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Paul Ryan Nicknames

This page contains the best Paul Ryan nicknames that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself.

Paul Ryan nicknames have been coined by Donald Trump, Mitt Romney's staff, George W. Bush, Stephen Colbert, Dan Rather, Steve Bannon, his classmates, and Esquire.

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Paul Ryan, better known as Lyin' Ryan, is the Eddie Munster of American politics. But he's not as harmless as he looks. Paul Ruin is an NRA stooge and lackey who takes blood money in return for protecting gun dealer profits rather than children's lives. Pious Paul is also a fervent protector of the 1% and their interests. Trump's little Enabling Weasel is ever and always up to no good. Aryan Ryan has made millions by catering to white nationalists and their fear of "the other." The Randroid's hero is Ayn Rand and he seems intent on creating a new Dystopia in the United States.

Donald Trump called Paul Ryan a Know-Nothing on the subject of immigration and birth citizenship. (Of course it takes one to know one.) Lyin' and Cryin' Ryan whined that he believes in the Constitu-SHUN , which is why he can deny true equality to women, gays, minorities and non-Christians. Which Know-Nothing will come out on top? Tune into Faux News for a dumbed-down report!

Newsweek called Cryin' Ryan's decision not to run for reelection in 2018 a "Titanic, tectonic shift." We think it was more of a Teuton-ic shift, and perhaps a shaft engineered by Hair Hitler


Top Ten Paul Ryan Nicknames

Lyin' Ryan
Cryin' Ryan
Boy Scout (Donald Trump), Boy Spout, Cub Scout, Club Scout and Brownie (all by Michael R. Burch)
The Know-Nothing (Donald Trump)
Pious Paul
Paul Ruin
Aryan Ryan and The A-ryan
Trump's Cheerleader (Dan Rather)
The Brown Noser (he was voted "Biggest Brown-Noser" by his graduating class in 1988; he grew up to brown-nose Trump)
House Speaker and Cyborg Learning to Smile Paul Ryan (Stephen Colbert)

The Nana Killer
The Granny Killer
Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver (Charles Pierce of Esquire)
The Cra$$ A$$hole
The Soup Kitchen A$$a$$in

The Stench
Rathole (George W. Bush)
Squeaker of the House
Squeaker of the Mouse

Gilligan (allegedly this is what Mitt Romney's campaign staff called Paul Ryan behind his back)
Eddie Munster
Beaver Cleaver
Eddie Haskell
Eddie Haskell's Less Lovable Punk Brother (Michael R. Burch)
Alfalfa
The Little Rascal

Dying Dog (Donald Trump, as quoted by Cliff Sims)
Enabling Weasel (Laura Clawson)
The Fiscal Weasel
Trump's Lap Weasel
Weasel Boy
Human Vermin

The Serial Biller
Sir Spendalot
Pampered Paul Ryan

NRA Stooge
The Third Stooge

Wisconsin's Worst Export
Little Cheesehead

Ryan Rand (Ayn Rand is his hero)
Ayn Ryan
The Randite
The Aryan Ayn Rand Paul
The Randroid
Ryan Roboto
The Paulbot
Paul Borg

Paul Pot (pun on Pol Pot)
Paul Pottymouth

Ryan's Hopeless
Blue-Eyed Snidely Whiplash Wannabee

Petty Paul
Petite Paul
Puny Paul
Pitiful Paul

Paulie
Paulie Walnuts
Ducknuts
Lame Duck
Lame Ducknuts
The Retiree

Rising and Trending Paul Ryan Nicknames

Paul "Stonewall" Ryan (because he never gets anything done while stonewalling progress)
Ryan's Nope (Paul Ryan says "nope" to decency, equality, tolerance and justice)

Dishonorable Mention: The Trump Enabler, The Trump Whisperer, Mr. 1%, Limp-Dick MF-er (Steve Bannon), P.D. (his middle name is Davis), Piddles, Puddles, Small-Ball Ryan, The Wear Wolf, The Wallflower, The Brander, The Cutter, Cutty Snark, Failin' and Flailin' Ryan, Fryin' Ryan, Sighin' Ryan, Zion Ryan, The Janesville Juvenile, Neanderthal Paul Ryan, Loser Paul, The Teenage Werewolf, The Irish Undertaker, Professor Ryan, Professor Powerpoint, Darth Ryan, Beetlebrow, Paul Putz, Ryan Retard, Budget Badger, The Janesville Joker, Gabe from the Office, The UberNeuman, Split Romney, Spit Romney, Shit Romney, Mitt Robbed Me, Soup Kitchen Ryan, Milhouse Van Houten, The GOP's Golden Boy, BS Boy, The Mansplainer, Flyin' Ryan

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