Mike Pence Nicknames
This page contains the best Mike Pence nicknames and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself. Mike Pence nicknames have been coined by comedians and other celebrities like Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, John Oliver, Rachel Maddow, Omarosa Manigault Newman, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, Donald Trump, George F. Will and Michelle Wolff.
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VICE President Mike Pence is THE COLD ONE
Mike Pence is The Vice Antichrist and a False Profit. On April 24 he predicted to Geraldo Rivera that "by Memorial Day weekend we will have this coronavirus epidemic behind us." That was just after the United States had passed 50,000 deaths. By the end of the Memorial Day weekend, the nation's coronavirus death toll had passed 100,000 and would soon double to 200,000 while still climbing rapidly and inexorably higher.
The coronavirus has officially recognized Mike Pence as its best human friend and ally, for all the lies he's told on behalf of the virus. You can find our Mike Pence coronavirus nicknames immediately below our top ten Pence nicknames.
In a Faustian bargain, Spineless Mike Pence sold his soul to the Trumpian Devil and now merely parrots whatever His Satanic Majesty says.
During Mike Pence's debate with Kamala Harris, his master showed up in his alter ego as the Lord of the Flies. Pence debated with a fly crawling around in his hair. At the same time Pence's left eye was hellishly red, resulting in observations such as:
Stephen Colbert called the fly Pence's "only black friend."
Stephen Colbert: "Oh my god, look at his hair! He's so full of crap, he's attracting flies!"
Stephen Colbert: "All jokes aside, thoughts and prayers to that fly's family. It's got to quarantine for two weeks now. We've got to get that fly to Walter Reed!"
Stephen Colbert: "That fly could have gotten out of a spider web faster. Pence uses so much hairspray, he was glued to the spot!"
Stephen Colbert: "It stayed there for over two minutes! Two minutes. Meaning that fly has a longer attention span than the president of the United States!"
Mika Brzezinski tweeted: "I miss the bug. It was best thing about him."
Mark Cuban tweeted: "Forever more this debate will be known as The Fly Debate."
Stephen King tweeted: "The fly knows."
Julia Louis-Dreyfus observed: "I really wish we had thought of this on @veephbo – who is controlling that fly?"
Josh Gad tweeted: "Look, I don't like Pence either but I don't think it was necessary for Trump to hit him in eye before the debate."
Pence also garnered nicknames like Pink Eye Pence and Red Eye Mike.
Mike Pence will hereafter be known as The Lone Stranger and The Lone Deranger because he refused to wear a mask at the Mayo Clinic, thus endangering the lives of everyone breathed upon by the Human-COVID Hybrid #666. How did Senseless Pence explain his dangerous decision? Dense Pence said he wanted to be able to look people in the eye! Is it possible the Out of the Loop Dupe doesn't know the masks don't cover the freakin' eyeballs? Or did Boss Hogg Trump tell his Stepford Veep in no uncertain terms that he would mocked mercilessly and tweet-fired if he wore a mask in public?
Karen Spence is the Lying Nun for defending her husband's dangerous and potentially deadly actions at the Mayo Clinic.
Even Mr. Pseudo Machismo Mike Pence is now wearing a mask in public. So much for Boss Hogg Trump's claim that the coronavirus is "dying out" and "fading away." Trump is the Fount of Unfathomable Ignorance and Pence is his Masked Mouthpiece.
"What is it about Mike Pence that no one ever tells him anything?" — David Axelrod
"It's not that Pence is out of the loop. He's just idling in powered-down android mode. But when Trump implodes, Little Deuce Coup will spring into action, sweeping up all the money, fame, power and glory like the nifty little iRobot Roomba he prototyped back in 1959. Granted, the later models are more human-like, but Pence can still suck up like nobody's business!" — Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Mike Pence is the "stiff-armed, buttoned-down" VICE president of the SNL Christmas skit, who hates "Deck the Halls" because it mentions "gay apparel." Please be sure to check out our section of Homophobic Mike Pence Nicknames such as Mike "Amperes for Queers" Pence and Mike "Ohm My God" Pence.
The Top Ten Mike Pence Nicknames ... oh hell, make it a baker's dozen plus a few!
The Clown Prince of the White House
Out of the Loop Dupe (USA Today)
The Stepford Veep (Omarosa Manigault Newman)
The Stolid Hack (GQ)
Mike Suspense keeps us in constant suspense: will he ever recover and reclaim his spine?
Sick Pence None the Retcher (Michael R. Burch)
Trump's Poodle (George F. Will)
The Human Rubber Stamp (Michael R. Burch)
Mike Pence became a Human Rubber Stamp for Trump's lunacies.
Fruitcake and Religious Nut (Donald Trump)
Uber-Pious Pence (Daily Kos)
The Holey Crusader (Michael R. Burch)
The Vice Antichrist
The False Profit
His Satanic Majesty's Sock Puppet
Magic Mike Pence has the ability to make Truth, Justice and the American Way vanish.
Unfortunately, Unmagical Mike Pence lacks the ability to reproduce Truth, Justice or even simple human decency, once he has vanished them.
Oleaginous Mike Pence (George F. Will)
Snark of the Beast
Pence passes time during Trump's speeches by mentally baptizing senators. — The Onion
For his multitudinous efforts on its behalf, the coronavirus has granted Mike Pence the following titles and epaulets:
Coronavirus in Pallid Semi-Human Form
Human-COVID Hybrid #666
The COVID Hominid
The Coronavirus's Best Friend
Pence Pro Pandemic
Pink Eye Pence (Pence appeared to have Pink Eye when he debated Kamala Harris)
Red Eye Mike
Lord of the Flies (after a fly landed in Pence's hair during his debate with Kamala Harris)
The Hyper Ventilator
The Covid Kid
Mr. Pseudo Machismo (Michael R. Burch)
The Masked Mouthpiece
The Wuhan Conman
The China Sin-Drone (Michael R. Burch)
Senseless Pence and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis met on March 7, 2020 but failed to shut down Florida-bound cruise ships, and Florida's coronavirus cases are now exploding.
Oleaginous House Ferret (Aldous J. Pennyfarthing)
Bible Thumping Cock Socket (Aldous J. Pennyfarthing)
Mike Pounce (Donald Trump)
Deep Veep (wading deep in s**t, that is)
The Silver Sycophant, the Sinister Sycophant and the Sicko Sycophant
Stephen Colbert says Mike Pence's political strategy is to be "so boring people forget you exist." According to Colbert, the colorless Pence is a "manila envelope taped to a beige wall." Colbert, who has obviously done his research, says that Pence's previous jobs included being an "off-white paint swatch," a "sun-faded department store mannequin," and the "ghost of a plain yogurt."
Mike Pence is Mr. Hear-No-Evil, See-No-Evil, but Sure-As-Hell-Do-Evil.
Rising and Trending Mike Pence Nicknames
Kamala Harris's Bull's-Eye
46 (Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci)
Acting President Pence
Little Deuce Coup (Michael R. Burch, who has predicted that Mike Pence will replace Trump as president)
The Dupe Couper (Roger Stone said a coup was averted when Nick Ayers did not become White House chief of staff)
Mr. Roboto (Rachel Maddow)
Powered Down Robot (Rachel Maddow)
Mike "Shutdown" Pence (Seth Meyers)
I guess when Schumer said "shutdown," Pence took him literally. — Seth Meyers
iRobot Roomba 1959 Prototype (Michael R. Burch)
Bloodless Android Programmed for Armageddon (Michael R. Burch)
Bad Data (Michael R. Burch)
Boring Mike Pence (Donald Trump)
Chairman of the Bored
The Koch Addict
The Incredible Mr. Limpet
Barney Fiefdom (Michael R. Burch)
Barney Fief Dumb (Michael R. Burch),
The Black Hole of Sycophants (Daily Kos)
Mike Pence is such a prude that he won’t drink in a room where there’s mixed company unless his wife is present, or eat a meal alone with any woman he’s not married to.
Snow Flake (emphasis on "Flake")
The Whitest Man in American Politics
The Albino Hippo Critter
Ashen Weasel (John Oliver)
Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn’t gay.—Michelle Wolff
Elf on the Shelf (social media)
Dobby the House Elf (John Oliver)
Mike Pence Looks Like
Hank Hill's Dad
Antisemitic Mike Pence Nicknames
Mike "The Chosen Few Will Convert the Jew" Pence
Mike "Jews Must Convert or Hellfire Will Spurt" Pence
Mike "Convert the Jews! Torch Them if They Refuse!" Pence
Mike "Heaven's for You, Not the Unsaved Jew" Pence
Mike "The Only Saved Jew Believes Like You" Pence
Mike "To Save the West, Jews Must Divest" Pence
Racist Mike Pence Nicknames
Mike "Electric Fence" Pence
Mike "Banish the Hispanic" Pence
Mike "Electrify the Iraqi" Pence
Mike "Aversion for the Persian" Pence
Mike "Atomic the Islamic" Pence
Mike "Zap the Jap" Pence
Mike "Freeze the Chinese" Pence
There is One Nation Favored by Mike Pence
Mike "Cushion the Russian" Pence
Mike "All In with the Kremlin" Pence
Mike "Rootin' and Tootin' for Vladimir Putin" Pence
Homophobic Mike Pence Nicknames
The Fag Nag
The Holey Roller
Mike "Pray Away the Gay" Pence
Mike "Flay Away the Gay" Pence
Mike Ponce de Leon (is Mike Pence secretly gay himself?)
Mike "The Closet Electrician" Pence
Enola Gay Lord
Mike "I Dream to Hump Trump's Lady Lumps" Pence
"Why does he look at me like that?" Trump asked about Pence’s beatific gaze, according to Michael Wolff, as quoted in The Guardian.
Mike "Hellzapoppin" Pence (Michael R. Burch)
Mike "Electrocute the Fruit" Pence
Mike "A Volt a Day Keeps the Gay Away" Pence
Mike "Amperes for Queers" Pence
Mike "Watts Up" Pence
Mike "Ohm My God" Pence
Mike "Ohmosexual" Pence
Mike "Joules for Jewels" Pence
Mike "The Dapper Zapper" Pence
Mike "Crapper Zapper" Pence
Mike "Cock Shocker" Pence
Mike "My Final Solution is Mass Electrocution" Pence
Mike "Gay Medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
Mike "Your Perversion Requires an Electrical Conversion" Pence
Mike "Follow God's Path or Feel Tesla's Wrath" Pence
Mike "Sodomite Igniter" Pence
Mike "Ignite the Sodomite" Pence
Mike "Since God's a Homophobe, I'll Hook You to an Anode" Pence
Mike "Smite the Sodomite" Pence
Mike "Fear the Queer" Pence
Mike "Sear the Queer" Pence
Mike "Smear the Queer" Pence
Mike "Flay the Gay Away" Pence
Mike "Body Bags for Fags" Pence
Mike "Electrical Spikes for Dykes" Pence (Michael R. Burch)
Mike "Kill a Dyke for the Fourth Reich" Pence
Mike "Lightning Strikes for Kinky Dykes" Pence
Mike "Fire a Mag into every Fag" Pence
Mike "Bi must Die" Pence
Mike "My God is a Homophobe" Pence
Mike "Ass-ault with Battery" Pence
Mike "Pillage Greenwich Village" Pence
Mike "Holy Crusader against the Anal Invader" Pence
Mike "Orlando Commando" Pence
Mike "Away with the Outré" Pence (Michael R. Burch)
Mike "Gamma Rays for Gays" Pence (Michael R. Burch)
The Mad Monk
The Bunghole Mole
Mike Penis Envy
The Gay Switchblade (pun on "switch" intended)
The Gay Flayer
The Gay Squash-Buckler
The Impure Puritan
Pharisee (Pete Buttigieg)
The American Pharisee
The American Taliban
The White Collar Redneck
The White Supremacist
The Blight Supremacist
The Worst Member of Trump's Improv Team (social media)
Mike "Past Tense" Pence (by Allan Ishac for his "obsolete haircut, 1950's values, frumpy fashion sense, passé politeness, and quaint religious values.")
The Unhappy Camper (after observing Pence's body language when Trump said he was "proud" to shut down the government and demanded billions of taxpayer dollars for the wall he had previously vowed Mexico would fund)
Dishonorable Mention: Hoosier (his Secret Service code name), Cuddles, Puddles, Trumpence None the Retcher (Michael R. Burch), Sick Pence None the Retcher (Michael R. Burch), Tuppence, Pence for Hire, Spencer Racy, The Silver Faux Fox, Mike Pensive, Pensive Pence, The Bleep Veep, The Creep-Veep, The Veep Creeping in Search of a Spine, VPOTUS, The Foxhole Huddler, The Fence Sitter, Albino Termite, Fat Termite, Trump's Lie Dispenser, Miss-Spence Youth, THE VICEROY, The Vice Roi, The Vice-Boy, The vICE Man Cometh, The Sicko-Phant, The Incredible Vanishing Vice President, Invisible Ink, Invisible Stink, Invisible Dink, Mike "Refreshed by Trump's Lies" Pence, Bad Penny
Mike Pence Poem
They call it "queer" ...
they call it "gay" ...
I just call it a lack
of Michael Faraday!
is their final solution!
Men wearing thongs?
Check out these electrons!
And when they're good and fried,
my God will continue frying on the Other Side!
Karen Pence Nicknames
Hummingbird (her Secret Service code name)
Mother (Mike Pence actually calls his wife "mother" ... does that make him a mf-er?)
Creepy Karen (Donald Trump)
"She really gives me the creeps." — Donald Trump, as quoted by Michael Wolff in "Siege"
Ms. Vice Antichrist
The Vice Principal
The Handmaid's Tail (she works at a school that demands "moral purity" and discriminates against LGBT children)
Trump and Pence are putting the X back in Xmas by X-ing out refugee children and their mothers. If baby Jesus and Mary showed up needing shelter, Trump wouldn't provide them with even a lowly manger. Instead, he'd order American soldiers to drive them back into the wilderness at gunpoint. Meanwhile, this is what the satanic festivities at the White House looked like last year: Trump Christmas.
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