Nutty, The Medievalist
Executive Assistant Madeline Westerhout nicknames: Trump's Toady, Wicked Witch of the Westerhout
Director of Oval Office Operations Keith Schiller nicknames: The Shill
Mike Pompeo nicknames: Pompous Asshole, Putin's Pompous Pimp
Peter Navarro nicknames: The EEKonomist, Bullshitter in the China Shop
Deputy Chief of Staff Katie Walsh nicknames: Welshing Walsh, Katie Bar the Door
Antonin Scalia nicknames: Antonin "Scaly" Scalia, Nino (Spanish for "infant"), El Nino, El Ninny
David Melech Friedman nickames: Moloch, Fried Brain Man, Mr. Apartheid, Israel's Goebbels
Carl Icahn nicknames: Mr. Delorean, Mr. Bailout, Mr. Too Big Not to Fail, The Grey Grifter, Back to the Suture, The Artful Dodger
Daniel Coates nicknames: Dan, Offshore Dan, Coates of Many Colors
White House Counsel Don F. McGahn nicknames: The Enabler, Cover Artist, Undercover Artist (he does cover songs), Guitar Dan
Michael Dubke nicknames: Mike, Karl Rove Jr., Mystery Man, Happy Warrior, Bye Bye Dubke
Peter Navarro nicknames: Novice, Nutjob, Ninny
Ajit Pai nicknames: Dark Yoda, The Agitator, The Net Neutrality Negator, The Broadband Baron, Big Brother, Trump's Sinister Swami
Glenn Beck nicknames: Voldemort, Emotional Fescue (Michael R. Burch), American Rhodes, Glen "Weepin'-'n'-Wailin'" Beck
Dave Brat nicknames: Bratman, Terrible Tyke, Dark Night of the Soul
Raul Labrador nicknames: Raul "Lapdog" Labrador, Black Lab, Trump's Retriever, Labrador Guppy
Karl Rove nicknames: Turd Blossom or Turdblossom (George W. Bush), Turd Polisher (George H. W. Bush), Rover, Red Rover, Red Raver
John Boehner nicknames: Boner (George W. Bush), Orange Man, Trump's Tan Companion, Weepy, Weepy McDrunky, Sir Drunkalot
Maureen Dowd nicknames: The Cobra (George W. Bush), Howdy Dowdy, Dowdy Do-Wrong, Fraulein Dowdy
Kayleigh McEnany nicknames: Kellyanne Lite, Inane McEnany, McLiar, Blond Bombshell Exploding into Alternative Facts
Dan Scavino nicknames: Scarface, The Scavenger, Great White Snark, Social Media Czar, Trump's Twitter Babysitter (Michael R. Burch)
David Bossie nicknames: Bossy, the Boss, Bessie
Secretary of the Army Mark Green nicknames: Greenhorn, Greensleeves, Emergency!, The Medic, Critical Care, The Homophobe
Ezra Cohen-Watnick nicknames: The Tapp Dancer, Deep Bloat, The Informant, The Whistleblower (Paul Ryan), Flynn's Flunked Flunkey
Michael Ellis nicknames: Eely Ellis, The Eel, Ellis Islander, Deep Bloat II
John Eisenberg nicknames: The Illegal Eagle, Deep Bloat III, Iceberg
Billy Bush nicknames: Bush League, The Bush Beater
Richard LeFrak nicknames: The Freak, The Mogul, The Overseer
Harrison LeFrak nicknames: Little Freak, Freak Jr., The Brain, Dirty Harry
Steve Roth nicknames: Zen Master, The Vornado Tornado, Roth's Child, Wrothenstein
Stephen Ross nicknames: Dolphin, The Dauphin, The Donor
Gary Barnett nicknames: Jigsaw, Mr. Ostentation, Mr. Glitz, The Diamond Trader
Jerry Speyer nicknames: The Modest Tuna, The Tishman Tuna
Joseph Chetrit nicknames: Big Brother, Big Bother
Larry Silverstein nicknames: The Green Banana, Lucky Larry, The Pianist
Chris Ruddy nicknames: Ruddy Buddy, Trump's Spokespal, Newsminion, The Smokescreen, Russian Red Ruddy, Chris Phish, Bad Fungus
Senator Dean Heller nicknames: Heller High Water, Hell's Bells, The Hellion, The Dean of Healthcare Hell, Hell on Greased Wheels
Tom Cotton nicknames: Cottonmouth, Cotton Candypants, White Fluff, The White Cotton King, Uncle Tom, Tehran Tom, Taliban Tom
John Cornyn nicknames: Corndog (George W. Bush), Cornpone, Corn Prone, Corncob, Corny, Horn in Cornyn, KKK Cornyn
John Barrasso nicknames: Bare Ass, The Ass, The A$$hole, Wyoming's Doktor, John-Boy
Mike Lee nicknames: Mikey, The General, The Ungreat Dane, Alito Jr.
Cory Gardner nicknames: The Unconstant Gardner, Tory Cory, The GOP Bad Idea Man, C-Money, The Young Gun, Scattershot
Pat Toomey nicknames: Sock It Toomey, Senator Elevator (because he dodged Trump by hiding in an elevator), Stand Pat Toomey
Mike Enzi nicknames: Hate Frenzy Enzi, The Wyoming Homophobe, The Hate Crime Defender
John Thune nicknames: Out-of-Tune Thune, The Giant Killer
AshLee Strong nicknames: Eddie Munster's Press Secretary, The SpinMistress, The Black Widow
Sam Nunberg: Stunberg, The Stun of Sam, Fruit of the Loon, Nutty Buddy, Human Meltdown, Psycho Sam, Whine-o, Drunk Tank Escapee, Revenge of the Turd, The Nun, Nanoo Nunberg, Sam the None
Barry Bennett nicknames: Bennet Dick Arnold, Bare Net Bennet
Nick Ayers nicknames: Airhead Ayers, Hot Air Ayers, "Bro who’s not going to allow those nerds to host a luau on campus while he’s president of Sigma Phi Epsilon" (Stephen Colbert alter ego)
Josh Holmes nicknames: Sherlock Holmes's Dumber Brother, Josh "the Dudd" Holmes
Seema Verma nicknames: The Verminator
Johnny DeStefano nicknames: Stephanie, The Sob Boss, The Headhunter, The Rushin' Recruiter, Mr. Flip Flop
Margaret Peterlin nicknames: The Gatekeeper
Brian Hook nicknames: Hook'n'Crook, The Hooker, Mr. Memo
Corey Stewart nicknames: The Apprentice, Trump's Firee, The Cuckservative, Prince William Unsound, Mr. AR-15
Eric Cantor nicknames: Iago, Eric Ranter, Eric Cant, The Wimpy Whip
Matt Drudge nicknames: Donald's Drudge, The Drudgemaster, High Dudgeon and Drag-ons, The Drudge Deporter, The Drudge Grudger, Miffed Matt
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano nicknames: Big Sis (Matt Drudge), Naptime Napolitano, The Naptime Politician
George Will nicknames: Admiral Weiner, The Assmaster, Will Tell, The Commissioner, The Post Washington Journalist, The Faux News Philosopher
Joe Lieberman nicknames: Traitor Joe, Trader Joe, Joe Stalin, Lieber Dish, Holy Joe, Jihad Joe, Jo(k)e, Joe Doberman
Joe Scarborough nicknames: Scar 'Bro, Squint, Mourning Joe, Morning Joe
Herman Cain nicknames: Black Walnut (he gave himself this nickname), Black Wall Nut (Michael R. Burch), The Murk of Cain (Michael R. Burch), Cornbread
Haley Barbour nicknames: Boss Hogg, Barbourian, Barbarian, BarbAryan
Condoleeza Rice nicknames: CON-die, Con Diva, Mistress Condi, Condo Leaser Rice, Con-Dough-Leeza
National Security Adviser Susan Rice nicknames: The Trump Unmasker, The Oxfordian, The Valedictorian, Sportin', Spo'
UAE Crown Prince Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed al-Nahyan nicknames: Money Geyser, The Trump Gusher
Attorney General Sally Yates nicknames: Long Tall Sally, Sally Forth
Director of the U.S. Office of Government Ethics Walter Shaub: Mission Impossible, The Trust Buster, Trump's Worst Nightmare, Mr. Clean Heart
Jerry Falwell Jr. nicknames: Junior, Junior League Jerry, Jerry Fallhell
Louise Linton nicknames: Lyin' Linton, The Lyin' Queen, Zimbabwe Barbie, Marie Antoinette, Mrs. Mnuchin, Mrs. Gnu Chin
Eric Bolling nicknames: Bolling Balls (after he allegedly sent lewd pictures of himself to Fox colleagues), Boll Weavel, Boll Weasel, Boll Evil
Andy Hemming nicknames: Hemming-Way, Hemming and Hawing Andy, The Trump Stroker
Martin Shkreli nicknames: Hedge Hog, The Shortstop, Sad Supervillain, Pharma Monster, Pharma Bro, Pharma Douche, Smarm Bro
Alex Jones nicknames: Alien Sasquatch Love Child (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Hernia Boy (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), The Info Warrior, Yogurt Head
Alan Futerfas nicknames: Flutter Fast, The Hummingbird, The Criminal Defender, Miami Vice
Bob Marshall nicknames: Virginia's Chief Homophobe (himself), Toast, Unemployed, Done
Charles Gillespie nicknames: Swamp Thing (Breitbart/Steve Bannon), Jittery Republican Incumbent (Breitbart/Joel B. Pollak), Creature from the Orange Lagoon, The Unembracer (Donald Trump)
Council on Environmental Quality Chairperson Kathleen Hartnett White nicknames: Ole Queen Coal, Kathy Clown, Koch Addict, The Fossil Fool, The Moral Head Case, The CO2 Coal-ition Queen
Mark Burnett: Paddington Human (Stephen Colbert), Well-Coiffed Android

Fox News Nicknames: Faux News, Foxy News, Foxes'R US, Shifty Fox News, The Virtual Reality News Network, Fox in the Henhouse News, Toolbox, Foolbox, AmeriKKKan Tass, AmeriKLAN Tass,

Nicknames Coined by Trump and/or his Family

Donald Drumpf — his German family name is Drumpf, which definitely suits him better!
The Donald — Ivana Trump (she first used the term in a 1989 Spy Magazine cover story)
The Most Fabulous Whiner — after Donald Trump described himself to CNN's Chris Cuomo as the "most fabulous whiner" who keeps "winning by whining"
Mr. "Art of the Deal" — Donald Trump (taken from the title of his 1987 book, which he considers to be second only to the Bible)
John Baron and John Barron — pseudonyms created by Donald Trump, apparently so that he could pose as his own publicist and brag about his sexual exploits to reporters
Humble — Donald Trump's ironic choice when asked to provide a Secret Service codename
Humble Trump — a nickname given to Donald Trump by his son Eric Trump aka "Eric the Red" and "Eric the Brain Dead"

Nicknames for the Trumps: The Stepfordians, Fifth Avenue Freeze-Out, Donald and the Douchebags, Hitler's Revenge on the United States  

Nicknames for Trump's "Movement"

Bowel Movement
Twilight Zone — Dan Rather
Trump's Trolls
Trump's Troll Army — Bryan Menegus
Donald Duck Dynasty
The Den of the Re-flub-Lycans
The Trump of Doom Preaching to His Demented Choir
Fifty Shades of Orange
Fifty Shades of Orange Lipstick on a Pig
The Mad Groper and His Goons
Prick Worshippers
Ass Grubbers
Trump Dump (#2)
Thurston Howell Bowel Movement
Hair Hitler and the Aryan Stupormen
Republican Rapture
Stockholm Syndrome
Trump Slump
Red-to-Blue Dawn

Trump Hashtags

#DumpTrump #NeverTrump #PantsOnFire #DirtyDonald #KingOfCorruption #Wealthcare #TrumpedUpCare #TrumpCareless

Trump "Healthcare" Nicknames and Hashtags

Babykiller Trump
Grannykiller Trump
Bling the Merciless

Supreme Court Nominee Neil Gorsuch Nicknames

Darth Evader
Goldman Sachs' Rubber Stamp
The Unjust Justice
The Grinder (for grinding ordinary Janes and Joes under the crushing wheels of corporations)
The Greek Geek, Fratboy, FIJI-Boy, Animal House Boy and the Fraternizer (for defending his college frat against charges of date rape)
The Privileged Depriver

Nicknames Given by Donald Trump to Other People

Donald Trump claims that he has an "instinct" for nicknames, but the list below shows a decided lack of wit, intelligence and originality. Trump may be a master of the low-brow insult, but anyone can find a cheap insult and fling it around. Trump's nicknames are as bankrupt as his casinos and his many other failed businesses like Trump University, Trump Vodka, Trump Ice, Trump Steaks, Trump Airlines, Trump Magazine, Trump Mortgage, Trump Network, Trumped!, Trump New Media, Trump on the Ocean, Tour de Trump, the New Jersey Generals and Trump: The Game.

"Gold Diggers" (women in general; on the day of Trump's wedding to Marla Maples, he told Howard Stern that "vagina is expensive" and they laughed about it later on Stern's radio show)
"Real Killers" (smart women in general; according to Trump the smart ones put on an act, pretending to be "feminine and needy," but are in reality "real killers")
"Beautiful Pieces of Ass" (Trump's dates and presumably his wives)
"Nice Tits, No Brains" (Marla Maples, Trump's second wife)
"Grotesque" (Bette Midler)
"Loser" (Cher)
"Bimbo" and "Crazy Megyn" (Megyn Kelly)
"Cunt" and "Shit for Brains" (Jennifer Lin)
"Slob," "Big Fat Pig," "Disgusting Animal," "The Beast," "Disgusting both Inside and Out," "Real Loser," "Dumb," and "My Nice Fat Little Rosie "(Rosie O'Donnell)
"Disgusting" (Elizabeth Beck, after she requested a time-out to pump breast milk for her baby)
"Disgusting" (Hillary Clinton, for taking a "potty break" during a debate)
"Schlonged" (Hillary Clinton, for losing the Democratic presidential election nomination to Barack Obama)
"Dog" and "Unattractive Inside and Out" (Arianna Huffington)
"Face of a Dog" (Gail Collins)
"That Face" (Carly Fiorina, whom Trump said could not be considered for the presidency because of her looks; but what about his, then?)
"Miss Piggy" and "Miss Eating Machine" (Alicia Machado, for gaining weight after winning the Miss Universe contest in 1996; she was a teenager at the time and Trump body-shamed her)
"Miss Housecleaning" (Alicia Machado, presumably because she is Latina and housecleaning is what Latinas are good for, according to The Donald)

If this concerns you, there is more information at Donald Trump's War on Women.

Nicknames Given by Donald Trump to Other People (Continued)

Rapists (Mexican immigrants)
Low Energy Jeb (Jeb Bush)
Lyin' Ted (Ted Cruz)
Little Marco (Marco Rubio) ... later clarified by Trump as "Liddle Marco"
Lightweight Choker and Choke Artist (Marco Rubio)
Psychopath (Ben Carson)
1 for 38 Kasich (John Kasich won 1 of 38 states in the Republican presidential primaries)
Crooked Hillary, Lyin' Hillary and Rotten Hillary (Hillary Clinton)
Crazy Bernie (Bernie Sanders)
Goofy, Goofus and Pocahontas (Elizabeth Warren)
Corrupt Kaine (Tim Kaine)
Neurotic Dope, Wacky and Crazy (Maureen Dowd)
Highly Neurotic (Debbie Wasserman Schultz)
Mentally Abused (John Kerry)
Baby (Barack Obama)
Mr. Tough Guy (Joe Biden, after Trump said that he would "love" to fight the 74-year-old vice president)

Top Ten Presidential Nicknames

The Great Emancipator, The Liberator, Abe, Honest Abe, Father Abraham, The Rail-Splitter, The Ancient One (Abraham Lincoln)
The Great Communicator, Dutch, The Gipper, The Ripper, The Lifeguard, Ronnie, Saint Ronnie, The Teflon President, Rawhide (Ronald Reagan)
The King of Camelot, Jack, JFK (John F. Kennedy)
The Father of His Country, The American Cincinnatus, The American Fabius (George Washington)
The Sage of Monticello, The Apostle of Democracy, Long Tom (Thomas Jefferson)
Give 'Em Hell Harry (Harry S. Truman)
The Colossus of Independence, Old Sink or Swim (John Adams)
Unconditional Surrender Grant (U. S. Grant)
No Drama Obama, Barry, Bam-Bam (Barack Obama)
The Boss, King Franklin, The Sphinx, The Squire of Hyde Park (Franklin D. Roosevelt)

Less Flattering Presidential Nicknames

Tricky Dick, Richard the Chicken-Hearted, Gloomy Gus (Richard M. Nixon)
Tricky Trump, Agent Orange, Hair Hitler, Der Gropenfuhrer, The Trump of Doom, The Trumpster, The Donald (Donald John Trump)
Slick Willy, Slick Willie, Bubba, The Big Dob, The Comeback Kid, The First Black President (Bill Clinton)
Dubya, Shrub, Bush Baby, Bush League, Bush Junior, Bush 43, "The Decider" (George W. Bush)
His Fraudulency, Rutherfraud, The De Facto President, The Usurper, Granny, Old 8 to7 (Rutherford B. Hayes)
His Accidency (John Tyler)
His Rotundity, The Monarch (John Adams)
His Obstinacy (Grover Cleveland)
Martin Van Ruin, Machiavellian Belshazzar (Martin Van Buren)
His Little Majesty, Dolly's Husband (James Madison)
The Stuffed Prophet, Old Veto, The Beast of Buffalo, The Hangman of Buffalo (Grover Cleveland, who allegedly fathered an illegitimate child when he was mayor of Buffalo)
The Human Iceberg, Kid Gloves Harrison (Benjamin Harrison)
Wobbly Warren, President Hardly (Warren G. Harding)
The Plodder, Polk the Mendacious (James K. Polk)
Ten Cent Jimmy, The Grand Turk, Old Buck, The Do-Nothing President (James Buchanan)
Uncle Cornpone, Rufus Cornpone, Uncle Rufus, Bullshit, Bull (Lyndon Baines Johnson, because of his lying)
Useless Grant (U. S. Grant)
Peanut, The Peanut Farmer, Jimmy, President Malaise (Jimmy Carter)
Sleeping Beauty, Big Lub, Big Chief, Mr. Malaprop, Taft the Blunderer (William Howard Taft)
The Drunkard (Franklin Pierce)
The Accidental President, The American Louis Philippe (Millard Fillmore)
The Accidental President (Gerald R. Ford)
Old Foot in the Mouth, The Jelly Bean President (Ronald Reagan)
Sir Veto (Andrew Johnson)
The Madman of Massachusets (John Quincy Adams)
Old Mutton Head, His Pomposity (George Washington)
Mad Tom (Thomas Jefferson)

Presidential Nicknames: The Strong and/or Silent or Talkative Types

Old Rough and Ready (Zachary Taylor)
The Rough Rider, The Bull Moose, The Lion, The Hero of San Juan Hill, The Trust Buster (Teddy Roosevelt)
Old Hickory, The Hero of New Orleans, King Mob, Caesar (Andrew Jackson)
Young Hickory (James K. Polk, a protégé of "Old Hickory" Andrew Jackson)
Tippecanoe, General Mum (William Henry Harrison)
Boatman Jim (James A. Garfield)
The Kansas Cyclone, Ike, General Ike (Dwight D. Eisenhower, known for his campaign slogan "We like Ike")
Silent Cal, Cool Cal, Cautious Cal, The Sphinx of the Potomac (Calvin Coolidge)
The Houdini of the White House, That Man (Franklin Delano Roosevelt)
The Schoolmaster, The Professor (Woodrow Wilson)
The Great Engineer, The Great Humanitarian, The Grand Old Man, The Chief, Bert (Herbert Hoover)
Old Man Eloquent (John Quincy Adams)
Read My Lips (George H. W. Bush, who vowed never to raise taxes, but did)

Soft and Fluffy Presidential Nicknames

Teddy (Theodore Roosevelt; the "teddy bear" was named after him)
Poppy, Old Pop, Papa Bush, Bush 41 (George H. W. Bush, to differentiate him from his son President George W. Bush)
Uncle Jumbo, Grover Good (Grover Cleveland)
Winnie, Sonny (William B. Harding)
Junie, Junior (Gerald R. Ford Jr.)
Little Jemmy, Short Stack (James Madison, who stood only 5'4")
The Little Magician, The Enchanter, Little Matt, Pet of the Petticoats, The Mistletoe Politician (Martin Van Buren, who stood 5'6")
Little Ben, Grandfather's Hat (Benjamin Harrison, who stood 5'6" and was also the grandson of former President William Henry Harrison)
The Era of Good Feelings President, The Last Cocked Hat (James Monroe)
Mr. Nice Guy, Jerry (Gerald Ford)
Prince Arthur, The Dude President, Gentleman Boss, The Walrus, Chet (Chester A. Arthur)
Elegant Arthur (James A. Garfield)
Handsome Frank (Franklin Pierce)
The Tennessee Tailor (Andrew Johnson)
Light Bulb Lyndon (Lyndon Baines Johnson)

Presidential Nicknames: Short and Sweet Initials Only

JQA (John Quincy Adams)
JFK (John F. Kennedy)
FDR (Franklin D. Roosevelt)
TR (Teddy Roosevelt; he didn't have a middle name)
LBJ (Lyndon Baines Johnson)

Other Political Nicknames

The All-Time Best Political Nicknames: Alexander the Great, William the Conqueror, Richard the Lionheart, The Great Emancipator (Abraham Lincoln), The Great Communicator (Ronald Reagan), The Iron Lady (Margaret Thatcher), Slick Willie (Bill Clinton), Richard Nixon (Tricky Dick), Tricky Trump (Donald Trump), Pale Moth (Vladimir Putin, his KGB nickname), The Father of His Country (George Washington), JFK (John F. Kennedy), The British Bulldog (Winston Churchill), Ike (Dwight D. Eisenhower), The Governator (Arnold Schwarzenegger), The Body (Jesse Ventura), The Virgin Queen (Elizabeth I of England), The Sun King (Louis XIV of France), The Winter King (Frederick V of Bohemia), Bloody Mary (Mary I of England), Ivan the Terrible (Ivan IV of Russia), Augustus the Strong (Augustus II of Poland), Farmer George (George III of England), The Merry Monarch (Charles II of England), Bonnie Prince Charlie (Charles III of England although he never ruled), Teflon Tony (Tony Blair), McNasty (John McCain), Snarlin' Arlen (Arlen Specter), Rhambo (Rham Emmanuel), Governor Moonbeam (Jerry Brown), Lyric (Caroline Kennedy), Rosebud (Laura Bush), Denali (Jenna Bush), Mahogany (Teresa Heinz Kerry), Timberwolf (Walter Mondale), Celtic (Ted Kennedy), Dutch and Driller (Ronald Reagan), Rainbow (Nancy Reagan), Renegade (Megan McCain), Evergreen (Al Gore)

William Jennings Bryan may require his own special category of political nicknames: The First Celebrity Politician, The Great Commoner, The Silver Knight of the West, The Boy Orator of the Platte, The Fundamentalist Pope (H. L. Menken), Adam-and-Eve Bryan (F. Scott Fitzgerald, because Bryan argued in favor of the Bible during the Scopes Monkey Trial), The Fool (uttered by Clarence Darrow during his examination of Bryan during the famous trial), The Peerless Leader of the Democratic Party, The Cowardly Lion (it has been suggested that the lion in The Wonderful Wizard of Oz was based on Bryan)

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