Donald Trump "45" Nicknames
This page has the best Trump nicknames related to "American president number 45" that I have been able to find, and a few that I came up with myself during the search. Many Americans—myself included—refuse to combine the words "President" and "Trump." For me, he is just Trump. But other Americans have gone a step further, and refer to Trump as either "it" or the number 45.
The Top Ten Trump President #45 Nicknames
(#1) Dolt 45 ― a pun on Colt 45 (first he'll drive you to drink, then he'll make you want to shoot yourself!)
(#2) Broken 45 ― Trump is like a broken record that keeps repeating the same weak s**t over and over and over ...
(#3) THE BEAST 45 ― Ivanka Trump said there's a special place in hell for people who prey on children; for example, her father!
(#4) Cuck 45 ― in South Africa, 4-5 is slang for "penis"
(#5) Størmer 45 ― the number 45 is known as a Størmer number, and Trump is very popular with the neo-Nazi Daily Stormer website
(#5) Stormy 45 ― porn star Stormy Daniels claimed that she can describe Trump's "junk" in intimate detail
(#6) It 45 ― think of Cousin It on the Addumbs Family!
(#7) It Hurl 45 ― pun on "It Girl"
(#8) That Thang 45 ― Trump thinks he's "the thing" and he talks about his sex organ a lot, thus "thang"
(#9) The 45 ― as if Trump is the only thing that matters
(#10) '45 ― 1945 was the end of Nazi Germany and Adolf Hitler
Dishonorable Mention: #trump45, #45, Drumpf 45, Dump 45, MAGA 45 (Make America Grate Again), 45 MPH (Mistruths Per Hour), Trump 45, 45 Swastika, Cold 45, The 45% Solution, 45 Degree Wrong Angle, Hyper Extension, 45 Shades of Shit, The '45 Villains (The Joker, Dr. Evil, Regina George, The Wicked Witch of the West, The Red Queen, Hitler, et al)
He Who Must Not Be Named ― What can you call Trump when you no longer wish to utter his name? Here are some short but not-so-sweet suggestions: 45, it, thang, Tweety, Twitler, T-Rump, Drumpf, Drumpfkopf, Man-Baby (Jon Stewart), Big Baby and Fat Blabby (Lewis Black), Genghis Can't and Genghis Cant (Michael R. Burch), Moron/Idiot (Steve Bannon, Rex Tillerson, Rupert Murdoch and others, per Michael Wolff), Kook (Lindsey Graham), Crazy (Jared Kushner, James Comey), Dinky Donny (Cher), Voldemort (Rosie O'Donnell)
People who have avoided using Trump's name with the word "president" include Oprah Winfrey, Whoopi Goldberg, Meryl Streep, John Lewis, Bernice King (the daughter of Martin Luther King Jr.), Jerry Brown, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton. The widespread usage of "45" as a pejorative nickname for Trump was first introduced by actor Laurence Fishburne during his guest appearance on Comedy Central’s The Daily Show with Trevor Noah on January 26th, 2017 ...
Fishburne: We don’t need to spend any more time worrying about what 45 is doing, or what 45 and his administration are doing.
Noah: Wait, that's hilarious, you don't call him by his name?
Fishburne: 45.
The picture above―the earliest known image of The Donald―is evidence that he was suckled in Emperor Palpatine’s romper room.
He is a Man-Baby. He has the physical countenance of a man, and a baby's temperament and tiny hands.―Jon Stewart
The Top Ten Donald Trump Nicknames
(#1) THE ANTICHRIST — when the prophets spoke of the "Trump of Doom" and a "little horn" were they speaking literally? (For a YUGE slew of 666 connections, see Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?)
(#2) Short-Fingered Vulgarian — by Graydon Carter (a nickname Trump hates because he thinks it implies that he is under-endowed "down there")
(#3) Agent Orange — by Anonymous (a lethal product of deMonsanto and DonSatan)
(#4) Golden Wrecking Ball — by Sarah Palin (who was not trying to be funny, but ended up being all too accurate ... so sad!)
(#5) Fuckface von Clownstick, Comedy Entrapment and Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole (the UNAbomber?) — by Jon Stewart
(#6) The White Kanye ― by Bill Maher (or is Trump more accurately the Yellow-ish-Orange Kanye?)
(#7) Lord Voldemort, Orange Anus and Snake Oil Salesman — by Rosie O'Donnell
(#8) The Trump of Doom — by Michael R. Burch (adopted from the Bible and first used in a possibly prophetic Facebook post on September 11, 2015)
(#9) The White Pride Piper — Trump is the poster boy for the "Make AmeriKKKa Grate Again" movement of white supremacists, neo-nazis and skinheads
(#10) Man-Baby — by Jon Stewart (this one inspired an avalanche of jokes and similar nicknames)
Welcome to the largest online collection of Trump-related nicknames, puns and jokes—all completely free and without annoying ads (we too loathe pop-ups). Now you can astound your friends and confound your political foes with the perfect nicknames for every occasion! Trump nicknames range from A to Z, from Agent Orange to the Zodiac Biller. My favorites include Putin's Puppet, Hair Hitler, Hair Fuhrer, The New Furor, Adolph Twitler, Tweety, Tsarzan, King Gorge, Conigula, Gingervitis and Dire Abby. Then there are "superhero" nicknames like Bratman, Stuporman and The Super Duper. But perhaps no nickname captures the "real Donald Trump" better than his real name, Donald Drumpf, and the inspired variation Donald Drumpfkopf. You can employ your browser's search feature or use CTRL-F to find nicknames for Trump's family, friends and lapdogs. My favorites include Melanoma (Melania Trump), Proxy Wife (Ivanka Trump), Aide de Kampf (Jared Kushner), Wrongway Conway (Kellyanne Conway), Koch Addict (Mitch McConnell), Cruella DeVile (Betsy DeVos), Paul Ruin (Paul Ryan), Detourney General (Jeff Sessions) and HUD Ornament (Ben Carson). We also have Trump family nicknames like The Brooklyn Hillbullies and Trump administration nicknames like Moscow on the Hudson, the Ogle Office and The White Supremacist House, so please prepare to be entertained!
If you want to keep up with Santa Claws on his Slay Ride, please check out Trump Christmas (but please be advised that some of the images are very dark and scary, and may not be appropriate for children!).
NOTE: After our captioned pictures of Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper, there are literally thousands of Donald Trump nicknames sorted into categories like Senile Trump Nicknames, Trump Sexual Assault Nicknames, Trump Unusual Coloration Nicknames, Trump Hairdo (and Hair-don't) Nicknames, etc. If you're looking for something in particular, just keep scrolling down and you're sure to find it (and a lot more)!
Q: What do you call it when a Man-Baby takes over the American government?
A: Coup d'Tot!
The Incredible Shrinking President uses the world's smallest pen and desk to sign his latest dick-tatorial proclamations. The women pictured are nannies beseeching the Boy Blunder to take a nap and stop bullying the world, but the Terroristic Man-Toddler will have none of that! Bratman believes in ACTION! According to CIA Director Mike Pompeo, the mADD Man-Imp prefers his "intelligence" to be delivered with colorful pie charts, maps, pictures, videos and "killer" graphics. In other words, make military intelligence more entertaining, more exciting, more fun―like a CARTOON! Such is the Boychurian Candidate's latest thought bubble! Fortunately the Combover Kid's undersized hands are too tiny, weak and delicate to key in the nuclear codes, but it's not for his lack of trying to destroy the world!
Trump's nannies applaud as Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper learns to operate a safety pen with his teeny-tiny fingers. The Brooklyn Brat is certainly proud of his "big boy" accomplishment. But so far no one has been able to potty-train the Boss Baby's mouth (much less his Twitter account)! Liddle Donnie Diaperpants was very excited by his unexpected victory in the 2016 presidential election: "And after I had won, everybody was calling me from all over the world! I never knew we had so many countries!" Yes, and now Superbrat can do his three favorite things at the same time: cheat at golf, lie about how good he is at golf, and destroy the world in between putts!
Man-Toddler Trump holds his bottle tightly, with two undersized infant hands, to avoid spills! The septuagenarian Water Boy―no, make that Water Baby―once belittled bullied Marco Rubio for needing water while on stage. But even Rubio the Unready was able to drink water one-handed!
To see how Trump fulfills Biblical prophecies, just click the hyperlink.
White House insiders have been calling the president Don Corleone and Dumb Corleone because of his mob boss mentality. His oldest son Donald Trump Jr. is Fredo (the dumb son who keeps shooting himself in the foot), while Ivanka is Michael (the smart one). There is no doubt that Ivanka is the Gaud Father's favorite, since he gave her a position in his administration along with her husband Little Lord Fauntleroy. But if Junior is Fredo, wouldn't that make Senior another Fredo? Better call Puffed Up Daddy and his eldest son Dumb and Dumber! But where does this name game leave Eric Trump, another Chip Off The Old Blockhead who may be the dumbest of them all? Is Eric too dumb to be promoted to Sonny? They seem to be a trio of Fredos, so call them the All Fredos or Alfredos for short! But let's not rush to judgment: Bill Maher has compared the Trump brothers to another ill-begotten duo: Uday and Qusay Hussein. That would make their father So Damn Insane, and it certainly seems to suit him.
The Top Ten Donald Trump Jr. nicknames ...
Junior and Donald Dunce Jr.
Son of Drumpf
Donald Drumpfkopf the Lesser
The Good Boy (Donald Trump Sr.)
Ponyboy
The Boy Blunder and Booby
Chip Off the Old Blockhead
Take your pick: Putin's Puppet / Puppy / Proxy / Protégé / Poodle / Lapdog
Fredo Corleone and Frito Corleone and Fraido (because like Fredo he's afraid of his father)
The Bedwetter and Diaper Don (because in college he would get drunk, pass out and wet the bed)
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Currently Rising: Quasi-Dodo the Hunchback of Notre Shame, after Trump curtsied submissively before the Saudi king in his first official act as an American president abroad. The Big Dipper dropped a pretty little curtsey (for a Shambling Sasquatch, that is) while receiving the Gilded Collar of King Salman Abdulaziz al-Saud. This, after Two-Faced Trump had blasted President Obama for a much more dignified and reserved half-bow several years before, tweeting at the time: "Do we want a President who bows to the Saudis?" A meek little curtsey, however prettily delivered, is far less presidential than a half-bow, so let's add Hippo-CRAZY, The Hissy-Fit Hypocrite and the Hypocritic Oaf to our ever-expanding list of Trump nicknames.
Trump Sexual Assault Nicknames ...
The Serial Feeler — see Donald Trump's War on Women
President Weinstein
President Pussygrabber
Boldfinger
The Great Gropesby (Michael R. Burch)
Donald DeGonad (Bob Corker accused Trump of publicly castrating Rex Tillerson!)
Hair Groepenfuehrer
Feel Marshall Trump (Michael R. Burch)
Julius Seize Her (Michael R. Burch)
Seize Her Disgustus (Michael R. Burch)
Mark Anatomy (Michael R. Burch)
The Roamin' Seizer (Michael R. Burch)
Edward Seizerhands (Michael R. Burch)
Melania's Burden
Creep Throat ("Donald Trump is his own Deep Throat. He's Creep Throat."―Seth Meyers)
The Twat Twit
The Impotentate
"Yay for us! We just robbed 23 million Americans of their healthcare and 53 million of protection from discrimination for preexisting conditions! We are the Winners, and who the hell cares about the losers?" (And why is Trump cheering a bill that he would later call "mean, mean, mean" in private?)
Mitch McConnell, the Hyperactive Death Hamster, keeps vigorously pedaling the TrumpCare wheel of doom. Mitch the Snitch wants to snatch healthcare away from millions of Americans as quickly as possible. "This is just the beginning!" he squeaked happily at the thought of so much suffering and death, "Look, we can't let this moment slip by!" Why? Because "with a surprise election comes great opportunities to do things we never thought were possible!"
The Top Ten Mitch McConnell Nicknames ...
The Turtle (Jon Stewart) and The Napping Turtle (Michael R. Burch)
Fuckface McTurtlebitch
Mitch MuckSquirtle
Shirknado and Shirknerdough (Michael R. Burch)
The Hyperactive Death Hamster
The Lethal Chipmunk
Angry Cheek Pouches
Koch Addict (Michael R. Burch)
Mitch McConHell (Michael R. Burch)
Mitch the Snitch / Mitch the Bitch / Mitch the Snitch-Bitch / Mitch the Glitch / Mitch the Twitch / Mitch the Shitz / Mitch the Fritz / Mitch Switch Bait / Pitchman Mitch / Ditch McConnell (as we all should!)
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Have no fear, Acting President Jared Kushner is here! Cushy Kushner makes all the major decisions while Truant Trump tweets, poses for photo-ops, gropes women's genitals, sentences babies and grannies to death, cheats at golf, then brags about his "accomplishments" and campaigns for reelection.
We can all breathe a sigh of relief because Jared "Jarhead" Kushner is at the ISIS front, using his real-estate negotiation skills to counsel our enemies and console our troops!
The Top Ten Jared Kushner Nicknames ...
Vanilla ISIS
Ralph Lauren of Arabia (@ChannelTrump)
Cushy Kushner and Little Cushball (Alec Baldwin on SNL)
Aide de Kampf (Michael R. Burch)
Putin's Puppet and Putin's Protégé
Fratsputin
The Easebroker
Complete Fucking Idiot (Samantha Bee)
Little Lord Fauntleroy (Duratti on Daily Kos)
Channel 666 (Jared Kushner and his wife, Ivanka Trump, own the most expensive single building in the U.S. at 666 Fifth Avenue, purchased for $1.8 billion or 6+6+6 billion)
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The Top Ten Ivanka Trump Nicknames ...
Ivanka Tramp
Proxy Wife
Trophy Daughter and The First Lady-Daughter
Ivanka Wanker (I Wanna Wank Her)
Ivanka Spanker (I Wanna Spank Her)
Nordic Goddess and The Norwegian Wood Inducer
Kushner's Crush and Kushner's Cush Toy
The Favorite and The Hot One
The Smart One and Michael (after Michael Corleone, "the smart one" in the Godfather movies)
I Candy
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The Top Ten Melania Trump nicknames ...
The Slovenian Sphinx (Maureen Dowd)
First Babe
Third Lady (after Ivana Trump and Marla Maples)
Melanoma
Melania Antoinette
The Ice Queen (Gloria Erin Ryan)
The Superglamorous Stepford Wife (André Leon Talley)
The Man-Baby Sitter and The Trump Sitter
The Trump Swatter (after she slapped her husband's hand away on an airport runway in Israel)
The Apprentice Bride and Bride of Trumpenstein
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Trump Administration, Cabinet, Supporter, Follower and Lapdog Nicknames ...
Moscow on the Hudson
The Romper Room (after Trump attorney Ty Cobb said that he and General Kelly are "the only adults in the room" at the White House)
The Ogle Office
Mire-a-Lago
The Adult Day Care Center (after Senator Bob Corker used those words, pointing out that Trump requires adult supervision!)
Grassroots Hobbits (Steve Bannon)
The Island of Misfit Toys (Steve Bannon, describing the Trump campaign)
Sinking Ship of State (Steve Bannon)
President Beavis and the Buttheads
The Bazaar (Republican Senator Bob Corker)
The Bizarre Bazaar (Michael R. Burch)
The Grifters (Valerie Plame)
Trolls Galore (Hillary Clinton)
Amoral Flying Monkeys (Keith Olbermann)
Steve Bannon’s Alt-Right Swamp (Vogue)
Tweety and the Twits
The Kremlin Gremlins
The Far Slide
The Lords of Misrule
The Hinternationalists (Michael R. Burch)
Amateur Hour at the White House
Celebrity Presidential Apprentice
Hair Hitler and the Whigs (Michael R. Burch)
Blingtime for Hitler (Michael R. Burch)
Trump-Pence None the Retcher (Michael R. Burch)
The White Supremacist House (Michael R. Burch)
The West Wing Sexual Assault Emporium (Michael R. Burch)
AmeriKlan Idols
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Damien Trump and his Stepford Wives meet Pope Francis, who is obviously uncomfortable in the presence of such Darkness and angles his cross slightly to keep them at bay!
Trump Family Nicknames ...
The Stepfordians
Scamalot (pun on Camelot and the Kennedy family)
The KKKardashians
The Brooklyn Hillbullies (Michael R. Burch)
Donald Duck Dynasty
The Cluster Schmucks (Michael R. Burch)
The Four Norsemen of the Trumpocalypse (Michael R. Burch)
The Cold Ones
The Children of the Corn
Donald and the Douchebags
Hitler's Revenge on the United States
Poor Little Bitch Kids
The Bitches of Eastwick
Marco Roboto hugs the First-Lady-Daughter, Ivanka Trump ... talk about uncomfortable!
Immature Trump Nicknames ...
The Alpha Male Crybaby (George F. Will)
Big Baby (Lewis Black)
Birther Boy
Boss Baby Trump
Little Trump (Newt Gingrich: "The little Trump is frankly pathetic.")
The Boy Blunder
The Boychurian Candidate (Michael R. Burch, a pun on Manchurian Candidate)
Bratman
Bratworst (pun on "bratwurst")
The Brooklyn Brat
The Combover Kid
Donald the Menace
Dyslexic Donlad
Felonious Punk
The Kindergarten Fop (Michael R. Burch)
The Imperious Adolescent (Doug Elmets)
An Inconvenient Youth (Michael R. Burch)
The Infantalist (David Brooks)
L'Enfant Terrible
Man-Baby (Jon Stewart)
Man-Toddler Trump
Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper (Michael R. Burch)
Small Hands Trump Nicknames ...
Short-Fingered Vulgarian (Graydon Carter)
Short-Fingered Totalitarian
Twinkle Fingers Trump
Babyfingers Trump
Le Petit Prince Daisyfingers (Michael R. Burch)
Little Donnie Diddlefingers (Michael R. Burch)
The Tiny-Handed Tyrant
Senile Trump Nicknames
Old Fart
Paunch-o
The Walking Talking Basket Case
Mentally Deranged Dotard (Kim Jong Un)
Lunatic Old Man (Korean Central News Agency)
The Doddering Demagogue
The Slurmaster
Old Slurpee
Flabby Trump Nicknames ...
Fat Blabby (Lewis Black)
Big Baby (Lewis Black)
The Great Gutsby (Michael R. Burch)
Porky Pig and The New York Pork Dork (because Trump and his companies have taken so much "pork" from federal, state and local governments)
Humpty Trumpty
King Gorge (Michael R. Burch)
Big Donald (coined by Marco Rubio) and Pig Donald (a variation coined by feminists)
Trump Apocalypse Nicknames ...
Duke Nuke 'Em
Dr. Strangelove
mADD Max
The Fourth Dorkman of the Apocalypse (Michael R. Burch)
Terminator Trump
THE BEAST (the prophets of the Bible)
Little Horn (the prophets of the Bible)
The Trump of Doom (the prophets of the Bible)
Darkness Incarnate
Damien Trump (after the Antichrist figure in the Omen movies)
The Tenfold Terminator
Doomsday Donnie
The Great Whore of Babble-On — see Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?
Trump Hairdo (and Hair-don't) Nicknames ...
The Combover Kid
Mr. Wiggy Piggy
Mr. Wiggly Piggly
Hair Hitler (pun on Herr Hitler)
Hair Furor (pun on Herr Fuhrer)
Mein Hair (pun on Mein Herr)
Hairman Mao
Dead Wombat Toupée
The Mad Hatter and The Mad Hater
The Hair Trigger A$$a$$in
The Golden I-Con ("I con 'do it! "I con 'do it! I know I con!")
Human-Toupée Hybrid
Toupée Fiasco
Squirrelwig McRacistPants
Con Hair (pun on the movie "Con Air")
Hair Force One
Trump Fowl & Foul Nicknames ...
Chicken Donald (Martin O'Malley)
Chicken Little
The Cuck of the Walk (Michael R. Burch)
Donald Cluck
Donald Clusterf*ck
Chickensh*t
Donald Chickenheart
Booster Hogburn
Trump Gold and Money Nicknames ...
The Gold Flake (Michael R. Burch)
The Gold Bug
The Gold Digger
The Gold Rigger
Rigger Mortis
The Shillsbury Doughboy
Darth Goldplater
Golden Wrecking Ball (Sarah Palin, who was not trying to be funny, but ended up being all too accurate ... so sad!)
Gold Faithful (Trump worships gold and erupts with anger on a regular basis)
Fool's Gold
Mr. Golden Shower
The Gold Star Insulter (after Trump insulted a Gold Star family who lost a son who was defending his country)
Mr. Moneybags
Mammon's Lam-Man
The Golden Calf of Doom
The Keeper of the Golden Commode
Trump Swamp Nicknames ...
Swampy
The Swamp Stocker
Creature from the Orange Lagoon
The Gold Man Sucks President (after Trump "drained the swamp" only to stock it with his crocodilian Goldman Sachs donors)
The Swamp Drainer (Kellyanne Conway)
THE SWAMPLAND SALESMAN
Big Agenda Trump
The Vulture Crapitalist
Trump Leak Nicknames ...
The Perpetual Fountain of Lies (Charles M. Blow)
Old Unfaithful ("When Trump's lips are moving, lies are spouting regular as clockwork."―Michael R. Burch)
The Blowhard
The Spigot
The Leak Sneak
Trump Golf Nicknames ....
The Caddy Hack
The Caddy Hacker
The Fast & The Furious Vacationer (the Trumpster interrupted his 17-day golf vacation to start WWIII, then quickly resumed hacking)
Mr. Mulligan
The Dorf Golfer (Dorf was a Tim Conway character in a famous skit "Dorf on Golf")
Trump Dictator (Dick-Tater?) and Fascist Nicknames ...
The New Furor
Trumpen Furor
Mein Furor
Mein Trumpf
Shitler
Twitler
Adolph Twitler
Drumpfkopf
The Apprentice Führer (Ben Judah)
Casino Mussolini (Samantha Bee)
Dear Leader
Der Leader
Fearful Leader
The Tin-Pot Despot (Nicholas Kristof)
Tsar Trumpov
Tsar Ridickulous (by Michael R. Burch, a pun on Tsar Nicholas)
Tsarzan (by Michael R. Burch)
Genghis Con (Michael R. Burch)
Genghis Can't and Ganghis Cant (Michael R. Burch)
Il Douche and Ill Douche
The Mandarin Candidate
Daddy Warbucks
Kremlingate/Comeygate/Russiagate/Putingate/Votergate Nicknames ...
Comrade Trumputin
The Brooklyn Bolshevik
The Siberian Candidate
Putin's Puppet
Putin's Poppet
Putin's Rasputin
Putin's Useful Idiot
Putin's C*ck-Holster (Stephen Colbert)
Putin's Putty
Putin's Proxy
Putin's Bitch
Lavrov's Dog (pun on Pavlov's Dog)
Lavrov's Lapdog
Putin's Pampered Poodle
Lenin's Gremlin
Stalin's Paladin
Donny Moscow
Colorful Trump Nicknames ...
Mango Mussolini
Mango Mugabe
Marmalade Mugabe
Cinnamon Hitler
Persimmon Hitler
Ginger Hitler
Gingervitis (Michael R. Burch)
Sunkist Stalin
Tangerine Palpatine
Tangerine Voldemort
Tangerine Tornado (SNL's Church Lady, played by Dana Carvey)
Angry Pumpkin
Angry Creamsicle
The Fanta Menace
The Fanta Ranter
Orange Julius and Orange Foolius
Orange Mephistopheles
Orange Sauron
Orangutan and OranguTang
Der Pumpkinfurher
Pumpkin Pinochet
Apricot Poll Pot
Carrot Khomeini
Cheddar Ceausescu
Dorito Duterte
Gouda Gaddafi
Ham Hussein
Yam Saddam
Peach Perón
Velveeta Vladimir
Salmon Voldemort
Cheesy Trump Nicknames ...
Cheez Whiz
Cheez Doodle (Maureen Dowd)
Cheez-It-in-Chief
Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
Cheeto Benito
Benito Cheetolini
Cheeto-in-Chief (also Cheato-in-Chief)
Screaming Cheeto
Angry Cheeto
The Big Cheeto
The Cheeto Bandito
Cheeto Voldemort
Cheeto von Tweeto
Cheeto Jesus
Cheeto Satan
Desperate Cheeto (Randy Rainbow)
Grabby Braggadocios Creep-o (Randy Rainbow)
Crabby Unproductive Creep-o (Randy Rainbow)
Frito Corleone
Frito Lay
Space Cadet Trump Nicknames ....
The Wrath of Con
Doom Emperor Trump
Darth Insidious
Darth Hideous
Darth Hater
Darth Goldplater
The Fanta Menace
Trump Movie Star Nicknames ...
Forrest Trump
Painman
Donnie Darko
Donnie Dorko
Trump Superhero Nicknames ...
The Loan Deranger
Bratman
Fatman
Stuporman
Duperman
Super Duper
The Incredible Bulk
Captain Tantastic
Captain Underpants
Captain Blunderpants
Captain Thunderpants
Captain Diaperpants
Captain James T. Smirk
Captain Outrageous (pun on Captain Courageous)
Captain Chaos
Captain Shamerica
Captain Un-America
Captain AmeriKKKa
Boldfinger (Michael R. Burch)
Optimus Grime (Michael R. Burch)
The Toxic Avenger
Sir Leakalot (Michael R. Burch)
Trump Tweet Nicknames ...
Tweety
Tweety Blurred
Tweetle-Dumb
Commander-in-Tweet
Boss Tweet
Tweet Twit
Trump Ego, Lies and Cons Nicknames ...
King of the Whoppers
King Con
The Abominable Showman
P. T. Burn 'Em
Pander Bear and Pander Hair (Elizabeth Harris Burch)
The Human Vanity Mirror (Michael R. Burch)
The Abominable Dough-Man
Don the Con
Conman-in-Chief
Thief-in-Chief
The Lyin' King (pun on "Lion King")
The King of Fake News
Trump Hypocrisy Nicknames ...
The HIPPO-crit (Trump criticizes everyone else at the drop of a hat―for instance, overweight women―but the YUGE tub of lard never looks in the mirror)
Hippo-CRAZY
Hippo-Crass
Hippo-Sh*t
The Hypocritic Oaf (Michael R. Burch)
Mob Boss Trump Nicknames ...
The Gaud Father
The Goad Farther
Al Cappuccino
Snarlin' Brando
Robert de Sneero
Dumb Corleone
Frito Corleone
Vincent von Gouge
Trump Inferno and Climate Nicknames ...
The Glowering Inferno
Trumpster Fire
Dumb-ster Fire (Michael R. Burch)
Bonfire of the Insanities (Michael R. Burch)
Ole King Coal (after Trump threatened to pull out of the Paris Accord on Climate Change)
The Climate Primate
Trump Clown Nicknames ...
Fuckface von Clownstick (Jon Stewart)
The Clown Prince
Orange Skelton
Orange Skeltor
McDonald Dump
Ronald McDonald Trump Bozo (Michael R. Burch)
Krusty the Killer Klown
Scrooge Grinch McGrump
Scrooge McTrump
The Oompa Loompa of Doom (Chris Riddell)
The Greatest Showboat on Earth (Michael R. Burch)
The Fraud-U-Lent President
Racist Trump Nicknames ...
The Ritz Cracker
Harvey Wallbanger
AmeriKKKLan Idol
President Snowflake (emphasis on "flake")
The Alt-Right Blight Inciter
The Kloset Klansman
Other New and Currently Rising Trump Nicknames ...
A piece of SHIT and an embarrassment to humankind (Reza Aslan)
The Illusionist (after the Drudge Report called it an "illusion" that Trump is a conservative)
Tax-and-Spend Trump
President Whiny-Ass Bitch
The Unfathomably Despicable Racist (Bill Pruitt, a former producer of The Apprentice, said Donald Trump made "unfathomably despicable" racist comments on the set of the show.)
Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
Lord of the Lies
The Queens Quisling
The Crooklyn Cuck
El Cid Vicious
Evel Con-Evil
The King of Queens
The Grim Weeper
Hair Mousse-olini
Hell Toupee
God's Gift to Comedy (Jerry Seinfeld)
The Prim Reaper
The Great Divider
The Heeler (The alt-right has a new rallying cry: "Heil Heeler!")
Rascalnikov (a pun on the name of the downward-spiraling criminal in Crime and Punishment)
TyrannaSoreAss Rex
Prontoboorus
POTUS ↔ Toilet POT U.S.
Hocus Pocus POTUS (Michael R. Burch)
Sir Prancealot
Sir Farcical
The Whim-Sickle President
Smarm Bro (will Smarm Bro pardon Pharma Bro?)
The So-Called President (LeBron James)
The Pariah (Kevin Durant said "We don't f*ck with him.")
Donnie John (Tina Fey)
The Creepy Crawler (Hillary Clinton said Trump made her skin crawl during their debates)
Race-Baiting Xenophobic Religious Bigot (Lindsey Graham)
Sir Bestalot, the Shining Knight of White Supremacy (former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke called Trump "the best of the lot")
MAN WITH A KLAN (The New Yorker, in an article about Trump's ties to white supremacists, including David Duke)
The Grand Lizard
The Ham-Handed Amateur (James Thurber)
The Hysteric (Vladimir Putin, who rebuked the Trump administration's "anti-Russian hysteria")
The Fringe Benefiter (Michael R. Burch)
Vulgarmort
Vulgarmortis
The Human Abortion (Mike Fernandez, a billionaire GOP mega-donor)
The Cruelest and Pettiest President Ever (George Takei, who played Sulu in the original Star Trek series)
The Colossal Scandal (David Remnick)
Daddy Whorebucks (richismo)
The Grifter (Valerie Plame)
Deaf Con One (Trump is deaf to his own stupidity and his cons are bringing us closer and closer to war: Defcon One)
Mr. Rushmore (Trump claims that he is second only to Lincoln and ready for enshrinement on Mt. Rushmore, after six months!)
Cra$$ A$$
The Fecal Point (yes, Trump is the focal point, but it's because he keeps exposing his enormous ass in public)
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