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Sean Hannity Nicknames
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Sean Hannity Jokes

This page contains the best Sean Hannity nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself. Sean Hannity nicknames and jokes have been coined by Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Conan O'Brien and other late night comedians and TV hosts.

The Top Ten Sean Hannity Nicknames

Lumpy (Jon Stewart)
Flubberboy
Sean O'Scammity (Michael R. Burch)
Sean of the Dead
Scammity
Shammity
Sean Vanity
Sean Insanity
Stuporman (Michael R. Burch)
Multimedia Superbore (Michael R. Burch)

Sean Vanity's website claims he's a "multimedia superstar."

Dis-Honorable Mention: More Sean Hannity Nicknames

Sean Spin
The Spinmaster
Sean of the Dead
Sean of the Brain Dead
Brain Drain
Sean O'Hammity
Sean Tub O'Lard
Fat Fox
Loverboy
Birther Boy
Acting President Hannity
Trump's Controller
Trump's Overlord
Handy Hannity
Hands-On Hannity
The Softballer
Trump's Warm-up Pitcher
Keurig Nemesis
Faux News Anchor
Fake News Spewer
Michael Cohen's Mystery Client (see the second joke below)

Sean Hannity Jokes

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Stephen Colbert, after playing the clip of a CNN anchor announcing that Sean Hannity was Michael Cohen’s third client, lounged in a chair, sipping red wine, and stroking his chest. “We may never know, but it doesn’t matter, what Cohen was doing for (Hannity),” Colbert continued. “What does matter is that Sean Hannity is out there every day, every night defending Trump and Michael Cohen. What else haven’t you been telling us? That you share a barber with the LEGO man?”

Jimmy Kimmel joked about his “pal” and his involvement with Cohen, saying “If this is the biggest witch hunt in history — as they say it is — we’re running out of spots on the broomstick.”

Sean Hannity Quotes

Anyone listening to this show that believes homosexuality is a normal lifestyle has been brainwashed. It's very dangerous if we start accepting lower and lower forms of behavior as the normal [sic and sick].
It doesn’t say anywhere in the Constitution this idea of the separation of church and state.
The U.S. is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth.

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