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This page contains the best
Sarah Palin nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a
few that I came up with myself. Sarah Palin nicknames and jokes have been
coined by Stephen Colbert, John Boehner, Sarah Palin herself, Colin Jost of SNL, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers.
The Top Ten Sarah Palin Nicknames, Plus a Few
Sarah Barracuda (her high school nickname)
Sarah-Cuda and Sarahcuda
Shirknado (Michael R. Burch)
The Half-Baked Alaskan
The
Alaskan Evita
Weepin' 'n' Wailin' Sarah
Palin (Michael R. Burch)
Caribou Barbie
Mooselini
Moose-o-lini
Mouse-o-lini
Mousse-o-lini
The Moosiah
The Moosiah Pit Bull in Lipstick (according to Palin herself)
The Wasilla Killa
The Wasilla Gorilla or Gurlilla or Gurlzilla
The Wasilla Hillbilly
The Wasillabilly
Saint Sarah of Wasilla
The Quitter from Wasilla
The Tundra Twit
Klondike Kardashian
Klondike Dike
Sarah Failin'
Failin' Palin
Bailin' Palin
Scalin' the Heights of Ignorance Palin
Craziest of the Crazies (John Boehner)
The Patron Saint of Stupidity and Cupidity
The Poster Child for Ignorance
The Sheer Majesty of Stupidity (Stephen Colbert)
“I’m just in awe at the sheer majesty of their stupidity.”
— Stephen Colbert
Dis-Honorable Mention Sarah Palin Nicknames
Sarahcudda
The Roughed Rogue
The
Original Material Girl (because she provides Stephen Colbert so much comedy
materiel)
Blunder Woman
Sarah Stoopid
Bible Spice
The Ungreat Whore of Babble-On
The Great Boor of Babble-On
Half-Governor
Ramboner
Rambette
Trumpette
Sarah Pipeline
Sarah Punchline
Vampy
Money Boo-Boo
Sarah
Shakes-Spear (because she is so warlike and compared herself to Shakespeare when
she coined a new word, "refudiate")
Sarah Crosshairs
Sarah Triggerfinger
Mama
Grizzly
Palin-Drone
Chick Cheney
Sarah Stalin
Snark Shark
Moose MILF
The
Alaska Disasta
Snowjob Squareglasses
Post Turtle
McCain's Bane
FrankenPalin
Northern Overexposure
Nightmayor
Miss Iquitarod
Irate Ingrate
Miss Wonker
Bonker
Sarah Scareya
Lady Gagya
Sarah Sarin
Tri-Sarah-Tops
Sarah Snowgrifter
Sarah Snowjob
The Boreal Narcissus
The Blight Supremacist
Loony Tunes
The Full Moon Loon (Michael R. Burch)
The Loon-a-Tick
The Keystone Flop (Michael R. Burch)
The Crackpot Kraken
The Crackhead Kraken
The Kraken with its lips firmly applied to Trump's Crack
The Krank
Bristol Palin nicknames:
Brisket® (the ® because she registered her name as a trademark!), Brisquet, Bras
Tool, Barstool, Bristhole, Brissie, Bristie, Brissypants, Bitchol, Pigstool
Grifter Jr.
Sarah Palin Jokes
I had a great Sarah Palin joke, but the ghost of Hugo Chávez and the future
ghost of George Soros stole it! — Michael R. Burch aka "The
Loyal Opposition"
“I’m just in awe at the sheer majesty of their stupidity.”
— Stephen Colbert
Sarah Palin Quotes
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