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This page contains the best Kevin McCarthy nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself.
Kevin McCarthy nicknames and jokes have been coined by Donald tRUMP, Kim Jong-un,
Stephen Colbert, Jimmy
Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Conan O'Brien, Jon
Stewart and other late night comedians and TV figures.
Suggested campaign slogan: "Vote for the new
McCarthyism, same as the old McCarthyism!"
There are more Kevin McCarthy jokes after the nicknames.
The Top Ten Kevin McCarthy Nicknames, Plus a Few
Speaker of the Mouse
Speaker of the Oust (Stephen Colbert)
Tweaker of the House (Jimmy Kimmel)
Sneaker of the House
Rep. Tim Burchett accused the Sneaker of the House of sucker punching him
with a kidney shot that still hurt days later.
Squeaker of the Mouse (Michael R. Burch)
Sneaker of the Louse (Michael R. Burch)
The louse in question being tRUMP.
MAGA Mouthpiece
Obsequious Weasel (Michael R. Burch)
Cave-In McCarthy
Cave Man
"I've had it with this guy. What he did is unacceptable. Nobody can defend
that, and nobody should defend it," McCarthy said on January 10 after Trump's
failed coup. But of course McCarthy did cave in and defend Trump.
In the Marvel Universe, Kevin McCarthy would be Cave Man, with the ability to
cave under the slightest pressure, or even with no pressure at all!
Neader-fall
Crow-MAGA-non
Sad-Atar (Stephen Colbert, a pun on Avatar and its spectacles)
"Not the sharpest tool in the shed" (Michael Schaeffer of Politico)
"Dumb and annoyingly needy" (Donald Trump, according to Jonathan Lemire)
Rock'em Sock'em Showbot
Kevin McCarthy is the first Speaker of the House to sucker punch a fellow
representative, Tim Burchett.
Kevin McBarfy
Kevin McBarFly
Ambitious Plodder (Michael Gerson of the Washington Post)
McCarthy is "someone difficult for his colleagues to attack because he never
had anything remotely interesting to say." —
Michael Gerson
Phony Baloney
Baby Carrots
Koch Zero
Albino Weasel
Mr. Malaprop
Hell's a-Revvin' Kevin
Snarky McCarthy
"My Kevin" (Donald Trump)
Coup d'Etat Kevin
Coup d'Tot Kevin
Coup d'Etat McCarthy
Coup d'Tot McCarthy
Moron (Nancy Pelosi)
Moron McCarthy
Tump's Toady
Trump's Human Doormat
Trump's Human
Rubber Stamp
Political Prostitute (Kim Jong Un)
tRUMP LITE
Mini Trump (Kevin McCarthy)
The MAGAmaniac
Little
Mr. MAGAspeak
AI TrumpFAN 6.66
Jesus Christ Stuporstar
Kevin McCarthy Jokes
Kevin McCarthy's sad attempts to sell his soul in order to get elected Speaker
of the House resulted in a slew of jokes...
Stephen Colbert depicted McCarthy as a cast member in the second Avatar
movie and dubbed him “Sad-Atar” while calling his soul-selling a “seemingly
endless, gripping drama and epic spectacle.”
Colbert advised, “Oh Kevin, let it go. Don’t you know one of the things about
dreams is sometimes they die? Except for my dream, where you keep losing over
and over again!”
Jimmy Kimmel said, “I have to admit it’s fun to watch these animals stabbing
each other in the back. It’s like House of Cards but everyone is Kevin
Spacey.”
Kimmel also quipped, “The last time a Kevin felt this abandoned in his house was
in the movie Home Alone.”
“Who would have guessed that a bunch of insurrection apologists would have
trouble certifying a vote,” Kimmel said. “I don’t know why he doesn’t just
declare he won. Isn’t that how it works in that party?”
Seth Meyers opined that Joe Biden would not intervene, “at least not until it
stops being hilarious.”
Meyers mocked McCarthy’s lack of support by observing, “You guys can’t even have
a red wave amongst yourselves!”
Jon Stewart tweeted that it was “the best season of CSPAN … ever” as Americans
tuned to the channel in order to watch rolling coverage of the House floor as
McCarthy lost vote after vote for the speakership.
The Lincoln Project, a group founded by Republicans who oppose Trump, depicted
McCarthy next to a lettuce to see whether it would expire before McCarthy’s bid.
Kevin McCarthy Quotes
"I've had it with this guy. What he did is unacceptable. Nobody can defend that,
and nobody should defend it," McCarthy said on January 10 after Trump's failed
coup. But of course McCarthy did cave in and defend Trump.
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