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This page contains the best Kayleigh McEnany nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself ...

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Trump offers bizarre praise for new White House press secretary ...

Stuporwoman to Trump's rescue! Kayleigh McEnany's superpower is not flying, but lying her a$$ off in return for taxpayers' hard-earned money.

Trump: "I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down..."
Fact-Free Kayleigh McEnany: "The president never downplayed the virus."

White House dreck secretary Kayleigh McEnany said Trump never downplayed the coronavirus pandemic, despite audio recordings of Trump telling Bob Woodward that he always intentionally downplayed the virus. But the records shows that Trump downplayed the coronavirus more than a hundred times. Trump said, for instance: No, were not [worried] at all. And we have it totally under control. Its one person coming in from China. It will all work out well. We have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country: five [cases]. And those people are all recuperating successfully. Its going to have a very good ending. So that I can assure you. We did shut it down, yes. Its going to be fine. We have a very small number of [cases]. Its like around 12. Many of them are getting better. Some are fully recovered already. So were in very good shape. I think when we get into April, in the warmer weather, that has a very negative effect on that type of a virus. The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA! Theyre all getting better. I think that were doing a great job! Because of all weve done, the risk to the American people remains very low. When you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero. Thats a pretty good job weve done! We closed it down; we stopped it! Were doing very well and weve done a fantastic job! The risk is low to the average American! Were doing a great job with it! Its pretty amazing when you think of it! Its something that we have tremendous control over! This is going to go away without a vaccine! We have met the moment, and we have prevailed!

Fact-Free Kayleigh McEnany
, the new White House Press Secretary, has a very checkered history with the truth. Before capitulating to the dark side, she had correctly called Trump's rhetoric "racist," "hateful" and "derogatory." After becoming a Trump lapdog and yes-woo-man, McInane-y obsequiously predicted that, thanks to Trump, "we will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here." More recently McIninny responded to criticism of her boss by saying, "President Trumps coronavirus response has been unprecedented and saved American lives." Miss Misinformation misspelled "unpresidented" since the American Pilate has washed his hands of any responsibility for American deaths on his watch. Now Covid Barbie continues to endorse her boss's lies.

According to Fact-Free Kayleigh McEnany the acting president of the United States is now Detourney General William Barr! McInaney said it was Trump's Barr-Tender who issued the order to increase the White House perimeter by attacking peaceful protesters. But an attorney general has no such authority. So either the Slobber Baron has engineered a coup or Donald the Menace is looking for scapegoats to avoid a voter-imposed timeout.

"Let them eat rubber bullets, tear gas and flash grenades!"Kayleigh Antoinette

The Top Ten Kayleigh McEnany Nicknames

Fact-Free Kayleigh (Michael R. Burch)
Miss Misinformation
Stuporwoman (Michael R. Burch)
The Trump-et
Little Miss Trumpet
The Yes-Woo-Man
The Prim & Proper Propagandist

Trump's SpokesToady (Michael R. Burch)
Trump's Press Dreckretary (Michael R. Burch)
Empty-Souled Talking Head McEnany (Daily Kos)
Miss Gloss
High Gloss
Lip Gloss
The Blonde Bimboshell
The Brownnoser
Hard Duty
Hazardous Booty
Birther Girl
White House Liar (Seth Meyers)
The Temp (because Trump nannies never last long)
Kayleigh Antoinette ("Let them eat rubber bullets!")
Muckmaster McEnany (Michael R. Burch)
Miss Muckup
The Suckup
Wet Nurse Ratched

Strike Three (following Sean "Spice of Death" Spicer and Sarah "Suck My Pee" Sanders)
Bottom of the Barrel
D.C. Dregs

The Trump Whisperer
The Trump Hisser
The Trump Enabler
The Trump Fixer
The Wall Nut

Puss in Fascist Boots
Puss in Cahoots

Covid Barbie
Barbie Doll SpokesHo
Limited Edition Press Secretary Barbie
Propaganda Barbie
White Supremacist Barbie
Binder Tab Barbie
Bullshit Barbie
Baghdad Barbie
Body Bag Barbie
White Wash Barbie
Trump's Barbie Moll


The Best Kayleigh McEnany Jokes and Quotes

The best Kayleigh McEnany joke was told by Kayleigh McEnany herself when she promised Americans: "I will never lie to you! You have my word on that! and then immediately proceeded to lie like her boss (which is, of course, a job prerequisite for her position as White House Press Secretary).

The second-best Kayleigh McEnany joke was also told by "false profit" Kayleigh McEnany when she confidently promised that with Trump as president "we will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here."

Kayleigh McEnany's propensity to lie is well known. SNL's Kate McKinnon did a skit as McEnany in which she chimes in on every Anderson Cooper 360 topic with: Can we just remember that most Americans voted for Trump?

"A reporter's job isn't to ask questions, it's to praise the president for doing a great job," Stephen Colbert deadpanned about the White House attitude toward honest reportage.

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