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This page contains the best Mark Meadows nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, and a few that I came up with myself ...
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Mark Meadows is called The Cold One because he's so pale he makes vampires seem positively ruddy. He's also much creepier than Count Dracula.
Mark Meadows, aka Scary Poppins, was Trump's last White House nanny. But when finally comes clean about Trump's treasonous coup, the Singing Meadow Lark will forevermore be known as Nanny Boo-Boo.
With Michael Cohen in prison, John Kelly retired, Rudy Giuliani apparently senile, and Mick Mulvaney banished to the outer darkness of Northern Ireland, Widdle Donnie Whinydiaper desperately needed a new Fixer. And because Mark the Narc had successfully neutered the US government in 2013 by shutting it down, he was the logical choice. Who better to complete the castration of American democracy on January 6 than the ultimate Trump Toady, Mark Meadows?
Mark Meadows, better known as Triple-K, insists: "I'm not a racist, just superior!" Furthermore, in his own words, he has "a black friend." One entire, whole black friend! Who'da thunk it? Never mind that he tried with all his white supremacist might to have President Obama "sent back" to Kenya. That's not racism, it's supremacy!
The Top Ten Mark Meadows Nicknames
Flipper
Fat Nerd (coined by Mark Meadows himself)
West Wing Nut
Idiot (John Boehner)
Nutjob
Trump's Nanny Boo-Boo (Michael R. Burch)
Scary Poppins (Michael R. Burch)
Easy Mark
The White House Chief of Graft
Graft Spree (Michael R. Burch)
"Special Friend" (Donald Trump, before)
Mark Meadows was Trump's "special friend" until he decided to tell the truth, after which Trump claimed Meadows was just a "low level flunky" and "errand boy" whom he hardly knew and rarely ever saw.
Covfefe Boy (Donald Trump, after)
Cabana Boy (Donald Trump, after)
Trump's Toady (Michael R. Burch)
The Brownnoser
We will always be able to tell Trump's mood by Mark Meadows' position; either he'll be having his ass soundly kicked, or he'll be brown-nosing Trump's with tremendous gusto:
Trump's Human Rubber Stamp
Trump's Human Doormat
Trump's Fixer
MAGA Megaphone
MAGA Megaphony
Hard Duty
Hazardous Booty
Human Enema
The Cold One
The Inhuman Torch
Bonfire Boy
Mr. Bonfire Pants
According to Cassidy Hutchinson, Mark Meadows' wife complained that he was burning so many documents in his fireplace that it was getting expensive for the drycleaners to get the "bonfire smell" out!
Triple-K
Poster Boy for White Supremacism
The Earl of Sandwich (he owned a sandwich shop)
Meadowlark Lemon (as in a very bad deal)
Meadowsnark Lemon (Michael R. Burch)
Meadowlark Felon (Michael R. Burch)
Meadowlark Mark (Michael R. Burch)
The Singing Meadow Lark (Michael R. Burch)
The Singing Meadow Lark will soon prove to be the Stinging Meadow Lark for treasonous Trump.—Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Mark Shredows
The Temp (Michael R. Burch, because Trump nannies never last long)
Acting President Meadows (at least until the next Trump tantrum)
Mark the Narc
Mark the Shark
Mark the Snark
Mark the Knife, a pun on "Mack the Knife"
Mark Antoinette ("Let them eat cake!")
Muckmaster Mark (Michael R. Burch)
Mark Muckup
The Suckup
The Fuckup (Donald Trump)
Darth Leprechaun
Darth Hater
Dark Mark
Dark Money Mark
Porky Prig
Mr. Moneybags
Easy Mark
Easy Money Mark
The Zookeeper
Kindergarten Cop
Kindergarten Kop
Wet Nurse Ratched
Strike Four (following Priebus, Kelly and Mulvaney)
Bottom of the Barrel
D.C. Dregs
The Trump Whisperer
The Trump Hisser
Trump's Enabler
Trump's Fixer
The Wall Nut
Mark Meadows is the co-founder of the euphemistically-named Freedom Caucus and Trump's latest nanny, er, White House Chief of Staff.
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