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Donald Trump Nicknames: Administration, White House, Cabinet, Departments, Family, Friends, Associates, Accomplices, Supporters, Fawners and Lapdogs

This page contains the best nicknames that I have been able to find for Donald Trump and his family, friends, cabinet, departments, associates, partners in crime, accomplices, supporters, inner circle, surrogates, benefactors, donors, fawners and lapdogs. My personal favorite comes from the Bible, the ominous TRUMP OF DOOM. When God and the Hebrew prophets spoke of the "Trump of Doom" and a "little horn" were they speaking literally? (For a YUGE slew of 666 connections, see Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?)

"I had a lot of jokes about Trump cabinet members. But I had to scrap them because everyone has been fired. You guys are going through cabinet members quicker than Starbucks throws out black people!"—Michelle Wolff

Trump Coronavirus nicknames: Little Donnie Pandemic, Bunker Boy, Bunker Baby, PINO (Jimmy Kimmel, for President in Name Only) ... with more immediately below the cartoon and caption ...

You can employ your browser's search feature or use CTRL-F to find nicknames for Trump's family, friends and associates/lapdogs. Personal favorites include Melanoma (Melania Trump), Proxy Wife (Ivanka Trump), Aide de Kampf (Jared Kushner), Ghouliani (Rudy Giuliani), Wrongway Conway (Kellyanne Conway), Koch Addict (Mitch McConnell), Young Gargamel and Sméagol (Stephen Miller), Cruella DeVile (Betsy DeVos), Scary Poppins (Mick Mulvaney, the previous White House nanny), Shreddy Roosevelt (Ryan Zinke), Paul Ruin (Paul Ryan), Buford T. Injustice (Jeff Sessions), Count Drekula (Paul Manafort), Loose Cannon Bannon (Steve Bannon), Hick Morticia (Sarah Huckabee Sanders), Deputy Dip-Pity-'Do (Anthony Scaramucci), Sludge Roy Moore and HUD Ornament (Ben Carson)! We also have Trump family nicknames like The Brooklyn Hillbullies and Trump administration nicknames like Moscow on the Hudson and The White Supremacist House.

The Hell's Belles are collectively Kellyanne Conway, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Betsy DeVos and Kirstjen Nielsen. The Three Amigos at the heart of the Ukraine scandal are Rick Perry, Gordon Sondland and Kurt Volker.

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Trump Shutdown Nicknames: Cave Man (New York Daily News), The Crow-Magnon, The Wallflower, The Wall Nut, Proud Shutdown Man (Trump said he was proud to don the "mantle" of the Trump Shutdown), Blarney Rubble, Incurious Gorge (Captain Sully Sullenberger), Gutless Lying Lazy Incompetent Lunatic Wimp (Ann Coulter), Waffle Mouse (pun on Waffle House),Where's Wall Dough?, Custard's Last Stand, Trump's Concession Stand

Related pages: Donald Trump: 666 Mark of the Beast, Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?

Heroes of the Pandumbic: Trump Coronavirus Nicknames

Donald Trump: Tokyo Rose Trump, Typhoid Don, President Pandemonium, DEAF CON 1, The Lyin' King
Ivanka Trump: Princess Covidia, Ivanka Tramp, Proxy Wife, I Candy, Trophy Daughter, The First-Lady-Daughter
Jared Kushner: The Covid Kid, Aide de Kampf, Donald Trump's Junior Partner in Grime, Jarring Jared, Muscle-less Jethro
Donald Trump Jr.: Kid Corona, Junior, Donald Dunce Jr., Ponyboy, Chip Off the Old Blockhead, Fredo Corleone, Frito, Fraido
Eric Trump: The Covidiot, Eric the Red, Eric the Brain Dead, Eric of Orange, Eric Idle, Draco Malfoy, Sonny Corleone, Sonny-Boy
Melania Trump: The Slovenian Sphinx (Maureen Dowd), Melania Antoinette (Michael R. Burch), Melanoma, The Cold One
Dr. Scott Atlas: Atlas Shrugged, The Leech, Dr. Know Little "wouldn't know science if it kicked him in the ass" (Brianna Keilar)
Dr. Stella Immanuel: The Demon Semen Doctor, Trump's "Must Watch" Witch Doctor, Miss Alien DNA 2020

Stella Immanuel is now Trump's preferred medical adviser. Nigeria's most bizarre witch doctor not only knows how to defeat the coronavirus without masks, but as a YUGE side benefit she can cure endometriosis caused by demon semen! Two for the price of one is quite a bargain, especially with money being as short as Trump's stubby little fingers these days! Immanuel also specializes in alien DNA and says scientists are cooking up vaccines to prevent people from being religious. Is that how Trump learned that Joe Biden is out to "hurt God" while costing him votes? So unfair! And while some of the more logical sorts have cocked eyebrows at Immanuel's claims, Trump immediately jumped aboard her Voodoo Bandwagon. But, alas, Facebook and Twitter deleted her videos as disinformation. We had better prepare to do without social media, since Immanuel prophesied that Jesus Christ would destroy Facebook’s servers if her videos weren’t restored! But Immanuel does seem dead-on with her diagnosis of Trump and his administration: she said the government is run by "reptilians."

Other doctors giving Don the Con medical advice include Dr. Doom, Dr. Strangelove, Dr. Evil, Dr. Demento, Dr. Phibes, Dr. Faustus, Dr. Victor Frankenstein, Dr. Frederick Frankenstein  Dr. Jekyll, Dr. Moreau, Dr. Giggles, Dr. Otto Octavius, Dr. Cockroach, Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Dr. Fu Manchu, Dr. No and Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

Louis DeJoy: DeToy, DePloy, DeTour, Postmaster Saboteur, De-Postmaster General, Trump's Partner in Grime
Karen Pence: The Lying Nun, Creepy Karen (Donald Trump), Mother (Mike Pence), Miss Vice Antichrist
Mike Pence: The Coronavirus Czar, Dense Pence, Senseless Pence, Mike Pounce (Donald Trump), Miami Vice
Ron DeSantis: DeSatan, DeSatanist, Death-Dealer DeSantis, Rosie Ronny, Conny Ronny

Miami Vice Mike Pence and Florida Governor Ron DeSatanist met on March 7, 2020 but failed to lock down Florida's cruise ships. Now Florida coronavirus cases are exploding and thousands of cruise ship passengers are lost at sea, with nowhere to land. Conny Ronny is playing a dangerous game of Follow the Pleader, as he looks to Don the Con for direction while the American Pontius Pilate washes his hands his hands of any responsibility for citizens dying on his watch. Meanwhile, Senseless Pence refused to wear a mask at the Mayo Clinic, endangering patients, doctors and nurses. What was Pence's excuse? He wanted to look people in the eye! Is it possible that Dense Pence is so dense he can't see that the masks don't cover anyone's eyes? Or is Pence infected with "toxic masculinity" as suggested by Daily Kos?

Betsy DeVos: Cruella DeVile, Diva DeVos, DeVile DeVos, DeVil DeVos, Deaducation Secretary DeVos, Drek-retary of Dead-ucation, Madame De Voucher, Betsy DeVoid, Betsy De Gross, Ditzy DeVos (Donald Trump), Dolores Umbridge

Betsy DeVos is the Dead-ucation Secretary because she keeps pushing to force kindergartners and grade-schoolers to enter unsafe schools, when adults have been unable to practice social distancing effectively. Apparently, Betsy DeVos is not smarter than a fifth-grader. The Clemson and LSU national football championship squads can't field teams, with 30+ players each testing positive for COVID-19. The super-conditioned athletes of the Nashville SC can't take the soccer field. Mike Trout, the greatest baseball player of his generation, may skip an abbreviated 2020 season. Since adults can't reopen businesses safely, how can we expect children to go back to school safely? And yet The Peach with the Bleach and a Brain out of Reach and his cohort Betsy DeVil DeVos are trying to make kindergartners and grade-schoolers do what adults can't! How is that not premeditated murder?

Rick Scott: Scrooge (for making it impossible for Floridians to get unemployment relief)
Tom Cotton: Cottonmouth, The Slaughter Moccasin, Viper, Cotton-Eyed Moe, High Cotton, The White Cotton King, Uncle Tom
Mark Green: The Uberhawk
Mark Esper: Troop, The Battle Space Bimbo, The Secretary of De-Sense, The Secretary of Nonsense, The Acolyte, The Trump Hisser

Mark Esper is the freakin' Secretary of Defense and he didn't know the battle plan when Tiny Man Trump set out to create a Tiny Man Square in the heart of the nation's capitol?

Mark Milley: Milley Cyrus, Milling Milley, Willy Nilly Milley
Mike Pompeo: Pompey the Grate, The China Sin-Drone (Michael R. Burch), The Wuhan Conman, Miss America

Mike Pompeo has been dubbed Miss America because he smiles and waves while we say goodbye to American democracy.

Mark Meadows: Scary Poppins, Nanny McFee, White House Chief of Graft
Mitch McConnell: Fuckface McTurtlebitch, The Turtle, Mitch the Snitch-Bitch, Koch Addict (Michael R. Burch), Mitch McConHell

Mitch McConnell says Senate Republicans have not "felt the urgency of acting immediately.” He says this with 36 million Americans unemployed, many of them living paycheck to paycheck, and with a staggering death toll that continues to rise inexorably to 100,000 with no end in sight. What sort of evidence do nearsighted, lethargic Senate Republicans like Mitch "Last Ditch" McCon-Hell need?

Kellyanne Conway: Miss Coronavirus 2020, The Human-COVID Hybrid, Kellyanne Con-Artist (Randy Rainbow)
Larry Kudlow: Spudlow, Scudlow, Cudlow, Go Low Kudlow, Low Ball Kudlow, Chewer of Trump's Cud Low

Low Ball Larry Kudlow continues to emulate the Man-Baby President by insisting that "no one" could have predicted that a virus could go viral. Of course, medical experts were warning the world about the very real dangers of the coronavirus as soon as it was identified as related to SARS, a highly infectious disease.

Peter Navarro: The EEKonomist, China Sin-Drone 2 (Michael R. Burch), Bullshitter in the China Shop
Rudy Giuliani: Trudy, Rudy Ghouliani, Rudy the Red-Nosed Panderer, Drooliani, Fooliani
Stephen Miller: Young Gargamel (Stephen Colbert), Sméagol (Trevor Noah), Basic Henchman (Trevor Noah)
Katie Miller: Ms. Gargamel, Ms. Sméagol, Domino, Bar-the-Door Katie, The Silver Lining

Bar-the-Door Katie will be forever barred from Trump's presence because he despises people who get sick and was a germaphobe before the novel coronavirus appeared. Katie Miller is Domino because she's the first White House staffer to test positive for COVID-19 and could set off a chain reaction. Katie Miller is The Silver Lining because her husband, Young Gargamel Stephen Miller, will now undoubtedly be banned from Trump's chambers.

Hope Hicks: Hopeless Hicks, The Stupor Model, Tricky Hicky, Hopester and Hopie (Donald Trump)
Ben Sasse: Sassy Sasse, Sashay Sasse, Keynote Bleeper
Lindsey Graham: Graham Cracker, Crackers, Nutjob (Donald Trump), Disgrace (Trump), Crazy (Trump), Flimsy Lindsey, Lindsey Gomez, Stinkball, Lady Graham and Lady G (said to be his nicknames among male sex workers), The Queer Overseer, Bootlicker Extrordinaire, Filly Graham, Shilly Graham, Leningrad Lindsey (#LeningradLindsey)

Lindsey Graham Cracker has died his hair blonde to match his Machiavellian master's. Apparently political lapdogs also look like their owners.

Joseph Grogan: Bulk Grogan, Bulk Hooligan, Grogan's Zeroes
Dr. Moncef Slaoui: Mon Chef, Eyechart, Mr. Warp Speed
General Gustave F. Perna: Gus, Gusty,
Richard Epstein: No Einstein (he predicted 500 coronavirus deaths, then 5,000, then 50,000 ...)
Erin Perrine: Erin Urine, Miss Piss, The Trump Hisser, The Trump Pisser, Lyin' Erin

Erin Perrine, better known to the American public as Erin Urine, said there would be "no daylight" between Trump campaign's official position and his personal messaging. In other words, everyone in Trump's camp kampf will continue to lie like dogs, including Miss Piss herself. Lyin' Erin refuses to take the truth lying down and will always defend Don the Con's fabrications and prevarications!

Aaron Ginn: Slow Ginn Fizz (Michael R. Burch), Ginn Rummy, The Growth Hacker (Ginn himself)
William Barr: Ironslide, Raymond Barr, Detourney General, Human Hefty Bag, Slobber Baron, Enabler General, Trump's Barr Tender
Kayleigh McEnany: Fact-Free Kayleigh, McEnemy, McInaney, McIninny, Miss Misinformation, Miss Truthless, The Trump-et, Miss Trumpet, The Yes-Woo-Man, The Prim & Proper Propagandist

Fact-Free Kayleigh McEnany, the new White House Press Secretary, has a very checkered history with the truth. Before capitulating to the dark side, she had called Trump's rhetoric "racist," "hateful" and "derogatory." After becoming a Trump lapdog and yes-woo-man, McInane-y obsequiously predicted that, thanks to Trump, "we will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here." More recently McIninny responded to criticism of her boss by saying, "President Trump’s coronavirus response has been unprecedented and saved American lives." Miss Misinformation misspelled "unpresidented" since the American Pilate has washed his hands of any responsibility for American deaths on his watch.

According to Fact-Free Kayleigh McEnany the acting president of the United States is now Detourney General William Barr! McInaney said it was Trump's Barr-Tender who issued the order to increase the White House perimeter by attacking peaceful protesters. But an attorney general has no such authority. So either the Slobber Baron has engineered a coup or Donald the Menace is looking for scapegoats to avoid a voter-imposed timeout.

Hogan Gidley: Giddy Gidley, The Gadfly, Hogan's Non-Hero, Sulk Hogan
Steve Mnuchin: Hedge Hog, PAC-man, No-Chin Mnuchin, The Foreclosure King, The Forecloser
Chad Wolf: Dangling Chad, Hanging Chad, Wolf in Sheep's Clothing, Wolfie, The Wolfman, Secretary of Insecurity
Brett Giroir: Hot Air Giroir, Bad Bet Brett
Brad Parscale: Truth and Honor For Sale Parscale, Sliding Scale Parscale, Amazon (Donald Trump), The Website Guy (Donald Trump), Bedshitter Brad (Gabriel Sherman)

Brad Parscale is the Six-Foot-Eight Lightweight, an ineffective defender of the indefensible Man-Baby President. The self-avowed Stable Genius threatened to sue Sliding Scale Parscale because his polls plummeted after Trump touted the advantages of using lethal disinfectants internally. Then came the Tulsa Trainwreck, after which Gabriel Sherman opined that Brad had shit his bed.

Dr. Ben Carson: HUD Ornament (Michael R. Burch), Psychopath (Donald Trump), Crazy Ben Carson, Dummy (his childhood nickname)
Dr. Deborah Birx: Miss Misinformation, Miss Leading, Trump's Echo, The Truth Trumper, Birx of Pray, Smirks Birx
Dr. Stephen Hahn: Hands-Off Hahn (he has quarantined himself at the White House), Hahn Solo

Dr. Stephen Hahn Solo flies with the Dark Side of the Force, obedient to the American Darth Vader.

Dr. Robert Redfield: Red Rover, Robert Redress, AWOL, Renfield, Deadfield, Doctor Doomed #1
Dr. Anthony Fauci: The Voice of Reason, The Truth Teller, Trump's Next Firee, Doctor Doomed #2
Dr. Mark Mulligan: No Mulligan Mark (he says, contra Trump, that a vaccine will not be ready for public use this year)
Dr. Jerome Adams: The Invisible Man, The Sturgeon General, The Sleepy Anesthesiologist, Snoozy
Dr. Nancy Messonnier: Messenger Angel, The Shot-Down Messenger
Dr. Anne Schuchat: Snapchat Schuchat
Seema Verma: Seem-a One-Term-a (another likely Trump firee)
Alex Azar: Alex Afar (Michael R. Burch), The ex-Coronavirus Czar, The First Firee
Michael Caputo: Capo Caputo, Kaputo, Kaput, Kaputz, Mafioso Mike
Brian Kemp: Lyin' Brian, Verklempt Kemp, Kemp the Temp, Clueless Kemp, The April Fool, The Impeachable Peach
Tucker Carlson: Sucker, Suckup, F*cker, Gretchen, White Supremacist Goblin, Hobgoblin, Slobgoblin

This is not an April Fool's Day joke: On the second of April, Georgia Governor Brian Kemp issued a stay-at-home directive, saying he had only learned within the past 24 hours (i.e., on April Fool's Day) that people without symptoms can spread the coronavirus. How is it possible that Republicans like Trump and Kemp, who are responsible for knowing such things and have teams of high-paid advisers to keep them informed, remain clueless?

Kellyanne Conway: Con-Way Twit said, "It is being contained; do you not see it being contained?"
Fox News: the Hyperventilators of Faux News all agree: the coronavirus is "fake news" and a "liberal hoax"
Sean Hannity: Scammity said the coronavirus pandemic was the fake news of the "media mob"
Rush Limbaugh: The Rushian aka Rusty Dim Bulb said the coronavirus "is the common cold, folks"
Lou Dobbs: Loop-de-Lou aka Screwloose Lou blames the real media for "playing up fears" of the virus

Ludicrous Lou Dobbs said Trump is "arguably the greatest president in our history" as the coronavirus death toll eclipsed 100,000.

Laura Ingraham: Ingrasham said "the facts are actually pretty reassuring" and blamed the real media
Tomi Lahren: Brain Drain Lahren aka White Power Barbie is more concerned about used needles
Geraldo Rivera: Jerry Rivers said the "ordinary old flu" is more dangerous than the coronavirus
Peter Hegseth: Megadeath Hegseth said "the more I learn about the coronavirus the less concerned I am"
Jeanine Pirro: Blearo said talk about the coronavirus being more deadly than the flu "doesn’t reflect reality"
Jesse Watters: High Watters Murk said he and his pompadour are "not afraid of the coronavirus"
Donald Trump: Don the Con said "This is the flu, it's going to disappear one day ... like a miracle!"
Devin Nunes: Numbnuts Nunes said "it's a great time to go out" with the family to a local restaurant
Matt Schlapp: Schlapp Me Silly said "it is very, very difficult to contract this virus"
Mercedes Schlapp: Mercy Less Schlapp did not contradict her ill-informed hubby
Ainsley Earhardt: Dearheart Earhard said "it is actually the safest time to fly"
Ed Rensi: Truth Rinser Rensi said "there's a lot of hyperbole and noise" about the coronavirus
Dr. Marc Siegel: Trump Beagle Siegel said the "worst case scenario" is that "it could be the flu"
Dr. Drew Pinsky: Hinky Pinsky said "it's milder than we thought, the tally rate is going to drop"
Ed Henry: Featherhead Ed said that if we understand the "context" the virus is "not as scary"
Sean Hannity: Scammity later said, "This program has always taken the coronavirus seriously!"

Nicknames for Trump and his allies have been coined by Glenn Beck, Samantha Bee, Joe Biden, Charles M. Blow, Steve Bannon, Dana Carvey, Graydon Carter, Michael Che, Hillary Clinton, Stephen Colbert, Garrison Keillor, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Kristol, David Letterman, Bill Maher, John McCain, Michael Moore, Seth Myers, NBC, Trevor Noah, Conan O'Brien, John Oliver, Lawrence O'Donnell, Rosie O'Donnell, Martin O'Malley, Sarah Palin, Dan Rather, Marco Rubio, Nate Silver, SNL, Jon Stewart, USA Today ... and even by The Donald and his first wife, the former Ivana Trump!

Top Ten Donald Trump Nicknames of Family, Friends and Extremely Close "Inner Circle" Associates

Note: You can click any hyperlinked name to see expanded lists of nicknames.

Donald Trump: The Donald, Agent Orange, Man-Baby, The Short-Fingered Vulgarian, Lord Voldemort, Little Horn, The Trump of Doom, THE ANTICHRIST
Melania Trump: The Slovenian Sphinx (Maureen Dowd), First Babe, Melania Antoinette (Michael R. Burch), Melanoma, The Cold One, JEZEBEL
Jared Kushner: Aide de Kampf, Poor Little Rich Bitch, Little Jared and Baby Boy (Ana Navarro), Cushy Kushner, Little Cushball, Jarhead, NIMROD
Ivanka Trump: Ivanka Tramp, Proxy Wife, Nordic Goddess, I Candy, Trophy Daughter, The First-Lady-Daughter, The Smart One, FALLEN ANGEL
Donald Trump Jr.: Junior, Dunce Jr., Ponyboy, Chip Off the Old Blockhead, Fredo Corleone, Frito, Fraido, The Cheapest Gazillionaire Heirhead, GOG
Eric Trump: Eric the Red, Eric the Brain Dead, Eric of Orange, Eric Idle, Mr. Alt-Right, Mr. Roboto, Draco Malfoy, Sonny Corleone, Sonny-Boy, MAGOG
Tiffany Trump: Tiff, Wild Card, The Other Daughter, The Unknown Trump, Trinket, Not Ivanka, M.I.A., P.O.W., The Forgotten Trump, Miss Invisible
Lara Trump: Lara Tiara, Marie Antoinette ("Let the shutdown victims eat cake!"), Princess Privilege, The Senseless Socialite, I Candy
Barron Trump: Mini-Donald, Little Donald, Poor Little Rich Kid, Barron von Trump

Trump is putting the X back in Xmas by X-ing out refugee children and their mothers. If baby Jesus and Mary showed up needing shelter, Trump would deny them even a lowly manger. Then he'd order American soldiers to drive them back into the wilderness at gunpoint. Meanwhile, this is what the satanic festivities at the White House looked like in years past: Trump Christmas.

Current/Rising/Trending Nicknames

Mark Meadows: Dark Mark, The Cold One, Scary Poppins, Nanny Boo-Boo, Triple-K, Meadowlark Lemon, Free-Dumb Meadows, Idiot (John Boehner), Fat Nerd (coined by Mark Meadows himself), The White House Chief of Graft (Michael R. Burch), Graft Spree (Michael R. Burch), Trump's Toady

Mike Pence: Trump's Poodle (George F. Will), Ashen Weasel (John Oliver), Albino Termite, The Recuse-Ant, Out of the Loop Dupe (USA Today), Past Tense Pence (Allan Ishac), The Holey Crusader (Michael R. Burch), Hoosier, Tuppence, Pence for Hire, Dense Pence, Senseless Pence, Sick Pence None the Retcher (Michael R. Burch), The Stepford Veep (Omarosa Manigault Newman), The Stolid Hack (GQ), Uber-Pious Pence (Daily Kos), Queer Apocalypse, THE VICE ANTICHRIST

Mike Pence is one of those oh-so-compassionate conservative Christians who is apparently fine with non-heterosexuals, Jews and Muslims burning in hell for all eternity, as long as his a$$ gets saved.

Trump's Inner Circle: The Ukraine Brain Drain, The Squids Pro Quo, CON-federacy of Dunces, The West Wingnuts, Putin's Puppets, Those Who Refrain from Using the Brain

Rick Perry: Crotch, Rainman, Secretary Oops, Secretary of the Department of Oops! ("Whazzat I run? Duh, I forget!"), Rick Moronic, Rick Moreanus
Gordon Sondland: The Drug Dealer (John Bolton), The Blood Money Donor, Flesh Gordon, Flash for Cash Gordon
Kurt Volker: Curt Kurt, The Envoy, The Spook (he worked as a CIA analyst), The Navigator, The Retiree
Mick Mulvaney: Right-Wing Nutjob (a nickname he embraces), Hard Duty, The Temp, Whether Vane Mick, Trump's Nanny Boo-Boo, Scary Poppins

Mick Mulvaney is Mr. Quid Pro Quo. During a press briefing Mulvaney admitted: "We do that all the time with foreign policy."

William Barr: Ironslide, Raymond Barr, Detourney General, Human Hefty Bag, Slobber Baron, Enabler General, Trump's Barr Tender, Mr. ReBUTTal
Mike Pompeo: Drone Strike Mike, Koch Addict, Wichita Lineman, Koch Float, Koch Zero, Mr. Dark Money
Morgan Ortagus: Pompeo's Mouth Organ, Gusty, Disgusty, Ort-Gust, Morgan Le Fey
Charles Kupperman: Charlie, Kupperware (Donald Trump), Tupperware, Mr. Bland, K-Ration, Weirdo Beardo, Deputy Dawg
George P. Kent: Deputy Dawg, The Whistleblower, Clerk Kent
T.Ulrich Brechbuhl: Rich Bull, Bull Rich, Son of a Breech, Breeched Bull S**t, Pompeo's Pup
Lisa Kenna: Moan-a Lisa, Aide de Kampf, Henna Kenna
Volodymyr Zelensky: Eye Chart 
John Bolton: Dudley Do-Wrong, Captian Fangeroo, The Iraq Hack, The Mad Bomber, Dr. Strangelove, Duke Nukem, PAC-Man, Bolt-and-Screw-You
Rudy Giuliani: Trudy, Rudy Ghouliani, Rudy the Red-Nosed Panderer, Amerika's Scariest Mayor, Drooliani, Fooliani, Trump's TV Lawyer (Lawrence O'Donnell)

Why does Donald Trump call the ghoulish Giuliani "My Rudy"? Well, he is bought and paid for, many times over!

After John Bolton opined that Rudy Giuliani is a human Hand Grenade who's going to blow everyone up, Ghouliani had his nanny-nanny-boo-boo comeuppance by calling Bolton an Atomic Bomb.

William B. Taylor: Bill, Chargé d'Affaires, The Whistleblower
Lev Parnas: The Levitator (before), The Leveler (after)
Igor Fruman: Thruman,
Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman: Giuliani's Gorillas, The Florida Fixers, The Keystone Slops, The Keystone Flops, The Dirt Diggers, The Slobsey Twins
John Dowd: Dowdy Dowd, The Dowager, The Dowdy Dodger, Howdy Dowdy, Porta-John, Asleep at the Wheel (Steve Bannon)
Pat Cipollone: Pit Bull (Donald Trump, emphasis on "bull"), Pat Down Pat, Pitty Pat, Trump's Detourney
Michael Atkinson: The Watchdog, Inspector Gadget
Joseph Maguire: Trump's Rubber Stamp, The Doormat, Mr. Hear No Evil
Viktor Shokin: Shockin' Shokin, The Shock Jock
Marie Yovanovitch: Bad News (Donald Trump), Masha, The Masher, Eye Chart
Matthew E. Morgan: Door Matt, Morgan Le Fey, The Stonewaller
Tim Morrison: Tiny Tim, The Retiree
Earl Matthews: The Duke of Hurl
Michael McKinley: Stand Up Mike
David Holmes: Sherlock,
Fiona Hill: Unflappable Fiona, Touchstone Touché, Boot Hill, The Prophet (she predicted Trump's quid pro quo would "blow up")
Jim Jordan: Gym Jordan, Gym-bro, Accessory After the Face, Hot Air Jordan, Snare Jordan, Trump's Tool, Mr. See No Evil
Cindy Li Yang: Madame Flutter Fly, Madame Butterup, Miss Masseuse, Miss Easy Access, Yin to Trump's Yang
Stephen Miller: Young Gargamel (Stephen Colbert), Sméagol (Trevor Noah), The White Hinternationalist (Michael R. Burch), Basic Henchman (Trevor Noah), Acting President Miller, Santa Monica Goebbels

Dishonorable Mention

Brett Kavanaugh: Sludge Kavanaugh, Forrest Gump, Forrest Hump, Groper Junior, Hot Rod, The Caveman, The Hanging Judge, Mr. Dangling Participle
Lindsey Graham: Graham Cracker, Crackers, Nutjob (Donald Trump), Disgrace (Trump), Crazy (Trump), Flimsy Lindsey, Lindsey Gomez, Stinkball
Steve Bannon: Acting President Bannon, Loose Cannon Bannon, Stephen KKK Bannon, AmeriKlan Idol, Darth Bannon, Darkness Incarnate, The Arsonist
Kellyanne Conway: Wrongway Conway, Miss Misinformation, The Spinster, The Spin-Mistress (Bess Levin), The Trump Whisperer, Con-Way Twit
Rex Tillerson: T-Rex, Rexosaurus, T-Wrecks, Rex Drillerson, Rex Shillerson, Putin's Poppet, Putin's Rasputin, Rexputin, Rexit, Wrecks It
Mitch McConnell: Fuckface McTurtlebitch, The Turtle, Mitch the Snitch-Bitch, Koch Addict (Michael R. Burch), Mitch McConHell, Moscow Mitch
Devin Nunes: Known-Nothing Nunes, Numbnuts Nunes, Devin Devil, Nanu Nanu Nunes, Trump's Stooge (Nancy Pelosi), No Nunes is Good Nunes!
Ben Carson: HUD Ornament (Michael R. Burch), Psychopath (Donald Trump), Crazy Ben Carson, Dummy (his childhood nickname), The Slum Lord
Sean Spicer: Scary Spicer, Vanilla Spice, Spokestoady, Spokestwit, The Spice of Death, Sean of the Dead, Vanilla ISIS, Undearly Departed
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Sarah "Suckmypee" Sanders, Miss Misinformation, The Spinmistress, Miss Huckster, Miss Spokestoady
Hope Hicks: Hopeless Hicks, Tricky Hicky, Hicks from the Styx, The Hickster, Huckster Hicks, Hopester and Hopie (Donald Trump), The Press Dreck-retary
Betsy DeVos: Cruella DeVile, Diva DeVos, DeVile DeVos, Madame Voucher, Betsy DeVoid, Betsy de Gross, Ditzy DeVos (Donald Trump)
Erik Prince: The Prince of Darkness, The Black Prince, Creature from the Blackwater Lagoon, The Mercenary, Soldier of Misfortune, Trump's Surrogate, Erik the Red
Anthony Scaramucci: The Mooch, The Mooch Smooch (Trevor Noah), The Human Pinky Ring (Seth Myers), The 'Do-Whopper, Deputy DIP-pity-'Do
Steve Mnuchin: Hedge Hog, PAC-man, No-Chin Mnuchin, The Foreclosure King, The Forecloser, Dune Messiah
Gary Cohn: Sachs-man, The Goldman Sackman, Cohn's Disease, A$$hole, The Cohn-vict, Globalist Gary, The TARP King, Bailout Boy, Cohnhead
Paul Ryan: Lyin' Ryan, Cryin' Ryan, Paul Pot, Pious Paul, Paul Ruin, Small-Ball Ryan, Beaver Cleaver, Eddie Munster, Alfalfa, Mr. 1%, A-ryan
Sherriff Joe Arpaio: Hitler, Shitler, Twitler, Wyatt Twerp, Wyatt TARP, Joe Pa Payola, Joe Paternal, Boss Hogg, Big Pig, Colonel Klink, Officer Loco
Scott Pruitt: Hot Air Buffoon, The Possum, Polluting Pruitt, Big Oil's Poster Boy, Tar Baby, Tsar Baby, Tarball, The Freakin' Fracker, The FracKing, King Frack
General H. R. McMaster: Master of Disaster, McMonster, McMasher, H.R. Huff'n'Puff, H.R. Disaster, The Beer Salesman (Donald Trump)
David Pecker: Peckerhead, Trump's Pecker Protector, The Poll Vaulter, Secret Vault Man, Mr. Hush Money, Trump's AMIgo, Pecker Power (Stephen Colbert)
Sam Nunberg: Stunberg, The Stun of Sam, Fruit of the Loon, Nutty Buddy, Human Meltdown, Psycho Sam, Whine-o, Nanoo Nunberg, Judas #1 (Roger Stone)
Judge Roy Moore: Sludge Moore, The Ten Commandments Fudge, Playboy Roy, Fruit Salad, Fruit Loops, Mall Patrol, Mall Rat, Mr. Tightie Whities
Ted Cruz: Holy Cruzader (Michael R. Burch), The Cruz Controller (Michael R. Burch), Wacko Bird (John McCain), Proud Wacko Bird (Ted Cruz himself)
Marco Rubio: Rubio the Unready, Marco Roboto, The Waterboy and Lightweight Choker (Donald Trump), No-Show Rubio, AWOL
Mitt Romney: Bishop Romney, The RomneyBot, Bain in the Ass (David Letterman), King of Bain (Newt Gingrich), Mitt the Twit (Rupert Murdoch)
Kevin McCarthy: Phony Baloney, Mr. Malaprop, Non-Speaker of the House, Kevin "Loose Lips Sink Ships" McCarthy, The New McCarthyism, Junior
Kirstjen Nielsen: The ICE Maiden, Nurse Ratched, Wretched Jen, Cursed Jen, Nielsen Schmilsson, Zero Tolerance, Zero Humanity, Hoya-Hoo
Kayleigh McEnany: Fact-Free Kayleigh, McEnemy, McInaney, Miss Misinformation, The Spinmistress, Miss Spokestoady
Randolph D. Alles: Tex, Tex-Mex, Dumbo (Donald Trump), Uber Alles, Alles Lost, Alles-Oops
Kevin McAleenan: Big Mac Attack, The Laughing Gasser, The Deporter, The Border Guard, The Boarder Hoarder
Claire Grady:  Border Scare Claire
Lee Francis Cissna: The Invisible Wall Builder, The Devil's Detailer, The Orphan Maker
Ron Vitiello: Yellow Mellow Vitiello
John Mitnick: Nitpick, The Nit, ICEpick Mitnick
David Bernhardt: Heartburn, Swamp Creature, Creature from the Black Lagoon, The Uber Lobbyist, Dirty Dave, Walking Conflict of Interest
Scott Lloyd: The Birth Control Czar, The Birth Master, The Rape Resolver, The Gatekeeper, Dark Knight of Columbus
Allen Weisselberg: The Weasel, The Beancounter, Trump's Financial Gatekeeper, The Keeper of the Crypt, The CFO
Matthew Calamari: Matty the Squid, The Bodyguard, The Chauffeur, Killer Calamari (he said he'd kill for Trump), Trump's Door Matt, The COO
Rhona Graff: The Gatekeeper, Trump's Gatekeeper, Trump's Right Hand Woman, Graff Spree, The Keeper of the Graft, The A$$istant
Stephanie Grisham: The Enforcer, #3, Strike Three, Steffi Graft, Grisly Ham, Trump's Spokestoady, Miss Misinformation, The Spinmistress
Sean Hannity: Sean O'Scammity (Michael R. Burch), Sean of the Dead, Lumpy (Jon Stewart), Shammity, Sean Vanity, Sean Insanity, Flubberboy
Laura Ingraham: Loopy Laura, Ingrasham, The High Priestess of Hate (Huffpost), The Pundette, Acting President Ingraham
Tomi Lahren: Brain Drain Lahren, White Power Barbie, The Blonde Bimboshell, Dumbshell
Ann Coulter: AnnThrax, Coultergeist, Yardsale Barbie (Tina Fey), Cuckoo Coulter, Tranny Annie, Aryan Ann, Chairman Ann, Acting President Coulter
Lou Dobbs: Lou Sobbs, Massive Douche, Deep State Dobbs, Loopy Lou, Loop-de-Lou, Ludicrous Lou, Screwloose Lou, Acting President Dobbs
Geraldo Rivera: Jerry Rivers, Jerry Shivers, Jerry Scary, Hairy Jerry, The Human Hyperbole
Jesse Watters: High Watters Murk, High Watters Snark, Wattles Watters, The Faux News Golden Boy (Pyrite), Fool's Gold
Rush Limbaugh: The Human Hindenburg, Rush Dim-Bulb, Lush Dim Blah, Junkie Limbaugh, Limbaugh Cheese, The Rushian, Rushbo, Rush Limbawful, Douche Rimjob, Acting President Limbaugh, Rush Out on a Limb Baugh, El Rushbo, Rushy, Rusty, Bush League Rush, The Rusher, Maha Rushie

According to Rush Limbaugh, the Democrats got everything and Trump got "less than nothing" on his un-built and un-funded wall.

Trump Convict Nicknames and Jailbird Nicknames

Michael Cohen: The Cohenhead, The Stormy Trooper, Stormy Whether, Mr. Creepypants, Regret Emoji (Stephen Colbert), Screw Tape
Mike Flynn: Dr. Strangelove, In Like Flynnt, Red Flynnstone, Flynnskint, Walking Car Crash (Chris Christie)
K. T. McFarland: Mike Flynn's Brain, K. T. McFarOut, McFart
George Papadopoulos: Putin's Proxy, Putin's Puppet, Putin's Poppet, Papa Dope, Dopey, The Greek Geek
Sam Patten: Pat Down Patten, The Spy Who Came in for the Gold, Flipper, The Canary
Paul Manafort: Man Abort, The Count, Count Drekula (Michael R. Burch), Bad Data, The Uber-Lobbyist (David Catanese), Knuckles
Rick Gates: Prison Gates, Rick Grates, Rick "Gates of Hell," Hot Water Gates, The Walking Dead (Trump's staff), Mueller's Bitch, The Canary
Michael Caputo: Capo Caputo, Kaputo, Kaput, Kaputz, Mafioso Mike
Jerome Corsi: Jerry, Judas #2 (Roger Stone), Lyin' Jerry Corsi (Roger Stone), The Con-spiracy Theorist, The Wiki-Leaker
Randy Credico: False Front, Back Channel, Person 2, Bad Credit, The Principle Source (Roger Stone)
Roger Stone: Roger Rabid (Michael R. Burch), The Prince of Darkness, Agent Provocateur (Roger Stone himself), Hands of Stone, No Mas, Trump's Svengali, Stone Cold Loser (Donald Trump), Dirty Trickster (Jack Anderson and Elizabeth Burke), Dark Arts Guy (Chris Matthews), Roger Dodger the Artful Codger, The Gaud Father, Mr. Perma-Tan, The Septuagenarian Swinger, The Silent Stoolie, Loose Lips

When Steve Martin played Roger Stone in a SNL skit, he resurrected his old "Pardon me!" catchphrase as a signal to a certain TV-addicted president.

Paul Manafort, Michael Cohen and Roger Stone are collectively The Three Stooges, according to Neal Katyal.

The judge who threatened Roger Stone with a gag order warned him, in effect, that "loose lips sink ships" and that Robert Mueller could uses Stone's big mouth against him.

Department of Justice Nicknames

DOJ: Department of Injustice, Department of JurisPRUDENCE (Michael R. Burch)
Rod Rosenstein: Mr. Peepers, Rushin' Rod (Michael R. Burch), Hosenstein, Man Staring at You from the Produce Section (Stephen Colbert)
Matt Whitaker: Homer Wimpson (Michael R. Burch), Shit Taker, Welcome Matt (Michael R. Burch), Meltdown Man, The Hyper Ventilator
William P. Barr: Ironslide, Raymond Barr, Detourney General, Human Hefty Bag, Slobber Baron, Enabler General, The Lawless A.G., The Theocrat
Robert Mueller III: Bobby Three Sticks (due to the III), Swan Song (his middle name is Swan), Trump's Shadow, My Friend Flipper
James Comey: Homey Comey, EZ-Comey-EZ-Goey, Show Me Comey
Stormy Daniels: The Perfect Storm, Stormy Whether, The Storm Trooper, The Renaissance Porn Star (Ron Jeremy), The Boss (Nina Hartley)
Dana J. Boente: Deputy Dawg, Trump's Lapdog, Barney Fife, Goober, The Decoy
Jeff Sessions: Buford T. Injustice, Evil Snoats, Granny Clampett, The Scold, The Hobbit (Trevor Noah), Gollum, Bill Dough Baggins (Michael R. Burch), Forest Gnome (Stephen Colbert), The Keebler Elf, The Feebler Elf, Darth Leprechaun (Michael R. Burch), Detourney General, Possum Boy (SNL), Traitor (Donald Trump, because he recused himself), The Recusant, The Recus-Ant, The Retard (Donald Trump), Dumb Southerner (Donald Trump)

White House Chief of Staff and Other Nanny Nicknames

Reince Priebus: Rinse Penis, Rinse Priapus, Prince Penis, Prince Rhesus, E. Priebus Loonum, Reince "and Flush" Priebus, Little Rat (Donald Trump)
John F. Kelly: Hobo, The Hitcher, Get Mo' Gitmo, The ICE Man Cometh, Jean Claude Killy The Quanticon, The Zookeeper, The Lyin' King Tamer
Mick Mulvaney: Right-Wing Nutjob (a nickname he embraces), Hard Duty, The Temp, Whether Vane Mick, Trump's Nanny Boo-Boo, Scary Poppins
Nick Ayers: Nick "Say Your Prayers" Ayers, The Wind Beneath Mike Pence's Wings, Little Deuce Coup (Michael R. Burch)
Some Undocumented Mexican (Trevor Noah)
James Mattis: Mad Dog, Warrior Monk, Mad Monk, Chaos (his very ironic call-sign), The Adult in the Room, Kindergarten Cop, Mr. Nanny,  Trump's Nanny Boo-Boo, Nanny McFee, Scary Poppins, The Last Guardrail, The Lyin' King Tamer, The Trump Tamer

Reince Priebus dubbed the presidential bedroom, where Trump obsessively watched cable news and tweeted, The Devil's Workshop and said early mornings and Sunday evenings, when the president often set off tweetstorms, were The Witching Hour. Trump called Priebus a Little Rat who just "scurries around."

Trump Russian Collusion Nicknames: The Trump-Kremlin Connection

Maria Butina: Red Sparrow, Backchannel Babe, The Siberian Sphinx, The Siberian Minx, The Siberian Lynx (pun on "links"), Full Immersion Bimbo
Vladimir Putin: Vova, Vlad the Impaler, Vladula, Pale Moth (his KGB code name), The Puppet Master, Trump's Controller, Abaddon (the Angel of Death), THE BEAST
Sergey Kislyak: The Recruiter, The Mole, Russia's Top Spy, Trump's Handler, The Impresario, Jabba the Gut, The Pillsbury Diplomat, THE FALSE PROPHET
Paul Erickson: Erick the Red, The Kompromat, NRA Gadfly, Rue Paul, Beau Paul, Mr. Back Channel, Li'l Abner
Alexander Torshin: Agent Torsion, Alexander the Grate, Mr. NRA, Lex Luger, The Handler, The Money Maestro, Mr. Moneybags
Felix Sater nicknames: The Satyr, The Margarita Assassin, Felix Satyr, Russian Red Felix, Switchblade, The Kremlin Connection
Andrei Nikolaev: Little Nicky, Devil Boy, Andre the Pliant, Crash
Vyacheslav Volodin: Mr. Misinformation, The Troll Farmer (Michael R. Burch), Putin's Propagandist, Donald Trump's Elector
Evgeny Prigozhin: The Kremlin's Chef, Dr. Evil
Sergey Lavrov: Mr. Nyet (for blocking American influence), Mr. Foreign Affairs, Mr. Summit, The Fox, The Chessmaster
Dmitry Rogozin: The Overseer, The Space Czar, Mr. Roscosmos, The Cosmos Nut (Michael R. Burch)
Julian Assange: Mendax, Embassy Cat, The Hacker, The Leaker, Mr. Big Leak
Carter Page: Stranichkin (Russian for "little page"), Strychnine, Putin's Page Boy, Moscow's Brazen Apologist (Michael Isikoff), Trump's Moscow Mystery Man (Julia Ioffe), The Russian Mole, The Gazprom Greaser, Blank Page, Who? (Corey Lewandowski), The Kompromat (an FBI warrant application)

More Trump Family, Friends, Associates and Lapdog Nicknames

Katrina Pierson: Hurricane Katrina, Miss Misinformation, Spokestoady, Miss PACman, Kit Kat, Duchess Nukem
Jay Sekulow: Jay Bird, The Redliner, Trump's Detourney General
Abbe Lowell: Lowball, The Goad Father, Abbe Normal, The French Fryer (pun on Friar), Prayer Time, Kushner's Last Line of Defense
Bill Shine: Shoo Shine (Michael R. Burch), The Butler (Fox News), Bill Noshine (Donald Trump), Roger Ailes's Gopher (The New Yorker)
Ron Lieberman: The Concession King, Lieber Dish, Ron "Lie for the Man" Lieberman, The A$$et Inflator
Alan Garten: The Kindergartener, The Nanny, The Chaperone
George Sorial: Trump's Right Hand Man, King Gorge, The Dean (he sued the Better Business Bureau for giving Trump University a C-minus!)
Kim Jong-un: Lil' Kim, Little Rocket Man (Donald Trump), Maniac (Donald Trump), Madman (Donald Trump), Bowlhead, Batshit Crazy Kim
Dan Coats: Scape Coats, Coats of Many Colors, Daniel in the Lyin' Den (Michael R. Burch), Rushin' Red Coats, Dan Coots, Dan Cahoots
Dylan Howard: Dildo (a nickname he used himself), Mr. Inappropriate, The Examiner, The News Pimp
Barry Levine: The Shreditor, The Tattler, Le Gossip Vine, The Hack (he's penning a book for Hachette about Trump and his women)
Ken LaCorte: Catch and Kill LaCorte, La Faux Nouvelles, Mr. Fake News
Steve Doocy: Twelve (Trump rated Doocy a 12 on a 10-point system, for his sycophancy), The Sicko-phant
Robert Costello: Back Channel Bob, Mr. "Friends in High Places," Garth Crooks, The Pardoner, Flipper
Alexander Acosta: Alex, Alexander the Grate, The Pedophile Protector, Epstein's Enabler, Trump's Token Hispanic, The Exile (his parents are Cuban refugees)
Kevin Hassett: Has Been, Putin's Asset, Smirknado (Michael R. Burch), Sharknerdo (Michael R. Burch), Willy WONKa, The A$$et, The EEK-onomist
Steve King: Horror Show, Freak Show, The King of Horror, The Wall Nut, The White Pride Piper, The Blight Supremacist
Carl Kline: Never Decline Kline, Risky Business, SCI-FI, Insecurity Officer, The Russian Mole Man, The Installer (he overruled 30 declined security clearances)
Ryan Zinke: Rinky-Dink Zinke, Shreddy Roosevelt (Michael R. Burch), The Bozeman Bozo, On-the-Blink Zinke, Blinky Zinke, Hinterlands Warrior, Secretary of the Hinterior
Chris Christie: Christie Cream, The Illsbury Dough-Boy, The Cookie Monster, Big Boy (George W. Bush), Enormes Pantalones, Pufferfish, Corpus Christie, Sammiches
Wilbur Ross: The Bankruptcy King, The Vulture Crapitalist, Wilbur Wrong Force, Boss Ro$$, Gloss Ross, Chief Ross, Half-Baked Cake Maker, Sir Mixalot, Wilbur Ross de là Antoinette
Mark Burnett: Paddington Human (Stephen Colbert), Well-Coiffed Android, Male Model, Putin's Apprentice Producer
Robert Foresman: Bob, Manafort Clone, Rob Rosneft, Rob Ruble, Robert "Dark Side of the" Foresman
Thomas J. Barrack Jr.: Tom, Barrack Attack, Luminous Dome, Death Warmed Over, The Slave Colony Capitalist
Dr. Ronny Jackson: The Candyman and Dr. Feelgood (because of the drugs he over-prescribed)

Trump Organization Nicknames

Gang of Pinocchios
Criminal Enterprise (Donny Deutsch)
Moscow on the Hudson
The Kremlin Gremlins

Top Ten Donald Trump Cabinet Nicknames, Administration Nicknames and White House Nicknames

The Far Slide
Crazytown
(General John Kelly, the White House Chief of Staff, describing the Trump Administration)
The Washington Denial Machine (Bob Woodward)
Staff Infection (Stephen Colbert)
The Hapless Incompetents (Ryan Cooper)
The Bazaar
(Bob Corker)
The Bizarre Bazaar (Michael R. Burch)
Amoral Flying Monkeys (Keith Olbermann)
Monster's Ball (David Axelrod)
Zoo Without Walls (Reince Priebus)

"When you put a snake and a rat and a falcon and a rabbit and a shark and a seal in a Zoo Without Walls, things start getting nasty and bloody."Reince Priebus, former White House Chief of Staff

Team of Vipers (Cliff Sims)
Nest of Vipers
The Slimiest of the Slime (Donny Deutsch)
Steve Bannon's Alt-Right Swamp (Vogue)
Scores of Deplorables
Krazy Klown Kar
Crack Team of Crackpots (Michael R. Burch)
The Cult-ure of Impunity
The Grifters (Valerie Plame)
Grifters, Weaklings, Convicted and Unconvicted Felons (Chris Christie)
Cabal of Unprincipled, Unethical, Dishonest and Sycophantic Trump Cronies (former CIA director John Brennan)

More Trump cabinet nicknames: The Fourth Reich, The Russian Mafia, The Swamp Cabinet, The Swamp Stockers, Ku Klux Kabinet, KKK-Mart Kabinet, Killer Klown Kar Kabinet, The Roundhead Table, Dr. Strangelove & The Mad Bombers, Ding-a-Ling Brothers Three-Ring Circus, Batshit Crazy Bozos, Russian Roulette, Vlad and the Impalers, The Clandestine Klan, The Roundheads, Dr. Strangelove & The Mad Bombers, Dawn of the Brain Dead, The Underlings, The A$$ki$$ers (Michael R. Burch), Trolls Galore (Hillary Clinton,) The Recusants, The Re-Cuss-Ants, Despicable US, KKKnights of the Roundhead Table, The Kings of Unintentional Comedy, Nero and the Fiddlers, Sauron and the Numenoreans, Loki and the Frost Giants, Dr. Evil and the Mini-Me's, Caiaphas and the Sanhedrin, Judas and the Iscariots, Trump's Inner Circle = Trump Sinner Circle, Team Trump, The Slumlords, Sauron and the Numenoreans, Loki and the Frost Giants, Dr. Evil and the Mini-Me's, Caiaphas and the Sanhedrin, The Trench Connection, Team Trump, Diva Donald and the Trumps of Doom

Top Ten Trump Administration Nicknames

The Dick-Tater-Ship
The Hinternationalists (Michael R. Burch)
The Highglanders (Michael R. Burch)
Boys 'R US
The New Yorkers and The New Porkers
Rank Amateurs (emphasis on "rank")
Amateur Hour at the White House
Alternate Reality TV
Celebrity Presidential Apprentice
Kakistocracy (Ryan Lizza)

The Greeks have a word for the emerging Trump Administration: kakistocracy. The American Heritage Dictionary defines it as a "government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens." Webster's is simpler: "government by the worst people."—Ryan Lizza in a New Yorker article

Top Ten Trump White House Nicknames

The White Supremacist House
(Michael R. Burch)
The Ogle Office
Den of the Re-Flub-Lycans (Michael R. Burch)
The West Wingnuts and The West Wing Sexual Assault Emporium (Michael R. Burch)
The Oval Ovary Assault Office (Michael R. Burch) and The Ovary Inspection Office (Michael R. Burch)
The Cucksmen (Michael R. Burch)
The Sadly Failing Ameri-can't Government
Hair Hitler and the Whigs (Michael R. Burch)
The Fourth Reich and The Turd Reich
Trump-Pence None the Retcher (Michael R. Burch)

More Trump White House Nicknames: The Smite House, Tindergarden, Cindergarden, Big Rocket Man's Launching Pad, Swamp Full o' Suckers, Putin's Proxies, The AmeriKKKan Kremlin, The Kremlin Connection, KremlinGate, The Putin Support Network, The Kremlin Supply Chain, Russian Roulette, Knights of the Russian Round Table, The Cowering Inferno, Amateur Hour at the White House, Trump and the Grand Teutons, Ding-a-Ling Bozos and the Burn 'Em Gaily Three-Ring Circus, Bozo and the Batshit Krazy Killer Klowns, The Sicko-phants (Michael R. Burch)

GOP Nicknames and Republican Party Nicknames

The Silence of the Lambs
The Real National Emergency
The Cult of One and Done
Trump Nation
Trumplandia
Trumpzania
The Trumpites
The Subservients
Regressive Reds
Tax and Rend Republicans (Michael R. Burch)
Re-flub-Lycans (Michael R. Burch)
The Trump Enablers
The Eager Overreachers
Potted Plants in the Senate (Charlie Sikes)
Nationalists International

Trump Supporter Nicknames

KKK: Kooks, Klowns and Kommissars
The Trump Freak Show (Vogue)
Donald Duck Dynasty
Hicks from the Sticks and Hicks from the Styx
Putin's Puppets and Putin's Poppets
American Grandstand
Collection of Clowns (Steve Bannon)
The Despots
The Bannonites (They are eager to ban everything good and decent, ASAP)
AmeriKlan Idols

More Trump Supporter Nicknames: AlieNation, Dumb and Dumber, The Deplorables, The Untouchables, Tramps, Trump's Chumps, Chumpanzees, Children of the Corn, The Stepfordians, The Deplorables, The Untouchables, Trumpettes, Trumpeters, Trumpeteers, Trumpists, Trumpies, Trumpanzees, Trumpaholics, Trumptards, Trump's Schlumps, Troglodytes, Trump Junkies, The Walking Brain Dead, Groper Groupies, Sheeple, The Lost, Combover to the Dark Side, The Trump Zone, Hemorrhoidal Has-Beens (Samantha Bee), Tramps, Trump's Chumps, Chumpanzees, Confederacy of Dunces, Con-Fed Dense Men (Michael R. Burch), Trumpniks, Trumpkins, Trumptards, Acolytes of the Beast, the Beastie Boys (and Girls), The Branch Trumpidians, The StormTrumpers, sTrumpettes, Hell on Earth, The Ninth Circle of Hell,
The Motley Crew, The Chosen Eew!

Top Ten Donald Trump Nicknames

The Donald — Ivana Trump (she first used the term in a 1989 Spy Magazine cover story)
Lord Voldemort — Rosie O'Donnell
Golden Wrecking Ball — Sarah Palin (who was NOT trying to be funny!)
The Most Fabulous Whiner — after Donald Trump described himself to CNN's Chris Cuomo as the "most fabulous whiner" who keeps "winning by whining"
Fuckface von Clownstick, Man-Baby, Comedy Entrapment and Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole — Jon Stewart
The White Kanye ― Bill Maher
Short-Fingered Vulgarian — Graydon Carter (a nickname Trump hates because he seems to think it implies that he is under-endowed "down there")
Tiny Hands Trump, Babyfingers Trump and Pixie Fingers Trump — Michael R. Burch (nicknames based on Graydon Carter's nickname above)
Agent Orange — Anonymous
The Trump of Doom — Michael R. Burch (first used in a possibly prophetic Facebook post on September 11, 2015)

Number one, with a bullet: THE ANTICHRIST — by God and the Hebrew prophets — when they spoke of "the Trump of Doom" and a "little horn" were they speaking literally? (For a YUGE slew of 666 connections, see Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?)

Expanded Nicknames of Trump's Family, Friends, Cabinet, Lapdogs and Associates

Donald Trump nicknames: The Donald, Bunker Boy, Bunker Baby, Putin's Puppet, Putin's Poodle, The Brooklyn Bolshevik, Comrade Trumputin, The Russian Mole, Moscow's Useful Fool, Mogul (his Secret Service code name), Agent Orange, Little Horn, The Trump of Doom, The ANTICHRIST

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Ivanka Trump nicknames: Ivanka Tramp, Proxy Wife, The First Lady-Daughter, The Hot One, The Smart One, Glamorpuss, Princess Royal, I Candy

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Jared Kushner nicknames: The Good Boy (Donald Trump), Little Jared (Ana Navarro), Baby Boy (Ana Navarro), Cushy Kushner, Trump's Little Cushball (Alec Baldwin on SNL), The Boy Blunder, Little Lord Fauntleroy (Daily Kos), Jarvanka, Jared the Unready, Aide de Kampf (Michael R. Burch)

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Tiffany Trump nicknames: Tiff, Wild Card, Trinket, Not Ivanka, M.I.A., P.O.W., The Imprisoned Princess of Trump Tower, The Forgotten Trump, The Unknown Trump, Miss Invisible, The Other Daughter, The Spotlight Shunner, The Anti-Trump, Any Tiff, Tiff Fanny, Fit Fanny, The Calabasas Countess

Lara Trump: Lara Tiara, Marie Antoinette ("Let the shutdown victims eat cake!"), Princess Privilege, The Senseless Socialite

Marla Maples nicknames: Georgia Peach (her nickname as a model), Miss Resaca Beach Poster Girl, Miss Hawaiian Tropic, Designing Woman (she appeared on the TV show) 

Barron Trump nicknames: Mini-Donald, Little Donald, Poor Little Rich Boy, Barron von Trump

Melania Trump nicknames: The Slovenian Sphinx (Maureen Dowd), Melania Antoinette, First Babe, Melanoma, The Ice Queen (Gloria Erin Ryan), The Cold One, The Swamp Queen, The Superglamorous Stepford Wife (André Leon Talley), The Apprentice Bride, Bride of Trumpenstein, Muse (her Secret Service code name)

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Donald Trump Jr. nicknames: Junior, Dunce Jr., Son of Drumpf, Ponyboy, Fredo Corleone, Frito, Fraido, The Bedwetter and Diaper Don (because in college he would get drunk, pass out and wet the bed), Public Drunk, Eddie Munster (Kathy Griffin), Mountaineer (his Secret Service code name)

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Eric Trump nicknames: Eric the Red, Eric the Brain Dead, Eric of Orange, Eric Idle, Date Rape (Kathy Griffin), Draco Malfoy, Sonny Corleone, Sonny-Boy, Butthead Trump, Eric the Hysteric, Marksman (his Secret Service code name)

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Frederick Trump nicknames: Fred, Freddy Freeloader (he overbilled the government on housing projects), Frederick the Not-So-Great, Father of the Beast, The Kingmaker (Fred Trump said that he raised his son to be a "king"), Woody Guthrie's Bane (after the singer-songwriter wrong angry songs about Fred Trump's racism), The Blight Supremacist

Vice President Mike Pence nicknames: Trump's Poodle (George F. Will), Ashen Weasel (John Oliver), Past Tense Pence (Allan Ishac), Hoosier (his Secret Service code name), Out of the Loop Dupe (USA Today), Mike Pensive, Dense Pence, Senseless Pence, The Vice Antichrist

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Karen Pence nicknames: Hummingbird (her Secret Service code name), Ms. Pensive, Ms. Vice

Kim Jong-un nicknames: Lil' Kim, Little Rocket Man (Donald Trump), Maniac (Donald Trump), Madman (Donald Trump), Bowlhead, Batshit Crazy Kim

Trump spokesperson, surrogate, "fixer" and personal attorney Michael D. Cohen nicknames: The Cohenhead, Trump's Fixer, Trump's Detourney

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George Papadopoulos nicknames: Putin's Proxy, Putin's Puppet, Putin's Poppet, Putin's Intermediary, The Matchmaker, The Kremlin Connection, Mr. Moscow, Mueller's Mole, Papa Dope, Dopey, The Greek Geek, The Think Tanker, The Hudson Hawk, Coffee Boy, Coffee Grounds, The Dregs, Low Level, Trump's Cabana Boy, George Cabanadopoulos, George Boyodopoulos

Republican Senator Lindsey Graham: Graham Cracker, Mr. Crackers, Lindsey Grahamnesty (Rush Limbaugh, punning on "amnesty"), Nutjob (Donald Trump), Disgrace (Trump), Crazy (Trump), Flimsy Lindsey, Senator Grahamnesty (Rush Limbaugh), The Self-Humiliator (Lawrence O'Donnell), The Trump Worshiper, The World's Biggest Jackass Kisser, Stinkball, Bar Rat, Rascal, Squirrely McNutjob, Little Jerk (John McCain), Oldest Man in an Elementary School Picture (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Lindsey Gomez, The Fliplomat, Trailer Trash, The Rape Apologist

"This is what you get when you go through a trailer park with a $100 bill."Lindsey Graham, The Rape Apologist, equating women who claim to have been sexually abused with "trailer trash"

Lindsey Graham is the Fliplomat because he once called Trump a "kook," a "jackass," "a race-baiting bigot," and "the most flawed nominee in the history of the Republican Party." Now he just kisses Trump's a$$ and does his bidding. But perhaps Mr. Crackers will yet prove a prophet because he once predicted: "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed ... and we will deserve it."

National Enquirer publisher David Pecker: Peckerhead, Trump's Pecker Protector, The Dreck Pecker, The Poll Vaulter, Secret Vault Man, Would He Wood Pecker, Woodie, Mr. Hush Money, Trump's A.M.I.go, Mr. Uncredible, Mr. Catch and Kill, The Informant, Dead Man Talking, Pecker Power (Stephen Colbert)

National Security Adviser John Bolton: Dudley Do-Wrong, Captian Fangeroo, The Iraq Hack, The Mad Bomber (he wants to bomb Iran and North Korea), Dr. Strangelove, Duke Nukem, Mr. AmbASSador, PAC-Man, The Spinmaster, The Spinster, Mr. Bolt-on Moustache, Screwloose Bolton, Harlan Panders, Jesse Helms Jr., Bull in a China Shop (Joe Biden), Mr. Tough Guy (Donald Trump), National DisASSter (Jimmy Carter), Serial Arms Control Killer (Joe Cirincione, a nuclear weapons policy expert, after Trump and Bolton withdrew the U.S.  from Ronald Reagan's landmark Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces, or INF, treaty), Bolt-and-Screw-You

Acting National Security Adviser Charles Kupperman: Charlie, Kupperware (Donald Trump), Tupperware, Mr. Bland, K-Ration, Weirdo Beardo, Deputy Dawg

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan nicknames: Lyin' Ryan, Cryin' Ryan, Paul Pot, Pious Paul, Paul Ruin, Beaver Cleaver, Eddie Munster, A-ryan, Aryan Ryan, Nana Killer, The Granny Killer, Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver (Esquire)

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell nicknames: Fuckface McTurtlebitch, The Turtle (Jon Stewart), The Napping Turtle (Michael R. Burch), Mitch the Snitch, Koch Addict (Michael R. Burch)

Orrin Hatch nicknames: Orrin Goering, Orrin Moron, Orrin Boring, Borin' Orrin, Boring Snatch, The Snitch Who Stole Healthcare, The Hatchling, Half-Hatched Orrin, Down the Hatch Orrin, Orin Drainpipe, The Albino Weasel, Mucoso, Snorin' Orin (he's older than the hills and needs lots of naptime)

Steve Mnuchin nicknames: Hedge Hog, PAC-man, No-Chin Mnuchin, The Foreclosure King, The Forecloser, The Double-Downer, The Granny Terminator, Dune Messiah, The Honeymooner, The Honey-Mooner (after Mnuchin used a government plane on his honeymoon),The Vulture Crapitalist, Evil John Oliver (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Trump Smoochin' Mnuchin, Revenge of the Turd

Director of the National Economic Council and Chief Economic Advisor Gary Cohn nicknames: Sachs-man, The Goldman Sackman (he's hired, you're fired), Cohn's Disease, A$$hole, Coh-Coh-Nut (Michael R. Burch), The Cohn-vict, Cohn-Tiki, Globalist Gary, CTC (Carbon Tax Cohn), The Government Sacker, The TARP King, Bailout Boy, High Risk, The Risk Taker, Cohn-victed Melonhead, Cohnhead, Carried Interest Cohn (Sam Nunberg), Mr. Goldman Sachs, The Swamp Creature, The Creature from the Orange Lagoon

Kevin Brady nicknames: Colonel Klink, Death Warmed Over, Mean Ways Brady, Mr. Secret Payoff, The SalesTaxMan, The Sales Tax Shaman

Chief Strategist Stephen K. Bannon nicknames: Trump's Torch, My Steve (Donald Trump), Trump's Brain (Elizabeth Williamson), Loose Cannon Bannon, The AmeriKlan Idol, Deceivin' Steven, Darth Vader, Darth Bannon, Deep State Stephen, Gríma Wormtongue, Trump's Eminence Grise (David A. Graham), The Grim Reaper (SNL)

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White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Nicknames: Scary Spicer (Elizabeth Harris Burch), Vanilla Spice, Sean Sphincter (College Voice), The Mouthpiece (David Horsey), Trump's Human Twitter Feed, Sean Spineless

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders nicknames: Sarah "Suck My Pee" Sanders (Michael R. Burch), Sarah Suckup, Basic Atrocity, Women's Fibber, Sister Smother, Possum Queen, The Spinstress, Miss Misinformation, Hick Morticia

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White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham: The Enforcer, The Upgrade, #3, Strike Three, Steffi Graft, Grisly Ham, Trump's Spokestoady, Miss Misinformation, The Spinmistress

Kellyanne Conway nicknames: Wrongway Conway (Michael R. Burch), The Spin-Mistress (Bess Levin), Miss Misinformation (Michael R. Burch), The Trump Whisperer (Frank Bruni), The Trump Hisser, Motor Mouth (David Horsey), Nutter Consigliere (Jim Newell), The Mercenary (Jim Newell), Vichy (Stephen Romanenghi), Free Agent (Joe Scarborough), Fatal Attraction (SNL), Satan's Trophy Wife (Stephen Colbert), Pivot Harpy

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Joe Scarborough accused Kellyanne Conway of being a "free agent." But he left out a word: Wrongway Conway is a Fact-Free Agent.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions nicknames: Buford T. Injustice, Evil Snoats, Granny Clampett, The Scold, The Hobbit (Trevor Noah), Bill Dough Baggins (Michael R. Burch), Forest Gnome (Stephen Colbert), Darth Leprechaun (Michael R. Burch), Darth Yoda, Nervous Tick (Conan O'Brien), Stressin' Sessions (Elizabeth Harris Burch), Round-a-Bout Bubba, Nuts (Donald Trump), The Turnip of Hate (Stephen Colbert), Squirrely Sessions, Albino Smurf (Stephen Colbert), Shocked Grandma (Stephen Colbert), Cloverleaf Pixie (Stephen Colbert), Possum Boy (SNL), Mr. Magoo (Donald Trump), Dumb Southerner (Donald Trump)

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Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker nicknames: Homer Wimpson (Michael R. Burch), Shit Taker (Michael R. Burch), Welcome Matt (Michael R. Burch), Fake A.G. (Neal Katyal), Matt Overwhelmed (pun on Matt Helm), Sir Wax Ineloquent (Rachel Maddow)

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Attorney General William P. Barr nicknames: Ironslide, Raymond Barr, Detourney General, Enabler General, Human Hefty Bag, H.R. Puff-n-Stuff, White Collar Fred Flintstone (Stephen Colbert), Robber Baron, Slobber Baron, The Grand Collusionist

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Budget Director and White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney nicknames: Right-Wing Nutjob (a nickname he embraces), Hard Duty, Whether Vane Mick, Insane Mulvaney, The White House Chief of Graft (Michael R. Burch), Graft Spree, The Drug Dealer (John Bolton)

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Trump senior political adviser Stephen Miller nicknames: Young Gargamel (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Sméagol (Trevor Noah), The White Hinternationalist (Michael R. Burch), Basic Henchman (Trevor Noah), Acting President Miller, Master of Mendacity (Frank Vyan Walton), Neo-Jackboot (Frank Vyan Walton), Angry Hairless Nutria (DailyKos), National Forehead Reserve (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Santa Monica Goebbels

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Secretary of Homeland Security and White House Chief of Staff General John F. Kelly nicknames: Hobo, The Hitcher, Elegant John Kelly (Donald Trump), The ICE Man Cometh, Killer Kelly (Donald Trump), Church Lady (White House staffers)

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White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci nicknames: The Mooch, Scary Scaramucci, Scarface, Scarecrow, Scare Monkey, The Scaremonger, Scare-a-Douche, Loose Lips Scaramucci, The Mooch Smooch (Trevor Noah), The Human Pinky Ring (Seth Myers)

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Secretary of State Rex Tillerson nicknames: SOS, Rexit, T-Rex, Rexosaurus, T-Wrecks, Br'er Rex, Rex Drillerson, Rex Shillerson, Rex Killerson, Rex Billerson, Mr. Rublebags, Putin's Puppet, Putin's Rasputin (Michael R. Burch), Rexputin, Putin's Right Hand Man, The Russian Gold Medalist (Putin awarded him Russia's Order of Friendship), The Invisible Man, Secretary of Wait (Michael R. Burch), Secretary in State (Michael R. Burch), Deep State Secretary, Deep State Wrecks, Deep Shock, Deep Throat, Deep Moat, Deep Loot, the Secretary of Stating the Obvious (after Tillerson called Trump an Effin' Moron), Grandpa You Don't Visit (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")

Paul Manafort nicknames: Man Abort, The Count, Count Drekula (Michael R. Burch), Bad Data, The Uber-Lobbyist (David Catanese), The Torturers' Lobbyist, Moscow Man, Putin's Revenge, Yanukovych's Yankee Yanker, The Russian Lobbyist-in-Chief, American Mole, The Ultimate Insider, Knuckles, Steamroller, The Six Million Ruble Man, The Monetizer, Man-Baby-a-Fort, Man-a-fort Dix (sexual pun intended), Man-a-fort Leavenworth, Manafort Tax Dodge, Manafort Leavenworthless, Unmanafort, Inmate #666, Flipper, Man O'War, Manowhore, Man a Fart, Count Chocula, Rich White Guy, Scott Free

Rick Gates: Prison Gates, Rick Grates, Rick "Gates of Hell," Hot Water Gates, The Walking Dead (Trump's staff), Mueller's Bitch, The Canary, The Stoolie

Roger Stone: Roger Rabid (Michael R. Burch), The Prince of Darkness (a nickname he reportedly likes), Agent Provocateur (Roger Stone himself), Trump's Svengali, Stone Cold Loser (Donald Trump), Dark Arts Guy (Chris Matthews), The Gaud Father

CIA Director and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo Nicknames: Mike Pomp, Pompous Asshole, Pompey the Grate

Rudy Giuliani Nicknames: Trudy, Broody, Rudy Ghouliani, Trump's TV Lawyer (Lawrence O'Donnell), Trump's Scampaign Manager, Batshit Crazy Rudy, Embalmer's Display Model (Stephen Colbert), Mulberry Street Dracula (Seth Meyers), America's Mayor

Ann Coulter Nicknames: AnnThrax, Coultergeist, Coulter 45, Beltway Barbie, Yardsale Barbie (Tina Fey), Cuckoo Coulter, Tranny Annie, Aryan Ann, Ann the Man, Mann Coulter, Maria Ann Toilette (Michael R. Burch), The Red Queen, Chairman Ann, Acting President Coulter

Director of Strategic Communications Hope Hicks Nicknames: Hopeless Hicks, Tricky Hicky, Hicks from the Styx, The Hickster, Huckster Hicks, Hopester (Donald Trump), Hopie (Donald Trump), Dopey Hopie

Judge Roy Moore Nicknames: Sludge Roy Moore, Mr. Tighty Whities, Playboy Roy, The Sandbagger, The Ten Commandments Judge (Sara Palin), Fruit Salad, Doofus (his West Point classmates), The Supreme Deplorable

"Judge Roy Moore was deplorable before it was cool to be deplorable!"Weepin' 'n' Wailin' Sara Palin 

Sherriff Joe Arpaio Nicknames: Hitler (his nickname among his tent concentration camp inmates), Shitler, Twitler, Wyatt Twerp, Wyatt TARP, Joe Pa Payola, Boss Hogg, Big Pig, The Maricopa Madman, Officer Loco, Wiley E. Peyote, Lawrence of Insania, Pale Tonto, Paleface, Prickzilla Queen of the Desert, Generalissimo Joe Arpaio, Chain Gang Charlie

House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes Nicknames: Known-Nothing Nunes, Numbnuts Nunes, Devin Devil, Deep State Devin, Nanu Nanu Nunes

Sam Nunberg Nicknames: Stunberg, The Stun of Sam, Fruit of the Loon, Nutty Buddy, Human Meltdown, Psycho Sam, Whine-o, Drunk Tank Escapee, The Nun, Nanoo Nunberg, Sam the None, Judas #1 (Roger Stone)

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos nicknames: Cruella DeVos, Cruella DeVile, Diva DeVos, DeVile DeVos, DeVoid DeVos, Devolution DeVos, Wetsy Betsy, Betsy Dross, The Education Terminator, Madame De Voucher, The Segregationist (Randi Weingarten pointed out that private school vouchers are "only slightly more polite cousins of segregation"), The Semi-Polite Slighter (Michael R. Burch), The Chalk Closet Racist, Ditzy DeVos (Donald Trump), The Do Harm Schoolmarm, Bad Teacher, Dolores Umbridge, Delores Dumbridge, Betsy DeVice, The Vice Principle, Secretary of Sledge-ucation, The Cold Medalist (Michael R. Burch)

Secretary of the Treasury Steve Mnuchin nicknames: Hedge Hog, PAC-man, No-Chin Mnuchin, The Foreclosure King, The Forecloser, The Double-Downer, The Granny Terminator, Dune Messiah

Secretary of Defense James Mattis nicknames: Mad Dog, Moderate Dog (Donald Trump), Warrior Monk, Mad Monk, Chaos (his very ironic call-sign), The Adult in the Room, Kindergarten Cop, Mr. Nanny, Nanny McFee, Scary Poppins, The Last Guardrail, The Lyin' King Tamer, The Trump Tamer

Former Secretary of Defense Mike Flynn nicknames: Dr. Strangelove, In Like Flynnt, Red Flynnstone (Michael R. Burch), "Flynn Facts," Putin's Pawn, Amerika's Angriest General, Flynnskint, Red Flynn, The Canary (because he's about to sing like one), Huckleberry Din, Walking Car Crash (Chris Christie)

Michael G. Flynn nicknames: Dr. Strangelove Jr., Red Flynnstone Jr. (Michael R. Burch), Red Flynn Jr., The Junior Canary (because he's about to sing like one), Informer Jr., Huckleberry Din Jr., Tebow Lite, Trump Fan II

Former White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus nicknames: Reince-y (Donald Trump), Reince "and Flush" Priebus, Follywood (after Priebus advised Trump to resign when the Access Hollywood "genital groper" tapes became public), Rinse Penis, Rinse Priapus, Prince Penis, Prince Precipice, Prince Rhesus, Prince Rebus, Princess Reba, RNC PR BS (by removing all vowels), E Priebus Loonum, "Rinse Twice and Spit" Priebus, Prince Precipitous, Rancid Rinse, Rancid Penis, Rinse Repeat, The Mincing Prince, Rimjob Precipuss, The Paranoiac (Anthony Scaramucci), The Fucking Paranoid Schizophrenic (Anthony Scaramucci), Undearly Departed, Smearly Departed, Snidely Whiplashed (Michael R. Burch), Reinced and Spat Out Priebus, Recently Reinced Priebus, AWOL (Absent Without Love), The Scapegoat, Trump's Whipping Boy, Trump's Reince-Headed Stepchild, Trump's White House Piñata, The Former White House Chief of Graft (Michael R. Burch), Penis Rice A Roni (Stephen Colbert alter ego)

Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen nicknames: The ICE Maiden, Nurse Ratched, Wretched Jen, Cursed Jen, Nielsen Schmilsson, Zero Tolerance, Zero Humanity, Hoya-Hoo

Secret Service Director Randolph D. Alles nicknames: Tex, Tex-Mex, Dumbo (Donald Trump), Uber Alles, Alles Lost, Alles-Oops

Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Kevin McAleenan nicknames: Big Mac Attack, The Laughing Gasser, The Border Guard, The Boarder Hoarder

Department of Homeland Security Undersecretary Claire Grady nicknames:  Border Scare Claire

US Citizenship and Immigration Services Director Lee Francis Cissna nicknames: The Invisible Wall Builder, The Devil's Detailer, The Orphan Maker

Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director nominee Ron Vitiello nicknames: Yellow Mellow Vitiello

Department of Homeland Security General Counsel John Mitnick nicknames: Nitpick, The Nit, ICEpick MitNick

National Security Adviser General Herbert Raymond McMaster nicknames: Master of Disaster, McMonster, McMasher, H.R., H.R. Huff'n'Puff, H.R. Disaster, Bannon's Banisher, The Iconoclast General, Ray of Blight, Herbie the Shove Bug, The Beer Salesman (Donald Trump, because he wore cheap suits)

Director of National Intelligence Daniel Ray Coats nicknames: Scape Coats, Coats of Many Colors, Daniel in the Lyin' Den (Michael R. Burch), Rushin' Red Coats, Dan "the Russian Redcoats are Coming!" Coats, Reagan's Ray Gun, Dan Coots, Dan Cahoots, Mr. Do Ask Do Tell

Trump foreign policy adviser Carter Page nicknames: Stranichkin (Russian for "little page"), Putin's Page Boy, Putin's Pimp, Putin's Apologist, Moscow's Brazen Apologist (Michael Isikoff), Trump's Moscow Mystery Man (Julia Ioffe), The Russian Mole, The Gazprom Greaser, Blank Page, Who? (Corey Lewandowski, Politico, Bill Browder and other Real Experts on Russia), Mr. Irrelevant, The Kompromat (an FBI warrant application), The Window Dresser

Deputy Attorney General Rod J. Rosenstein nicknames: Mr. Peepers, Man Staring at You from the Produce Section (Stephen Colbert), Rushin' Rod (Michael R. Burch), Hosenstein (Michael R. Burch), Rosey Red, Russian Red, Red Rod, Rowdy Roddy Fib-Piper

Former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski nicknames: Gory Corey, Mr. Assault and Battery, The Lobbyist, Never-Elected (he received a whopping 7 votes in his first election campaign and never won an election), The Wand of Death

Secretary of Energy Rick Perry nicknames: Crotch (because he wore tight jeans and "adjusted" himself often), Rainman, Forrest Dump, Dumba$$, Secretary Oops, Secretary of the Department of Oops! ("Whazzat I run? Duh, I forget!"), Rick Fairy, Rick Unfairy, Rick Moronic, Rick Moreanus, Texas Toast, Perry Masonic, Perry Moronic, The Brand Perry, The Bland Perry, The Gland Perry

Secretary of Agriculture George Ervin Perdue III nicknames: Sonny, Ophie Junior (his mother's name was Ophie), The Rainman (he once "prayed up a storm" pleading for rain)

Former Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke nicknames: Rinky-Dink Zinke, Shreddy Roosevelt (Michael R. Burch), The Bozeman Bozo, The Knife Collector, On-the-Blink Zinke, Blinky, Blinky Zinke, Hinterlands Warrior, Secretary of the Hinterior, The Beagle Scout (Zinke appeared at a Trump event in his eagle scout uniform), The SOFA Commando (Special Operations Fraud & Anarchy)

Secretary of the Interior David Bernhardt nicknames: Heartburn, Swamp Creature, Creature from the Black Lagoon, The Uber Lobbyist, Dirty Dave, Walking Conflict of Interest, "No Paper Trails" Dave, Mr. Pesticide, Mr. Open Pit Mine, Mr. Fossil Fuels, The Fossil Fool, Dirty Water Dave,

Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross nicknames: Ross Rothschild (he worked for N. M. Rothschild & Sons), Wilbur Rosschild, The Bankruptcy King, Wilbur Wrong Force, Heavens to Betsy Ross, The Vulture Crapitalist, Ro$$, Chief Ross, Boss Ross, Gloss Ross, Glengarry Gloss, Shill on the Floss, At a Loss Ross, The Serial Biller, The $600 Slipper Man, The Six Billion Ruble Man, Mr. Oblivious, Wilbur Ross de là Antoinette, Half-Baked Cake Maker, Sir Mixalot

Wilbur Ross de là Antoinette said of the victims of the Trump Shutdown: "Let them eat cake—borrowed cake!"

Office of Refugee Resettlement Director Scott Lloyd nicknames: The Birth Control Czar, The Birth Master, The Commander, Bad Data, The Rape Resolver, The Rape Resolution-ist, The Gatekeeper, Dark Knight of Columbus

Secretary of Labor Andrew Puzder nicknames: Putz Puzder, Colonel Klink, CKE-n Little, The Wage Terrorist, The Wage Deflator, The Lowballer, The Burger-Bikini Baron, Randy Andy

Secretary of Labor Alexander Acosta nicknames: Alex, Alexander the Grate, The Pedophile Protector, Epstein's Enabler, Dean, Trump's Token Hispanic, The Exile (his parents are Cuban refugees), Accosted Acosta

Secretary of Health & Human Services Tom Price nicknames: Sky-High Price, Pricey Tom, The Leer Jetter, Optics-Con, Tom Sellout, Tom Thumb, Tom "Profit More" Price, The Amerikan Mengele, One Man Death Panel, The Six Million Dolor Man, Tom "Wait until you see the whites of their ayes" Price, Tom "the Price is Your Life"

Secretary of HUD Ben Carson nicknames: Psychopath (Donald Trump), HUD Ornament (Michael R. Burch), Carsonoma (Michael R. Burch), Crazy Ben Carson, Dummy (his childhood nickname), Eli (his Secret Service code name), One Nation (his choice for a Secret Service code name), Trump's Uncle Tom, The Slum Lord, Secretary of Slums

Secretary of Veterans Affairs David Shulkin nicknames: Skulkin' Shulkin (Michael R. Burch), The Designated Survivor

Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao nicknames: Mrs. Mitch McConnell, Tiger Wife (Stuart Bloch), Madame Secretary, Fireworks, Short Fuse, Madame Chaos

Deputy Attorney General Dana J. Boente nicknames: Deputy Dawg, Trump's Lapdog, Barney Fife, Goober, The Decoy

UN Ambassador Nikki Haley nicknames: Political Prostitute (Kim Jong Un), Hurricane Haley, Haley's Comet, Trump's Hatchet Lady, Darlin' Nikki, Little Nikki

EPA Director Scott Pruitt nicknames: Hot Air Buffoon, The Possum (his college nickname), Polluting Pruitt, Big Oil's Poster Boy, Tar Baby, Tsar Baby, Tarball, The Freakin' Fracker, The FracKing, King Frack

Director of Personnel Security Carl Kline: Never Decline Kline, Risky Business, SCI-FI, Insecurity Officer, The Russian Mole Man, The Installer (he overruled 30 declined security clearances)

Trump attorney Marc E. Kasowitz nicknames: Marc the Narc, Snarky Marc, Case o' Wits, Witzless, the Uberlitigator (on his website)

Trump attorney Ty Cobb: The Oatmeal Guy (SNL's Michael Che), Captain Kinder-Zoo (Michael R. Burch), Man Bitten by a Radioactive Wilford Brimley (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Maize, The Cobbler, The Corn Cobbler, The Hobbled Scare Crow, The Hit King, Asleep at the Wheel (Steve Bannon)

Trump attorney John Dowd nicknames: Dowdy Dowd, The Dowager, The Dowdy Dodger, Howdy Dowdy, Porta-John, Asleep at the Wheel (Steve Bannon)

Trump attorney Jay Sekulow nicknames: Jaybird, Jaywalker, Jay "Seek the Low Road" Sekulow, Seek and Destroy Sekulow

Jason Miller nicknames: The Great Communicator, The Strategist, The Genius, The Smart One (he turned down the job of Trump communications director)

Trump campaign national spokesperson Katrina Pierson nicknames: Hurricane Katrina, Miss Misinformation, Miss Spokestoady, The Holey Cruzader (she backed Ted Cruz before Trump), Miss Teapot (she is a Tea Party advocate), The Welfare Princess, The Unemployment Queen, Miss PACman, Miss Pure Breed, Kit Kat Bar, The Blight Supremacist, Smokescreen, Trump's Smokeswoman, Unhinged (Salon), The Slavery Advocate, Miss Pure Breed, Katrina and the Slaves, Miss Texas Secession, The Nuke Enthusiast, Duchess Nukem

White House press aide Michael Short nicknames: The Short Timer (he resigned quickly after Scaramucci was hired by the Trumpageddon administration), The De-press-ed Aide, Short Circuit

Mike Huckabee nicknames: Judas, Huckster Huckabee, Huckleberry Spin, Huckmaster General, Huck Fuckabee, Huck Upchuck, Hick Muckabee, The Muckster, Brother Smother, Tax Hike Mike, Triple Wide, Duck Hunter, Uncle Sugar (he once said that the only reason women voted for Democrats was because Uncle Sugar promised to pay for their birth control), Gomer Pile On

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy nicknames: Phony Baloney (he censured Steve King after donating 10K to his campaign), Mr. Malaprop, Non-Speaker of the House, Kevin "Loose Lips Sink Ships" McCarthy, The New McCarthyism, Junior

Acting Secretary of Homeland Security Elaine Duke nicknames: The Duke of Hurl (after she said hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico was a "really a good news story" for the Trump administration), Duke Nukem, The Star (Donald Trump), The Shooting Star

Dr. Ronny Jackson nicknames: The Candyman and Dr. Feelgood (because of the drugs he over-prescribed), The Baggie Man, Scrote (George W. Bush)

Cindy Li Yang nicknames: Madame Flutter Fly, Madame Butterup, Miss Masseuse, Miss Easy Access, Yin to Trump's Yang

Sarah Palin Nicknames: Sarah Barracuda (her high school nickname), Sarahcudda, Shirknado (Michael R. Burch), Caribou Barbie, Half-Baked Alaskan, Mooselini, Moose-o-lini, Weepin' 'n' Wailin' Sarah Palin (Michael R. Burch), The Wasilla Gorilla or Gurlilla or Gurlzilla, The Roughed Rogue, The Original Material Girl (because she provides Stephen Colbert so much comedy materiel), Klondike Kardashian, Klondike Dike, Blunder Woman, Sarah Stoopid, Bible Spice, The Ungreat Whore of Babble-On, The Great Boor of Babble-On, The Wasilla Hillbilly, The Wasillabilly, The Tundra Twit, Sarah Failin', Failin' Palin, Bailin' Palin, Half-Governor, The Moosiah Pit Bull in Lipstick (according to herself), Ramboner, Rambette, Trumpette, Saint Sarah of Wasilla, Sarah Pipeline, Sarah Punchline, Vampy, The Killa from Wasilla, The Quitter from Wasilla, Money Boo-Boo, Sarah Shakes-Spear (because she is so warlike and compared herself to Shakespeare when she coined a new word, "refudiate"), Sarah Crosshairs, Sarah Triggerfinger, Mama Grizzly, Palin-Drone, Chick Cheney, Sarah Stalin, Snark Shark, Moose MILF, The Alaska Disasta, Snowjob Squareglasses, Post Turtle, McCain's Bane, FrankenPalin, Northern Overexposure, Nightmayor, Miss Iquitarod, Irate Ingrate, Miss Wonker Bonker, Sarah Scareya, Lady Gagya, Sarah Sarin, Tri-Sarah-Tops, Sarah Snowgrifter, Sarah Snowjob, The Boreal Narcissus, The Blight Supremacist

Bristol Palin nicknames: Brisket® (the ® because she registered her name as a trademark!), Brisquet, Bras Tool, Barstool, Bristhole, Brissie, Bristie, Brissypants, Bitchol, Pigstool Grifter Jr.

Meghan McCain nicknames: Soylent Blonde, SoyBlo, Meghan McBane

Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch nicknames: Darth Evader, Goldman Sachs' Rubber Stamp, A$$hole, The Unjust Justice, The Grinder (for grinding ordinary Janes and Joes under the crushing wheels of corporations), The Greek Geek, Fratboy, FIJI-boy and the Fraternizer (for defending his college frat against charges of date rape)

Bill O'Reilly nicknames: Shill O'Reilly, Bull O'Really, Bill O'Goods, The Spin Zone Doctor, The Spin Doktor, The Spin DoKKKtor, Papa Bear (Stephen Colbert), Mr. Sexual HarA$$ment, Sex Beast, Sexual Predator, The Permanent Vacationer, Big O (George W. Bush), Podzilla (since his new medium will be podcasts)

Jeffrey Epstein nicknames: Frankenstein, Humbert (Epstein's plane was nicknamed "The Lolita Express" because he flew with so many underage girls; Humbert was the name of the pedophile in the book/movie Lolita)

Dave Duke nicknames: The Klansman, Mr. KKK, Grand Wizard, Grand Lizard, The Duke of Hurl, The Duke of Churl, Duke Nuke 'Em, Ill Douche, The Nazi of LSU (his college nickname), The Natty Klansman (he favors suits and ties over those traditional white robes), The Dark Knight (he founded the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan), Cuck of the White Supremacist Walk, The Blight Supremacist

Richard Spencer nicknames: The Snazzy Nazi, Retch Hard, The Retard, Dick, The Dick to End All Dicks (and the World), The Village Idiot, The Pillage Idiot, The White Dumbass-ist, The Alt-Right Blight Inciter

Sam Patten nicknames: Pat Down Patten, The Spy Who Came in for the Gold, Flipper, The Canary, Mr. Sing-Sing

Trump secretary Rhona Graff nicknames: The Gatekeeper, Trump's Gatekeeper, Trump's Right Hand Woman, Graff Spree, The Keeper of the Graft, The A$$istant, The Courier, The Go-Between, Trump's Aide de Kampf, The VICE President

Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg nicknames: The Weasel, The Beancounter, Trump's Financial Gatekeeper, The Keeper of the Crypt, The Burier of the Dead Financial Bodies, The CFO

Trump Organization COO Matthew Calamari: Matty, The Squid, The Bodyguard, The Chauffeur, Killer Calamari (he said he would kill for Trump), Trump's Door Matt, The COO

Trump Organization executive vice president Ron Lieberman: The Concession King, Lieber Dish, Ron "Lie for the Man" Lieberman, The A$$et Inflator

Trump Organization vice president and Trump's personal secretary Rhona Graff nicknames: The Gatekeeper, Trump's Gatekeeper, Trump's Right Hand Woman, Graff Spree, The Keeper of the Graft, The A$$istant

Trump attorney Jay Sekulow nicknames: Jay Bird, The Redliner, Trump's Detourney General

Trump Organization attorney Alan Garten nicknames: The Kindergartener, The Nanny, The Chaperone

Trump Organization executive vice president and counsel George Sorial nicknames: Trump's Right Hand Man, King Gorge, The Dean (he sued the Better Business Bureau for giving Trump University a C-minus!)

Jamie Gorelick nicknames: The Dropout, The Gore Licker, The Licked Lawyer

Attorney Abbe Lowell nicknames: Lowball, Abbe Low Hell, The Goad Father, Abbe Normal, The French Fryer (pun on Friar), Prayer Time, Kushner's Last Line of Defense

Marc E. Kasowitz nicknames: Marc the Narc, Snarky Marc, Case o' Shitz, Witzless

Peter W. Smith nicknames: The Go-Between, Putin's Procurer, The Hacker Backer

Michael Caputo nicknames: Capo Caputo, Kaputo, Kaput, Kaputz, Mafioso Mike

Trump foreign policy adviser Joseph E. Schmitz nicknames: The Mercenary, Mr. Blackwater, Mr. Whitewater

Trump counterterrorism expert Walid Phares nicknames: Squalid Walid, The Toad Warrior, The Maronite

Retired Army Lt. Gen. Joseph 'Keith' Kellogg nicknames: Special K, Cornflake

Luther Strange nicknames: Big Luther, Lyin' Luther Strange, Strange But Untrue, Strange Brew, Strange Bro', Dr. Strangelove, The Big Bunny (his college nickname), Lex Luther, The Runoff King, The Bathroom Detective, Strange LLC (his law firm), The Transgender Rearender and Exxon Defender

George Nader: Unsafe at any Speed, Mr. Backdoor, George of the Bungle, Darth Nadir

Erik Prince: The Prince of Darkness, The Black Prince, The Dark Night, Creature from the Blackwater Lagoon, The Mercenary, Soldier of Misfortune, The Envoy, Trump's Surrogate, Erik the Red, Erik the Terrible, Prince Uncharming

Omarosé Onée Manigault: Omarosa, Pondarosa, Ass-O-Rama, Assorama, The None-Celebrity Apprentice (Piers Morgan), Fired, The Firee, The Trump Hisser, The Trump Trigger, Trump's Brown Sugar, The Nasty TV Villain (TV Guide), Piers Morgan's Bane, Affirmative Auction, The Whistleblower

Matt Boyle nicknames: The Boil, Fever Blister, Boiling Mad Matt, The Breitbartian, The Barbarian

Mike Cernovich nicknames: Juicebro, The Conspiracy Theorist, The Rape Apologist, Mr. Alimony, Gorilla Mindset, Girl-Ill-a Mind-Sweat, Gorilla in our Midst, Cuck of the Walk

Chair of the House Oversight Committee Jason Chaffetz nicknames: Chaff, Chaffy, Chaff-Lips, Chipmunk, Chipmunk Cheeks, Cheeky, Chip, No-Tell Hotel Chaffetz, Grandstanding Charlatan (Heather Digby Parton), Jason "Putin on the Ritz" Chaffetz, (Michael R. Burch), Jason and the Ego-Nuts (Michael R. Burch), Half-Assed Chaffetz, Seductive Beaver Mascot (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")

Congressman Dana Rohrabacher: Putin's Favorite Congressman, Putin's Apologist, Putin's Proxy, Assad's AmeriKlan Ally, Dana the Red, Red Dana, Dirty Dana 

SEC Chairman Walter J. Clayton nicknames: Jay, Jaybird, The Bailout King, The Wall Street Jaywalker, Goldman Sacks Washington, Hatin' Clayton

Trump donor Robert Mercer nicknames: Hedge Hog, PACman, Dark Money, The Megadonor, Merciless Mercer, Ming the Merciless, The Cluster Fucker, The Quant King, The Money Man, The Cat Talker, Bob, The Vulture Crapitalist

Trump donor Rebekah Mercer nicknames: Bekah, Bekah Bilker, Bannon's Backer, The Whiny Hellcat

Legislative Affairs Assistant to the President Marc Short nicknames: Short of the Marc, Shortstop, Shortcut, Koch Addict, Koch Lite, The A$$-istant, Dark Money Marc, Junior Asshole, Short Attention Span Marc, The Dark Money Operative

Trump bodyguard and Director of Oval Office Operations Keith Schiller nicknames: The Shill, Killer Schiller, The Fireman, The Terminator, The Enforcer, The Confidant, The Gatekeeper, The Babyguard

National Enquirer editor Dylan Howard nicknames: Dildo (a nickname he used himself), Mr. Inappropriate, The Examiner, The News Pimp (he allegedly encouraged employees to have sex to get stories)

National Enquirer executive editor Barry Levine nicknames: The Shreditor, The Gossip, The Tattler, Le Gossip Vine, The Hack, The Hatchet (he's reportedly penning a book for Hachette about Trump and his women)

Fox News editor Ken LaCorte nicknames: Catch and Kill LaCorte, La Faux Nouvelles, Mr. Fake News

Fox News host Steve Doocy nicknames: Twelve (Trump rated Doocy a 12 on a 10-point system, for his sycophancy), The Sicko-phant

White House director of communications Bill Shine nicknames: Shoo Shine (Michael R. Burch), The Butler (Fox News), No Shine, Bill Noshine (Donald Trump), Moon Shine, Mr. Misinformation, Director of Miscommunications, Bull Rider, Dr. Doomed, The Silver Faux, Roger Ailes's Gopher (The New Yorker), The Faux Who Cried Wolf

Willard Mitt Romney nicknames: Bishop Romney, The RomneyBot, Plastic Man, Bain in the Ass (David Letterman's #1), King of Bain (Newt Gingrich), Mitt the Twit (The Sun of London, Rupert Murdoch), Mitt the Unfit, Mr. Magical Undies, The Stench (allegedly what Paul Ryan calls Romney behind his back), Willard, The Willard Mechanism, His Willardness

Rick Santorum nicknames: Pope Sanctimonious I, Rick Satan, Prick Sanatorium, Insanatorium  Rooster, Rooster Fogburn, Frothy

New Jersey governor Chris Christie nicknames: Christie Kreme, Christie Cream, The Illsbury Dough-Boy, The Cookie Monster, Big Boy (George W. Bush), Pork Chop, Pork Dork, Porky Pine, Porko Vallarta, Don Qui-Hefty, Enormes Pantalones, Pufferfish, Trueheart (his choice for a Secret Service code name), Trump's Cream Puff, "Beached" Whale, Beach Boy, The New Jersey Sunblocker, Cripsy Christie, Corpus Christie, Sammiches, Governor Sammiches, Crispy Creme, Boca Rotundo, Dios Meatball, Cinco De Mayonnaise, Lap-Bandito, Chiportly, Gringo Con Carne, Dos Neckis, The Love Gov., MAN WITH A KLAN (The New Yorker), Heroic Deputy (Christie was hailed as Trump's "Heroic Deputy" by the Daily Stormer, a neo-Nazi website that endorsed Trump), The Super-Sized Suck-Up

Laura Ingraham: Loopy Laura, Ingrasham, The High Priestess of Hate (Huffpost), The Pundette, The Spinster, The Spinstress, Miss Misinformation, Right Angle, Acting President Ingraham, Trump's Controller, Trump's Overlord

Kellyanne Conway, Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham are known collectively as the Pundettes.

Director of the National Economic Council Larry Kudlow nicknames: New Low Kudlow, Luddite Larry, The Blight Nationalist, The Grate Depressionist

Larry "New Low" Kudlow said of the Trump Shutdown: "This is just a glitch. Thanks to the volunteers!" (Forcing people to work without pay is not "volunteering" but slave labor.)

Jeb Bush nicknames: Tortoise (George W. Bush), Joyful Tortoise (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Low Energy (Donald Trump), Eveready (Jeb's retort to Trump when asked to pick his Secret Service code name), Veto Corleone, The Bushmaster, Bush League, Gator

Carly Fiorina nicknames: Chainsaw Carly (for all the jobs she cut at HP and Compaq), Golden Parachutress, The Anti-Hillary, Secretariat (her choice for a Secret Service code name)

John Kasich nicknames: Pope (he wanted to be the pope as a boy), Unit One (his choice for a Secret Service code name), Unit Two (his wife's amusing alternate suggestion!)

Rand Paul nicknames: Mr. Nerdy Perm, Mr. Poodle-'Do, The Aquah Budha, Schrödinger's Cat-a-Tonic Candidate (he's "a man on all sides of all issues all at once"), Mr. Death Spiral, Mr. Just-Kill-Them-All!, Truly Weird Rand Paul (Donald Trump), Justice Never Sleeps (his choice for a Secret Service code name; he later called it "one of those nicknames you try to make happen and miserably fail")

Ron Paul nicknames: Uncle Goldbug (because of his stance on hard money), Rue Paul (because we rue the day he appeared on the American political scene), Dr. No (he is a medical doctor and the only word he seems to understand is "no"), Rumple

Scott Walker nicknames: The Desperado (in his high school yearbook), Niedermeyer (after an overly aggressive ROTC leader in the movie Animal House), Scott Balker, Harley (his choice for a Secret Service code name), The Beagle Scout, The Dropout (reportedly, he missed too many classes running for class president!), Hot Ham, Luke Sigh Walker

Rupert Murdoch nicknames: Rupert Murder-Doc, Papa Doc, Ru Paul (Stephen Colbert), The Last Press Baron (CNN), the Dirty Digger (Ian Hislop), the Mudslinger, the Faux Fox, Murdoch of the Mammaries

Roger Ailes nicknames: Roger the Unartful Dodger, The Sex Cadger Codger, Roger Flogger, Roger the Sex Rabbit, The Predator, The Human Toad (SemDem on Daily Kos)

Sean Hannity nicknames: Sean O'Scammity (Michael R. Burch), Sean of the Dead, Lumpy (Jon Stewart), Scammity, Shammity, Sean Vanity, Sean Insanity, Loverboy, Flubberboy, Acting President Hannity, Trump's Controller, Trump's Overlord, Handy Hannity, The Softballer, Trump's Warm-up Pitcher

Sean Vanity's website claims he's a "multimedia superstar."

Lou Dobbs nicknames: Lou Mobs, Lou Robs, Lou Sobs, Massive Douche, Deep State Dobbs, Loopy Lou, Loop-de-Lou, Ludicrous Lou, Screwloose Lou, The Depopulist, The Babbling Birther, Acting President Dobbs

Trump lawyer Sheri A. Dillon nicknames: Gunsmoke (pun on Matt Dillon), The Smoking Gun, The Hired Gun, Ms. Trust (pun on "mistrust"), Trump's Legal Beagle

Michael Steele nicknames: The Sesame Street Guy (Jon Stewart, who compared him to Grover), The Man of Steal (pun on stealing elections and human rights, two GOP objectives), Steal Trap

Rob Portman nicknames: Beltway Rob, PAC-Man, The Lobbyist, The Insider, The Outsourcer, The Job Robber, Washington's First Porter, Any Port in a Shit Storm, Portmanteau

Rod Blum nicknames: Bloomin' Idiot, The Screener, The Stalker, The Quitter (after Blum stalked out of an interview in which he was asked why he screens attendees of his "public" meetings)

Marco Rubio nicknames: No-Show Rubio, AWOL, Rube, Young Rube, Cuban Rube, Qubics Rube, The Water Boy, Big Gulp, Lightweight Choker (Donald Trump), Little Marco (Donald Trump), Captain Thirsty, Captain Thirstypants,
Rubio the Unready, Marco Poll-Low, Gator, Marco Mussolini, Marco "Weak as a Baby" Rubio (Donald Trump), Narko, Snarko, Sharko, Marco Sharknado, Easy Mark (Donald Trump), Broken Record Rubio, Robot Rubio, Mr. Roboto, Marco Android, Rupert's Rube, Party Boy, Play Dough Boy


Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander nicknames: Lame Lamar, Hedy, Alexander the Ungreat, The Candyman, The Plaid Fraud, Omar the Snakeman, Trump's Wheel Greaser, Trump's Hammer, Trump's Healthcare Scammer, Trump's Oddjob, Doctored No

Tennessee Representative Marsha Blackburn nicknames: Blackguard, Black Heart, Black Turn, Blackweird, The Black Abyss of Ignorance, the Young Re-Flub-Lycan, Deputy Whip, The Death Panelist, The Planned Parenthood Predator

Tennessee Representative Diane Black nicknames: The Black Widow, The Black Mamba, The Black Square, Blunder Woman, Diane Tart, Diane Tort, Bishop Romney's Surrogate, The Death Panelist, The Planned Parenthood Predator

Arizona Senator Jeff Flake nicknames: The Flake, Snow Flake (he was actually born in Snowflake, Arizona!), Corn Flake

Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers Kevin Hassett nicknames: Has Been, Putin's Asset, Smirknado (Michael R. Burch), Sharknerdo (Michael R. Burch), Willy WONKa, The A$$et, The EEK-onomist

Sam Clovis nicknames: Beavis Clovis, the Walrus, the Boof-alo (he claims he's been "boofed" by climate change science), Cloven-Hooves Clovis, Four Leaf Clovis

Deputy National Security Adviser K. T. McFarland nicknames: Far-Out McFarland, The Ditz, McFibber, The Airhead, Mike Flynn's Brain, K. T. McFarOut, McFart

Newt Gingrich nicknames: Tadpole, Angry Tadpole, Angry Muffin (Peggy Noonan), The Bloated Bullfrog, Newticles, Noot, Newt the Nit, Pig Newton, Talking Bag of Dirty Laundry (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")

George W. Bush nicknames: Dubya, Shrub, Junior, Junior Shrub, Bush League, Bush Baby, Bushman, Uncurious George, The Decider, GWB, Chimpy McStagger, AWOL, Georgie Boy, Boy Gorge

Dick Cheney nicknames: The Penguin, Mr. Vice, Big Time (George W. Bush), Duke Nukem, Blam-Blam (after he shot another hunter in the face), Dickhead, Tricky Dick II

Donald Rumsfeld nicknames: Rummy (George W. Bush), Rheumy, Rheumatoid, The Ruminator, Lucifer Incarnate

Rush Limbaugh nicknames: The Human Hindenburg, Rush Dim-Bulb, Lush Dim Blah, Junkie Limbaugh, Limbaugh Cheese, The Rushian, Rushbo, Rush Limbawful, Douche Rimjob

Florida Governor Rick Scott nicknames: Prick Scott, Scott Free Prick, Great Scott (Not), Pink Slip Rick, Sir Halter Scott, The Emotionless Android, Governor Gollum, Skeletor

Freedom Caucus co-founder and White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows nicknames: Dark Mark, The Cold One, Scary Poppins, Nanny Boo-Boo, Triple-K, Meadowlark Lemon, Free-Dumb Meadows, Idiot (John Boehner), Fat Nerd (coined by Mark Meadows himself), The White House Chief of Graft (Michael R. Burch), Graft Spree (Michael R. Burch), Trump's Toady

Freedom Caucus co-founder Jim Jordan nicknames: Blare Jordan, Airhead Jordan, Legislative Terrorist (John Boehner)

Alex Jones nicknames: Alien Sasquatch Love Child (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Hernia Boy (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Hernia Who Wished He Was a Real Boy (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Furious Hard-Boiled Egg (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Customer Making the Waitress Cry (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), Shrieking Funnel Cake (Stephen Colbert "alter ego"), The Info Warrior, Yogurt Head

Nick Ayers nicknames: Airhead Ayers, Hot Air Ayers, "Bro who's not going to allow those nerds to host a luau on campus while he's president of Sigma Phi Epsilon" (Stephen Colbert alter ego)

Comptroller of the Currency nominee Joseph Otting nicknames: Outed Otting (after he claimed to have a degree from Dartmouth that Dartmouth doesn't even offer), "Leave it to Otter" Joe

Israeli Prime Minister Benyamin "Bibi" Netanyahu nicknames: Bibi, King Bibi, Nit-and-Yahoo, Bibi the Merciless, The Butcher, Butcher Bibi, The Widowmaker, The Orphanmaker, BB

Others

U.S. Ambassador to the European Union Gordon Sondland: The Drug Dealer (John Bolton), The Blood Money Donor, Flesh Gordon, Flash for Cash Gordon
Jerome Corsi nicknames: Jerry, Judas #2 (Roger Stone), Lyin' Jerry Corsi (Roger Stone), The Con-spiracy Theorist, The Wiki-Leaker
Randy Credico nicknames: False Front, Back Channel, Person 2, Bad Credit, The Principle Source (Roger Stone)
Robert Costello nicknames: Back Channel Bob, Mr. "Friends in High Places," Garth Crooks, The Pardoner, Flipper
Howard Stern nicknames: The Shock Jock, The Schlock Jock, Howeird, Howie, How, The King of All Media
Senator Steve King: Horror Show, Freak Show, The King of Horror, The Wall Nut, The White Pride Piper, The Blight Supremacist
Deputy National Security Adviser for Strategy Dina Habib Powell nicknames: Sachs-girl, Sachs Diva
Deputy Chief of Staff Rick Dearborn nicknames: Deputy Lap Dawg, Greenhorn Dearborn, Stillborn Dearborn, Dick Fearborn, Red Rick, Russian Rick
Deputy Communications Director Jessica Ditto nicknames: Ditto, "Ditto That," Miss Redundant, Bevin's Bane, Trump's Blonde Brander  
Personal Aide John McEntee nicknames: Aide de Camp, Aide de Kampf, Teed-Off McEntee, Mac Attack
Trump campaign consultant George Gigicos nicknames: Goner, Gigi, The Greek Geek, George of the Bungle, Phoenix in Flames, Fee-Nixed
Marine Corps General Joseph Dunford, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: Fighting Joe, Four-Star, The Chairman, Marathon Man
Deputy Chief of Staff Joe Hagin nicknames: Ragin' Hagin
Mo Brooks nicknames: Mo' Crooks, Mo' Rooks, No Mo' Books Brooks
Franklin Graham nicknames: Graham Cracker, Frank Lee Nutty, The Medievalist
Executive Assistant Madeline Westerhout nicknames: Trump's Toady, Wicked Witch of the Westerhout
Peter Navarro nicknames: The EEKonomist, The China Sin-Drone (Michael R. Burch), Bullshitter in the China Shop
Deputy Chief of Staff Katie Walsh nicknames: Welshing Walsh, Katie Bar the Door
Antonin Scalia nicknames: Antonin "Scaly" Scalia, Nino (Spanish for "infant"), El Nino, El Ninny
David Melech Friedman nickames: Moloch, Fried Brain Man, Mr. Apartheid, Israel's Goebbels
Carl Icahn nicknames: Mr. Delorean, Mr. Bailout, Mr. Too Big Not to Fail, The Grey Grifter, Back to the Suture, The Artful Dodger
Daniel Coates nicknames: Dan, Offshore Dan, Coates of Many Colors
White House Counsel Don F. McGahn nicknames: The Enabler, Cover Artist, Undercover Artist (he does cover songs), Guitar Dan
Michael Dubke nicknames: Mike, Karl Rove Jr., Mystery Man, Happy Warrior, Bye Bye Dubke
Peter Navarro nicknames: Novice, Nutjob, Ninny
Ajit Pai nicknames: Dark Yoda, The Agitator, The Net Neutrality Negator, The Broadband Baron, Big Brother, Trump's Sinister Swami
Glenn Beck nicknames: Voldemort, Emotional Fescue (Michael R. Burch), American Rhodes, Glen "Weepin'-'n'-Wailin'" Beck
Kevin McCarthy nicknames: Loose Lips, The Ship Sinker
Dave Brat nicknames: Bratman, Terrible Tyke, Dark Night of the Soul
Raul Labrador nicknames: Raul "Lapdog" Labrador, Black Lab, Trump's Retriever, Labrador Guppy, Hispanic Dilbert (Stephen Colbert)
Karl Rove nicknames: Turd Blossom or Turdblossom (George W. Bush), Turd Polisher (George H. W. Bush), Rover, Red Rover, Red Raver
John Boehner nicknames: Boner (George W. Bush), Orange Man, Trump's Tan Companion, Weepy, Weepy McDrunky, Sir Drunkalot
Maureen Dowd nicknames: The Cobra (George W. Bush), Howdy Dowdy, Dowdy Do-Wrong, Fraulein Dowdy
Kayleigh McEnany nicknames: Kellyanne Lite, Inane McEnany, McLiar, Blond Bombshell Exploding into Alternative Facts
Katie Miller nicknames: Ms. Gargamel, Ms. Sméagol, Domino (the first White House staffer to test positive for COVID-19)
Joseph Grogan nicknames: Bulk Grogan, Bulk Hooligan, Grogan's Zeroes
Dan Scavino nicknames: Scarface, The Scavenger, Great White Snark, Social Media Czar, Trump's Twitter Babysitter (Michael R. Burch)
David Bossie nicknames: Bossy, the Boss, Bessie
Secretary of the Army Mark Green nicknames: Greenhorn, Greensleeves, Emergency!, The Medic, Critical Care, The Homophobe
Ezra Cohen-Watnick nicknames: The Tapp Dancer, Deep Bloat, The Informant, The Whistleblower (Paul Ryan), Flynn's Flunked Flunkey
Michael Ellis nicknames: Eely Ellis, The Eel, Ellis Islander, Deep Bloat II
John Eisenberg nicknames: The Illegal Eagle, Deep Bloat III, Iceberg
Billy Bush nicknames: Bush League, The Bush Beater
Richard LeFrak nicknames: The Freak, The Mogul, The Overseer
Harrison LeFrak nicknames: Little Freak, Freak Jr., The Brain, Dirty Harry
Steve Roth nicknames: Zen Master, The Vornado Tornado, Roth's Child, Wrothenstein
Stephen Ross nicknames: Dolphin, The Dauphin, The Donor
Gary Barnett nicknames: Jigsaw, Mr. Ostentation, Mr. Glitz, The Diamond Trader
Jerry Speyer nicknames: The Modest Tuna, The Tishman Tuna
Joseph Chetrit nicknames: Big Brother, Big Bother
Larry Silverstein nicknames: The Green Banana, Lucky Larry, The Pianist
Chris Ruddy nicknames: Ruddy Buddy, Trump's Spokespal, Newsminion, The Smokescreen, Russian Red Ruddy, Chris Phish, Bad Fungus
Senator Dean Heller nicknames: Heller High Water, Hell's Bells, The Hellion, The Dean of Healthcare Hell, Hell on Greased Wheels
Tom Cotton nicknames: Cottonmouth, The Slaughter Moccasin, Viper, Cotton-Eyed Moe, High Cotton, Cotton Candypants, White Fluff, The White Cotton King, Uncle Tom, Tehran Tom, Taliban Tom, Chickenshit Cotton
John Cornyn nicknames: Corndog (George W. Bush), Cornpone, Corn Prone, Corncob, Corny, Horn in Cornyn, KKK Cornyn
John Barrasso nicknames: Bare Ass, The Ass, The A$$hole, Wyoming's Doktor, John-Boy
Mike Lee nicknames: Mikey, The General, The Ungreat Dane, Alito Jr.
Cory Gardner nicknames: The Unconstant Gardner, Tory Cory, The GOP Bad Idea Man, C-Money, The Young Gun, Scattershot
Pat Toomey nicknames: Sock It Toomey, Senator Elevator (he dodged Trump by hiding in an elevator), Stand Pat Toomey, Me Too Toomey
Mike Enzi nicknames: Hate Frenzy Enzi, The Wyoming Homophobe, The Hate Crime Defender
John Thune nicknames: Out-of-Tune Thune, The Giant Killer
AshLee Strong nicknames: Eddie Munster's Press Secretary, The SpinMistress, The Black Widow
Barry Bennett nicknames: Bennet Dick Arnold, Bare Net Bennet
Nick Ayers nicknames: Airhead Ayers, Hot Air Ayers
Josh Holmes nicknames: Sherlock Holmes's Dumber Brother, Josh "the Dudd" Holmes
Johnny DeStefano nicknames: Stephanie, The Sob Boss, The Headhunter, The Rushin' Recruiter, Mr. Flip Flop
Margaret Peterlin nicknames: The Gatekeeper
Brian Hook nicknames: Hook'n'Crook, The Hooker, Mr. Memo
Corey Stewart nicknames: The Apprentice, Trump's Firee, The Cuckservative, Prince William Unsound, Mr. AR-15
Eric Cantor nicknames: Iago, Eric Ranter, Eric Cant, The Wimpy Whip
Matt Drudge nicknames: Donald's Drudge, The Drudgemaster, High Dudgeon and Drag-ons, The Drudge Deporter, The Drudge Grudger, Miffed Matt
Alex Jones: Alien Sasquatch Love Child and Hernia Boy (Stephen Colbert), Info Warrior, Yogurt Head
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano nicknames: Big Sis (Matt Drudge), Naptime Napolitano, The Naptime Politician
ICE Director Thomas Homan: Inhuman Homan (Michael R. Burch), The ICEman Cometh
NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre: Brain Drain Wayne, Loose Nuts LaPierre
NRA Spokesperson Dana Loesch: Failed Spokesmodel, Lethal Loesch
George Will nicknames: Admiral Weiner, The Assmaster, Will Tell, The Commissioner, The Post Washington Journalist, Faux News Philosopher
Joe Lieberman nicknames: Traitor Joe, Trader Joe, Joe Stalin, Lieber Dish, Holy Joe, Jihad Joe, Jo(k)e, Joe Doberman
Joe Scarborough nicknames: Scar 'Bro, Squint, Mourning Joe, Morning Joe
Herman Cain nicknames: Black Walnut (himself), Black Wall Nut (Michael R. Burch), The Murk of Cain (Michael R. Burch), Cornbread
Haley Barbour nicknames: Boss Hogg, Barbourian, Barbarian, BarbAryan
Condoleeza Rice nicknames: CON-die, Con Diva, Mistress Condi, Condo Leaser Rice, Con-Dough-Leeza
National Security Adviser Susan Rice nicknames: The Trump Unmasker, The Oxfordian, The Valedictorian, Sportin', Spo'
UAE Crown Prince Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed al-Nahyan nicknames: Money Geyser, The Trump Gusher
Attorney General Sally Yates nicknames: Long Tall Sally, Sally Forth
Director of the U.S. Office of Government Ethics Walter Shaub: Mission Impossible, The Trust Buster, Trump's Worst Nightmare, Mr. Clean Heart
Jerry Falwell Jr. nicknames: Junior, Junior League Jerry, Jerry Fallhell
Louise Linton nicknames: Lyin' Linton, The Lyin' Queen, Zimbabwe Barbie, Marie Antoinette, Mrs. Mnuchin, Mrs. Gnu Chin
Eric Bolling nicknames: Bolling Balls (after he allegedly sent lewd pictures of himself to Fox colleagues), Boll Weavel, Boll Weasel, Boll Evil
Andy Hemming nicknames: Hemming-Way, Hemming and Hawing Andy, The Trump Stroker
Martin Shkreli nicknames: Hedge Hog, The Shortstop, Sad Supervillain, Pharma Monster, Pharma Bro, Pharma Douche, Smarm Bro
Alan Futerfas nicknames: Flutter Fast, The Hummingbird, The Criminal Defender, Miami Vice
Bob Marshall nicknames: Virginia's Chief Homophobe (himself), Toast, Unemployed, Done
Kathleen Hartnett White: Ole Queen Coal, The Fossil Fool
Michael Grimm: The Grimm Reaper, Grimey
Michael Wolff: The Wolffman, Total Loser and Zero Access (Donald Trump)
Hogan Gidley: Giddy Gidley, Gadfly Gidley, Hogan's Zero
Mark Burnett nicknames: Paddington Human (Stephen Colbert), Well-Coiffed Android, Male Model, Putin's Apprentice Producer
Robert Foresman nicknames: Bob, Manafort Clone, Rob Rosneft, Rob Ruble, Robert "Dark Side of the" Foresman
Thomas J. Barrack Jr. nicknames: Tom, Barrack Attack, Luminous Dome, Death Warmed Over, The Slave Colony Capitalist
Charles Gillespie nicknames: Swamp Thing (Breitbart), Jittery Republican Incumbent (Joel B. Pollak), The Unembracer (Donald Trump)
Council on Environmental Quality Chairperson Kathleen Hartnett White nicknames: Ole Queen Coal, Kathy Clown, Koch Addict, The Fossil Fool
David Broidy nicknames: Broidy Bunches
Senator James Elroy Risch nicknames: Risky Risch
Mark Zuckerberg nicknames: Zuck, Slayer
Reed Cordish nicknames: Greed Cordish, Hoardish Cordish
Robert Bentley nicknames: The Luv Guv, Obently, The Flim-Flam Man
Kay Ivey nicknames: Poison Ivey, The Child Luv Guv, The Alabama Madame
Joseph DiGenova nicknames: Little Joe, The Minion, Stupor Nova, The Conspiracy King, Mr. Alias
Mercedes Schlapp nicknames: Mercy, Mercedes Bends (Michael R. Burch), Schlapp the Schlep, Schlapp Happy
Joseph Otting nicknames: Outed Otting
Susan Collins nicknames: Susceptible Susan Suckup, Susan Sap, Lazy Susan, Credulous Collins
Corry Bliss nicknames: Ignorance is Bliss, Sorry Corry, Whorey Corry
Robert Lighthizer nicknames: Bob Light, Light Thighs, Spear Tipper (Steve Bannon)
Anthony Kennedy nicknames: The Swinger
Leonard Leo nicknames: Leo the Alt-Right Lion, The Lyin' Lion
Richard Burr nicknames: Burrhead, Old Burdick, Dick Burr
Wayne Berman nicknames: Brr-Man, The Cold One
Jesse Watters nicknames: The Key to our Idiocracy (GQ)
Matt Boyle nicknames: Matt Boil, Fever Blister
Rick Santorum nicknames: Pope Sanctimonious I, Rick Satan, Prick Sanatorium, Rick Insanatorium
Rod Blum nicknames: Bloomin' Idiot
Sheri A. Dillon nicknames: Gunsmoke, The Smoking Gun, Trump's Legal Beagle
nicknames Lamar Alexander nicknames: Lame Lamar, Hedy, Alexander the Ungreat, The Candyman, The Plaid Fraud
Marsha Blackburn nicknames: Creature from the Black Marsh, Marshy, Swampy
Diane Black nicknames: D.C. Diane, The Black Widow, Diane Tart, Diane Tort, Swamp Mistress
Sam Clovis nicknames: Beavis Clovis, the Walrus, the Boof-alo
Rick Scott nicknames: Prick Scott, Scott Free Prick, Pink Slip Rick, Governor Gollum, Skeletor
White House speechwriter David Sorenson nicknames: Sore Ass Sorenson
K. T. McFarland nicknames: Far-Out McFarland, The Ditz, McFibber

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