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Lauren Boebert Nicknames
Lauren Boebert Quotes
Lauren Boebert Jokes

This page contains the best Lauren Boebert nicknames, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself. Lauren Boebert nicknames and jokes have been coined by Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Conan O'Brien and other late night comedians and TV figures.

Suggested campaign slogan: "Don't be picky, vote for Miss Hickey!"

There are more Lauren Boebert jokes after the nicknames.

The Top Ten Lauren Boebert Nicknames, Plus a Few

Dingbat Boebert
Female Dilbert
Lauren Dilbert
Little Klannie Oakley
Klan Mom
Granny Clamp-It

Lauren Boebert was a grandmother at 36 after her son got a 15-year-old girl pregnant.

Gun Packin' Granny
Maw Kettle
Sleepy Bo' Peep (she's anti-woke)

Little Bitch (Marjorie Taylor Greene)
QAnon Karen
Cosplay Karen
Bullcrap Barbie
Reverse Paul Revere (Stephen Colbert)

Yosemite Samantha
Miss Hick from the Styx
Transphobic Trailer Trash
Failed Trailer Park Madame
Madame Winnebago
Queen of the Double-Wides

The MAGAmaniac
The MAGAlogue
The Crow-MAGA-non (Michael R. Burch)

The Fool on the Hill (Michael R. Burch)
The Tool on the Hill (Michael R. Burch)
Queen of the Congressional Morons (after Vanity Fair)

Little Miss Colorado Caterwauler 2023
The Colorado Cougar
Little Miss MAGAt 2023
Little Miss Fox Noose 2023
Little Miss White Supremacy 2023
Little Miss Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder 2023

Congress Worm (Jimmy Kimmel)
Dumb Blonde Disguised as an Even Dumber Brunette
Birdbrain Boebert
Mini Trump
The MAGAmaniac
Little Ms. MAGAspeak
AI TrumpFAN 6.66
Jesus Christ Stuporstar

Lauren Boebert Jokes

"Lauren Boebert: High school drop out, teen mom, repeat offender, reckless driver, business failure. A GOP star if there ever was one." — John J. McGowan

You can take the girl out of the trailer but you can’t take the trash out of the girl."

"She only wears glasses to make it seem like she can read." — Jimmy Kimmel

Lauren Boebert
"is apparently not a fan of me or our show," Jimmy Kimmel said, then went on to explain that his previous remark about her videos turning into stepmother porn was "obviously a joke" because "her videos are so much dumber than stepmother porn."

Lauren Boebert Quotes

"I came, I saw, I bonkered."

"'Don't try to make it on your own, because it won't be enough. The kids won't be fed.' My mom believed that lie. So I've lived with a poverty mentality."

Ah, but Lauren Boebert is happy to live with the Big Lie and other conspiracy theories hatched by Don the Con.

“Add mutilating children to the National Institute of Horrors’ long list of funding evil research, which already includes gain-of-function research in Wuhan, scalping aborted babies and fusing their skin to lab rats, organ harvesting aborted babies’ genitalia, and insects eating dogs’ faces off.” 

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