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Kellyanne Conway Nicknames

This page contains the best Kellyanne Conway nicknames that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself, such as Wrongway Conway, Miss Misinformation and The Trump Hisser.

Kellyanne Conway nicknames have been coined by Stephen Colbert, SNL, Donald Trump, Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump, Randy Rainbow, Joe Scarborough, Cliff Sims, Bess Levin, Frank Bruni, David Horsey, Jim Newell, and others. 



Kellyanne Conway is Trump's Skeletor in the Closet. According to Cliff Sims, she would leak to twenty reporters at a time, so call her the Palaver Cadaver.

That pale corona of hair is proof that Kellyanne Conway is Coronavirus in Human Form, and the first semi-functional prototype of a Human-COVID Hybrid. The coronavirus has been so impressed with her efforts on its behalf that it has named her Miss Coronavirus 2020!


Top Ten Kellyanne Conway Nicknames


Wrongway Conway (Michael R. Burch)
Kellyanne Con-Artist (Randy Rainbow)
The Spin-Mistress (Bess Levin), The Spinstress (Michael R. Burch) and The Sinister Spinster (Michael R. Burch)
Miss Misinformation (Michael R. Burch)
Mistress Goebbeldegook
The Trump Whisperer (Frank Bruni) and The Trump Hisser (Michael R. Burch)
Motor Mouth (David Horsey)
Pivot Harpy
Nails (Ivanka Trump), Crybaby (Donald Trump) and Cruella de Vil (Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump)
Nutter Consigliere (Jim Newell) and Vichy (Stephen Romanenghi)

The Hells Belles are, collectively, Kellyanne Conway, Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Betsy DeVos.

Kellyanne Conway, Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham are known collectively as the Pundettes and the Blonde Bombshills (the latter coined by Michael R. Burch).

To their credit, Kellyanne Conway's husband George Conway and her daughter Claudia Conway are never-Trumpers. George Conway created the hashtag #IMPOTUS for Donald Trump when he was impeached.


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Barbie Riefenstahl (Leni Riefenstahl created pro-Hitler films and propaganda)
Nazi Barbie
Anti-Democracy Delilah

Delilah cut Samson's hair to rob him of his power; Kellyanne Con-Way cuts our rights to ribbons.

Death Star Delilah
Spinster Without Portfolio (Hermann Goring and Rudolph Hess were Ministers Without Portfolios)
Spin Doctor Extraordinaire (The Week)
Kelly Spam Conway
Pinocchio Rose
Minister of Alternate Truth
The Mercenary (Jim Newell)
Fatal Attraction (SNL)
Fatal Detraction (Michael R. Burch)
Queen of Vipers (based on Team of Vipers by Cliff Sims)
Soulless Cretin (Daily Kos)

Our Lady of the Leak (pun on Lady of the Lake)
The Gossip Geyser
Old Unfaithful
The Palaver Cadaver (Michael R. Burch)
Free Agent (Joe Scarborough)
Fact-Free Agent (Michael R. Burch)
The High Priestess of Alternative Facts
The High Priestess of Babble-on (Michael R. Burch)
Satan's Trophy Wife (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")
Keeper of the Chamber of Secrets (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")

Skeletor in the Closet (Michael R. Burch)
Nutcracker Brought to Partial Life (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")
Cartoon Villain Brought to Life (Cliff Sims)
Pale Derider (Michael R. Burch),
Bride of Dreckula (Michael R. Burch)
Bride of Trumpenstein (Michael R. Burch)

Miss Machination (Cliff Sims)
The American Sniper of West Wing Marksmen (Cliff Sims)
The Kushner Crusher

Backstabbing Barbie
Bullshit Barbie
Propaganda Barbie
Kristallnacht Barbie
Alt-Right Barbie
Skeletal Barbie
Sadly Aging and Sagging Barbie
Sewer Rat Barbie
Snowflake Barbie
Kenless Barbie (pun on "knowledge-less")

Kooky Kelly
Kooky Kellyanne Konway
Con-Way Twitter ("Can we con our way to the presidency, using Twitter?")
Con-Way Twit
Killy-Anne Con-Way

Bleached Blonde Blatherer
The Pundette
She Conduit (as in, "she can do it" by getting a con elected president)
Smelly Anne Con-Job
Smelly Anne Can-Way
Smelly Kelly (Allan Ishac)
Smelly Kelly (by Allan Ishac for "putting her stinki'ní stocking feet up on my Oval Office couch!")

Smellyanne Can-Way claims reporters who "talk smack" about Trump must be canned. But then shouldn't Trump be fired because he talks smack about so many people? And hasn't the Hissy-Fit Hypocrite done a lot of smack-talking herself?

Miss Shutdown
Trump's Shutdown Apologist
Mademoiselle Milquetoast (because she never stands up to Trump, even when millions of Americans are suffering)

Dishonorable Mention Kellyanne Conway Nicknames: Alex Forrest Gump, Mistress of Propaganda, Spawn of the Undead, The Crypt Keeper, The Cryptomaniac, Orwellian Anne, The Cold One, Snow Flake, Snow Cone, Death Warmed Over, The Crypt Mistress, The Cryptologist, Mummy Dearest, Ghoul of My Dreams, Girlzilla, Corpse Bride, The Cadaver, Cruella de Vile, Skeletor, Blonde Golem, Blonde Medusa, Alternative Blonde, Con Air, The Shiva Diva, Kellyanne Cuntway, Blunder Woman, Spinderella, Saggedy Anne, Haggardy Anne, Coulter 45 (Michael R. Burch), Nutcracker Tweet (Michael R. Burch), Blueberry (her Secret Service code name), The Trump Loyalist, Killer Kel, The Leaking Liar, The No. 1 Leaker (The Week)

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