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George Santos Nicknames
George Santos Quotes
George Santos Jokes
This page contains the best George Santos nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself.
George Santos nicknames and jokes have been coined by Jimmy
Fallon, Colin Jost, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen
Colbert, Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Conan O'Brien and other late night comedians and TV figures.
Suggested campaign slogan: "Vote for Santos, by George, or whatever
name he's using this ballot!"
There are more George Santos
jokes after the nicknames.
The Top Ten
George Santos Nicknames, Plus a Few
George Scam Toast (Michael R. Burch)
George Scram Toast
George Scamtoes
Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Lie (Michael R. Burch)
The Lyin' King
The Snazzy
Nazi (he lied about his family fleeing Nazi Germany)
Slider-Man (he even lied
about being a producer of Broadway's biggest flop, the Spiderman musical)
The
Brazil Nut
Cosa Boastra (Michael R. Burch)
Glossa Nova
Cheato Puente
Scammy Sosa
Senor Ripley
The Less Talented Mr. Ripley
P. T. Burn 'Em
Kitara Ravache (his drag queen name)
Anthony Devolder
Anthony Zabrovsky
Bi-Focal Blubber Butt
The Burberry Scarf
Thief
tRUMP LITE
Mini Trump
Trump's Mini Me
Sleepy Santos (he's anti-woke)
Mr. ChatGPT
Mr. ChatGOP
The MAGAmaniac
Little
Mr. MAGAspeak
AI TrumpFAN 6.66
Jesus Christ Stuporstar
George Santos Jokes
“Now if you are sort of hazy on the details of Santos’ life, don’t worry; so is
he.” — Bill Maher
Jimmy Kimmel asks George Santos, played by Nelson Franklin, “You were
just named to the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology. Does that
make sense to you?” To which he replies, “Well, yeah, because I was the first
openly gay, Jewish, Republican Latino to walk on the moon.”
Kimmel also asked Nelson Franklin's Santos, “What about the pyramid scheme in
Florida you denied having any knowledge of?” Santos, who falsely claimed that
his grandparents are Jewish Holocaust survivors, replies, “Woah, pyramid scheme
is an offensive term. My people actually built the pyramids when they were
slaves!”
Colin Jost confronted Santos, played by comedian Bowen Yang, by saying, “You
lied about your mom dying in 9/11!” To which Santos replied, “I think I said
7-Eleven.” Jost continued, “You even lied about being Jewish.” To which Santos
responded, “No, I said I was Jew-ish.”
Jimmy Fallon asked Santos, played by Jon Lovitz, about his Jewish heritage.
Santos replied, “I am a part-time Jew, and in my spare time I am the Prime
Minister of Israel.”
Q: How many George Santoses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, he prefers to work in the dark.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
George.
George who?
Anthony.
George Anthony?
Devolder.
George Anthony Devolder.?
Spiderman.
George Santos Quotes
"I am not a crook. I am Richard Nixon."
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