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Donald Trump Nicknames: Family, Friends, Cronies, Associates, Accomplices, Supporters, Fawners, Lapdogs, Administration, White House Staffers, Cabinet and Departments



This page contains the best nicknames that I have been able to find for Donald Trump and his family, friends, cronies, cabinet, departments, associates, partners in crime, accomplices, supporters, inner circle, surrogates, benefactors, donors, fawners and lapdogs. You can employ your browser's search feature to find Trump-related nicknames for specific people, or just browse down starting with the Trump Coup nicknames.



Donald Trump Nicknames: Cave Man (New York Daily News), Blarney Rubble, Tsarzan, King Gorge the Turd (Michael R. Burch), Dear Pleader, Don the Con, and together the Cuckoo Coup Crew

NEW & TRENDING TRUMP NICKNAMES

JD Vance nicknames: Jethro Hillbully (because like Trump he bullies, insults and defames women; coined by Michael R. Burch), Muscle-less Jethro, Hillbilly Elegy, Hillbilly Royalty, Fer-de-Lance Vance (he's a snake in the grass; coined by Michael R. Burch), Last Chance Vance, John David Crow-MAGA-QAnon (Michael R. Burch), Jimmy-John (the J has stood for both James and John), The Surreal McCoy (he's a relative of another James Vance who was a member of the infamous Hatfield-McCoy feud and is said to have committed the murder that started the bloody affair), James Donald Bowman (his birth name), James David Hamel (his mother's re-chosen name for her son), John David Crow-MAGA-nonhuman (Michael R. Burch)

Aileen Cannon nicknames: The Sludge Judge (Michael R. Burch), Miami Vice, Loose Cannon, The Rookie and The Rooker, Mercedes (her middle name), Trump's Pom-Pom Girl, Malaka (Wanker, Masturbator, Jerk, Jerk-off), Malakia (Moron, Idiot), The Hanging Judge, Ms. Dangling Participle, Frigga, The Hanging-on-to-Trump's Coattails Judge (Michael R. Burch)

TRUMP COUP NICKNAMES / JANUARY 6 NICKNAMES

Rudy Giuliani nicknames: Ghouliani, Colludy Rudy (Trevor Noah), Lawyer-ish (SNL), Trump's TV Lawyer (Lawrence O'Donnell), The Shirt Tucker

Sidney Powell nicknames: The Kraken, Squidney, Sidney Kraken-Up Powell, The Crackpot Kraken, The Krank, WTF?, Full Moon Loon (Michael R. Burch)

Kenneth Chesebro nicknames: The Cheese (his college nickname), The Big Cheese, Cheese-Bro, Cheese Whiz (Not), Trump's TV Lawyer, Lawyer-ish (SNL)

Jenna Ellis nicknames: Spinning Jenny, Flipper, Slow Jen Fizz, Anti-Ellis Island, The MAGA Megaphone, The MAGA Megaphony

Matt Gaetz nicknames: Jail Bait Gaetz, Hell's Gaetz, Young Nixon, Tricky Dick II, Barbarian at the Gaetz, Tweaker of the House (Jimmy Kimmel), Young Gargamel, Gaetz of Wrath (Stephen Colbert), Sewer Gaetz (Michael R. Burch)



Matt Gaetz aka Young Nixon and Tricky Dick II

Mike Johnson nicknames: MAGA Mike, the MAGA mic, Trump's Mouthpiece, Speaker of the Louse (Michael R. Burch), Mouse Squeaker (Michael R. Burch), Far Right Mike, The Crow-MAGAnon (Michael R. Burch)

Mike Johnson crows about returning women to the Stone Age when they had no choice about becoming pregnant and bearing children. The Crow-MAGAnon worked tirelessly to deny female employees insurance coverage of contraceptives and said denying women choice would solve all America's economic problems by adding bodies to the work force!

William Barr nicknames: Detourney General, Human Hefty Bag, Bad Shrek, Enabler General

Alina Habba nicknames: Yabba Dabba Doo-Doo, Alina Hubbub, the Tacky Iraqi, Sad Saad (her full name is Alina Saad Habba), Ivanka Lite, Ivanka Off-White, Alina Malign-a, Trump's Incredible Shrinking TV Lawyer, Trump's Lawyer-ish Iraqi Dish

Mark Meadows nicknames: Scary Poppins, Nanny McFee, Trump's Nanny Boo-Boo (Michael R. Burch), White House Chief of Graft, Graft Spree (Michael R. Burch), Idiot (John Boehner), Fat Nerd (coined by Mark Meadows himself), Easy Mark, Dark Mark, The Flee-Dumb Caucuser



Mark Meadows, aka Scary Poppins, was Trump's last White House nanny. But the first time he errs and incurs Trump's childish wrath, he will forevermore be known as Nanny Boo-Boo. (I wrote this prediction when Meadows was named Trump's White House Nanny and was proved a true prophet on January 6 when Trump's coup failed and he blamed you-know-who. Now we are about to see Meadows become a Singing Meadow Lark Lemon.)

Donald Trump nicknames: Don the Con, DEAF CON 1, The Lyin' King, Hair Hitler, Hair Gropenfuhrer, Tsarzan, Gingervitis, Schumck à l’Orange (Stephen Colbert), The Lame Dick President

Jimmy Kimmel's nicknames for Donald Trump: Fragile Little Snowflake, President Karen, Uncle Scam, Q-A-Don, Dictator Tot, Little Donny Bone Spurs, Colludacris, Trumpelstiltskin, Fibberace, Grab-Ass Grandpa, Nostra-Dumbass, The ReCount of Monte Cristo, Little Donny Do Nothing, Darth Tax Evader, Hydroxymoron, The Hydroxy Horror Picture Show, Quid Pro Combover, Unhappy Gilmore, Commander in Beef, Mar-a-Lardo, El Crap-i-tan, Troompa Loompa, Donny Boo Boo, Cheeto Chief, Pumpkin McPornhumper, Typhoid Donny, Orange Hulk, Hairy Poppins, King Tutan-Con-Man, Abra-Scam Lincoln, Douche-olini, Typhoid Donny, Flabbio, The Tangerine Twitter Machine, Orange Julius Caesar, Spready Krueger, The Tandalorian, Dingus Khan, Putin's Pee Pee Pal, Lie-ger Woods, RegenerDon, Tweety Gonzales, Tanny Soprano, Kentucky Fried Covidiot, Fatty Lupone, Propagrandpa Prisoner-elect, The Lock-Her-Up-ness Monster, Hungry Hungry Hypocrite, Y.M.C.A-hole, Job Security (for Comedians), Emperor Palpa-teeny Hands, Old man with his belt pulled up to his nips, A bowl of mashed potatoes in pants

Ivanka Trump nicknames: ICE Princess Ivanka, Ivanka Tramp, Proxy Wife, I Candy, Trophy Daughter, The First-Lady-Daughter, Ivanka Yank Your Chain

Jared Kushner nicknames: Aide de Kampf, Donald Trump's Junior Partner in Grime, Jarring Jared, Muscle-less Jethro, Jar-Jar Brinks, Jarvanka

Donald Trump Jr. nicknames: Donnie Dunce Junior, Ponyboy, Chip Off the Old Blockhead, Fredo Corleone, Frito, Fraido



Eric Trump nicknames: Eric the Shred, Eric the Brain Dead, The Covidiot, Eric Idle, Draco Malfoy, Sonny Corleone, Sonny-Boy, Sonny-Boy Shill-Man-Son (Michael R. Burch, with apologies to Sonny Boy Williamson)



Trump's kids together are the Traitor Tots, the Little Ratskulls and the Brooklyn Hillbullies.

Melania Trump nicknames: The Slovenian Sphinx (Maureen Dowd), Melania Antoinette (Michael R. Burch), Melanoma, The Cold One

Mike Pence nicknames: Mr. Mum, The Vice Antichrist, Dense Pence, Senseless Pence, Out of the Loop Dupe, Fifty Shades of Gay, Mike Ponce, Bubbles (his childhood nickname), Mickey Pestilence, The Stepford Veep, The Albino Weasel, The Former Vice Poodle

Chris Christie nicknames: Corpus Christie, Big Boy (George W. Bush), Enormes Pantalones, The Love Gov

Mitch McConnell nicknames: The Napping Turtle, Last Ditch Mitch, Mitch Muck-Con-Hell

Hope Hicks nicknames: Hopeless Hicks, The Stupor Model, Tricky Hicky, Hopester and Hopie (Donald Trump)



The Pardonees aka the Pardon Pursuers: Rudy Giuliani, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Mark Meadows, Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan, Mo Brooks, John Eastman, Andy Biggs, Louie Gohmert, Scott Perry

Steal Team Dicks, a Stephen Colbert pun on Navy Seal Team Six: Jim Jordan, Scott Perry, Paul Gosar, Louie Gohmert, Mo Brooks and Andy Biggs.

Marjorie Taylor Greene nicknames: Mad Marge, Klan Mom (Jimmy Kimmel), The QAnon Queen, Queen Karen the Grate, Birther Barbie

Lauren Boebert nicknames: Dingbat Boebert, Female Dilbert, Lauren Dilbert, Little Klannie Oakley, Klan Mom, Granny Clamp-It (she was a grandmother at 36 after her son got a 15-year-old girl pregnant), Gun Packin' Granny, Maw Kettle, Sleepy Bo' Peep (she's anti-woke), Transphobic Trailer Trash, Failed Trailer Park Madame

Kristi Noem nicknames: Krusty Gnome, The South Dakota Puppy Assassin, Sgt. Slaughter, Slaughterhouse 666, Rambo Noem, No-Show Noem, Covid Kristi, The Maskless Wonder

Tom Cotton nicknames: Cottonmouth, Bo Evil (Michael R. Burch), Cotton-Eyed Moe, Cotton Tom, High Cotton Tom, The White Cotton King, Uncle Tom, Cotton Candypants, White Fluff, Tehran Tom, Taliban Tom, Chickenshit Cotton, Little Maggot-Infested Man (Jaime Harrison), Lowest of the Low (Jaime Harrison), The Slaughter Moccasin, Viper, Rocky

Rhona Graff nicknames: The Gatekeeper, Trump's Gatekeeper, Trump's Right Hand Con Woman, Graft Spree (Michael R. Burch), The Keeper of the Graft (Michael R. Burch), Steffi Graft, Graft Plea, Graft Pee, Graft Flea, Gaffe Spree, The A$$istant, The Keeper of the Skeletons in Trump's Closet (Michael R. Burch), The Keeper of the Buried Bones (Michael R. Burch), VICE President of Lies 'R' Us

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. nicknames: Bobby, Bobby le Strange (Michael R. Burch), Wormbrain, Wormy, Squirmy, The Black Sheep, Junior (Donald Trump), RFK Junior League (Michael R. Burch), RFK Lite, Democrat Plant (Donald Trump)

Ronna McDaniel nicknames:  Lie ShaRONNA (Michael R. Burch, apologies to the Knack), My LieRonna (Michael R. Burch), Ronna McSpaniel (Michael R. Burch), Far-Gonna Ronna, The Ronna-Bot, Corona Ronna, Miss Misinformation, Little Ronna (her childhood nickname), Big Ronna, Ronna Propaganda (Michael R. Burch)

Donald Hankey nicknames: Hankey Panky, Hanky Spanky, Hinky Hankey, Hinkey Hankey, The Repo Man, Mr. Subprime, King of the Subprime Car Loan, Mr. Moneybags, James Bond Double-Naught, Inadequate Bondsman, Don Hanky

Laura Loomer nicknames: Lips, Melting Witch, The Succubus

Roseanne Barr nickname: The Barracuda, The Ultimate Shitfaced Sovereign Shitizen

Katie Britt nicknames: The Craziest Bitch in the Target Parking Lot (Scarlett Johansson on SNL), Klan Mom, Scary Mom, Little Ms. Trainwreck 2024

George Santos nicknames: George Scam Toast, George Scram Toast, George Scamtoes, Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Lie (Michael R. Burch), the Lyin' King, the Snazzy Nazi (he lied about his family fleeing Nazi Germany), Slider-Man (he even lied about being a producer of Broadway's biggest flop, the Spiderman musical), Brazil Nut, Kitara Ravache (his drag queen name), Anthony Devolder, Anthony Zabrovsky, Scammy Sosa, Cheato Puente, Bi-Focal Blubber Butt, The Burberry Scarf Thief, Senor Ripley, The Less Talented Mr. Ripley, P. T. Burn 'Em, Glossa Nova

Ted Cruz nicknames: Lucifer in the Flesh (John Boehner), Cancun Cruz, The Cancun Cruzer, The Holy Cruzader and The Cruz Controller (Michael R. Burch), Terrible Ted Cruz, Wacko Bird (John McCain), Proud Wacko Bird (Cruz himself), Lyin' Ted (Donald Trump), Two-Face, Two-Faced Ted

When the going gets tough, Ted Cruz gets going ... to the Cancun Ritz Carlton! — Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

In his revelatory book On the House former Speaker of the House John Boehner calls Ted Cruz "Lucifer in the Flesh." Boehner calls his party "Crazy Town" because the GOP embraced the Tea Party and so-called Freedom Caucus. Boehner calls members of the Freedom Caucus "political terrorists" and "far-right knuckleheads." He calls former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin "one of the chief crazies." He says Mitch McConnell "holds his feelings, thoughts, and emotions in a lockbox closed so tightly that whenever one of them seeps out, bystanders are struck silent." Boehner accuses Republican officials of being more interested in garnering praise on Fox News than in governing. Boehner once claimed the party of Lincoln and Reagan was "off taking a nap" but he now says "The nap has become a nightmare for our nation." According to Susan Page the book is "an extraordinary rebuke of the current-day GOP, an excoriation without precedent in modern times, leveled by one of the party's most senior figures."

Kayleigh McEnany nicknames: Fact-Free Kayleigh, McEnemy, McInaney, McIninny

Steve Bannon nicknames: Acting President Bannon, Loose Cannon Bannon, Stephen KKK Bannon, AmeriKlan Idol, Darth Bannon, Darkness Incarnate, The Arsonist

Brett Kavanaugh nicknames: The Sludge Judge, The Hanging Out Judge, Kreepy Kavanaugh, Forrest Hump

Walt Nauta nicknames: The Valet, The Chef, The Body Man, Trump's Aide de Kampf

Kevin McCarthy nicknames: Speaker of the Mouse, Cave-In McCarthy, Kevin McBarfy, Snarky McCarthy, "My Kevin" (Donald Trump), Phony Baloney, Baby Carrots, Koch Zero, Mr. Malaprop, Hell's a-Revvin' Kevin, Coup d'Etat Kevin, Coup d'Tot Kevin, Coup d'Etat McCarthy, Coup d'Tot McCarthy, Moron (Nancy Pelosi), Moron McCarthy, Trump's Human Doormat, Trump's Human Rubber Stamp

Ron DeSantis nicknames: Ron DeSanctimonious (Donald Trump), Meatball Ron (Donald Trump), Shutdown Ron (Donald Trump), Mini Trump (Nikki Haley), Ron DeSatan, Ron DeSatanist, Ron DeathSantis, Ron DeathSentance-ist, Death-Dealer DeSantis, CoRONa DeathSantis, Rosie Ronny, Conny Ronny, Moron DeSantis, Ron Disastrous, Ron Disaster, Ron DeCANTist, Ron Decanter, Little Ronnie Runnydiaper, Duh-Do Ron-Ron

“Meatball Ron” is apparently Trump's dig at DeSantis’s appearance and Italian heritage.

“Ron DeSanctimonious? Trump doesn’t even know what that means. He thought he was casting a Harry Potter spell on him.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, he’s lost some speed on his nickname fastball, you know? In the old days, it would have been something like ‘Smelly Ron’ and we would’ve all went with it.” — Jimmy Kimmel

Nikki Haley nicknames: Political Prostitute (Kim Jong Un), Hurricane Haley, Haley's Comet, Haley's Vomit, Tricky Nikki, Trump's Hatchet Lady, Not So Darlin' Nikki, Little Nikki, Dumb Blonde Disguised as a Not-Too-Smart Brunette

Vivek Ramaswamy nicknames: Bad Lounge Act (Will Hurd), Sham-a-Swami (Michael R. Burch), RamaSMARMY (Kara Swisher), Mr. Hinduphobia (Hindustan Times, in retaliation for Kara Swisher's nickname), Sleepy Vivek (he's anti-woke), Da Vek (his stage name as a rapper), The Indian Eminem (his rapper role model), The Libertarian Liberace (Michael R. Burch), The Chairman (his role atop the Harvard Political Union), Twitter Space Cadet (Michael R. Burch)

Da Vek “only emerges when Ramaswamy is outfitted entirely in black, complete with a black Kangol hat.” — the Harvard Crimson

Suggested campaign slogan: "What the heck, vote Vivek!"

Jim Jordan nicknames: Gym Jordan, Gym-bro, Jarring Jim Jordan, Hot Air Jordan, Snare Jordan, Blare Jordan, Airhead Jordan, Legislative Terrorist (John Boehner), The Tool on the Hill (Michael R. Burch)

Stephen Miller nicknames: Young Gargamel (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Sméagol (Trevor Noah), The White Hinternationalist (Michael R. Burch), Basic Henchman (Trevor Noah), Acting President Miller, Master of Mendacity (Frank Vyan Walton), Neo-Jackboot (Frank Vyan Walton), Angry Hairless Nutria (DailyKos), National Forehead Reserve (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Santa Monica Goebbels

Katie Miller nicknames: Ms. Gargamel, Ms. Sméagol, Domino, Bar-the-Door Katie, The Silver Lining

Mike Roman nicknames: Roamin' Roman, Mr. Fake Elector, The Fake Elector Schemer, Trump's Elector Hector, Man of Steal, Roman Seize Her Disgustus, The Koch Addict, The Boy Who Cried Fraud!, The Pied Piper of Shamlin, Trump's White House Director of Special Projects and Research (i.e. Director of Election Fraud), Con-igula, Coup Co-Con-Spirator, Flipper

Susie Wiles nicknames: Wily Wiles, Witless Wiles, Trump's Aide de Kampf, PAC-Woman, Little Miss FUND-a-mentalist

Boris Epshteyn nicknames: Boris Badenov, Putin's Puppet, The Muscovite, The Moscow Misanthropist, Butthead Boris, Benghazi Boris, Trump's Attack Dog, The Surrogate, The Bar Fighter, Bully-Boy Boris, Abrasive Boris, Trump's Little Lapdog (Michael Cohen)

John C. Eastman nicknames: Leastman, Yeast-Man, Trump's Treason Adviser, Mr. Coup d'Etat, Birther Boy

Mo Brooks nicknames: Less Is Mo' Brooks, Mo' Bucks, Mo' Money, Mo' Misinformation, Mo Abettor Brooks, Mo The MAGA Motor Mouth, The Square Peg, The Recon Don, The Snazzy Nazi, The White Supremacist Terrorist, The Civil War Revivalist, The Alabama Insurrectionist, The Alabama Ass Kisser, Mo' BS Less Books Brooks, Klan Man

Andy Biggs nicknames: Mr. Biggshot, Mr. Bigg Mouth, The Arizona Insurrectionist

Ken Buck nicknames: Buckshot, Bucksnot, Ken Pass-the-Buck, Bunko Buck, Ken Bought for a Buck, Matt Gaetz's Bunk Buck Buddy

Tim Burchett nicknames: Tiny Tim, Timid Tim, Lurch, Lurchette

Eli Crane nicknames: The Arizona Insurrectionist, The Big Lie Buyer, Sleepy Eli (he's anti-woke), The Neckless Craner, Night Train Crane, The Bottle Breacher

Bob Good nicknames: The Covidiot, The Pandummy, Mr. Phony Pandemic, The Homophobe

Nancy Mace nicknames: Miss Mace, Antsy Nancy, Graceless Mace, Little Miss Know-Nothing 2023

Matt Rosendale nicknames: Door Matt, The Dropout, Putin's Puppet (he voted against aid to Ukraine and against ratifying Sweden's and Finland's applications for NATO membership)

Marco Rubio nicknames: Rubio the Unready, Marco Roboto, Little Marco and "Weak as a Baby" and The Waterboy and Lightweight Choker and Easy Mark (Donald Trump), No-Show Rubio, AWOL, Rube, Young Rube, Cuban Rube, Qubics Rube, Big Gulp, Captain Thirsty, Captain Thirstypants, Marco Poll-Low, Gator, Marco Mussolini, Narko, Snarko, Sharko, Marco Sharknado, Broken Record Rubio, Robot Rubio, Mr. Roboto, Marco Android, Rupert's Rube, Party Boy, Play Dough Boy

Sarah Palin nicknames: Sarah Barracuda (her high school nickname), Sarah-Cuda, Sarahcudda, Shirknado (Michael R. Burch), Caribou Barbie, Half-Baked Alaskan, Mooselini, Moose-o-lini, Weepin' 'n' Wailin' Sarah Palin (Michael R. Burch), The Wasilla Gorilla or Gurlilla or Gurlzilla, The Roughed Rogue, Klondike Kardashian, Klondike Dike, Sarah Stoopid, Bible Spice, Wasilla Hillbilly, Tundra Twit, Money Boo-Boo, Northern Overexposure, Miss Iquitarod, Sarah Snowjob, Craziest of the Crazies (John Boehner)

Bristol Palin nicknames: Brisket® (the ® because she registered her name as a trademark!), Brisquet, Bras Tool, Barstool, Bristhole, Brissie, Bristie, Brissypants, Bitchol, Pigstool Grifter Jr.

Alina Habba nicknames: Yabba Dabba Doolittle, Trump's TV Lawyer, The Looker, The Beauty (Donald Trump), Little Miss Soundbite, Little Miss Side-Eye, Little Miss Information 2023, WTF?, Trump's Attack Lapdog, The Illogical End of Trumpworld

Alan Garten nicknames: Garten Snake, Garten-Variety Liar

Tim Scott nicknames: Teet, Oreo, Sunny Scott, President Sunbeam, Beam 'Em Up Scotty, Great Scott, Scott Free, Uncle Tim, The Woke RINO, The FUND-amentalist (Michael R. Burch)

Mike Flynn nicknames: Dr. Strangelove, In Like Flynnt, Red Flynnstone, Flynnskint, Mr. Flynn-Flam

Patrick Byrne nicknames: Blockchain Byrne, Blockhead Byrne, Brain Drain Byrne, The Mad Overstocker, The Mad King, The Crypto King, The Renaissance Man of E-Commerce, Maria Butina's Flame, Putin's Protégé, Putin's Sock Puppet

Barry Loudermilk nicknames: The ReCON Man (Michael R. Burch), Georgia Preach (Michael R. Burch)

Marc Short nicknames: Short of the Marc, Shortstop, Shortcut, Koch Addict, Koch Lite, The A$$-istant, Dark Money Marc, Junior Asshole, Short Attention Span Marc, The Dark Money Operative, Day Late and a Marc Short (Michael R. Burch)

Kimberly Guilfoyle nicknames: Kimberly Gargoyle, Gullible Guilfoyle, "Foiled Again" Guilfoyle, Little Miss Moneybags, The Treason Funder, Lil' Kim

Amy Coney Barrett nicknames: Amy Covid Barrett, Notorious ACB, The Conehead, The Conenator, Trump's Handmaiden, Amy "Handmaiden" Barrett

Karen Pence nicknames: The Lying Nun, Creepy Karen (Donald Trump), Mother (Mike Pence)

Peter Navarro nicknames: The EEKonomist, China Sin-Drone 2 (Michael R. Burch), Bullshitter in the China Shop

Dan Scavino nicknames: Scarface, The Scavenger, Great White Snark, Social Media Czar, Trump's Twitter Babysitter (Michael R. Burch)

Jeffrey Clark nicknames: Clark Bent, Stuporman

Bernie Kerik nicknames: The Convict, The Felon, The Pardonee, Lord of the Tombs

Louie Gohmert nicknames: Rigger Mortis, The Election Rigger, Loopy Louie, Loony Tunes Louie, Congressman Covid

Ken Klukowski nicknames: The Cluck, Clueless Kluk, Clueless Ken

Chris Miller nicknames: The Wind Miller, Space Cadet Chris, The Italian Satellite Chaser

Cassidy Hutchinson nicknames: Cass, The Truth Teller, The Honest One, The Smoking Gun

Adam Kinzinger nicknames: Cryin' Adam Kinzinger (Donald Trump)

Liz Cheney nicknames: Trump's Worst Nightmare, The Hanging Judge, The Hangwoman (Michael R. Burch), The Jurist, All-Biz Liz (Michael R. Burch), Apollo (Secret Service), Low-Polling Liz Cheney (Donald Trump), Polling Warmonger Liz Cheney (Donald Trump)

Liz Cheney is Trump's Worst Nightmare: an independent-minded strong woman who is unafraid to stand up to him.

Trump supporters who stormed the Capitol building include: the Zip Tie Guy, the QAnon Shaman, Ski Dad aka the Lectern Thief, the Gavel Thief, the Barcalounger, the Bandana Bandit, and the Bear Sprayer

Paul Gosar nicknames: Goofy Gosar, Dinosaur Gosarus, Goose Go Soar, Go Too Far Gosar, The Dentist ("because his hyperbolic pronouncements have the same effect as dental office nitrous oxide, or laughing gas"), Mr. Inevitable, Mr. White Demographic Core

Pat Cipollone nicknames: Pit Bull (Donald Trump, emphasis on "bull"), Pat Down Pat, Pitty Pat, Trump's Detourney, Pat C., Patsy, Patsy Baloney, Phoney Baloney

Madison Cawthorn nicknames: White Pride Piper, Proud Boy, Boris Badenov, Putin's Poppet, Butthead Boris, Li'l Pinhead, Li'l Skinhead, The Fraud Gaud (Michael R. Burch), The God Fraud (Michael R. Burch), Mr. God'n'Guns, The Con-spiracy Theorist, The Comm-unist (Cawthorn told colleagues: "I have built my staff around comms rather than legislation."), Dolley Madison, Roller Nazi, Sitler, Shitler, Homeschooled Hitler, Tar Wheels, White Power Wheels, Pastor Castor, Lazy Susan, Night Rider, Joy Rider

Vladimir Putin nicknames: okurok (окурок) Cigarette Butt or Stub (KGB), mol (моль) Pale Moth or Closet Moth (KGB), botoks (ботокс) Botox (KGB), botoksnyj (ботоксный) "made out of botox" and Epithet Botox, krab (краб) or krabe (крабе) Crab, Pukin (Пукин) Fart, Pitun (Питун) Python, gnom (гном) Gnome (due to Putin’s shortness), khuilo or khuylo (хуйло) Dick/Dickwad/Dickhead/Prick/Fuckface (Ukrainian football fans), pleshivyj (плешивый) Old Baldy, solntselikij (солнцеликий) Sunny Face (as in putting on a false face), Pynya (Пыня) False Person, Inky Poops (Charles Moore), Kim Jong Pu, Kim Jong Put, Putler (Putin+Hitler), Vladadolph Putler, VVP (initials of Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin), Madimir Putin, Pootie Poot (George W. Bush), Abbadon (Hell's Angels), The Puppet Master, Volodya, The Grey Cardinal of the Kremlin, Vova, Platov, Agario Skins, Superputin, Stuporputin

Russian nicknames for Putin are not complimentary and include Cigarette Butt, Pale Moth, Botox, Old Baldy, Gnome, Crab and Fart!

Trump administration nicknames: Crazytown (General John Kelly), Zoo Without Walls (Reince Priebus), Staff Infection (Stephen Colbert), Amoral Flying Monkeys (Keith Olbermann), Monster's Ball (David Axelrod), The Grifters (Valerie Plame), The Washington Denial Machine (Bob Woodward), The Hapless Incompetents (Ryan Cooper), The Bazaar (Bob Corker), The Bizarre Bazaar (Michael R. Burch)

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Will the Bar Association bill and bar Bill Barr? — Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

Heroes of the Pandumbic: Trump Coronavirus Nicknames

Donald Trump nicknames: Don the Con, DEAF CON 1, The Lyin' King

Ivanka Trump nicknames: Princess Covidiot, VICE Princess Ivanka

Jared Kushner nicknames: Aide de Kampf, Donald Trump's Junior Partner in Grime, Jarring Jared, Muscle-less Jethro, Jarvanka

Donald Trump Jr. nicknames: Donnie Dunce Junior, Ponyboy, Chip Off the Old Blockhead, Fredo Corleone, Frito, Fraido

Eric Trump nicknames: Eric the Shred, Eric the Brain Dead, The Covidiot, Eric Idle, Draco Malfoy, Sonny Corleone, Sonny-Boy

Melania Trump nicknames: The Slovenian Sphinx (Maureen Dowd), Melania Antoinette (Michael R. Burch), Melanoma, The Cold One

Lara Trump nicknames: Lara Tiara, Lara Antoinette ("Let the shutdown victims eat cake!"), Princess Privilege, The Senseless Socialite, I Candy, Inside Sedition (she was a producer of Inside Edition), Ivanka Lite, Plumped Lips Lara, Lara of the Plumped Lips (Jimmy Kimmel), Lara Lea Yunaska (her maiden name)

Barron Trump nicknames: Mini-Donald, Little Donald, Poor Little Rich Kid, Barron von Trump

Tiffany Trump nicknames: Tiff, Whiff, Wild Card, The Other Daughter, The Unknown Trump, Trinket, M.I.A., P.O.W., The Forgotten Trump, Little Miss Invisibility

While Tiffany Trump is practicing the art of invisibility, and has mostly mastered it, every now and then she will utter a high-pitched, mouse-like squeak, before dashing back into the deep, dark depths of her daddy-funded dungeon.

Trump Opposition Nicknames

Liz Cheney nicknames: Liz, Trump's Bane, Last Stand Liz, Last Woman Standing (in the GOP, at least)
Mitt Romney nicknames: Mitt, Romney Hood (Barack Obama) 
Meghan McCain nicknames: Maverick, M&M
Paul Ryan: P.D., Paulie, Ryan's Hope, Boy Scout (Donald Trump), Pious Paul
Rand Paul nicknames: Mr. Nerdy Perm, Mr. Poodle-'Do, The Aquah Budha, Schrödinger's Cat-a-Tonic Candidate (he's "a man on all sides of all issues all at once"), Mr. Death Spiral, Mr. Just-Kill-Them-All!, Truly Weird Rand Paul (Donald Trump), Justice Never Sleeps (his choice for a Secret Service code name; he later called it "one of those nicknames you try to make happen and miserably fail")

Trump Election Nicknames, Trump Coup Nicknames, Trump Sedition Nicknames and Trump Insurrection Nicknames

Marjorie Taylor Greene nicknames: Mad Marge, Klan Mom, The QAnon Queen, QAnon Kook, Boss of Karens, Queen Karen the Grate
George P. Bush nicknames: P, Pee, Golden Shower George, Puddles, Poodle, Trump's Lapdog, Turncoat, Traitor

Michael Whatley nicknames: Witless Whatley, Wazzup Whatley, Motley Whatley, The MAGA Megaphony

Matt Gaetz nicknames: Jail Bait Gaetz, Hell's Gaetz, Barbarian at the Gaetz, Young Nixon, Tricky Dick II, Mr. Revenge Porn

Joel Greenberg nicknames: Matt Gaetz's Wingman, Mr. Venmo, Mr. Cash App, The Sugar Daddy, The Matchmaker, Dire Abby, The Minor Miner, The Scarlet Pimp-ernel

Matt Gaetz is the spittin' image of Richard Nixon, so call him Tricky Dick II. Or he might be Donny Osmond's evil twin brother. But in any case, it's obvious why he has to pay for sex! And it doesn't help that he got his cross-eyed, color-blind pimp to dress him. On a more sober note, the New York Times has reported that the Justice Department is investigating Gaetz over allegations he had sex with an underage girl and paid for her to travel with him, including over state lines. And it bears noting that this investigation was launched by the Justice Department under William Barr, a staunch conservative. Why was Gaetz one of only two representatives to vote against a Florida revenge porn bill? Well, Mr. Revenge Porn was apparently emailing naked pictures of women to his fellow politicians. He allegedly made it clear that he thought it was his "right" to share intimate pictures of women without their consent.

Halsey Beshear has been accused of sugar-daddying underage girls as well. Politico reported that Beshear had three women “young enough to be his daughters” with him when he returned to Florida from the Bahamas in his private plane. That caused Customs Agents to take a closer look at Beshear. A third member of the Bahamas Pussy Posse was Jason Pirozzolo, a fundraiser for Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. NBC, CBS and the New York Times have reported that expenses for the trip — including female escorts — were paid by marijuana entrepreneur Jason Pirozzolo. A fourth person associated with the Cradle Robbers Cartel is Joel Greenberg, whose attorney says he is working on a plea bargain. According to Politico, Greenberg flipped on Gaetz after trying to get a pardon from Don the Con. Gaetz has allegedly been linked to Greenberg, who has been charged with a number of federal offenses, including sex trafficking of a minor and commercial sex acts.

Halsey Beshear nicknames: The Grim Reaper, The Not-So-Sweet Sugar Daddy, The Cradle Robber, Ballsy Halsey

Jason Pirozzolo nicknames: Mr. Marijuana, The Hands-On Hand Surgeon, The Handy Man

Mike Lee nicknames: The Rand Paul of the West, The Mad Hugger, Superspreader Mike Lee, Kid Covid, Mike the Shrike, Hard-a-Lee Mike, Mulligan Mike, Mike the Mulligan Man

“Look, everyone makes mistakes, everyone is entitled to a mulligan once in a while,” Mulligan Man Mike Lee told Fox News, suggesting that the Saffron Seditionist should get a do-over.

Kevin McCarthy nicknames: Phony Baloney, Mr. Malaprop, Hell's a-Revvin' Kevin, Snarky McCarthy

Josh Hawley nicknames: Skin Crawley Hawley, Bawley Hawley, FrankenHawley, Mr. Election Erection, The Post-Trump Trumpist, JoshEWa Hawley, The Swamp Creature

Jason Miller nicknames: Lie Spiller Miller, Lie Swiller Miller, Jason Shiller, Miller LITE on Truth, Miller of Tall Tales, Political Mayhem Miller, Trump's SpokesToady

Tommy Tuberville nicknames: Mr. Potato Head, Mr. Mashed Potato Brains, The Riverboat Gambler

John Boehner nicknames: Boner (George W. Bush), Orange Man, Trump's Tanning Companion, Swamp Creature (Jason Miller), Weepy, Weepy McDrunky, Sir Drunkalot, Weeper of the House

Ali Alexander nicknames: Alexander the Grate, AlexPander the Grate, The Stop the Steal Squealer

Andy Biggs nicknames: Mr. Bigg Shot, Mr. Bigg Mouth, The Arizona Insurrectionist

Paul Gosar nicknames: Go Too Far Gosar, Cooked Goose Gosar, Tsar Gosar

Mo Brooks nicknames: Less Is Mo' Brooks, Mo Bucks, Mo Money, Mo Misinformation, The MAGA Motor Mouth, The Square Peg, The Recon Don, The Snazzy Nazi, The White Supremacist Terrorist, The Civil War Revivalist, The Alabama Insurrectionist, The Alabama Ass Kisser

It's endlessly odd when an ass kisser like Mo Brooks implores other people to be "ass kickers." Brooks sowed the wind, will he now reap the biblical whirlwind? In any case, Mo Brooks is the Square Peg in a certain round hole belonging to his Dark Lord and Master. In late December, Ali Alexander told his followers on Periscope that he, Biggs, Gosar and Brooks, three Republican members of Congress, were "planning something big" that would put maximum pressure on Congress. Investigative reporter Jason Paladino noted that Alexander claimed to have organized the insurrection “with congressman @RepGosar @RepMoBrooks and @RepAndyBiggsAZ. We four schemed up putting maximum pressure on congress while they were voting ...” How much pressure was going to be applied? According to CNN, Alexander said, “It was to build momentum and pressure and then on the day change hearts and minds of Congress peoples [sic] who weren’t yet decided or who saw everyone outside and said, ‘I can't be on the other side of that mob.’”

The Trump supporters who stormed the Capitol building are collectively known as Hogan's Zeroes, Budget Rambos, the Loud Boys and the Loath Keepers; they include:

Jacob Anthony Chansley nicknames: The QAnon Shaman, Q Shaman, Jake Angeli
Eric Munchel nicknames: The Zip Tie Guy, Mama's Boy, Mama's Little Helper (he brought his mother to the "revolution")
Lisa Eisenhart nicknames: The Insurgency Chaperone (she is Eric Munchel's mother)
Adam Christian Johnson nicknames: Ski Dad, Tan Man and The Lectern Thief
Richard Barnett nicknames: The Footsie King, The Barcalounger and The Bark-a-Lounger
Larry Brock Jr. nicknames: The Bandana Bandit, Flyboy and Fly-on-the-Wall-Boy
Tim Gionet nicknames: Baked Alaska, Tiny Tim
Robert Keith Packer nicknames: Camp Auschwitz
Brandon Fellows nicknames: The Bumble Bee (he said his Bumble dating profile was "blowing up")
Aaron Mostofsky nicknames: The Fur Pelt Patriot
Jenna Ryan nicknames: The Realtor, Ryan's Dope, The Pat-Riot Patriot
Jenny Cudd nicknames: Little Miss Domestic Terrorism 2021, Chewy, The Regurgitation Queen
Derrick Evans nicknames: Mr. Selfie, The Lawless Lawmaker
Robert Sanford nicknames: The Fire Extinguisher (a fireman, he hit three police officers with a fire extinguisher)
Emily Hernandez nicknames: Emily Post-Democracy
Doug Jensen nicknames: Jet Jensen, The Jensen Burner
Iced Earth guitarist Jon Schaffer nicknames: The Bear Sprayer, De-Iced Spice
Proud Boys organizer Joseph Biggs nicknames: Mr. Biggshot
Proud Boys organizer Nicholas R. Ochs nicknames: Tricky Nicky, Anti-Saint Nick, The High Flyin' Hawaiin
Proud Boys member Dominic Pezzola nicknames: Spazzo
Oath Keeper Roberto Minuta nicknames: Minuta Man, Minute Minuta, Mr. Minutia

Albert Watkins, the attorney for Jacob Anthony Chansley, said that his client, who stormed into the nation's Capitol building shirtless and wearing a horned bearskin headdress, now "regrets very, very much having not just been duped by the President, but by being in a position where he allowed that duping to put him in a position to make decisions he should not have made."

Chris Christie: Corpus Christie, Big Boy (George W. Bush), Lap-Bandito, Enormes Pantalones, The Shillsbury Dough Boy
Mike Flynn nicknames: Dr. Strangelove, In Like Flynnt, Red Flynnstone, Flynnskint, Walking Car Crash (Chris Christie)
Tom Emmer nicknames: Truth Hemmer Emmer, Castration Tom, The Gay Slayer, The Next Michelle Bachmann (Mother Jones)
Eric Herschmann nicknames: Eric the Red, The Hearse Man
Matthew E. Morgan nicknames: Door Matt Morgan, Morgan Le Flay, The Stonewaller
Robert O'Brien nicknames: Bad Rap Robert, Un-Rapid Robert, The NSA Naysayer
Emily Newman nicknames: Mad Auntie Em, The Voice of Shamerica
Patrick Byrne nicknames: Blockchain Byrne, Blockhead Byrne, Brain Drain Byrne, The Mad Overstocker, The Mad King, The Crypto King, The Renaissance Man of E-Commerce, Maria Butina's Flame, Putin's Protégé, Putin's Sock Puppet

Patrick Byrne is nuttier than the proverbial fruitcake.

Louie Gohmert nicknames: Rigger Mortis, The Election Rigger, Loopy Louie, Loony Tunes Louie, Congressman Covid
L. Lin Wood nicknames: Attorney for the Damned, Loopy Lin, Lyin' Lin, The Pluralist, The Executioner, Woody Woodshed
Rudy Giuliani: Trudy, Colludy Rudy, The Ghoul, Rudy Ghouliani, Rudy the Red-Nosed Panderer, Drooliani, Fooliani, The Voice of Treason
Sidney Powell: Sid Vicious, Sidney Whiplash, Snidely Whiplash, Insane Clown P-ssy, The Cracked Kraken, The Crackpot Kraken, Hell's-a-Poppin' Powell, The Shark Jumper, The Loco-Motive, The Last Train to Crazytown

Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell and Lin Brown nicknames: The Four Dorkmen of the Apocalypse, The Flub Four, The Four Blusterteers and The Crackpot Krakens (Michael R. Burch), The Keystone Flops, The Far Slide, The Last Train to Crazytown

On December 18, 2020 the Last Train to Crazytown arrived in the White House and immediately flew off the rails. Sidney Powell and three fellow conspiracy theorists barged in, demanded a meeting with Trump. White House senior adviser Eric Herschmann asked how the hell Snidley Wiplash was let in, but the meeting took place nonetheless. The other members of the Crackpot Kraken's entourage were Dr. Strangelove himself, Michael Flynn, the Mad Overstocker, Patrick Byrne, and Emily Newman aka Mad Auntie Em. For White House staffers, it would be yet another tsunami in "an unending sea of garbage churned up by the bottom feeders." Powell insisted that Dominion Voting Systems had rigged its machines to "flip" Trump votes as part of an "international communist plot." She wanted to declare a national security emergency, she demanded top-secret security clearances for her cabal, and she wanted the US military to seize Dominion's voting machines. Herschmann countered Powell with: "All you do is promise, but never deliver." The usually mild-mannered Derek Lyons jeered: "You've brought 60 cases and you've lost every case you’ve had!" Powell's defense? "Every judge is corrupt," she insisted. "We can't rely on them." An incredulous Herschmann retorted, "Even the judges we appointed? Are you out of your fucking mind?" Powell also claimed that Attorney General William Barr, the Department of Justice and the FBI were "corrupt." Brain Drain Byrne chimed in with, "There are guys with big guns and badges who can get these things." Herschmann asked, "What are you, three years old?" The barrage of insanity went on for hours. The arguments became so heated that Colludy Rudy Giuliani — who had joined the debate by phone — urged everyone to calm down. One participant later observed, "When Rudy's the voice of reason, you know the meeting's not going well." Powell threw Rudy under the bus, by saying he had no idea who had "rigged" the election. In her fantasy it was foreigners, in his it was Democrats. That trashing before his Lord and Master explains why Ghouliani distanced himself from the Crackpot Kraken after the nightmare meeting. In the end the Kraken cracked and was not handed the severed head of American democracy on a silver platter. But it certainly wasn't for a lack of dark, demented, Herculean effort. Was this Putin's latest gambit, in his attempts to undermine and/or destroy American democracy? Patrick Byrne was the lover of the convicted Russian spy Maria Butina. He has major financial problems. Was Byrne working for the Russians, whether knowingly or as a "useful fool," when he suggested using the "big guns" to keep Putin's Puppet in office?

Trump's lawyers are so incompetent, they can't spell their own names! Lin Wood is The Pluralist because he filed an amicus curiae brief with the Supreme Court and not only pluralized amicus to amici for some unfathomable reason, but even pluralized his last name to Woods! Loopy Lin went on to refer to himself as the amici (friends) rather than amicus (friend) of the court, saying in a garbled mix of English and Latin: "Amici (Friends) is L. Lin Wood, Jr. ..."

The Powell legal team misspelled the word "district" three different ways in documents submitted to state courts: "THE UNITED STATES DISTRICCT COURT, NORTHERN DISTRCOICT OF GEORGIA, EASTERN DISTRCT OF MICHIGAN."

At long last, Loopy Lin Wood has produced actual evidence of election fraud in Georgia! However, it turns out the election fraud was Loopy Lin himself, since he apparently changed his legal residence to South Carolina, then illegally voted in Georgia. In a glorious irony, the Georgia secretary of state's office is now investigating Wood for election fraud. Then, while attempting to cover up his crime, Loopy Lin once again proved that he can't spell by emailing: "I changed my resident [sic] to South Carolina on February 1, 2021."

Lyin' Lin Wood called for the execution of Mike Pence by firing squad, for not joining Don the Con's coup. That's all in a day's work, for the Gaud Father's crack team of legal crackpots. Delaware judge Craig Karsnitz sent Woody to the Woodshed, refusing to let him practice law in his court because Wood lacked "sufficient character" and "exhibited a toxic stew of mendacity, prevarication and surprising incompetence."

Alan Dershowitz nicknames: The Dersh, The Shitz, Devil's Advocate, The Lolita Express Conductor
Jenna Ellis nicknames: Ellis Island of Zombies, The COVID Kid, The Super-Spreader, Trump's Spokestoady
Butch Bowers nicknames: Butch the Crutch, Last Chance, Last Choice, Showers of Hours Bowers, Trump's Anchor Tenant
Bruce L. Castor Jr. nicknames: Castor Oil, Disaster Caster, Cringeworthy Castor, Castor the Invisible Ghost, Loose-With-The-Truth Bruce, Bruce the Schmooze, Lawyer-ish, Prosecutor Cheerleader Castor, Bridesmaid Bruce (SNL), Trump's Lead Prosecutor (Castor himself), Trump's Bailiff (SNL)

David Schoen nicknames: Seditionist Schoen, Last Gasp, Hail Mary, Throw-Trump-a-Bone Schoen
Michael Van Der Veen nicknames: Herr Van Der Spleen, Der Fuhrer's Fanatic, The Philadelphia Fanatic, Man of the Penis (SNL)

Jeffrey Clark nicknames: Trump's Legal Beagle, Trump's Lap Poodle, Clark Bent, Clark the Snark, Clerk Clark
Justin Clark nicknames: Unjust Justin, Trump's Scampaign Lawyer, Christie's Cream
John Eastman nicknames: John Heistman, John Fleeceman, Birther Boy, John the Con, The Spleen Dean
Ken Paxton nicknames: The Houston Castro (Michael R. Burch), Trump's Poodle, Texas Toast (burned by SCOTUS)
Deborah Barbier nicknames: Lawyer Barbie, The Barbie Moll, Barber Barbie, Haircut Barbie, Hail Mary Debby
Josh Howard nicknames: Trump's Joke Lawyer, You-Must-Be-Joshing-Me Howard
Johnny Gasser nicknames: Gaslight Johnny, Gassed-Out Johnny
Greg Harris nicknames: Greg the Dredge, Barrister Harris
Bill Stepien: nicknames Smoke (now you see him, now you don't), The Stepmaster, The Evil Stepfather, Data Drudge
Louis DeJoy nicknames: DeToy, DePloy, DeTour, Postmaster Saboteur, De-Postmaster General, Trump's Partner in Grime
Clarence Thomas nicknames: Uncle Tom, Gramps, Slappy, Anita's Bane
Virginia Thomas nicknames: Ginni the Ninny, Treasonous Thomas
Clarence and Ginni Thomas nicknames: The CONservative COUPle
Thom Tillis nicknames: Skippy (Richard Burr), Thom Thumb, The Covidiot (he said his staff called him an idiot)
Ronna McDaniel nicknames: Far-Gonna Ronna, The Ronna-Bot, Corona Ronna
Nick Luna nicknames: Trump's Lunatic, The Luna Tick
Johnny McEntee nicknames: Johnny Mac, Trick Shot, Hot Johnny, Jimbo, Trump's Body Man, The Fresh-Faced Fascist
John Cornyn nicknames: Corndog (George W. Bush), Cornpone, Corn Prone, Corncob, Corny, Horn in Cornyn, KKK Cornyn
Karen Pence nicknames: The Lying Nun, Creepy Karen (Donald Trump), Mother (Mike Pence), Miss Vice Antichrist
Mike Pence: The Coronavirus Czar, Dense Pence, Senseless Pence, Mike Pounce (Donald Trump), Miami Vice
Ron DeSantis nicknames: DeSatan, DeSatanist, Death-Dealer DeSantis, CoRONa DeathSantis, Rosie Ronny, Conny Ronny
Betsy DeVos: Cruella DeVile, Diva DeVos, DeVile DeVos, DeVil DeVos, Deaducation Secretary DeVos, Drek-retary of Dead-ucation, Madame De Voucher, Betsy DeVoid, Betsy De Gross, Ditzy DeVos (Donald Trump), Dolores Umbridge
Rick Scott nicknames: Scrooge (for making it impossible for Floridians to get unemployment relief)
David Bossie nicknames: Bossy, the Boss, Bessie
Mark Green nicknames: The Uberhawk
Mark Esper nicknames: Troop, The Battle Space Bimbo, The Secretary of De-Sense, The Secretary of Nonsense, The Acolyte, The Trump Hisser
Mark Milley nicknames: Milley Cyrus, Milling Milley, Willy Nilly Milley
Mike Pompeo: Pompey the Grate, The China Sin-Drone (Michael R. Burch), The Wuhan Conman, Miss America
Mitch McConnell: Fuckface McTurtlebitch, The Turtle, Mitch the Snitch-Bitch, Koch Addict (Michael R. Burch), Mitch McConHell
Kellyanne Conway: Miss Coronavirus 2020, The Human-COVID Hybrid, Kellyanne Con-Artist (Randy Rainbow)
Larry Kudlow nicknames: Spudlow, Scudlow, Cudlow, Go Low Kudlow, Low Ball Kudlow, Chewer of Trump's Cud Low
Peter Navarro nicknames: The EEKonomist, China Sin-Drone 2 (Michael R. Burch), Bullshitter in the China Shop

Hope Hicks: Hopeless Hicks, The Stupor Model, Tricky Hicky, Hopester and Hopie (Donald Trump)
Ben Sasse nicknames: Sassy Sasse, Sashay Sasse, Keynote Bleeper

Lindsey Graham nicknames: Graham Cracker, Crackers, Nutjob (Donald Trump), Disgrace (Trump), Crazy (Trump), Flimsy Lindsey, Lindsey Gomez, Stinkball, Lady Graham and Lady G (said to be his nicknames among male sex workers), The Queer Overseer, Bootlicker Extrordinaire, Filly Graham, Shilly Graham, 75-Year-Old Teacher's Pet (SNL's Alex Moffat), Leningrad Lindsey (#LeningradLindsey)

Lindsey Graham Cracker has died his hair blonde to match his Machiavellian master's. Apparently political lapdogs also look like their owners.

Dr. Scott Atlas nicknames: Atlas Shrugged, The Leech, Dr. Know Little "wouldn't know science if it kicked him in the ass" (Brianna Keilar)
Dr. Stella Immanuel nicknames: The Demon Semen Doctor, Trump's "Must Watch" Witch Doctor, Miss Alien DNA 2020
Joseph Grogan nicknames: Bulk Grogan, Bulk Hooligan, Grogan's Zeroes
Dr. Moncef Slaoui nicknames: Mon Chef, Eyechart, Mr. Warp Speed
General Gustave F. Perna nicknames: Gus, Gusty
Richard Epstein nicknames: No Einstein (he predicted 500 coronavirus deaths, then 5,000, then 50,000 ...)
Erin Perrine nicknames: Erin Urine, Miss Piss, The Trump Hisser, The Trump Pisser, Lyin' Erin
Aaron Ginn nicknames: Slow Ginn Fizz (Michael R. Burch), Ginn Rummy, The Growth Hacker (Ginn himself)
William Barr: Ironslide, Raymond Barr, Detourney General, Human Hefty Bag, Slobber Baron, Enabler General, Trump's Barr Tender
Kayleigh McEnany: Fact-Free Kayleigh, McEnemy, McInaney, McIninny, Miss Misinformation, Miss Truthless, The Trump-et, Miss Trumpet, The Yes-Woo-Man, The Prim & Proper Propagandist

Fact-Free Kayleigh McEnany, the new White House Press Secretary, has a very checkered history with the truth. Before capitulating to the dark side, she had called Trump's rhetoric "racist," "hateful" and "derogatory." After becoming a Trump lapdog and yes-woo-man, McInane-y obsequiously predicted that, thanks to Trump, "we will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here." More recently McIninny responded to criticism of her boss by saying, "President Trump’s coronavirus response has been unprecedented and saved American lives." Miss Misinformation misspelled "unpresidented" since the American Pilate has washed his hands of any responsibility for American deaths on his watch.

According to Fact-Free Kayleigh McEnany the acting president of the United States is now Detourney General William Barr! McInaney said it was Trump's Barr-Tender who issued the order to increase the White House perimeter by attacking peaceful protesters. But an attorney general has no such authority. So either the Slobber Baron has engineered a coup or Donald the Menace is looking for scapegoats to avoid a voter-imposed timeout.

Kellyanne Conway: Con-Way Twit said, "It is being contained; do you not see it being contained?"
Fox News: the Hyperventilators of Faux News all agree: the coronavirus is "fake news" and a "liberal hoax"

Sean Hannity nicknames: Sean O'Scammity (Michael R. Burch), Sean of the Brain Dead, Brain Drain, Lumpy (Jon Stewart), Shammity, Sean Vanity, Sean Insanity, Flubberboy

Tucker Carlson nicknames: Tucker Charlatan, Human White Claw (SNL's Alex Moffat), Sucker, The Trumpsucker, Fucker, Fuckup, Suckup, Fucker Charlatan, Fucker Snarlson, Fucker Snarkson, Fucker Sharkson, Friar Tuck, Fryer Tuck, Gretchen (Jeanine Pirro), White Supremacist Goblin, Hobgoblin, Slobgoblin, Snobgoblin

Rush Limbaugh: The Rushian aka Rusty Dim Bulb said the coronavirus "is the common cold, folks"
Lou Dobbs nicknames: Loop-de-Lou aka Screwloose Lou blames the real media for "playing up fears" of the virus

Ludicrous Lou Dobbs said Trump is "arguably the greatest president in our history" as the coronavirus death toll eclipsed 100,000.

Laura Ingraham: Ingrasham said "the facts are actually pretty reassuring" and blamed the real media
Tomi Lahren: Brain Drain Lahren aka White Power Barbie is more concerned about used needles
Geraldo Rivera: Jerry Rivers said the "ordinary old flu" is more dangerous than the coronavirus
Peter Hegseth: Megadeath Hegseth said "the more I learn about the coronavirus the less concerned I am"
Jeanine Pirro: Blearo said talk about the coronavirus being more deadly than the flu "doesn’t reflect reality"
Jesse Watters: High Watters Murk said he and his pompadour are "not afraid of the coronavirus"
Donald Trump: Don the Con said "This is the flu, it's going to disappear one day ... like a miracle!"
Devin Nunes: Numbnuts Nunes said "it's a great time to go out" with the family to a local restaurant
Matt Schlapp: Schlapp Me Silly said "it is very, very difficult to contract this virus"
Mercedes Schlapp: Mercy Less Schlapp did not contradict her ill-informed hubby
Ainsley Earhardt: Dearheart Earhard said "it is actually the safest time to fly"
Ed Rensi: Truth Rinser Rensi said "there's a lot of hyperbole and noise" about the coronavirus
Dr. Marc Siegel: Trump Beagle Siegel said the "worst case scenario" is that "it could be the flu"
Dr. Drew Pinsky: Hinky Pinsky said "it's milder than we thought, the tally rate is going to drop"
Ed Henry: Featherhead Ed said that if we understand the "context" the virus is "not as scary"
Sean Hannity: Scammity later said, "This program has always taken the coronavirus seriously!"

Nicknames for Trump and his allies have been coined by Glenn Beck, Samantha Bee, Joe Biden, Charles M. Blow, Steve Bannon, Dana Carvey, Graydon Carter, Michael Che, Hillary Clinton, Stephen Colbert, Garrison Keillor, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Kristol, David Letterman, Bill Maher, John McCain, Michael Moore, Seth Myers, NBC, Trevor Noah, Conan O'Brien, John Oliver, Lawrence O'Donnell, Rosie O'Donnell, Martin O'Malley, Sarah Palin, Dan Rather, Marco Rubio, Nate Silver, SNL, Jon Stewart, USA Today ... and even by The Donald and his first wife, the former Ivana Trump!

Hogan Gidley nicknames: Giddy Gidley, The Gadfly, Hogan's Non-Hero, Sulk Hogan
Steve Mnuchin nicknames: Hedge Hog, PAC-man, No-Chin Mnuchin, The Foreclosure King, The Forecloser
Chad Wolf nicknames: Dangling Chad, Hanging Chad, Wolf in Sheep's Clothing, Wolfie, The Wolfman, Secretary of Insecurity
Brett Giroir nicknames: Hot Air Giroir, Bad Bet Brett
Alyssa Alexandra Farah nicknames: Farah Faucet, Miss Misinformation
Judd Deere nicknames: Deere in the Headlights

Brad Parscale nicknames: Truth and Honor For Sale Parscale, Sliding Scale Parscale, Amazon (Donald Trump), The Website Guy (Donald Trump), Bedshitter Brad (Gabriel Sherman)

Dr. Ben Carson nicknames: HUD Ornament (Michael R. Burch), Psychopath (Donald Trump), Crazy Ben Carson, Dummy (his childhood nickname)
Dr. Deborah Birx nicknames: Miss Misinformation, Miss Leading, Trump's Echo, The Truth Trumper, Birx of Pray, Smirks Birx
Dr. Stephen Hahn nicknames: Hands-Off Hahn (he has quarantined himself at the White House), Hahn Solo

Dr. Stephen Hahn Solo flies with the Dark Side of the Force, obedient to the American Darth Vader.

Dr. Robert Redfield nicknames: Red Rover, Robert Redress, AWOL, Renfield, Deadfield, Doctor Doomed #1
Dr. Anthony Fauci nicknames: The Voice of Reason, The Truth Teller, Trump's Next Firee, Doctor Doomed #2
Dr. Mark Mulligan nicknames: No Mulligan Mark (he says, contra Trump, that a vaccine will not be ready for public use this year)
Dr. Jerome Adams nicknames: The Invisible Man, The Sturgeon General, The Sleepy Anesthesiologist, Snoozy
Dr. Nancy Messonnier nicknames: Messenger Angel, The Shot-Down Messenger
Dr. Anne Schuchat nicknames: Snapchat Schuchat
Seema Verma nicknames: Seem-a One-Term-a (another likely Trump firee)
Alex Azar nicknames: Alex Afar (Michael R. Burch), The ex-Coronavirus Czar, The First Firee
Michael Caputo nicknames: Capo Caputo, Kaputo, Kaput, Kaputz, Mafioso Mike
Harlan Hill nicknames: Snarlin' Harlan, Harlan Panders, The Shoe Eater, A Hill Too Far, A Shill Too Far
Brian Kemp nicknames: Lyin' Brian, Verklempt Kemp, Kemp the Temp, Clueless Kemp, The April Fool, The Impeachable Peach

Trump Opposition Nicknames

Joe Biden Nicknames: Scranton Joe, Scrap Iron, Stridin' Biden, Amtrack Joe, Cup of Joe, Diamond Joe, Sleepy Joe and Basement Biden (Donald Trump)
Hillary Clinton nicknames: HRC, Hill, Sister Frigidaire, Shrillery, Killery, Crooked Hillary (Donald Trump), Wonder Girl (George W. Bush)
Bill Clinton nicknames: Bubba, Slick Willie, Wild Bill Clinton (Donald Trump), The Comeback Kid
Barack Obama nicknames: Barry, No Drama Obama, No Shock Barack, The One
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez nicknames: AOC, Evita (Donald Trump)
Mitt Romney: Mittens, Myth Romney, Mitt Robme, The Romneybot, Bird Legs
Adam Schiff nicknames: Shifty Schiff (Donald Trump)
Pat Toomey: No Tariffs Toomey (Donald Trump)
Elizabeth Warren nicknames: Pocahontas (Donald Trump)
Kim Jong-un nicknames: Lil Kim, Rocket Man and Little Rocket Man (Donald Trump)
Joe Scarborough nicknames: Morning Joe and Psycho Joe (Donald Trump)

Political Nicknames of the Past

Winston Churchill: The British Bulldog
Margaret Thatcher: The Iron Lady, The Milk Snatcher
Tony Blair: Teflon Tony, Bliar
Neville Chamberlain: The Coroner
Abraham Lincoln: Honest Abe, Uncle Abe, The Rail-Splitter, The Great Emancipator, The Ancient One, The Tycoon
Ulysses S. Grant: Unconditional Surrender Grant
William Henry Harrison: Tippecanoe, General Mum
Theodore Roosevelt: Teddy, TR, The Lion, The Hero of San Juan Hill, The Trust Buster
Richard Nixon: Tricky Dick
Harry S. Truman: Give 'Em Hell Harry
George Washington: The Father of His Country
Thomas Jefferson: The Sage of Monticello
Ronald Reagan: The Gipper, Dutch, The Great Communicator, The Teflon President
Dwight D. Eisenhower: Ike
Andrew Jackson: Old Hickory, King Mob, King Andrew, Jackass
James K. Polk: Young Hickory, Napoleon of the Stump
Zachary Taylor: Old Rough and Ready
Calvin Coolidge: Silent Cal
Benjamin Harrison: The Human Iceberg, Little Ben
John F. Kennedy: JFK, Jack
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: FDR, Sphinx
Lyndon B. Johnson: LBJ
George W. Bush: Dubya, Junior, Bush Jr., 43
William Howard Taft: The Big Chief, Big Lug
George H. W. Bush: Poppy
Woodrow Wilson: The Schoolmaster
James Madison: His Little Majesty
James Monroe: The Last Cocked Hat
John Quincy Adams: Old Man Eloquent, The Abolitionist
Martin Van Buren: Martin Van Ruin, Old Kinderhook, The Little Magician
Millard Fillmore: The American Louis Phillippe
Franklin Pierce: Handsome Frank
Rutherford B. Hayes: Rutherfraud, His Fraudulency
John Tyler: His Accidency
John Adams: His Rotundity
Grover Cleveland: His Obstinacy, Uncle Jumbo, Grover the Good
Herbert Hoover: The Chief, The Great Engineer, The Great Humanitarian
Jimmy Carter: The Peanut Farmer
Gerald Ford: Jerry, Mr. Nice Guy
James Buchanan: Ten Cent Jimmy, Old Buck
James Garfield: Boatman Jim, The Preacher President
Chester A. Arthur: Chet, Prince Arthur, The Dude President
Andrew Johnson: The Tennessee Tailor
William McKinley: The Napoleon of Protection
Warren G. Harding: Wobbly Warren
Ron Paul: Dr. No
Mitch McConnell: Moscow Mitch, Mitch Muck-Con-Hell, The Napping Turtle
Lindsey Graham: Flimsy Lindsey, Graham Cracker, Leningrad Lindsey, Fifty Shades of Gay
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger nickname: The Governator
California Governor Jerry Brown nickname: Governor Moonbeam
Senator Arlen Specter: Snarlin' Arlen
New Mexico Governor William Blaine Richardson nickname: Coyote Bill
Arizona Senator John McCain nicknames: Johnny, McNasty
Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel nickname: Rahmbo
Michigan Governor Gerhard Mennen Williams nickname: Soapy
New Jersey Senator Robert Torricelli nickname: Torch
Florida Governor Lawton Chiles nickname: Walkin' Lawton

Top Ten Donald Trump Nicknames of Family, Friends and Extremely Close "Inner Circle" Associates

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Donald Trump: The Donald, Agent Orange, Man-Baby, Lord Voldemort, Little Horn, The Trump of Doom, THE ANTICHRIST

Melania Trump: The Slovenian Sphinx, First Babe, Melania Antoinette (Michael R. Burch), Melanoma, The Cold One, JEZEBEL

Jared Kushner: Aide de Kampf, Little Jared and Baby Boy (Ana Navarro), Cushy Kushner, Little Cushball, Jarhead, NIMROD

Ivanka Trump: Ivanka Tramp, Proxy Wife, Nordic Goddess, I Candy, Trophy Daughter, The First-Lady-Daughter, FALLEN ANGEL

Donald Trump Jr.: Junior, Dunce Jr., Ponyboy, Fredo, Frito, Fraido, The Cheapest Gazillionaire Heirhead, GOG

Eric Trump: Eric the Red, Eric the Brain Dead, Eric of Orange, Eric Idle, Draco Malfoy, Sonny-Boy, MAGOG

Tiffany Trump: Tiff the Stiff, Wild Card, The Other Daughter, The Unknown Trump, Trinket, Not Ivanka, M.I.A., P.O.W., The Forgotten Trump, Miss Invisible

Lara Trump nicknames: Lara Tiara, Lara Antoinette, Princess Privilege

Barron Trump nicknames: Mini-Donald, Little Donald, Poor Little Rich Kid, Barron von Trump

Trump is putting the X back in Xmas by X-ing out refugee children and their mothers. If baby Jesus and Mary showed up needing shelter, Trump would deny them even a lowly manger. Then he'd order American soldiers to drive them back into the wilderness at gunpoint. Meanwhile, this is what the satanic festivities at the White House looked like in years past:Trump Christmas.

Current/Rising/Trending Nicknames

Mike Pence: Trump's Poodle (George F. Will), Ashen Weasel (John Oliver), Albino Termite, The Recuse-Ant, Out of the Loop Dupe (USA Today), Past Tense Pence (Allan Ishac), The Holey Crusader (Michael R. Burch), Hoosier, Tuppence, Pence for Hire, Dense Pence, Senseless Pence, Sick Pence None the Retcher (Michael R. Burch), The Stepford Veep (Omarosa Manigault Newman), The Stolid Hack (GQ), Uber-Pious Pence (Daily Kos), Queer Apocalypse, THE VICE ANTICHRIST

Trump's Inner Circle nicknames: The Ukraine Brain Drain, The Squids Pro Quo, CON-federacy of Dunces, The West Wingnuts, Putin's Puppets, Those Who Refrain from Using the Brain

Rick Perry nicknames: Crotch, Rainman, Secretary Oops, Secretary of the Department of Oops! ("Whazzat I run? Duh, I forget!"), Rick Moronic, Rick Moreanus
Gordon Sondland nicknames: The Drug Dealer (John Bolton), The Blood Money Donor, Flesh Gordon, Flash for Cash Gordon
Kurt Volker nicknames: Curt Kurt, The Envoy, The Spook (he worked as a CIA analyst), The Navigator, The Retiree
Mick Mulvaney: Right-Wing Nutjob (a nickname he embraces), Hard Duty, The Temp, Whether Vane Mick, Trump's Nanny Boo-Boo, Scary Poppins

Mick Mulvaney is Mr. Quid Pro Quo. During a press briefing Mulvaney admitted: "We do that all the time with foreign policy."

William Barr: Ironslide, Raymond Barr, Detourney General, Human Hefty Bag, Slobber Baron, Enabler General, Trump's Barr Tender, Mr. ReBUTTal
Mike Pompeo: Drone Strike Mike, Koch Addict, Wichita Lineman, Koch Float, Koch Zero, Mr. Dark Money
Morgan Ortagus nicknames: Pompeo's Mouth Organ, Gusty, Disgusty, Ort-Gust, Morgan Le Fey
Charles Kupperman nicknames: Charlie, Kupperware (Donald Trump), Tupperware, Mr. Bland, K-Ration, Weirdo Beardo, Deputy Dawg
George P. Kent nicknames: Deputy Dawg, The Whistleblower, Clerk Kent
T.Ulrich Brechbuhl nicknames: Rich Bull, Bull Rich, Son of a Breech, Breeched Bull S**t, Pompeo's Pup
Lisa Kenna nicknames: Moan-a Lisa, Aide de Kampf, Henna Kenna
Volodymyr Zelensky nicknames: Eye Chart 
John Bolton nicknames: Dudley Do-Wrong, Captian Fangeroo, The Iraq Hack, The Mad Bomber, Dr. Strangelove, Duke Nukem, PAC-Man, Bolt-and-Screw-You
Rudy Giuliani: Trudy, Rudy Ghouliani, Rudy the Red-Nosed Panderer, Amerika's Scariest Mayor, Drooliani, Fooliani, Trump's TV Lawyer (Lawrence O'Donnell)

William B. Taylor nicknames: Bill, Chargé d'Affaires, The Whistleblower
Lev Parnas nicknames: The Levitator (before), The Leveler (after)
Igor Fruman nicknames: Thruman,
Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman nicknames: Giuliani's Gorillas, The Florida Fixers, The Keystone Slops, The Keystone Flops, The Dirt Diggers, The Slobsey Twins
John Dowd nicknames: Dowdy Dowd, The Dowager, The Dowdy Dodger, Howdy Dowdy, Porta-John, Asleep at the Wheel (Steve Bannon)
Michael Atkinson nicknames: The Watchdog, Inspector Gadget
Joseph Maguire nicknames: Trump's Rubber Stamp, The Doormat, Mr. Hear No Evil
Viktor Shokin nicknames: Shockin' Shokin, The Shock Jock
Marie Yovanovitch nicknames: Bad News (Donald Trump), Masha, The Masher, Eye Chart
Tim Morrison nicknames: Tiny Tim, The Retiree
Earl Matthews nicknames: The Duke of Hurl
Michael McKinley nicknames: Stand Up Mike
David Holmes nicknames: Sherlock
Fiona Hill nicknames: Unflappable Fiona, Touchstone Touché, Boot Hill, The Prophet (she predicted Trump's quid pro quo would "blow up")
Cindy Li Yang nicknames: Madame Flutter Fly, Madame Butterup, Miss Masseuse, Miss Easy Access, Yin to Trump's Yang

Dishonorable Mention

Brett Kavanaugh: Sludge Kavanaugh, Forrest Gump, Forrest Hump, Groper Junior, Hot Rod, The Caveman, The Hanging Judge, Mr. Dangling Participle
Lindsey Graham nicknames: Graham Cracker, Crackers, Nutjob (Donald Trump), Disgrace (Trump), Crazy (Trump), Flimsy Lindsey, Lindsey Gomez, Stinkball
Steve Bannon: Acting President Bannon, Loose Cannon Bannon, Stephen KKK Bannon, AmeriKlan Idol, Darth Bannon, Darkness Incarnate, The Arsonist
Kellyanne Conway: Wrongway Conway, Miss Misinformation, The Spinster, The Spin-Mistress (Bess Levin), The Trump Whisperer, Con-Way Twit
Mitch McConnell: Fuckface McTurtlebitch, The Turtle, Mitch the Snitch-Bitch, Koch Addict (Michael R. Burch), Mitch McConHell, Moscow Mitch
Devin Nunes: Known-Nothing Nunes, Numbnuts Nunes, Devin Devil, Nanu Nanu Nunes, Trump's Stooge (Nancy Pelosi), No Nunes is Good Nunes!
Ben Carson nicknames: HUD Ornament (Michael R. Burch), Psychopath (Donald Trump), Crazy Ben Carson, Dummy (his childhood nickname), The Slum Lord
Sean Spicer: Scary Spicer, Vanilla Spice, Spokestoady, Spokestwit, The Spice of Death, Sean of the Dead, Vanilla ISIS, Undearly Departed
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Sarah "Suckmypee" Sanders, Miss Misinformation, The Spinmistress, Miss Huckster, Miss Spokestoady
Hope Hicks: Hopeless Hicks, Tricky Hicky, Hicks from the Styx, The Hickster, Huckster Hicks, Hopester and Hopie (Donald Trump), The Press Dreck-retary
Betsy DeVos: Cruella DeVile, Diva DeVos, DeVile DeVos, Madame Voucher, Betsy DeVoid, Betsy de Gross, Ditzy DeVos (Donald Trump)
Erik Prince nicknames: The Prince of Darkness, The Black Prince, Creature from the Blackwater Lagoon, The Mercenary, Soldier of Misfortune, Trump's Surrogate, Erik the Red
Anthony Scaramucci: The Mooch, The Mooch Smooch (Trevor Noah), The Human Pinky Ring (Seth Myers), The 'Do-Whopper, Deputy DIP-pity-'Do
Steve Mnuchin nicknames: Hedge Hog, PAC-man, No-Chin Mnuchin, The Foreclosure King, The Forecloser, Dune Messiah
Gary Cohn nicknames: Sachs-man, The Goldman Sackman, Cohn's Disease, A$$hole, The Cohn-vict, Globalist Gary, The TARP King, Bailout Boy, Cohnhead
Paul Ryan: Lyin' Ryan, Cryin' Ryan, Paul Pot, Pious Paul, Paul Ruin, Small-Ball Ryan, Beaver Cleaver, Eddie Munster, Alfalfa, Mr. 1%, A-ryan
Sherriff Joe Arpaio: Hitler, Shitler, Twitler, Wyatt Twerp, Wyatt TARP, Joe Pa Payola, Joe Paternal, Boss Hogg, Big Pig, Colonel Klink, Officer Loco
Scott Pruitt nicknames: Hot Air Buffoon, The Possum, Polluting Pruitt, Big Oil's Poster Boy, Tar Baby, Tsar Baby, Tarball, The Freakin' Fracker, The FracKing, King Frack
General H. R. McMaster nicknames: Master of Disaster, McMonster, McMasher, H.R. Huff'n'Puff, H.R. Disaster, The Beer Salesman (Donald Trump)
David Pecker nicknames: Peckerhead, Trump's Pecker Protector, The Poll Vaulter, Secret Vault Man, Mr. Hush Money, Trump's AMIgo, Pecker Power (Stephen Colbert)
Sam Nunberg: Stunberg, The Stun of Sam, Fruit of the Loon, Nutty Buddy, Human Meltdown, Psycho Sam, Whine-o, Nanoo Nunberg, Judas #1 (Roger Stone)
Judge Roy Moore: Sludge Moore, The Ten Commandments Fudge, Playboy Roy, Fruit Salad, Fruit Loops, Mall Patrol, Mall Rat, Mr. Tightie Whities

Mitt Romney: Bishop Romney, The RomneyBot, Bain in the Ass (David Letterman), King of Bain (Newt Gingrich), Mitt the Twit (Rupert Murdoch)
Kirstjen Nielsen nicknames: The ICE Maiden, Nurse Ratched, Wretched Jen, Cursed Jen, Nielsen Schmilsson, Zero Tolerance, Zero Humanity, Hoya-Hoo
Kayleigh McEnany nicknames: Fact-Free Kayleigh, McEnemy, McInaney, Miss Misinformation, The Spinmistress, Miss Spokestoady
Randolph D. Alles nicknames: Tex, Tex-Mex, Dumbo (Donald Trump), Uber Alles, Alles Lost, Alles-Oops
Kevin McAleenan nicknames: Big Mac Attack, The Laughing Gasser, The Deporter, The Border Guard, The Boarder Hoarder
Claire Grady nicknames:  Border Scare Claire
Lee Francis Cissna nicknames: The Invisible Wall Builder, The Devil's Detailer, The Orphan Maker
Ron Vitiello nicknames: Yellow Mellow Vitiello
John Mitnick nicknames: Nitpick, The Nit, ICEpick Mitnick
David Bernhardt nicknames: Heartburn, Swamp Creature, Creature from the Black Lagoon, The Uber Lobbyist, Dirty Dave, Walking Conflict of Interest
Scott Lloyd nicknames: The Birth Control Czar, The Birth Master, The Rape Resolver, The Gatekeeper, Dark Knight of Columbus
Allen Weisselberg nicknames: The Weasel, The Beancounter, Trump's Financial Gatekeeper, The Keeper of the Crypt, The CFO
Matthew Calamari nicknames: Matty the Squid, The Bodyguard, The Chauffeur, Killer Calamari (he said he'd kill for Trump), Trump's Door Matt, The COO
Stephanie Grisham nicknames: The Enforcer, #3, Strike Three, Steffi Graft, Grisly Ham, Trump's Spokestoady, Miss Misinformation, The Spinmistress
Laura Ingraham nicknames: Loopy Laura, Ingrasham, The High Priestess of Hate (Huffpost), The Pundette, Acting President Ingraham
Tomi Lahren nicknames: Brain Drain Lahren, White Power Barbie, The Blonde Bimboshell, Dumbshell
Ann Coulter: AnnThrax, Coultergeist, Yardsale Barbie (Tina Fey), Cuckoo Coulter, Tranny Annie, Aryan Ann, Chairman Ann, Acting President Coulter
Lou Dobbs nicknames: Lou Sobbs, Massive Douche, Deep State Dobbs, Loopy Lou, Loop-de-Lou, Ludicrous Lou, Screwloose Lou, Acting President Dobbs
Geraldo Rivera nicknames: Jerry Rivers, Jerry Shivers, Jerry Scary, Hairy Jerry, The Human Hyperbole
Jesse Watters nicknames: High Watters Murk, High Watters Snark, Wattles Watters, The Faux News Golden Boy (Pyrite), Fool's Gold
Rush Limbaugh nicknames: The Human Hindenburg, Rush Dim-Bulb, Lush Dim Blah, Junkie Limbaugh, Limbaugh Cheese, The Rushian, Rushbo, Rush Limbawful, Douche Rimjob, Acting President Limbaugh, Rush Out on a Limb Baugh, El Rushbo, Rushy, Rusty, Bush League Rush, The Rusher, Maha Rushie

According to Rush Limbaugh, the Democrats got everything and Trump got "less than nothing" on his un-built and un-funded wall.

Trump Convict Nicknames and Jailbird Nicknames

Michael Cohen: The Cohenhead, The Stormy Trooper, Stormy Whether, Mr. Creepypants, Regret Emoji (Stephen Colbert), Screw Tape
Mike Flynn nicknames: Dr. Strangelove, In Like Flynnt, Red Flynnstone, Flynnskint, Walking Car Crash (Chris Christie)
K. T. McFarland nicknames: Mike Flynn's Brain, K. T. McFarOut, McFart
George Papadopoulos nicknames: Putin's Proxy, Putin's Puppet, Putin's Poppet, Papa Dope, Dopey, The Greek Geek
Sam Patten nicknames: Pat Down Patten, The Spy Who Came in for the Gold, Flipper, The Canary
Paul Manafort nicknames: Man Abort, The Count, Count Drekula (Michael R. Burch), Bad Data, The Uber-Lobbyist (David Catanese), Knuckles
Rick Gates nicknames: Prison Gates, Rick Grates, Rick "Gates of Hell," Hot Water Gates, The Walking Dead (Trump's staff), Mueller's Bitch, The Canary
Michael Caputo nicknames: Capo Caputo, Kaputo, Kaput, Kaputz, Mafioso Mike
Jerome Corsi nicknames: Jerry, Judas #2 (Roger Stone), Lyin' Jerry Corsi (Roger Stone), The Con-spiracy Theorist, The Wiki-Leaker
Randy Credico nicknames: False Front, Back Channel, Person 2, Bad Credit, The Principle Source (Roger Stone)
Roger Stone: Roger Rabid (Michael R. Burch), The Prince of Darkness, Agent Provocateur (Roger Stone himself), Hands of Stone, No Mas, Trump's Svengali, Stone Cold Loser (Donald Trump), Dirty Trickster (Jack Anderson and Elizabeth Burke), Dark Arts Guy (Chris Matthews), Roger Dodger the Artful Codger, The Gaud Father, Mr. Perma-Tan, The Septuagenarian Swinger, The Silent Stoolie, Loose Lips

When Steve Martin played Roger Stone in a SNL skit, he resurrected his old "Pardon me!" catchphrase as a signal to a certain TV-addicted president.

Paul Manafort, Michael Cohen and Roger Stone are collectively The Three Stooges, according to Neal Katyal.

Department of Justice Nicknames

DOJ nicknames: Department of Injustice, Department of JurisPRUDENCE (Michael R. Burch)
Rod Rosenstein nicknames: Mr. Peepers, Rushin' Rod (Michael R. Burch), Hosenstein, Man Staring at You from the Produce Section (Stephen Colbert)
Matt Whitaker: Homer Wimpson (Michael R. Burch), Shit Taker, Welcome Matt (Michael R. Burch), Meltdown Man, The Hyper Ventilator
William P. Barr nicknames: Ironslide, Raymond Barr, Detourney General, Human Hefty Bag, Slobber Baron, Enabler General, The Lawless A.G., The Theocrat
Robert Mueller III nicknames: Bobby Three Sticks (due to the III), Swan Song (his middle name is Swan), Trump's Shadow, My Friend Flipper
James Comey nicknames: Homey Comey, EZ-Comey-EZ-Goey, Show Me Comey
Stormy Daniels nicknames: The Perfect Storm, Stormy Whether, The Storm Trooper, The Renaissance Porn Star (Ron Jeremy), The Boss (Nina Hartley)
Dana J. Boente nicknames: Deputy Dawg, Trump's Lapdog, Barney Fife, Goober, The Decoy
Jeff Sessions: Buford T. Injustice, Evil Snoats, Granny Clampett, The Scold, The Hobbit (Trevor Noah), Gollum, Bill Dough Baggins (Michael R. Burch), Forest Gnome (Stephen Colbert), The Keebler Elf, The Feebler Elf, Darth Leprechaun (Michael R. Burch), Detourney General, Possum Boy (SNL), Traitor (Donald Trump, because he recused himself), The Recusant, The Recus-Ant, The Retard (Donald Trump), Dumb Southerner (Donald Trump)

White House Chief of Staff and Other Nanny Nicknames

Reince Priebus nicknames: Rinse Penis, Rinse Priapus, Prince Penis, Prince Rhesus, E. Priebus Loonum, Reince "and Flush" Priebus, Little Rat (Donald Trump)
John F. Kelly nicknames: Hobo, The Hitcher, Get Mo' Gitmo, The ICE Man Cometh, Jean Claude Killy The Quanticon, The Zookeeper, The Lyin' King Tamer
Mick Mulvaney: Right-Wing Nutjob (a nickname he embraces), Hard Duty, The Temp, Whether Vane Mick, Trump's Nanny Boo-Boo, Scary Poppins
Nick Ayers nicknames: Nick "Say Your Prayers" Ayers, The Wind Beneath Mike Pence's Wings, Little Deuce Coup (Michael R. Burch)
Some Undocumented Mexican (Trevor Noah)
James Mattis: Mad Dog, Warrior Monk, Mad Monk, Chaos (his very ironic call-sign), The Adult in the Room, Kindergarten Cop, Mr. Nanny,  Trump's Nanny Boo-Boo, Nanny McFee, Scary Poppins, The Last Guardrail, The Lyin' King Tamer, The Trump Tamer

Reince Priebus dubbed the presidential bedroom, where Trump obsessively watched cable news and tweeted, The Devil's Workshop and said early mornings and Sunday evenings, when the president often set off tweetstorms, were The Witching Hour. Trump called Priebus a Little Rat who just "scurries around."

Trump Russian Collusion Nicknames: The Trump-Kremlin Connection

Maria Butina nicknames: Red Sparrow, Backchannel Babe, The Siberian Sphinx, The Siberian Minx, The Siberian Lynx (pun on "links"), Full Immersion Bimbo
Vladimir Putin nicknames: Vova, Vladula, Pale Moth (his KGB code name), The Puppet Master, THE BEAST
Sergey Kislyak nicknames: The Recruiter, The Mole, Russia's Top Spy, Trump's Handler, The Impresario, Jabba the Gut, The Pillsbury Diplomat, THE FALSE PROPHET
Paul Erickson nicknames: Erick the Red, The Kompromat, NRA Gadfly, Rue Paul, Beau Paul, Mr. Back Channel, Li'l Abner
Alexander Torshin nicknames: Agent Torsion, Alexander the Grate, Mr. NRA, Lex Luger, The Handler, The Money Maestro, Mr. Moneybags
Felix Sater nicknames: The Satyr, The Margarita Assassin, Felix Satyr, Russian Red Felix, Switchblade, The Kremlin Connection
Andrei Nikolaev nicknames: Little Nicky, Devil Boy, Andre the Pliant, Crash
Vyacheslav Volodin nicknames: Mr. Misinformation, The Troll Farmer (Michael R. Burch), Putin's Propagandist, Donald Trump's Elector
Evgeny Prigozhin nicknames: The Kremlin's Chef, Dr. Evil
Sergey Lavrov nicknames: Mr. Nyet (for blocking American influence), Mr. Foreign Affairs, Mr. Summit, The Fox, The Chessmaster
Dmitry Rogozin nicknames: The Overseer, The Space Czar, Mr. Roscosmos, The Cosmos Nut (Michael R. Burch)
Julian Assange nicknames: Mendax, Embassy Cat, The Hacker, The Leaker, Mr. Big Leak
Carter Page nicknames: Stranichkin (Russian for "little page"), Strychnine, Putin's Page Boy, Moscow's Brazen Apologist (Michael Isikoff), Trump's Moscow Mystery Man (Julia Ioffe), The Russian Mole, The Gazprom Greaser, Blank Page, Who? (Corey Lewandowski), The Kompromat (an FBI warrant application)

More Trump Family, Friends, Associates and Lapdog Nicknames

Katrina Pierson nicknames: Hurricane Katrina, Miss Misinformation, Spokestoady, Miss PACman, Kit Kat, Duchess Nukem
Jay Sekulow nicknames: Jay Bird, The Redliner, Trump's Detourney General
Abbe Lowell nicknames: Lowball, The Goad Father, Abbe Normal, The French Fryer (pun on Friar), Prayer Time, Kushner's Last Line of Defense
Bill Shine nicknames: Shoo Shine (Michael R. Burch), The Butler (Fox News), Bill Noshine (Donald Trump), Roger Ailes's Gopher (The New Yorker)
Ron Lieberman nicknames: The Concession King, Lieber Dish, Ron "Lie for the Man" Lieberman, The A$$et Inflator
Alan Garten nicknames: The Kindergartener, The Nanny, The Chaperone
George Sorial nicknames: Trump's Right Hand Man, King Gorge, The Dean (he sued the Better Business Bureau for giving Trump University a C-minus!)
Kim Jong-un nicknames: Lil' Kim, Little Rocket Man (Donald Trump), Maniac (Donald Trump), Madman (Donald Trump), Bowlhead, Batshit Crazy Kim
Dan Coats nicknames: Scape Coats, Coats of Many Colors, Daniel in the Lyin' Den (Michael R. Burch), Rushin' Red Coats, Dan Coots, Dan Cahoots
Dylan Howard nicknames: Dildo (a nickname he used himself), Mr. Inappropriate, The Examiner, The News Pimp
Barry Levine nicknames: The Shreditor, The Tattler, Le Gossip Vine, The Hack (he's penning a book for Hachette about Trump and his women)
Ken LaCorte nicknames: Catch and Kill LaCorte, La Faux Nouvelles, Mr. Fake News
Steve Doocy nicknames: Twelve (Trump rated Doocy a 12 on a 10-point system, for his sycophancy), The Sicko-phant
Robert Costello nicknames: Back Channel Bob, Mr. "Friends in High Places," Garth Crooks, The Pardoner, Flipper
Alexander Acosta nicknames: Alex, Alexander the Grate, The Pedophile Protector, Epstein's Enabler, Trump's Token Hispanic, The Exile (his parents are Cuban refugees)
Kevin Hassett nicknames: Has Been, Putin's Asset, Smirknado (Michael R. Burch), Sharknerdo (Michael R. Burch), Willy WONKa, The A$$et, The EEK-onomist
Steve King nicknames: Horror Show, Freak Show, The King of Horror, The Wall Nut, The White Pride Piper, The Blight Supremacist
Carl Kline nicknames: Never Decline Kline, Risky Business, SCI-FI, Insecurity Officer, The Russian Mole Man, The Installer (he overruled 30 declined security clearances)
Ryan Zinke nicknames: Rinky-Dink Zinke, Shreddy Roosevelt (Michael R. Burch), The Bozeman Bozo, On-the-Blink Zinke, Blinky Zinke, Hinterlands Warrior, Secretary of the Hinterior
Chris Christie: Christie Cream, The Illsbury Dough-Boy, The Cookie Monster, Big Boy (George W. Bush), Enormes Pantalones, Pufferfish, Corpus Christie, Sammiches
Wilbur Ross nicknames: The Bankruptcy King, The Vulture Crapitalist, Wilbur Wrong Force, Boss Ro$$, Gloss Ross, Chief Ross, Half-Baked Cake Maker, Sir Mixalot, Wilbur Ross de là Antoinette
Mark Burnett nicknames: Paddington Human (Stephen Colbert), Well-Coiffed Android, Male Model, Putin's Apprentice Producer
Robert Foresman nicknames: Bob, Manafort Clone, Rob Rosneft, Rob Ruble, Robert "Dark Side of the" Foresman
Thomas J. Barrack Jr. nicknames: Tom, Barrack Attack, Luminous Dome, Death Warmed Over, The Slave Colony Capitalist
Dr. Ronny Jackson nicknames: The Candyman and Dr. Feelgood (because of the drugs he over-prescribed)

Trump Organization Nicknames

Gang of Pinocchios
Criminal Enterprise (Donny Deutsch)
Moscow on the Hudson
The Kremlin Gremlins

Top Ten Donald Trump Cabinet Nicknames, Administration Nicknames and White House Nicknames

The Far Slide
Crazytown (General John Kelly, the White House Chief of Staff, describing the Trump Administration)
The Washington Denial Machine (Bob Woodward)
Staff Infection (Stephen Colbert)
The Hapless Incompetents (Ryan Cooper)
The Bazaar (Bob Corker)
The Bizarre Bazaar (Michael R. Burch)
Amoral Flying Monkeys (Keith Olbermann)
Monster's Ball (David Axelrod)
Zoo Without Walls (Reince Priebus)

"When you put a snake and a rat and a falcon and a rabbit and a shark and a seal in a Zoo Without Walls, things start getting nasty and bloody."—Reince Priebus, former White House Chief of Staff

Team of Vipers (Cliff Sims)
Nest of Vipers
The Slimiest of the Slime (Donny Deutsch)
Steve Bannon's Alt-Right Swamp (Vogue)
Scores of Deplorables
Krazy Klown Kar
Crack Team of Crackpots (Michael R. Burch)
The Cult-ure of Impunity
The Grifters (Valerie Plame)
Grifters, Weaklings, Convicted and Unconvicted Felons (Chris Christie)
Cabal of Unprincipled, Unethical, Dishonest and Sycophantic Trump Cronies (former CIA director John Brennan)

More Trump cabinet nicknames: The Fourth Reich, The Russian Mafia, The Swamp Cabinet, The Swamp Stockers, Ku Klux Kabinet, KKK-Mart Kabinet, Killer Klown Kar Kabinet, The Roundhead Table, Dr. Strangelove & The Mad Bombers, Ding-a-Ling Brothers Three-Ring Circus, Batshit Crazy Bozos, Russian Roulette, Vlad and the Impalers, The Clandestine Klan, The Roundheads, Dr. Strangelove & The Mad Bombers, Dawn of the Brain Dead, The Underlings, The A$$ki$$ers (Michael R. Burch), Trolls Galore (Hillary Clinton,) The Recusants, The Re-Cuss-Ants, Despicable US, KKKnights of the Roundhead Table, The Kings of Unintentional Comedy, Nero and the Fiddlers, Sauron and the Numenoreans, Loki and the Frost Giants, Dr. Evil and the Mini-Me's, Caiaphas and the Sanhedrin, Judas and the Iscariots, Trump's Inner Circle = Trump Sinner Circle, Team Trump, The Slumlords, Sauron and the Numenoreans, Loki and the Frost Giants, Dr. Evil and the Mini-Me's, Caiaphas and the Sanhedrin, The Trench Connection, Team Trump, Diva Donald and the Trumps of Doom

Top Ten Trump Administration Nicknames

The Dick-Tater-Ship
The Hinternationalists (Michael R. Burch)
The Highglanders (Michael R. Burch)
Boys 'R US
The New Yorkers and The New Porkers
Rank Amateurs (emphasis on "rank")
Amateur Hour at the White House
Alternate Reality TV
Celebrity Presidential Apprentice
Kakistocracy (Ryan Lizza)

The Greeks have a word for the emerging Trump Administration: kakistocracy. The American Heritage Dictionary defines it as a "government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens." Webster's is simpler: "government by the worst people."—Ryan Lizza in a New Yorker article

Top Ten Trump White House Nicknames

The White Supremacist House (Michael R. Burch)
The Ogle Office
Den of the Re-Flub-Lycans (Michael R. Burch)
The West Wingnuts and The West Wing Sexual Assault Emporium (Michael R. Burch)
The Oval Ovary Assault Office (Michael R. Burch) and The Ovary Inspection Office (Michael R. Burch)
The Cucksmen (Michael R. Burch)
The Sadly Failing Ameri-can't Government
Hair Hitler and the Whigs (Michael R. Burch)
The Fourth Reich and The Turd Reich
Trump-Pence None the Retcher (Michael R. Burch)

More Trump White House Nicknames: The Smite House, Tindergarden, Cindergarden, Big Rocket Man's Launching Pad, Swamp Full o' Suckers, Putin's Proxies, The AmeriKKKan Kremlin, The Kremlin Connection, KremlinGate, The Putin Support Network, The Kremlin Supply Chain, Russian Roulette, Knights of the Russian Round Table, The Cowering Inferno, Amateur Hour at the White House, Trump and the Grand Teutons, Ding-a-Ling Bozos and the Burn 'Em Gaily Three-Ring Circus, Bozo and the Batshit Krazy Killer Klowns, The Sicko-phants (Michael R. Burch)

GOP Nicknames and Republican Party Nicknames

The Silence of the Lambs
The Real National Emergency
The Cult of One and Done
Trump Nation
Trumplandia
Trumpzania
The Trumpites
The Subservients
Regressive Reds
Tax and Rend Republicans (Michael R. Burch)
Re-flub-Lycans (Michael R. Burch)
The Trump Enablers
The Eager Overreachers
Potted Plants in the Senate (Charlie Sikes)
Nationalists International

Trump Supporter Nicknames

KKK: Kooks, Klowns and Kommissars
The Trump Freak Show (Vogue)
Donald Duck Dynasty
Hicks from the Sticks and Hicks from the Styx
Putin's Puppets and Putin's Poppets
American Grandstand
Collection of Clowns (Steve Bannon)
The Despots
The Bannonites (They are eager to ban everything good and decent, ASAP)
AmeriKlan Idols

More Trump Supporter Nicknames: AlieNation, Dumb and Dumber, The Deplorables, The Untouchables, Tramps, Trump's Chumps, Chumpanzees, Children of the Corn, The Stepfordians, The Deplorables, The Untouchables, Trumpettes, Trumpeters, Trumpeteers, Trumpists, Trumpies, Trumpanzees, Trumpaholics, Trumptards, Trump's Schlumps, Troglodytes, Trump Junkies, The Walking Brain Dead, Groper Groupies, Sheeple, The Lost, Combover to the Dark Side, The Trump Zone, Hemorrhoidal Has-Beens (Samantha Bee), Tramps, Trump's Chumps, Chumpanzees, Confederacy of Dunces, Con-Fed Dense Men (Michael R. Burch), Trumpniks, Trumpkins, Trumptards, Acolytes of the Beast, the Beastie Boys (and Girls), The Branch Trumpidians, The StormTrumpers, sTrumpettes, Hell on Earth, The Ninth Circle of Hell,
The Motley Crew, The Chosen Eew!

Top Ten Donald Trump Nicknames

The Donald — Ivana Trump (she first used the term in a 1989 Spy Magazine cover story)
Lord Voldemort — Rosie O'Donnell
Golden Wrecking Ball — Sarah Palin (who was NOT trying to be funny!)
The Most Fabulous Whiner — after Donald Trump described himself to CNN's Chris Cuomo as the "most fabulous whiner" who keeps "winning by whining"
Fuckface von Clownstick, Man-Baby, Comedy Entrapment and Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole — Jon Stewart
The White Kanye ― Bill Maher
Short-Fingered Vulgarian — Graydon Carter (a nickname Trump hates because he seems to think it implies that he is under-endowed "down there")
Tiny Hands Trump, Babyfingers Trump and Pixie Fingers Trump — Michael R. Burch (nicknames based on Graydon Carter's nickname above)
Agent Orange — Anonymous
The Trump of Doom — Michael R. Burch (first used in a possibly prophetic Facebook post on September 11, 2015)

Number one, with a bullet: THE ANTICHRIST — by God and the Hebrew prophets — when they spoke of "the Trump of Doom" and a "little horn" were they speaking literally? (For a YUGE slew of 666 connections, see Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?)

Expanded Nicknames of Trump's Family, Friends, Cabinet, Lapdogs and Associates

Donald Trump nicknames: The Donald, Bunker Boy, Bunker Baby, Putin's Puppet, Putin's Poodle, The Brooklyn Bolshevik, Comrade Trumputin, The Russian Mole, Moscow's Useful Fool, Mogul (his Secret Service code name), Agent Orange, Little Horn, The Trump of Doom, The ANTICHRIST

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Ivanka Trump nicknames: Ivanka Tramp, Proxy Wife, The First Lady-Daughter, The Hot One, The Smart One, Glamorpuss, Princess Royal, I Candy

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Jared Kushner nicknames: The Good Boy (Donald Trump), Little Jared (Ana Navarro), Baby Boy (Ana Navarro), Cushy Kushner, Trump's Little Cushball (Alec Baldwin on SNL), The Boy Blunder, Little Lord Fauntleroy (Daily Kos), Jarvanka, Jared the Unready, Aide de Kampf (Michael R. Burch)

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Tiffany Trump nicknames: Tiff, Wild Card, Trinket, Not Ivanka, M.I.A., P.O.W., The Imprisoned Princess of Trump Tower, The Forgotten Trump, The Unknown Trump, Miss Invisible, The Other Daughter, The Spotlight Shunner, The Anti-Trump, Any Tiff, Tiff Fanny, Fit Fanny, The Calabasas Countess

Marla Maples nicknames: Georgia Peach (her nickname as a model), Miss Resaca Beach Poster Girl, Miss Hawaiian Tropic, Designing Woman (she appeared on the TV show) 

Barron Trump nicknames: Mini-Donald, Little Donald, Poor Little Rich Boy, Barron von Trump

Melania Trump nicknames: The Slovenian Sphinx (Maureen Dowd), Melania Antoinette, First Babe, Melanoma, The Ice Queen (Gloria Erin Ryan), The Cold One, The Swamp Queen, The Superglamorous Stepford Wife (André Leon Talley), The Apprentice Bride, Bride of Trumpenstein, Muse (her Secret Service code name)

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Donald Trump Jr. nicknames: Junior, Dunce Jr., Son of Drumpf, Ponyboy, Fredo Corleone, Frito, Fraido, The Bedwetter and Diaper Don (because in college he would get drunk, pass out and wet the bed), Public Drunk, Eddie Munster (Kathy Griffin), Mountaineer (his Secret Service code name)

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Eric Trump nicknames: Eric the Red, Eric the Brain Dead, Eric of Orange, Eric Idle, Date Rape (Kathy Griffin), Draco Malfoy, Sonny Corleone, Sonny-Boy, Butthead Trump, Eric the Hysteric, Marksman (his Secret Service code name)

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Frederick Trump nicknames: Fred, Freddy Freeloader (he overbilled the government on housing projects), Frederick the Not-So-Great, Father of the Beast, The Kingmaker (Fred Trump said that he raised his son to be a "king"), Woody Guthrie's Bane (after the singer-songwriter wrong angry songs about Fred Trump's racism), The Blight Supremacist

Vice President Mike Pence nicknames: Trump's Poodle (George F. Will), Ashen Weasel (John Oliver), Past Tense Pence (Allan Ishac), Hoosier (his Secret Service code name), Out of the Loop Dupe (USA Today), Mike Pensive, Dense Pence, Senseless Pence, The Vice Antichrist

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Karen Pence nicknames: Hummingbird (her Secret Service code name), Ms. Pensive, Ms. Vice

Kim Jong-un nicknames: Lil' Kim, Little Rocket Man (Donald Trump), Maniac (Donald Trump), Madman (Donald Trump), Bowlhead, Batshit Crazy Kim

Trump spokesperson, surrogate, "fixer" and personal attorney Michael D. Cohen nicknames: The Cohenhead, Trump's Fixer, Trump's Detourney

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George Papadopoulos nicknames: Putin's Proxy, Putin's Puppet, Putin's Poppet, Putin's Intermediary, The Matchmaker, The Kremlin Connection, Mr. Moscow, Mueller's Mole, Papa Dope, Dopey, The Greek Geek, The Think Tanker, The Hudson Hawk, Coffee Boy, Coffee Grounds, The Dregs, Low Level, Trump's Cabana Boy, George Cabanadopoulos, George Boyodopoulos

Republican Senator Lindsey Graham: Graham Cracker, Mr. Crackers, Lindsey Grahamnesty (Rush Limbaugh, punning on "amnesty"), Nutjob (Donald Trump), Disgrace (Trump), Crazy (Trump), Flimsy Lindsey, Senator Grahamnesty (Rush Limbaugh), The Self-Humiliator (Lawrence O'Donnell), The Trump Worshiper, The World's Biggest Jackass Kisser, Stinkball, Bar Rat, Rascal, Squirrely McNutjob, Little Jerk (John McCain), Oldest Man in an Elementary School Picture (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Lindsey Gomez, The Fliplomat, Trailer Trash, The Rape Apologist

"This is what you get when you go through a trailer park with a $100 bill."—Lindsey Graham, The Rape Apologist, equating women who claim to have been sexually abused with "trailer trash"

Lindsey Graham is the Fliplomat because he once called Trump a "kook," a "jackass," "a race-baiting bigot," and "the most flawed nominee in the history of the Republican Party." Now he just kisses Trump's a$$ and does his bidding. But perhaps Mr. Crackers will yet prove a prophet because he once predicted: "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed ... and we will deserve it."

National Enquirer publisher David Pecker: Peckerhead, Trump's Pecker Protector, The Dreck Pecker, The Poll Vaulter, Secret Vault Man, Would He Wood Pecker, Woodie, Mr. Hush Money, Trump's A.M.I.go, Mr. Uncredible, Mr. Catch and Kill, The Informant, Dead Man Talking, Pecker Power (Stephen Colbert)

National Security Adviser John Bolton: Dudley Do-Wrong, Captian Fangeroo, The Iraq Hack, The Mad Bomber (he wants to bomb Iran and North Korea), Dr. Strangelove, Duke Nukem, Mr. AmbASSador, PAC-Man, The Spinmaster, The Spinster, Mr. Bolt-on Moustache, Screwloose Bolton, Harlan Panders, Jesse Helms Jr., Bull in a China Shop (Joe Biden), Mr. Tough Guy (Donald Trump), National DisASSter (Jimmy Carter), Serial Arms Control Killer (Joe Cirincione, a nuclear weapons policy expert, after Trump and Bolton withdrew the U.S.  from Ronald Reagan's landmark Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces, or INF, treaty), Bolt-and-Screw-You

Acting National Security Adviser Charles Kupperman: Charlie, Kupperware (Donald Trump), Tupperware, Mr. Bland, K-Ration, Weirdo Beardo, Deputy Dawg

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan nicknames: Lyin' Ryan, Cryin' Ryan, Paul Pot, Pious Paul, Paul Ruin, Beaver Cleaver, Eddie Munster, A-ryan, Aryan Ryan, Nana Killer, The Granny Killer, Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver (Esquire)

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell nicknames: Fuckface McTurtlebitch, The Turtle (Jon Stewart), The Napping Turtle (Michael R. Burch), Mitch the Snitch, Koch Addict (Michael R. Burch)

Orrin Hatch nicknames: Orrin Goering, Orrin Moron, Orrin Boring, Borin' Orrin, Boring Snatch, The Snitch Who Stole Healthcare, The Hatchling, Half-Hatched Orrin, Down the Hatch Orrin, Orin Drainpipe, The Albino Weasel, Mucoso, Snorin' Orin (he's older than the hills and needs lots of naptime)

Steve Mnuchin nicknames: Hedge Hog, PAC-man, No-Chin Mnuchin, The Foreclosure King, The Forecloser, The Double-Downer, The Granny Terminator, Dune Messiah, The Honeymooner, The Honey-Mooner (after Mnuchin used a government plane on his honeymoon),The Vulture Crapitalist, Evil John Oliver (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Trump Smoochin' Mnuchin, Revenge of the Turd

Director of the National Economic Council and Chief Economic Advisor Gary Cohn nicknames: Sachs-man, The Goldman Sackman (he's hired, you're fired), Cohn's Disease, A$$hole, Coh-Coh-Nut (Michael R. Burch), The Cohn-vict, Cohn-Tiki, Globalist Gary, CTC (Carbon Tax Cohn), The Government Sacker, The TARP King, Bailout Boy, High Risk, The Risk Taker, Cohn-victed Melonhead, Cohnhead, Carried Interest Cohn (Sam Nunberg), Mr. Goldman Sachs, The Swamp Creature, The Creature from the Orange Lagoon

Kevin Brady nicknames: Colonel Klink, Death Warmed Over, Mean Ways Brady, Mr. Secret Payoff, The SalesTaxMan, The Sales Tax Shaman

Chief Strategist Stephen K. Bannon nicknames: Trump's Torch, My Steve (Donald Trump), Trump's Brain (Elizabeth Williamson), Loose Cannon Bannon, The AmeriKlan Idol, Deceivin' Steven, Darth Vader, Darth Bannon, Deep State Stephen, Gríma Wormtongue, Trump's Eminence Grise (David A. Graham), The Grim Reaper (SNL)

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White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Nicknames: Scary Spicer (Elizabeth Harris Burch), Vanilla Spice, Sean Sphincter (College Voice), The Mouthpiece (David Horsey), Trump's Human Twitter Feed, Sean Spineless

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders nicknames: Sarah "Suck My Pee" Sanders (Michael R. Burch), Sarah Suckup, Basic Atrocity, Women's Fibber, Sister Smother, Possum Queen, The Spinstress, Miss Misinformation, Hick Morticia

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White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham: The Enforcer, The Upgrade, #3, Strike Three, Steffi Graft, Grisly Ham, Trump's Spokestoady, Miss Misinformation, The Spinmistress

Kellyanne Conway nicknames: Wrongway Conway (Michael R. Burch), The Spin-Mistress (Bess Levin), Miss Misinformation (Michael R. Burch), The Trump Whisperer (Frank Bruni), The Trump Hisser, Motor Mouth (David Horsey), Nutter Consigliere (Jim Newell), The Mercenary (Jim Newell), Vichy (Stephen Romanenghi), Free Agent (Joe Scarborough), Fatal Attraction (SNL), Satan's Trophy Wife (Stephen Colbert), Pivot Harpy

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Joe Scarborough accused Kellyanne Conway of being a "free agent." But he left out a word: Wrongway Conway is a Fact-Free Agent.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions nicknames: Buford T. Injustice, Evil Snoats, Granny Clampett, The Scold, The Hobbit (Trevor Noah), Bill Dough Baggins (Michael R. Burch), Forest Gnome (Stephen Colbert), Darth Leprechaun (Michael R. Burch), Darth Yoda, Nervous Tick (Conan O'Brien), Stressin' Sessions (Elizabeth Harris Burch), Round-a-Bout Bubba, Nuts (Donald Trump), The Turnip of Hate (Stephen Colbert), Squirrely Sessions, Albino Smurf (Stephen Colbert), Shocked Grandma (Stephen Colbert), Cloverleaf Pixie (Stephen Colbert), Possum Boy (SNL), Mr. Magoo (Donald Trump), Dumb Southerner (Donald Trump)

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Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker nicknames: Homer Wimpson (Michael R. Burch), Shit Taker (Michael R. Burch), Welcome Matt (Michael R. Burch), Fake A.G. (Neal Katyal), Matt Overwhelmed (pun on Matt Helm), Sir Wax Ineloquent (Rachel Maddow)

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Attorney General William P. Barr nicknames: Ironslide, Raymond Barr, Detourney General, Enabler General, Human Hefty Bag, H.R. Puff-n-Stuff, White Collar Fred Flintstone (Stephen Colbert), Robber Baron, Slobber Baron, The Grand Collusionist

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Budget Director and White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney nicknames: Right-Wing Nutjob (a nickname he embraces), Hard Duty, Whether Vane Mick, Insane Mulvaney, The White House Chief of Graft (Michael R. Burch), Graft Spree, The Drug Dealer (John Bolton)

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Secretary of Homeland Security and White House Chief of Staff General John F. Kelly nicknames: Hobo, The Hitcher, Elegant John Kelly (Donald Trump), The ICE Man Cometh, Killer Kelly (Donald Trump), Church Lady (White House staffers)

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White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci nicknames: The Mooch, Scary Scaramucci, Scarface, Scarecrow, Scare Monkey, The Scaremonger, Scare-a-Douche, Loose Lips Scaramucci, The Mooch Smooch (Trevor Noah), The Human Pinky Ring (Seth Myers)

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Secretary of State Rex Tillerson nicknames: SOS, Rexit, T-Rex, Rexosaurus, T-Wrecks, Br'er Rex, Rex Drillerson, Rex Shillerson, Rex Killerson, Rex Billerson, Mr. Rublebags, Putin's Puppet, Putin's Rasputin (Michael R. Burch), Rexputin, The Russian Gold Medalist (Putin awarded him Russia's Order of Friendship), Secretary of Wait (Michael R. Burch), Secretary in State (Michael R. Burch), The Secretary of Stating the Obvious (after Tillerson called Trump an Effin' Moron), Grandpa You Don't Visit (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")

Paul Manafort nicknames: Man Abort, The Count, Count Drekula (Michael R. Burch), Bad Data, The Uber-Lobbyist (David Catanese), The Torturers' Lobbyist, Moscow Man, Putin's Revenge, Yanukovych's Yankee Yanker, The Russian Lobbyist-in-Chief, American Mole, The Ultimate Insider, Knuckles, Steamroller, The Six Million Ruble Man, The Monetizer, Man-Baby-a-Fort, Man-a-fort Dix (sexual pun intended), Man-a-fort Leavenworth, Manafort Tax Dodge, Manafort Leavenworthless, Unmanafort, Inmate #666, Flipper, Man O'War, Manowhore, Man a Fart, Count Chocula, Rich White Guy, Scott Free

Rick Gates: Prison Gates, Rick Grates, Rick "Gates of Hell," Hot Water Gates, The Walking Dead (Trump's staff), Mueller's Bitch, The Canary, The Stoolie

Roger Stone: Roger Rabid (Michael R. Burch), The Prince of Darkness (a nickname he reportedly likes), Agent Provocateur (Roger Stone himself), Trump's Svengali, Stone Cold Loser (Donald Trump), Dark Arts Guy (Chris Matthews), The Gaud Father

CIA Director and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo Nicknames: Mike Pomp, Pompous Asshole, Pompey the Grate

Rudy Giuliani Nicknames: Trudy, Broody, Rudy Ghouliani, Trump's TV Lawyer (Lawrence O'Donnell), Trump's Scampaign Manager, Batshit Crazy Rudy, Embalmer's Display Model (Stephen Colbert), Mulberry Street Dracula (Seth Meyers), America's Mayor

Ann Coulter Nicknames: AnnThrax, Coultergeist, Coulter 45, Beltway Barbie, Yardsale Barbie (Tina Fey), Cuckoo Coulter, Tranny Annie, Aryan Ann, Ann the Man, Mann Coulter, Maria Ann Toilette (Michael R. Burch), The Red Queen, Chairman Ann, Acting President Coulter

Director of Strategic Communications Hope Hicks Nicknames: Hopeless Hicks, Tricky Hicky, Hicks from the Styx, The Hickster, Huckster Hicks, Hopester (Donald Trump), Hopie (Donald Trump), Dopey Hopie

Judge Roy Moore Nicknames: Sludge Roy Moore, Mr. Tighty Whities, Playboy Roy, The Sandbagger, The Ten Commandments Judge (Sarah Palin), Fruit Salad, Doofus (his West Point classmates), The Supreme Deplorable

"Judge Roy Moore was deplorable before it was cool to be deplorable!"―Weepin' 'n' Wailin' Sara Palin

Sherriff Joe Arpaio Nicknames: Hitler (his nickname among his tent concentration camp inmates), Shitler, Twitler, Wyatt Twerp, Wyatt TARP, Joe Pa Payola, Boss Hogg, Big Pig, The Maricopa Madman, Officer Loco, Wiley E. Peyote, Lawrence of Insania, Pale Tonto, Paleface, Prickzilla Queen of the Desert, Generalissimo Joe Arpaio, Chain Gang Charlie

House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes Nicknames: Known-Nothing Nunes, Numbnuts Nunes, Devin Devil, Deep State Devin, Nanu Nanu Nunes

Sam Nunberg Nicknames: Stunberg, The Stun of Sam, Fruit of the Loon, Nutty Buddy, Human Meltdown, Psycho Sam, Whine-o, Drunk Tank Escapee, The Nun, Nanoo Nunberg, Sam the None, Judas #1 (Roger Stone)

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos nicknames: Cruella DeVos, Cruella DeVile, Diva DeVos, DeVile DeVos, DeVoid DeVos, Devolution DeVos, Wetsy Betsy, Betsy Dross, The Education Terminator, Madame De Voucher, The Segregationist (Randi Weingarten pointed out that private school vouchers are "only slightly more polite cousins of segregation"), The Semi-Polite Slighter (Michael R. Burch), The Chalk Closet Racist, Ditzy DeVos (Donald Trump), The Do Harm Schoolmarm, Bad Teacher, Dolores Umbridge, Delores Dumbridge, Betsy DeVice, The Vice Principle, Secretary of Sledge-ucation, The Cold Medalist (Michael R. Burch)

Secretary of the Treasury Steve Mnuchin nicknames: Hedge Hog, PAC-man, No-Chin Mnuchin, The Foreclosure King, The Forecloser, The Double-Downer, The Granny Terminator, Dune Messiah

Secretary of Defense James Mattis nicknames: Mad Dog, Moderate Dog (Donald Trump), Warrior Monk, Mad Monk, Chaos (his very ironic call-sign), The Adult in the Room, Kindergarten Cop, Mr. Nanny, Nanny McFee, Scary Poppins, The Last Guardrail, The Lyin' King Tamer, The Trump Tamer

Former Secretary of Defense Mike Flynn nicknames: Dr. Strangelove, In Like Flynnt, Red Flynnstone (Michael R. Burch), "Flynn Facts," Putin's Pawn, Amerika's Angriest General, Flynnskint, Red Flynn, The Canary (because he's about to sing like one), Huckleberry Din, Walking Car Crash (Chris Christie)

Michael G. Flynn nicknames: Dr. Strangelove Jr., Red Flynnstone Jr. (Michael R. Burch), Red Flynn Jr., The Junior Canary (because he's about to sing like one), Informer Jr., Huckleberry Din Jr., Tebow Lite, Trump Fan II

Former White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus nicknames: Reince-y (Donald Trump), Reince "and Flush" Priebus, Follywood (after Priebus advised Trump to resign when the Access Hollywood "genital groper" tapes became public), Rinse Penis, Rinse Priapus, Prince Penis, Prince Precipice, Prince Rhesus, Prince Rebus, Princess Reba, RNC PR BS (by removing all vowels), E Priebus Loonum, "Rinse Twice and Spit" Priebus, Prince Precipitous, Rancid Rinse, Rancid Penis, Rinse Repeat, The Mincing Prince, Rimjob Precipuss, The Paranoiac (Anthony Scaramucci), The Fucking Paranoid Schizophrenic (Anthony Scaramucci), Undearly Departed, Smearly Departed, Snidely Whiplashed (Michael R. Burch), Reinced and Spat Out Priebus, Recently Reinced Priebus, AWOL (Absent Without Love), The Scapegoat, Trump's Whipping Boy, Trump's Reince-Headed Stepchild, Trump's White House Piñata, The Former White House Chief of Graft (Michael R. Burch), Penis Rice A Roni (Stephen Colbert alter ego)

Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen nicknames: The ICE Maiden, Nurse Ratched, Wretched Jen, Cursed Jen, Nielsen Schmilsson, Zero Tolerance, Zero Humanity, Hoya-Hoo

Secret Service Director Randolph D. Alles nicknames: Tex, Tex-Mex, Dumbo (Donald Trump), Uber Alles, Alles Lost, Alles-Oops

Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Kevin McAleenan nicknames: Big Mac Attack, The Laughing Gasser, The Border Guard, The Boarder Hoarder

Department of Homeland Security Undersecretary Claire Grady nicknames:  Border Scare Claire

US Citizenship and Immigration Services Director Lee Francis Cissna nicknames: The Invisible Wall Builder, The Devil's Detailer, The Orphan Maker

Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director nominee Ron Vitiello nicknames: Yellow Mellow Vitiello

Department of Homeland Security General Counsel John Mitnick nicknames: Nitpick, The Nit, ICEpick MitNick

National Security Adviser General Herbert Raymond McMaster nicknames: Master of Disaster, McMonster, McMasher, H.R., H.R. Huff'n'Puff, H.R. Disaster, Bannon's Banisher, The Iconoclast General, Ray of Blight, Herbie the Shove Bug, The Beer Salesman (Donald Trump, because he wore cheap suits)

Director of National Intelligence Daniel Ray Coats nicknames: Scape Coats, Coats of Many Colors, Daniel in the Lyin' Den (Michael R. Burch), Rushin' Red Coats, Dan "the Russian Redcoats are Coming!" Coats, Reagan's Ray Gun, Dan Coots, Dan Cahoots, Mr. Do Ask Do Tell

Trump foreign policy adviser Carter Page nicknames: Stranichkin (Russian for "little page"), Putin's Page Boy, Putin's Pimp, Putin's Apologist, Moscow's Brazen Apologist (Michael Isikoff), Trump's Moscow Mystery Man (Julia Ioffe), The Russian Mole, The Gazprom Greaser, Blank Page, Who? (Corey Lewandowski, Politico, Bill Browder and other Real Experts on Russia), Mr. Irrelevant, The Kompromat (an FBI warrant application), The Window Dresser

Deputy Attorney General Rod J. Rosenstein nicknames: Mr. Peepers, Man Staring at You from the Produce Section (Stephen Colbert), Rushin' Rod (Michael R. Burch), Hosenstein (Michael R. Burch), Rosey Red, Russian Red, Red Rod, Rowdy Roddy Fib-Piper

Former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski nicknames: Gory Corey, Mr. Assault and Battery, The Lobbyist, Never-Elected (he received a whopping 7 votes in his first election campaign and never won an election), The Wand of Death

Secretary of Energy Rick Perry nicknames: Crotch (because he wore tight jeans and "adjusted" himself often), Rainman, Forrest Dump, Dumba$$, Secretary Oops, Secretary of the Department of Oops! ("Whazzat I run? Duh, I forget!"), Rick Fairy, Rick Unfairy, Rick Moronic, Rick Moreanus, Texas Toast, Perry Masonic, Perry Moronic, The Brand Perry, The Bland Perry, The Gland Perry

Secretary of Agriculture George Ervin Perdue III nicknames: Sonny, Ophie Junior (his mother's name was Ophie), The Rainman (he once "prayed up a storm" pleading for rain)

Former Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke nicknames: Rinky-Dink Zinke, Shreddy Roosevelt (Michael R. Burch), The Bozeman Bozo, The Knife Collector, On-the-Blink Zinke, Blinky, Blinky Zinke, Hinterlands Warrior, Secretary of the Hinterior, The Beagle Scout (Zinke appeared at a Trump event in his eagle scout uniform), The SOFA Commando (Special Operations Fraud & Anarchy)

Secretary of the Interior David Bernhardt nicknames: Heartburn, Swamp Creature, Creature from the Black Lagoon, The Uber Lobbyist, Dirty Dave, Walking Conflict of Interest, "No Paper Trails" Dave, Mr. Pesticide, Mr. Open Pit Mine, Mr. Fossil Fuels, The Fossil Fool, Dirty Water Dave,

Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross nicknames: Ross Rothschild (he worked for N. M. Rothschild & Sons), Wilbur Rosschild, The Bankruptcy King, Wilbur Wrong Force, Heavens to Betsy Ross, The Vulture Crapitalist, Ro$$, Chief Ross, Boss Ross, Gloss Ross, Glengarry Gloss, Shill on the Floss, At a Loss Ross, The Serial Biller, The $600 Slipper Man, The Six Billion Ruble Man, Mr. Oblivious, Wilbur Ross de là Antoinette, Half-Baked Cake Maker, Sir Mixalot

Wilbur Ross de là Antoinette said of the victims of the Trump Shutdown: "Let them eat cake—borrowed cake!"

Office of Refugee Resettlement Director Scott Lloyd nicknames: The Birth Control Czar, The Birth Master, The Commander, Bad Data, The Rape Resolver, The Rape Resolution-ist, The Gatekeeper, Dark Knight of Columbus

Secretary of Labor Andrew Puzder nicknames: Putz Puzder, Colonel Klink, CKE-n Little, The Wage Terrorist, The Wage Deflator, The Lowballer, The Burger-Bikini Baron, Randy Andy

Secretary of Labor Alexander Acosta nicknames: Alex, Alexander the Grate, The Pedophile Protector, Epstein's Enabler, Dean, Trump's Token Hispanic, The Exile (his parents are Cuban refugees), Accosted Acosta

Secretary of Health & Human Services Tom Price nicknames: Sky-High Price, Pricey Tom, The Leer Jetter, Optics-Con, Tom Sellout, Tom Thumb, Tom "Profit More" Price, The Amerikan Mengele, One Man Death Panel, The Six Million Dolor Man, Tom "Wait until you see the whites of their ayes" Price, Tom "the Price is Your Life"

Secretary of HUD Ben Carson nicknames: Psychopath (Donald Trump), HUD Ornament (Michael R. Burch), Carsonoma (Michael R. Burch), Crazy Ben Carson, Dummy (his childhood nickname), Eli (his Secret Service code name), One Nation (his choice for a Secret Service code name), Trump's Uncle Tom, The Slum Lord, Secretary of Slums

Secretary of Veterans Affairs David Shulkin nicknames: Skulkin' Shulkin (Michael R. Burch), The Designated Survivor

Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao nicknames: Mrs. Mitch McConnell, Tiger Wife (Stuart Bloch), Madame Secretary, Fireworks, Short Fuse, Madame Chaos

Deputy Attorney General Dana J. Boente nicknames: Deputy Dawg, Trump's Lapdog, Barney Fife, Goober, The Decoy

Nikki Haley nicknames: Political Prostitute (Kim Jong Un), Hurricane Haley, Haley's Comet, Tricky Nikki, Trump's Hatchet Lady, Darlin' Nikki, Little Nikki

EPA Director Scott Pruitt nicknames: Hot Air Buffoon, The Possum (his college nickname), Polluting Pruitt, Big Oil's Poster Boy, Tar Baby, Tsar Baby, Tarball, The Freakin' Fracker, The FracKing, King Frack

Director of Personnel Security Carl Kline: Never Decline Kline, Risky Business, SCI-FI, Insecurity Officer, The Russian Mole Man, The Installer (he overruled 30 declined security clearances)

Trump attorney Marc E. Kasowitz nicknames: Marc the Narc, Snarky Marc, Case o' Wits, Witzless, the Uberlitigator (on his website)

Trump attorney Ty Cobb: The Oatmeal Guy (SNL's Michael Che), Captain Kinder-Zoo (Michael R. Burch), Man Bitten by a Radioactive Wilford Brimley (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Maize, The Cobbler, The Corn Cobbler, The Hobbled Scare Crow, The Hit King, Asleep at the Wheel (Steve Bannon)

Trump attorney John Dowd nicknames: Dowdy Dowd, The Dowager, The Dowdy Dodger, Howdy Dowdy, Porta-John, Asleep at the Wheel (Steve Bannon)

Trump attorney Jay Sekulow nicknames: Jaybird, Jaywalker, Jay "Seek the Low Road" Sekulow, Seek and Destroy Sekulow

Trump spokesman Jason Miller nicknames: Lie Spiller Miller, Lie Swiller Miller, Jason Shiller, Miller LITE on Truth, Miller of Tall Tales, Political Mayhem Miller

Trump campaign national spokesperson Katrina Pierson nicknames: Hurricane Katrina, Miss Misinformation, Miss Spokestoady, The Holey Cruzader (she backed Ted Cruz before Trump), Miss Teapot (she is a Tea Party advocate), The Welfare Princess, The Unemployment Queen, Miss PACman, Miss Pure Breed, Kit Kat Bar, The Blight Supremacist, Smokescreen, Trump's Smokeswoman, Unhinged (Salon), The Slavery Advocate, Miss Pure Breed, Katrina and the Slaves, Miss Texas Secession, The Nuke Enthusiast, Duchess Nukem

White House press aide Michael Short nicknames: The Short Timer (he resigned quickly after Scaramucci was hired by the Trumpageddon administration), The De-press-ed Aide, Short Circuit

Mike Huckabee nicknames: Judas, Huckster Huckabee, Huckleberry Spin, Huckmaster General, Huck Fuckabee, Huck Upchuck, Hick Muckabee, The Muckster, Brother Smother, Tax Hike Mike, Triple Wide, Duck Hunter, Uncle Sugar (he once said that the only reason women voted for Democrats was because Uncle Sugar promised to pay for their birth control), Gomer Pile On

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy nicknames: Phony Baloney (he censured Steve King after donating 10K to his campaign), Mr. Malaprop, Hell's a-Revvin' Kevin, Snarky McCarthy, The House Mouse, The House Louse, Non-Speaker of the House, Kevin "Loose Lips Sink Ships" McCarthy, The New McCarthyism, Junior

Acting Secretary of Homeland Security Elaine Duke nicknames: The Duke of Hurl (after she said hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico was a "really a good news story" for the Trump administration), Duke Nukem, The Star (Donald Trump), The Shooting Star

Dr. Ronny Jackson nicknames: The Candyman and Dr. Feelgood (because of the drugs he over-prescribed), The Baggie Man, Scrote (George W. Bush)

Cindy Li Yang nicknames: Madame Flutter Fly, Madame Butterup, Miss Masseuse, Miss Easy Access, Yin to Trump's Yang

Meghan McCain nicknames: Soylent Blonde, SoyBlo, Meghan McBane

Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch nicknames: Darth Evader, Goldman Sachs' Rubber Stamp, A$$hole, The Unjust Justice, The Grinder (for grinding ordinary Janes and Joes under the crushing wheels of corporations), The Greek Geek, Fratboy, FIJI-boy and the Fraternizer (for defending his college frat against charges of date rape)

Bill O'Reilly nicknames: Shill O'Reilly, Bull O'Really, Bill O'Goods, The Spin Zone Doctor, The Spin Doktor, The Spin DoKKKtor, Papa Bear (Stephen Colbert), Mr. Sexual HarA$$ment, Sex Beast, Sexual Predator, The Permanent Vacationer, Big O (George W. Bush), Podzilla (since his new medium will be podcasts)

Jeffrey Epstein nicknames: Frankenstein, Humbert (Epstein's plane was nicknamed "The Lolita Express" because he flew with so many underage girls; Humbert was the name of the pedophile in the book/movie Lolita)

Dave Duke nicknames: The Klansman, Mr. KKK, Grand Wizard, Grand Lizard, The Duke of Hurl, The Duke of Churl, Duke Nuke 'Em, Ill Douche, The Nazi of LSU (his college nickname), The Natty Klansman (he favors suits and ties over those traditional white robes), The Dark Knight (he founded the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan), Cuck of the White Supremacist Walk, The Blight Supremacist

Richard Spencer nicknames: The Snazzy Nazi, Retch Hard, The Retard, Dick, The Dick to End All Dicks (and the World), The Village Idiot, The Pillage Idiot, The White Dumbass-ist, The Alt-Right Blight Inciter

Sam Patten nicknames: Pat Down Patten, The Spy Who Came in for the Gold, Flipper, The Canary, Mr. Sing-Sing

Trump secretary Rhona Graff nicknames: The Gatekeeper, Trump's Gatekeeper, Trump's Right Hand Woman, Graff Spree, The Keeper of the Graft, The A$$istant, The Courier, The Go-Between, Trump's Aide de Kampf, The VICE President

Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg nicknames: The Weasel, The Beancounter, Trump's Financial Gatekeeper, The Keeper of the Crypt, The Burier of the Dead Financial Bodies, The CFO

Trump Organization COO Matthew Calamari: Matty, The Squid, The Bodyguard, The Chauffeur, Killer Calamari (he said he would kill for Trump), Trump's Door Matt, The COO

Trump Organization executive vice president Ron Lieberman: The Concession King, Lieber Dish, Ron "Lie for the Man" Lieberman, The A$$et Inflator

Trump Organization vice president and Trump's personal secretary Rhona Graff nicknames: The Gatekeeper, Trump's Gatekeeper, Trump's Right Hand Woman, Graff Spree, The Keeper of the Graft, The A$$istant

Trump attorney Jay Sekulow nicknames: Jay Bird, The Redliner, Trump's Detourney General

Trump Organization attorney Alan Garten nicknames: The Kindergartener, The Nanny, The Chaperone

Trump Organization executive vice president and counsel George Sorial nicknames: Trump's Right Hand Man, King Gorge, The Dean (he sued the Better Business Bureau for giving Trump University a C-minus!)

Jamie Gorelick nicknames: The Dropout, The Gore Licker, The Licked Lawyer

Attorney Abbe Lowell nicknames: Lowball, Abbe Low Hell, The Goad Father, Abbe Normal, The French Fryer (pun on Friar), Prayer Time, Kushner's Last Line of Defense

Marc E. Kasowitz nicknames: Marc the Narc, Snarky Marc, Case o' Shitz, Witzless

Peter W. Smith nicknames: The Go-Between, Putin's Procurer, The Hacker Backer

Michael Caputo nicknames: Capo Caputo, Kaputo, Kaput, Kaputz, Mafioso Mike

Trump foreign policy adviser Joseph E. Schmitz nicknames: The Mercenary, Mr. Blackwater, Mr. Whitewater

Trump counterterrorism expert Walid Phares nicknames: Squalid Walid, The Toad Warrior, The Maronite

Retired Army Lt. Gen. Joseph 'Keith' Kellogg nicknames: Special K, Cornflake

Luther Strange nicknames: Big Luther, Lyin' Luther Strange, Strange But Untrue, Strange Brew, Strange Bro', Dr. Strangelove, The Big Bunny (his college nickname), Lex Luther, The Runoff King, The Bathroom Detective, Strange LLC (his law firm), The Transgender Rearender and Exxon Defender

George Nader: Unsafe at any Speed, Mr. Backdoor, George of the Bungle, Darth Nadir

Erik Prince: The Prince of Darkness, The Black Prince, The Dark Night, Creature from the Blackwater Lagoon, The Mercenary, Soldier of Misfortune, The Envoy, Trump's Surrogate, Erik the Red, Erik the Terrible, Prince Uncharming

Omarosé Onée Manigault: Omarosa, Pondarosa, Ass-O-Rama, Assorama, The None-Celebrity Apprentice (Piers Morgan), Fired, The Firee, The Trump Hisser, The Trump Trigger, Trump's Brown Sugar, The Nasty TV Villain (TV Guide), Piers Morgan's Bane, Affirmative Auction, The Whistleblower

Matt Boyle nicknames: The Boil, Fever Blister, Boiling Mad Matt, The Breitbartian, The Barbarian

Mike Cernovich nicknames: Juicebro, The Conspiracy Theorist, The Rape Apologist, Mr. Alimony, Gorilla Mindset, Girl-Ill-a Mind-Sweat, Gorilla in our Midst, Cuck of the Walk

Chair of the House Oversight Committee Jason Chaffetz nicknames: Chaff, Chaffy, Chaff-Lips, Chipmunk, Chipmunk Cheeks, Cheeky, Chip, No-Tell Hotel Chaffetz, Grandstanding Charlatan (Heather Digby Parton), Jason "Putin on the Ritz" Chaffetz, (Michael R. Burch), Jason and the Ego-Nuts (Michael R. Burch), Half-Assed Chaffetz, Seductive Beaver Mascot (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")

Congressman Dana Rohrabacher: Putin's Favorite Congressman, Putin's Apologist, Putin's Proxy, Assad's AmeriKlan Ally, Dana the Red, Red Dana, Dirty Dana 

SEC Chairman Walter J. Clayton nicknames: Jay, Jaybird, The Bailout King, The Wall Street Jaywalker, Goldman Sacks Washington, Hatin' Clayton

Trump donor Robert Mercer nicknames: Hedge Hog, PACman, Dark Money, The Megadonor, Merciless Mercer, Ming the Merciless, The Cluster Fucker, The Quant King, The Money Man, The Cat Talker, Bob, The Vulture Crapitalist

Trump donor Rebekah Mercer nicknames: Bekah, Bekah Bilker, Bannon's Backer, The Whiny Hellcat

Legislative Affairs Assistant to the President Marc Short nicknames: Short of the Marc, Shortstop, Shortcut, Koch Addict, Koch Lite, The A$$-istant, Dark Money Marc, Junior Asshole, Short Attention Span Marc, The Dark Money Operative

Trump bodyguard and Director of Oval Office Operations Keith Schiller nicknames: The Shill, Killer Schiller, The Fireman, The Terminator, The Enforcer, The Confidant, The Gatekeeper, The Babyguard

National Enquirer editor Dylan Howard nicknames: Dildo (a nickname he used himself), Mr. Inappropriate, The Examiner, The News Pimp (he allegedly encouraged employees to have sex to get stories)

National Enquirer executive editor Barry Levine nicknames: The Shreditor, The Gossip, The Tattler, Le Gossip Vine, The Hack, The Hatchet (he's reportedly penning a book for Hachette about Trump and his women)

Fox News editor Ken LaCorte nicknames: Catch and Kill LaCorte, La Faux Nouvelles, Mr. Fake News

Fox News host Steve Doocy nicknames: Twelve (Trump rated Doocy a 12 on a 10-point system, for his sycophancy), The Sicko-phant

White House director of communications Bill Shine nicknames: Shoo Shine (Michael R. Burch), The Butler (Fox News), No Shine, Bill Noshine (Donald Trump), Moon Shine, Mr. Misinformation, Director of Miscommunications, Bull Rider, Dr. Doomed, The Silver Faux, Roger Ailes's Gopher (The New Yorker), The Faux Who Cried Wolf

Willard Mitt Romney nicknames: Bishop Romney, The RomneyBot, Plastic Man, Bain in the Ass (David Letterman's #1), King of Bain (Newt Gingrich), Mitt the Twit (The Sun of London, Rupert Murdoch), Mitt the Unfit, Mr. Magical Undies, The Stench (allegedly what Paul Ryan calls Romney behind his back), Willard, The Willard Mechanism, His Willardness

Rick Santorum nicknames: Pope Sanctimonious I, Rick Satan, Prick Sanatorium, Insanatorium  Rooster, Rooster Fogburn, Frothy

New Jersey governor Chris Christie nicknames: Christie Kreme, Christie Cream, The Illsbury Dough-Boy, The Cookie Monster, Big Boy (George W. Bush), Pork Chop, Pork Dork, Porky Pine, Porko Vallarta, Don Qui-Hefty, Enormes Pantalones, Pufferfish, Trueheart (his choice for a Secret Service code name), Trump's Cream Puff, "Beached" Whale, Beach Boy, The New Jersey Sunblocker, Cripsy Christie, Corpus Christie, Sammiches, Governor Sammiches, Crispy Creme, Boca Rotundo, Dios Meatball, Cinco De Mayonnaise, Lap-Bandito, Chiportly, Gringo Con Carne, Dos Neckis, The Love Gov., MAN WITH A KLAN (The New Yorker), Heroic Deputy (Christie was hailed as Trump's "Heroic Deputy" by the Daily Stormer, a neo-Nazi website that endorsed Trump), The Super-Sized Suck-Up

Laura Ingraham nicknames: Loopy Laura, Ingrasham, The High Priestess of Hate (Huffpost), The Pundette, The Spinster, The Spinstress, Miss Misinformation, Right Angle, Acting President Ingraham, Trump's Controller, Trump's Overlord

Kellyanne Conway, Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham are known collectively as the Pundettes.

Director of the National Economic Council Larry Kudlow nicknames: New Low Kudlow, Luddite Larry, The Blight Nationalist, The Grate Depressionist

Larry "New Low" Kudlow said of the Trump Shutdown: "This is just a glitch. Thanks to the volunteers!" (Forcing people to work without pay is not "volunteering" but slave labor.)

Jeb Bush nicknames: Tortoise (George W. Bush), Joyful Tortoise (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Low Energy (Donald Trump), Eveready (Jeb's retort to Trump when asked to pick his Secret Service code name), Veto Corleone, The Bushmaster, Bush League, Gator

Carly Fiorina nicknames: Chainsaw Carly (for all the jobs she cut at HP and Compaq), Golden Parachutress, The Anti-Hillary, Secretariat (her choice for a Secret Service code name)

John Kasich nicknames: Pope (he wanted to be the pope as a boy), Unit One (his choice for a Secret Service code name), Unit Two (his wife's amusing alternate suggestion!)

Rand Paul nicknames: Mr. Nerdy Perm, Mr. Poodle-'Do, The Aquah Budha, Schrödinger's Cat-a-Tonic Candidate (he's "a man on all sides of all issues all at once"), Mr. Death Spiral, Mr. Just-Kill-Them-All!, Truly Weird Rand Paul (Donald Trump), Justice Never Sleeps (his choice for a Secret Service code name; he later called it "one of those nicknames you try to make happen and miserably fail")

Ron Paul nicknames: Uncle Goldbug (because of his stance on hard money), Rue Paul (because we rue the day he appeared on the American political scene), Dr. No (he is a medical doctor and the only word he seems to understand is "no"), Rumple

Scott Walker nicknames: The Desperado (in his high school yearbook), Niedermeyer (after an overly aggressive ROTC leader in the movie Animal House), Scott Balker, Harley (his choice for a Secret Service code name), The Beagle Scout, The Dropout (reportedly, he missed too many classes running for class president!), Hot Ham, Luke Sigh Walker

Rupert Murdoch nicknames: Rupert Murder-Doc, Papa Doc, Ru Paul (Stephen Colbert), The Last Press Baron (CNN), the Dirty Digger (Ian Hislop), the Mudslinger, the Faux Fox, Murdoch of the Mammaries

Roger Ailes nicknames: Roger the Unartful Dodger, The Sex Cadger Codger, Roger Flogger, Roger the Sex Rabbit, The Predator, The Human Toad (SemDem on Daily Kos)

Sean Hannity nicknames: Sean O'Scammity (Michael R. Burch), Sean of the Dead, Lumpy (Jon Stewart), Scammity, Shammity, Sean Vanity, Sean Insanity, Loverboy, Flubberboy, Acting President Hannity, Trump's Controller, Trump's Overlord, Handy Hannity, The Softballer, Trump's Warm-up Pitcher

Sean Vanity's website claims he's a "multimedia superstar."

Lou Dobbs nicknames: Lou Mobs, Lou Robs, Lou Sobs, Massive Douche, Deep State Dobbs, Loopy Lou, Loop-de-Lou, Ludicrous Lou, Screwloose Lou, The Depopulist, The Babbling Birther, Acting President Dobbs

Trump lawyer Sheri A. Dillon nicknames: Gunsmoke (pun on Matt Dillon), The Smoking Gun, The Hired Gun, Ms. Trust (pun on "mistrust"), Trump's Legal Beagle

Michael Steele nicknames: The Sesame Street Guy (Jon Stewart, who compared him to Grover), The Man of Steal (pun on stealing elections and human rights, two GOP objectives), Steal Trap

Rob Portman nicknames: Beltway Rob, PAC-Man, The Lobbyist, The Insider, The Outsourcer, The Job Robber, Washington's First Porter, Any Port in a Shit Storm, Portmanteau

Rod Blum nicknames: Bloomin' Idiot, The Screener, The Stalker, The Quitter (after Blum stalked out of an interview in which he was asked why he screens attendees of his "public" meetings)


Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander nicknames: Lame Lamar, Hedy, Alexander the Ungreat, The Candyman, The Plaid Fraud, Omar the Snakeman, Trump's Wheel Greaser, Trump's Hammer, Trump's Healthcare Scammer, Trump's Oddjob, Doctored No

Tennessee Representative Marsha Blackburn nicknames: Blackguard, Black Heart, Black Turn, Blackweird, The Black Abyss of Ignorance, the Young Re-Flub-Lycan, Deputy Whip, The Death Panelist, The Planned Parenthood Predator

Tennessee Representative Diane Black nicknames: The Black Widow, The Black Mamba, The Black Square, Blunder Woman, Diane Tart, Diane Tort, Bishop Romney's Surrogate, The Death Panelist, The Planned Parenthood Predator

Arizona Senator Jeff Flake nicknames: The Flake, Snow Flake (he was actually born in Snowflake, Arizona!), Corn Flake

Kevin Hassett nicknames: Has Been, Putin's Asset, Smirknado (Michael R. Burch), Sharknerdo (Michael R. Burch), Willy WONKa, The A$$et, The EEK-onomist

Sam Clovis nicknames: Beavis Clovis, the Walrus, the Boof-alo (he claims he's been "boofed" by climate change science), Cloven-Hooves Clovis, Four Leaf Clovis

K. T. McFarland nicknames: Far-Out McFarland, The Ditz, McFibber, The Airhead, Mike Flynn's Brain, K. T. McFarOut, McFart

Newt Gingrich nicknames: Tadpole, Angry Tadpole, Angry Muffin (Peggy Noonan), The Bloated Bullfrog, Newticles, Noot, Newt the Nit, Pig Newton, Talking Bag of Dirty Laundry (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")

George W. Bush nicknames: Dubya, Shrub, Junior, Junior Shrub, Bush League, Bush Baby, Bushman, Uncurious George, The Decider, GWB, Chimpy McStagger, AWOL, Georgie Boy, Boy Gorge

Dick Cheney nicknames: The Penguin, Darth Cheney, Mr. Vice, Quasimodo (George W. Bush), Big Time (George W. Bush), Duke Nukem, Blam-Blam (after he shot another hunter in the face), Dickhead, Tricky Dick II

Donald Rumsfeld nicknames: Rummy (George W. Bush), Rheumy, Rheumatoid, The Ruminator, Lucifer Incarnate

Rush Limbaugh nicknames: The Human Hindenburg, Rush Dim-Bulb, Lush Dim Blah, Junkie Limbaugh, Limbaugh Cheese, The Rushian, Rushbo, Rush Limbawful, Douche Rimjob

Florida Governor Rick Scott nicknames: Prick Scott, Scott Free Prick, Great Scott (Not), Pink Slip Rick, Sir Halter Scott, The Emotionless Android, Governor Gollum, Skeletor

Alex Jones nicknames: Alien Sasquatch Love Child (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Hernia Boy (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Hernia Who Wished He Was a Real Boy (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Furious Hard-Boiled Egg (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Customer Making the Waitress Cry (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Shrieking Funnel Cake (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), The Info Warrior, Yogurt Head

Nick Ayers nicknames: Airhead Ayers, Hot Air Ayers

Joseph Otting nicknames: Outed Otting (after he claimed to have a degree from Dartmouth that Dartmouth doesn't even offer), "Leave it to Otter" Joe

Israeli Prime Minister Benyamin "Bibi" Netanyahu nicknames: Bibi, King Bibi, Nit-and-Yahoo, Bibi the Merciless, The Butcher, Butcher Bibi, The Widowmaker, The Orphanmaker, BB

Gordon Sondland nicknames: The Drug Dealer (John Bolton), The Blood Money Donor, Flesh Gordon, Flash for Cash Gordon
Jerome Corsi nicknames: Jerry, Judas #2 (Roger Stone), Lyin' Jerry Corsi (Roger Stone), The Con-spiracy Theorist, The Wiki-Leaker
Randy Credico nicknames: False Front, Back Channel, Person 2, Bad Credit, The Principle Source (Roger Stone)
Robert Costello nicknames: Back Channel Bob, Mr. "Friends in High Places," Garth Crooks, The Pardoner, Flipper
Howard Stern nicknames: The Shock Jock, The Schlock Jock, Howeird, Howie, How, The King of All Media
Senator Steve King nicknames: Horror Show, Freak Show, The King of Horror, The Wall Nut, The White Pride Piper, The Blight Supremacist
Deputy National Security Adviser for Strategy Dina Habib Powell nicknames: Sachs-girl, Sachs Diva
Rick Dearborn nicknames: Deputy Lap Dawg, Greenhorn Dearborn, Stillborn Dearborn, Dick Fearborn, Red Rick, Russian Rick
Deputy Communications Director Jessica Ditto nicknames: Ditto, "Ditto That," Miss Redundant, Bevin's Bane, Trump's Blonde Brander  
Personal Aide John McEntee nicknames: Aide de Camp, Aide de Kampf, Teed-Off McEntee, Mac Attack
Trump campaign consultant George Gigicos nicknames: Goner, Gigi, The Greek Geek, George of the Bungle, Phoenix in Flames, Fee-Nixed
Marine Corps General Joseph Dunford, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: Fighting Joe, Four-Star, The Chairman, Marathon Man
Deputy Chief of Staff Joe Hagin nicknames: Ragin' Hagin
Mo Brooks nicknames: Mo' Crooks, Mo' Rooks, No Mo' Books Brooks
Franklin Graham nicknames: Graham Cracker, Frank Lee Nutty, The Medievalist
Executive Assistant Madeline Westerhout nicknames: Trump's Toady, Wicked Witch of the Westerhout
Peter Navarro nicknames: The EEKonomist, The China Sin-Drone (Michael R. Burch), Bullshitter in the China Shop
Deputy Chief of Staff Katie Walsh nicknames: Welshing Walsh, Katie Bar the Door
Antonin Scalia nicknames: Antonin "Scaly" Scalia, Nino (Spanish for "infant"), El Nino, El Ninny
David Melech Friedman nickames: Moloch, Fried Brain Man, Mr. Apartheid, Israel's Goebbels
Carl Icahn nicknames: Mr. Delorean, Mr. Bailout, Mr. Too Big Not to Fail, The Grey Grifter, Back to the Suture, The Artful Dodger
Daniel Coates nicknames: Dan, Offshore Dan, Coates of Many Colors
White House Counsel Don F. McGahn nicknames: The Enabler, Cover Artist, Undercover Artist (he does cover songs), Guitar Dan
Michael Dubke nicknames: Mike, Karl Rove Jr., Mystery Man, Happy Warrior, Bye Bye Dubke
Peter Navarro nicknames: Novice, Nutjob, Ninny
Ajit Pai nicknames: Dark Yoda, The Agitator, The Net Neutrality Negator, The Broadband Baron, Big Brother, Trump's Sinister Swami
Glenn Beck nicknames: Voldemort, Emotional Fescue (Michael R. Burch), American Rhodes, Glen "Weepin'-'n'-Wailin'" Beck
Kevin McCarthy nicknames: Loose Lips, The Ship Sinker
Dave Brat nicknames: Bratman, Terrible Tyke, Dark Night of the Soul
Raul Labrador nicknames: Raul "Lapdog" Labrador, Black Lab, Trump's Retriever, Labrador Guppy, Hispanic Dilbert (Stephen Colbert)
Karl Rove nicknames: Turd Blossom or Turdblossom (George W. Bush), Turd Polisher (George H. W. Bush), Rover, Red Rover, Red Raver
Maureen Dowd nicknames: The Cobra (George W. Bush), Howdy Dowdy, Dowdy Do-Wrong, Fraulein Dowdy
Kayleigh McEnany nicknames: Kellyanne Lite, Inane McEnany, McLiar, Blond Bombshell Exploding into Alternative Facts
Katie Miller nicknames: Ms. Gargamel, Ms. Sméagol, Domino (the first White House staffer to test positive for COVID-19)
Joseph Grogan nicknames: Bulk Grogan, Bulk Hooligan, Grogan's Zeroes
Dan Scavino nicknames: Scarface, The Scavenger, Great White Snark, Social Media Czar, Trump's Twitter Babysitter (Michael R. Burch)
Secretary of the Army Mark Green nicknames: Greenhorn, Greensleeves, Emergency!, The Medic, Critical Care, The Homophobe
Ezra Cohen-Watnick nicknames: The Tapp Dancer, Deep Bloat, The Informant, The Whistleblower (Paul Ryan), Flynn's Flunked Flunkey
Michael Ellis nicknames: Eely Ellis, The Eel, Ellis Islander, Deep Bloat II
John Eisenberg nicknames: The Illegal Eagle, Deep Bloat III, Iceberg
Billy Bush nicknames: Bush League, The Bush Beater
Richard LeFrak nicknames: The Freak, The Mogul, The Overseer
Harrison LeFrak nicknames: Little Freak, Freak Jr., The Brain, Dirty Harry
Steve Roth nicknames: Zen Master, The Vornado Tornado, Roth's Child, Wrothenstein
Stephen Ross nicknames: Dolphin, The Dauphin, The Donor
Gary Barnett nicknames: Jigsaw, Mr. Ostentation, Mr. Glitz, The Diamond Trader
Jerry Speyer nicknames: The Modest Tuna, The Tishman Tuna
Joseph Chetrit nicknames: Big Brother, Big Bother
Larry Silverstein nicknames: The Green Banana, Lucky Larry, The Pianist
Chris Ruddy nicknames: Ruddy Buddy, Trump's Spokespal, Newsminion, The Smokescreen, Russian Red Ruddy, Chris Phish, Bad Fungus
Senator Dean Heller nicknames: Heller High Water, Hell's Bells, The Hellion, The Dean of Healthcare Hell, Hell on Greased Wheels
John Cornyn nicknames: Corndog (George W. Bush), Cornpone, Corn Prone, Corncob, Corny, Horn in Cornyn, KKK Cornyn
John Barrasso nicknames: Bare Ass, The Ass, The A$$hole, Wyoming's Doktor, John-Boy
Mike Lee nicknames: Mikey, The General, The Ungreat Dane, Alito Jr.
Cory Gardner nicknames: The Unconstant Gardner, Tory Cory, The GOP Bad Idea Man, C-Money, The Young Gun, Scattershot
Pat Toomey nicknames: Sock It Toomey, Senator Elevator (he dodged Trump by hiding in an elevator), Stand Pat Toomey, Me Too Toomey
Mike Enzi nicknames: Hate Frenzy Enzi, The Wyoming Homophobe, The Hate Crime Defender
John Thune nicknames: Out-of-Tune Thune, The Giant Killer
AshLee Strong nicknames: Eddie Munster's Press Secretary, The SpinMistress, The Black Widow
Barry Bennett nicknames: Bennet Dick Arnold, Bare Net Bennet
Nick Ayers nicknames: Airhead Ayers, Hot Air Ayers
Josh Holmes nicknames: Sherlock Holmes's Dumber Brother, Josh "the Dudd" Holmes
Johnny DeStefano nicknames: Stephanie, The Sob Boss, The Headhunter, The Rushin' Recruiter, Mr. Flip Flop
Margaret Peterlin nicknames: The Gatekeeper
Brian Hook nicknames: Hook'n'Crook, The Hooker, Mr. Memo
Corey Stewart nicknames: The Apprentice, Trump's Firee, The Cuckservative, Prince William Unsound, Mr. AR-15
Eric Cantor nicknames: Iago, Eric Ranter, Eric Cant, The Wimpy Whip
Matt Drudge nicknames: Donald's Drudge, The Drudgemaster, High Dudgeon and Drag-ons, The Drudge Deporter, The Drudge Grudger
Alex Jones: Alien Sasquatch Love Child and Hernia Boy (Stephen Colbert), Info Warrior, Yogurt Head
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano nicknames: Big Sis (Matt Drudge), Naptime Napolitano, The Naptime Politician
ICE Director Thomas Homan: Inhuman Homan (Michael R. Burch), The ICEman Cometh
NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre: Brain Drain Wayne, Loose Nuts LaPierre
NRA Spokesperson Dana Loesch: Failed Spokesmodel, Lethal Loesch
George Will nicknames: Admiral Weiner, The Assmaster, Will Tell, The Commissioner, The Post Washington Journalist, Faux News Philosopher
Joe Lieberman nicknames: Traitor Joe, Trader Joe, Joe Stalin, Lieber Dish, Holy Joe, Jihad Joe, Jo(k)e, Joe Doberman
Joe Scarborough nicknames: Scar 'Bro, Squint, Mourning Joe, Morning Joe
Herman Cain nicknames: Black Walnut (himself), Black Wall Nut (Michael R. Burch), The Murk of Cain (Michael R. Burch), Cornbread
Haley Barbour nicknames: Boss Hogg, Barbourian, Barbarian, BarbAryan
Condoleeza Rice nicknames: CON-die, Con Diva, Mistress Condi, Condo Leaser Rice, Con-Dough-Leeza
National Security Adviser Susan Rice nicknames: The Trump Unmasker, The Oxfordian, The Valedictorian, Sportin', Spo'
UAE Crown Prince Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed al-Nahyan nicknames: Money Geyser, The Trump Gusher
Attorney General Sally Yates nicknames: Long Tall Sally, Sally Forth
Director of the U.S. Office of Government Ethics Walter Shaub: Mission Impossible, The Trust Buster, Trump's Nightmare, Mr. Clean Heart
Jerry Falwell Jr. nicknames: Junior, Junior League Jerry, Jerry Fallhell
Louise Linton nicknames: Lyin' Linton, The Lyin' Queen, Zimbabwe Barbie, Marie Antoinette, Mrs. Mnuchin, Mrs. Gnu Chin
Eric Bolling nicknames: Bolling Balls (after he allegedly sent lewd pictures of himself to Fox colleagues), Boll Weavel, Boll Weasel, Boll Evil
Andy Hemming nicknames: Hemming-Way, Hemming and Hawing Andy, The Trump Stroker
Martin Shkreli nicknames: Hedge Hog, The Shortstop, Sad Supervillain, Pharma Monster, Pharma Bro, Pharma Douche, Smarm Bro
Alan Futerfas nicknames: Flutter Fast, The Hummingbird, The Criminal Defender, Miami Vice
Bob Marshall nicknames: Virginia's Chief Homophobe (himself), Toast, Unemployed, Done
Kathleen Hartnett White: Ole Queen Coal, The Fossil Fool
Michael Grimm: The Grimm Reaper, Grimey
Michael Wolff: The Wolffman, Total Loser and Zero Access (Donald Trump)
Hogan Gidley: Giddy Gidley, Gadfly Gidley, Hogan's Zero
Mark Burnett nicknames: Paddington Human (Stephen Colbert), Well-Coiffed Android, Male Model, Putin's Apprentice Producer
Robert Foresman nicknames: Bob, Manafort Clone, Rob Rosneft, Rob Ruble, Robert "Dark Side of the" Foresman
Thomas J. Barrack Jr. nicknames: Tom, Barrack Attack, Luminous Dome, Death Warmed Over, The Slave Colony Capitalist
Charles Gillespie nicknames: Swamp Thing (Breitbart), Jittery Republican Incumbent (Joel B. Pollak), The Unembracer (Donald Trump)
Council on Environmental Quality Chairperson Kathleen Hartnett White nicknames: Ole Queen Coal, Kathy Clown, Koch Addict, The Fossil Fool
David Broidy nicknames: Broidy Bunches
Senator James Elroy Risch nicknames: Risky Risch
Mark Zuckerberg nicknames: Zuck, Slayer
Reed Cordish nicknames: Greed Cordish, Hoardish Cordish
Robert Bentley nicknames: The Luv Guv, Obently, The Flim-Flam Man
Kay Ivey nicknames: Poison Ivey, The Child Luv Guv, The Alabama Madame
Joseph DiGenova nicknames: Little Joe, The Minion, Stupor Nova, The Conspiracy King, Mr. Alias
Mercedes Schlapp nicknames: Mercy, Mercedes Bends (Michael R. Burch), Schlapp the Schlep, Schlapp Happy
Joseph Otting nicknames: Outed Otting
Susan Collins nicknames: Susceptible Susan Suckup, Susan Sap, Lazy Susan, Credulous Collins
Corry Bliss nicknames: Ignorance is Bliss, Sorry Corry, Whorey Corry
Robert Lighthizer nicknames: Bob Light, Light Thighs, Spear Tipper (Steve Bannon)
Anthony Kennedy nicknames: The Swinger
Leonard Leo nicknames: Leo the Alt-Right Lion, The Lyin' Lion
Richard Burr nicknames: Burrhead, Old Burdick, Dick Burr
Wayne Berman nicknames: Brr-Man, The Cold One
Jesse Watters nicknames: The Key to our Idiocracy (GQ)
Matt Boyle nicknames: Matt Boil, Fever Blister
Rick Santorum nicknames: Pope Sanctimonious I, Rick Satan, Prick Sanatorium, Rick Insanatorium
Rod Blum nicknames: Bloomin' Idiot
Sheri A. Dillon nicknames: Gunsmoke, The Smoking Gun, Trump's Legal Beagle
nicknames Lamar Alexander nicknames: Lame Lamar, Hedy, Alexander the Ungreat, The Candyman, The Plaid Fraud
Marsha Blackburn nicknames: Creature from the Black Marsh, Marshy, Swampy
Diane Black nicknames: D.C. Diane, The Black Widow, Diane Tart, Diane Tort, Swamp Mistress
Sam Clovis nicknames: Beavis Clovis, the Walrus, the Boof-alo
Rick Scott nicknames: Prick Scott, Scott Free Prick, Pink Slip Rick, Governor Gollum, Skeletor
White House speechwriter David Sorenson nicknames: Sore Ass Sorenson
K. T. McFarland nicknames: Far-Out McFarland, The Ditz, McFibber

Continued at: Donald Trump Cronies and Lapdogs

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