Lindsey Graham Nicknames
Lindsey Graham Quotes
Lindsey Graham Jokes
This page contains the best Lindsey Graham nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself. Lindsey Graham Cracker nicknames have been coined by Stephen Colbert, Rush Limbaugh, John McCain, Alex Moffat of SNL, Lawrence O'Donnell and Donald Trump.
Lindsey Graham Cracker has died his hair blonde to match his Machiavellian master's. Apparently political lapdogs also look like their owners. — Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
I'm afraid Miss Lindsey Graham will never locate her missing balls!
The Top Ten Lindsey Graham Nicknames
Lindsey Graham Cracker
Crackers and Mr. Crackers
Crackpot
Lapdog Lindsey
Leningrad Lindsey (#LeningradLindsey)
Stinkball and Slimeball
Bootlicker Extraordinaire
The Toxic Peroxide Blonde (Michael R. Burch, after he changed his hair color to match Trump's)
The Blonde Bombshill (Michael R. Burch, ditto)
Miss Lindsey Graham
Nutjob (Donald Trump)
Disgrace (Donald Trump)
Crazy (Donald Trump)
Little Jerk (John McCain)
Logic Pretzel Lindsey Graham (Michael R. Burch)
Logic Pretzel Lindsey Graham alternates between calling Trump the Devil and the Messiah.
Oldest Man in an Elementary School Picture (Stephen Colbert "alter ego")
65-Year-Old Teacher's Pet (SNL's Alex Moffat)
Eminently Kissable Love Doll Lindsey Graham (Donald J. Trump)
Boondocks Barbie (Michael R. Burch)
Backwater Barbie (Michael R. Burch)
Flimsy Lindsey
Mr. Masochist
Mr. Erasure
The Eraser (of his own "morals")
The False Profit
The Flipped-Out Flopper (Michael R. Burch)
The Fliplomat
Lindsey Graham is The Fliplomat because he once called Trump a "kook," a "jackass," "a race-baiting bigot," and "the most flawed nominee in the history of the Republican Party." Now he just kisses Trump's a$$, licks his boots, and does his Dark Master's bidding. But perhaps the False Profit will yet prove to be a true prophet because he once predicted: "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed ... and we will deserve it." But apparently Mr. Masochist actually wants to be destroyed, because after Trump's coup failed and there was talk of purging him from the GOP, Flimsy Lindsey said: "If you're wanting to erase Donald Trump from the party, you're going to get erased. This idea of moving forward without Donald Trump in the Republican Party is a disaster for the Republican Party."
Senator Grahamnesty (Rush Limbaugh, who is also in our nickname archives)
Lindsey Grahamnesty (Rush Limbaugh, punning on "amnesty")
The Self-Humiliator (Lawrence O'Donnell)
Graspin' Graham
Lindsey Gomez
Trailer Trash Talker
The Rape Apologist
"This is what you get when you go through a trailer park with a $100 bill."—Lindsey Graham, probably speaking from personal experience
Lindsey Graham is The Rape Apologist and the Trailer Trash Talker for equating women who claim to have been sexually abused with "trailer trash."
Lady Graham and Lady G (said to be his nicknames among male sex workers)
The Queer Overseer
Fifty Shades of Gay
Southern Belle
The Southern Belle from the Depths of Hell
Hell's Belle
The Evangelical Man-Belle
Sin-sey Lindsey
Mayhem Graham (Michael R. Burch)
Filly Graham
Shilly Graham
Bar Rat
Rascal
Squirrely McNutjob
Squirrel Boy
Lapdog Lindsey
Trump's Lapdog
Trump's Lap Poodle
Puddles
Dis-Honorable Mention Lindsey Graham Nicknames: The Trump Worshiper, The World's Biggest Jackass Kisser, Hindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham Jokes
Flimsy Lindsey Graham is a joke, and the joke is on US.
Sin-sey Lindsey is the gay darling of the evangelicals.
Q: What do you get if you cross Lindsey Graham with a chicken and a skunk?
A: Not an improvement.
Q: What do you get if you cross Lindsey Graham with a cobra?
A: You get a Trump-worshiping cobra, duh.
Lindsey Graham Cracker has died his hair blonde to match his Machiavellian master's. Apparently political lapdogs also look like their owners. — Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Lindsey Graham longs for the good ole days of segregation, when real men were white and colored "boys" were scared.
Lindsey Graham Quotes
Lindsey Graham called Trump a "kook," a "jackass," "a race-baiting bigot," and "the most flawed nominee in the history of the Republican Party."
"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed ... and we will deserve it."
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