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This page contains the best
Tucker Carlson
nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to
find, plus a few that I came up with myself. Tucker Carlson
nicknames
and jokes have been coined by Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon,
Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Conan
O'Brien, John Oliver and other late night comedians and TV hosts.
Putin is serial-murdering Ukrainian children and their mothers, while Tucker
Carlson and Donald Trump praise and defend him. —
Michael R. Burch aka The Loyal Opposition
The Top Ten Tucker Carlson Nicknames
The Moscow Mouthpiece
The Moscow Megaphone (Michael R. Burch)
The Moscow Megaphony (Michael R. Burch)
Tucker Charlatan
Sucker Charlatan
The Trumpsucker
The White Pride Piper
0-0-7 (Stephen Colbert)
Mouth Breather (Stephen Colbert)
Relentlessly Indignant Picket Fence (John Oliver)
Performatively Outraged Wedge Salad (John Oliver)
Dis-Honorable Mention: More Tucker Carlson Nicknames
Friar Tuck
Fryer Tuck
Liar Tuck
Gretchen
(Jeanine Pirro)
Fuckup
Suckup
The most prominent vessel in America for white supremacist talking points (John
Oliver)
White Supremacist Goblin
Hobgoblin
Slobgoblin
Snobgoblin
The "Bubba The Love Sponge" Brainiac
The Great White Snark
"Hello snarkness, my old friend / I've come to watch you kiss Trump's ass again
..."
The Replacement Theorist
Fucker Carlson
Fucker Charlatan
Fucker Snarlson
Fucker Snarkson
Fucker Sharkson
Moscow Sucker Snarlson (Michael R. Burch)
Tucker Carlson Jokes
Stephen Colbert played audio of Carlson's comments for his audience, including
Carlson's statement that now-Associate Justice of the Supreme Court Elena
Kagan was "never going to be an attractive woman." "Harsh words from the
next 0-0-7 here," Colbert said, pointing to a photo over his shoulder with
Carlson's mouth agape. "The name's Breather, Mouth Breather."
Stephen Colbert also brought up Carlson's defense of cult leader and convicted
child sex offender Warren Jeffs: "Tucker, when you defend child brides, you
don't go on the naughty list. You go on that list where you have to go
door-to-door to tell people you just moved into their neighborhood."
John Oliver regretfully informed his viewers: "Our main story tonight concerns,
I’m sorry to say, Tucker Carlson, the man who gives Tuckers an ever worse name
than they already have."
John Oliver then explained his deep aversion to Tucker Carlson: "Of all the
things that Tucker is, a conspiracy theorist, a misogynist, an Islamophobe, a
troll, one of the most dangerous is that he is one of the most prominent vessel
in America for white supremacist talking points. And I already know what Tucker
will say about this because whenever this topic comes up, he has the exact same
reaction: ‘What does that even. mean?'"
John Oliver: Tucker Carlson "couldn’t be more ethnically white than if he jizzed
mayonnaise."
John Oliver: "Oh f*ck off, Tucker, you relentlessly indignant picket fence!"
John Oliver: "What are you talking about, you performatively outraged wedge
salad? He’s packed a lot in there, from transphobia, to weirdly extolling the
masculinity of China’s navy, to his completely misplaced outrage at Joe Biden
over those flight suits."
Tucker Carlson Quotes
Most of the time you can beat a woman in an argument. But what do you
win? Nothing. You get short-term pleasure followed by a lot of pain.
Pregnant women are going to fight our wars. It’s a mockery of the U.S.
military.
Joe Walsh replied to the oinker above by tweeting: "Every woman in the
military I've ever met could absolutely kick Tucker Carlson’s ass."
Canada is essentially a stalker, stalking the United States, right?
Canada has little pictures of us in its bedroom, right?
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