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Kayleigh McEnany Nicknames
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Kayleigh McEnany Quotes

This page contains the best Kayleigh McEnany nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself ...

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Trump offers bizarre praise for new White House press secretary ...

Stuporwoman to Trump's rescue! Kayleigh McEnany's superpower is not flying, but lying her a$$ off in return for taxpayers' hard-earned money.

Fact-Free Kayleigh McEnany, the new White House Press Secretary, has a very checkered history with the truth. Before capitulating to the dark side, she had correctly called Trump's rhetoric "racist," "hateful" and "derogatory." After becoming a Trump lapdog and yes-woo-man, McInane-y obsequiously predicted that, thanks to Trump, "we will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here." More recently McIninny responded to criticism of her boss by saying, "President Trump’s coronavirus response has been unprecedented and saved American lives." Miss Misinformation misspelled "unpresidented" since the American Pilate has washed his hands of any responsibility for American deaths on his watch. Now Covid Barbie continues to endorse her boss's lies.

The Top Ten Kayleigh McEnany Nicknames ... oh hell, make it a Baker's Dozen!

Fact-Free Kayleigh (Michael R. Burch)
Miss Misinformation
PR Barbie
Stuporwoman (Michael R. Burch)
The Trump-et
Little Miss Trumpet and Little Miss Strumpet
The Essential Shirker and The Existential Liar

White House dreck secretary Kayleigh McEnany called herself an "essential worker" when she announced that she had contracted COVID-19 and would be "working" from home. But her job is to shirk the truth, like her boss, so give the devil her due and call her The Essential Shirker. She remains essential to Don the Con's plans to rig the upcoming election since he can't possibly win it fairly.

The Prim & Proper Propagandist
The Acceptable Face of Trumpism (The Guardian)
Trump's SpokesToady (Michael R. Burch)
Trump's Press Dreckretary (Michael R. Burch)
Empty-Souled Talking Head McEnany (Daily Kos)
Kayleigh "Paid to Lie" McEnany
Future Fox News Anchor
The Anchorite
The Peroxide Propagandist
Peroxide Huckabee Sanders
Peroxide Goebbels
Bleached Blonde Goebbels
Kayleigh Antoinette

According to Fact-Free Kayleigh McEnany the acting president of the United States is now Detourney General William Barr! McInaney said it was Trump's Barr-Tender who issued the order to increase the White House perimeter by attacking peaceful protesters. But an attorney general has no such authority. So either the Slobber Baron has engineered a coup or Donald the Menace is looking for scapegoats to avoid a voter-imposed timeout.

"Let them eat rubber bullets, tear gas and flash grenades!"Kayleigh Antoinette

Human-Peroxide-COVID Hybrid #666
The ICE Princess of Covidia

Trump: "I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down..."
Fact-Free Kayleigh McEnany: "The president never downplayed the virus."

White House dreck secretary Kayleigh McEnany said Trump never downplayed the coronavirus pandemic, despite audio recordings of Trump telling Bob Woodward that he always intentionally downplayed the virus. But the records shows that Trump downplayed the coronavirus more than a hundred times. Trump said, for instance: No, we’re not [worried] at all. And we have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It will all work out well. We have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country: five [cases]. And those people are all recuperating successfully. It’s going to have a very good ending. So that I can assure you. We did shut it down, yes. It’s going to be fine. We have a very small number of [cases]. It’s like around 12. Many of them are getting better. Some are fully recovered already. So we’re in very good shape. I think when we get into April, in the warmer weather, that has a very negative effect on that type of a virus. The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA! They’re all getting better. I think that we’re doing a great job! Because of all we’ve done, the risk to the American people remains very low. When you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero. That’s a pretty good job we’ve done! We closed it down; we stopped it! We’re doing very well and we’ve done a fantastic job! The risk is low to the average American! We’re doing a great job with it! It’s pretty amazing when you think of it! It’s something that we have tremendous control over! This is going to go away without a vaccine! We have met the moment, and we have prevailed!

The Yes-Woo-Man
Miss Gloss
High Gloss
Lip Gloss
The Blonde Bimboshell
The Gormless Glamorpuss (Michael R. Burch)
The Brownnoser
Hard Duty
Hazardous Booty
Birther Girl
White House Liar (Seth Meyers)
The Temp (because Trump nannies never last long)
Muckmaster McEnany (Michael R. Burch)
Miss Muckup
The Suckup
Wet Nurse Ratched

Strike Three (following Sean "Spice of Death" Spicer and Sarah "Suck My Pee" Sanders)
Bottom of the Barrel
D.C. Dregs

The Trump Whisperer
The Trump Hisser
The Trump Enabler
The Trump Fixer
Little Miss See-No-Evil, Hear-No-Evil, Speak-Lots-of-Evil
The Wall Nut
The Parrot

Kayleigh McEnany echoes only one voice: that of her Dark Lord and Master, the Trumpian Devil.

Puss in Fascist Boots
Puss in Cahoots

PR Barbie
Dollar Bin Barbie
Bargain Lot Barbie
Bad News Barbie
Covid Barbie
Superspreader Barbie
Barbie Doll SpokesHo
Limited Edition Press Secretary Barbie
Propaganda Barbie
White Supremacist Barbie
Binder Tab Barbie
Bullshit Barbie
Baghdad Barbie
Body Bag Barbie
White House Barbie
White Wash Barbie
Kenless Barbie
Trump's Barbie Moll

Satanic Tinkerbell
Kali (the goddess of doomsday, death and destruction)
Triple K

Plastique Mystique (Michael R. Burch)

The Best Kayleigh McEnany Jokes and Quotes

The best Kayleigh McEnany joke was told by Kayleigh McEnany herself when she promised Americans: "I will never lie to you! You have my word on that!” and then immediately proceeded to lie like her boss (which is, of course, a job prerequisite for her position as White House Press Secretary).

The second-best Kayleigh McEnany joke was also told by "false profit" Kayleigh McEnany when she confidently promised that with Trump as president "we will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here."

Kayleigh McEnany's propensity to lie is well known. SNL's Kate McKinnon did a skit as McEnany in which she chimes in on every Anderson Cooper 360 topic with: “Can we just remember that most Americans voted for Trump?”

"A reporter's job isn't to ask questions, it's to praise the president for doing a great job," Stephen Colbert deadpanned about the White House attitude toward honest reportage.

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