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Lauren Boebert Nicknames
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Lauren Boebert Jokes
The Wit and Wisdom of Lauren Boebert

This page contains the best Lauren Boebert nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself. Lauren Boebert nicknames and jokes have been coined by Maureen Dowd, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Conan O'Brien and other late night comedians and TV figures.

Suggested campaign slogans: "If you're a Dilbert, vote for Boebert" and "Don't be picky, vote for Miss Hick-y!"

There are more Lauren Boebert jokes after the nicknames, followed by quotes straight from the horse's ass.

The Top Ten Lauren Boebert Nicknames, Plus a Few

Dingbat Boebert
Dunce Alert Boebert
Female Dilbert
Lauren Dilbert
Little Klannie Oakley
Klan Mom
Granny Clamp-It

Lauren Boebert was a grandmother at 36 after her son got a 15-year-old girl pregnant.

Gun Packin' Granny
Maw Kettle
Little Bo' Peep
Sleepy Bo' Peep (she's anti-woke)

Little Bo' Creep
Little Bo' Freep
Little Miss Beetlejuice 2024

Boebert was thrown out of a Beetlejuice audience for vaping, allegedly groping a male companion, and what she called "dancing."

Little Bitch (Marjorie Taylor Greene)
Toxic Cunt (Ted Nugent)
QAnon Karen
Clueless Karen
Cosplay Karen
Bullcrap Barbie
Reverse Paul Revere (Stephen Colbert)

Yosemite Samantha
Old Yeller
Miss Hick from the Styx
Transphobic Trailer Trash
Failed Trailer Park Madame
Madame Winnebago
Queen of the Double-Wides

The Back Taxer

Boebert has been accused of paying off 30K in back taxes with her campaign funds.

The Carpetbagger

Boebert moved to an area where it was easier for her to get elected, among the double-wides.

The MAGAt
The MAGAmaniac
The MAGAlogue
The Crow-MAGA-non (Michael R. Burch)

The Fool on the Hill (Michael R. Burch)
The Tool on the Hill (Michael R. Burch)
Queen of the Congressional Morons (after Vanity Fair)

Little Miss Colorado Caterwauler 2023
The Colorado Cougar
Little Miss MAGAt 2023
Little Miss Fox Noose 2023
Little Miss White Supremacy 2023
Little Miss Catch and Kill 2024
Little Miss Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder 2024

Eye Whiplash
Snidely Whiplash
Less Attractive Natasha

Congress Worm (Jimmy Kimmel)
Dumb Blonde Disguised as an Even Dumber Brunette
Birdbrain Boebert
tRUMP LITE
Mini Trump
The MAGAmaniac
Little Ms. MAGAspeak
The MAGA Megaphone
The MAGA Megaphony
AI TrumpFAN 6.66
Jesus Christ Stuporstar

Lauren Boebert Jokes

"Lauren Boebert: High school drop out, teen mom, repeat offender, reckless driver, business failure. A GOP star if there ever was one." — John J. McGowan

"
You can take the girl out of the trailer but you can’t take the trash out of the girl."

"She only wears glasses to make it seem like she can read." — Jimmy Kimmel

Lauren Boebert
"is apparently not a fan of me or our show," Jimmy Kimmel said, then went on to explain that his previous remark about her videos turning into stepmother porn was "obviously a joke" because "her videos are so much dumber than stepmother porn."

Lauren Boebert is part of "The Marjorie Taylor Greene-ing of America." — Maureen Dowd

Lauren Boebert Quotes

"I came, I saw, I bonkered."

"People were freaking out about me dancing in the seat at Beetlejuice, said Boebert. "Well, they should see me in church." Boebert was thrown out of the Beetlejuice audience for vaping and allegedly groping a male companion.

"If Jesus had an AR-15 he wouldn't have been crucified!" This is an actual quote from Little Bo' Peep. But this is more Boebert Sherbet. She fails to consider what would have happened if each Roman Legionnaire had an AR-15.

"'Don't try to make it on your own, because it won't be enough. The kids won't be fed.' My mom believed that lie. So I've lived with a poverty mentality."

Ah, but Lauren Boebert is happy to live with the Big Lie and other conspiracy theories hatched by Don the Con.

“Add mutilating children to the National Institute of Horrors’ long list of funding evil research, which already includes gain-of-function research in Wuhan, scalping aborted babies and fusing their skin to lab rats, organ harvesting aborted babies’ genitalia, and insects eating dogs’ faces off.” 

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